After dinner at Leng Bingbing's house, it was already a little late when he came out. Wu Ming used the excuse to hang out with friends nearby and didn't let Leng Bingbing send him into the city, lest he had to rush back eagerly to take off his pants and fart.

Just do it occasionally.

It was only a few intersections away from home, but Wu Ming still couldn't hold on any longer. In a dark corner, he sprinkled fertilizer and water on other people's fields, sighing in his heart, if he continued to exercise his bladder like this, sooner or later he would become a kidney fighter.

In the darkness, there is a pair of bright eyes staring at Wu Ming. Its eyes seem to be full of contempt? This is a cute little black dog. I don’t know who ran out of it. Look at the way it grins.

It sounds like he eats meat, maybe he prefers black-bone chicken meat?

"What are you looking at?" Wu Ming shouted excitedly to a puppy, "Stupid dogs eat excrement, stupid dogs chirp at match sticks!"

A dog is a spiritual animal. It can understand when people scold it. The little black dog barked twice and pounced on Wu Ming, then bit the corner of his pants. No matter how Wu Ming yelled and cursed, it would not die.

Let go...

Wu Ming smiled bitterly, pulled the little black dog to a nearby villa, and rang the doorbell. Soon, an aunt dressed as a servant walked out and asked politely: "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm not looking for someone..." Wu Ming pointed to the puppy biting the corner of his pants and said with a wry smile: "I just want to ask, does this puppy belong to your family?"

"No..." The aunt smiled and said, "This seems to be a stray dog. I often feed this little guy."

"sorry for disturbance."

"It doesn't matter!"

In this way, Wu Ming limped back to the villa with the "little oil bottle". Maybe he smelled the strange scent of the same kind, and the four dogs from the southeast and northwest rushed out of the dog house, making the little black dog tremble with fear.

, but it still bites Wu Ming's trousers tightly, with a hint of persistence.

"Southeast, northwest, go back!" Wu Ming shouted sharply, and the four Labrador dogs whimpered a few times and ran back to the dog house with their tails between their legs.

After disappearing for a day and a night, there was no news. There were more than a dozen missed calls and several text messages on his mobile phone, all from Yan Ruyu. Wu Ming, who had returned from the affair, felt somewhat guilty, so he bravely entered the villa.

In the hall on the first floor, Yan Ruyu and three others were gathering for gambling. The battle was very fierce. There were a lot of banknotes on the coffee table, real money and silver, no credit, and there was blood on the knife.

Zhuge Dachang said hello casually, "Are you back?"

Yan Ruyu snorted heavily, and her anger index was at least five stars. Wu Ming quickly put on a smile, dragged the puppy to her side, pushed her shoulder, and said with a smile: "Baby, are you angry?"

"Go away..." Yan Ruyu said coldly: "If you don't answer the phone or reply to the text message, why are you coming back?"

"There was no signal where I went with my boss, and then my phone ran out of battery. Can you consider it my fault? Don't be angry!" Wu Ming scratched Yan Ruyu's nose and said, "Come on, give me a smile!"

Yan Ruyu is a very considerate girl. She received a Western education, is more open-minded, and pays more attention to personal privacy. She will not inquire about Wu Ming, let alone get jealous. As long as she gives her a reasonable reason,

Her anger dissipated quickly.

After looking at Wu Ming's black face for a while, Yan Ruyu finally wrinkled her nose, showed a smile, and muttered: "Aren't you just protecting Leng Bingbing? Why do you want to accompany her father for inspection?"

Going on a business trip with the male boss, this was the confession that Wu Ming had colluded with Zhuge Dachang in advance, a good reason among bad reasons.

Wu Ming sighed and said: "The world is in chaos! If he is not accompanied by bodyguards, what will he do if he is robbed?"

"Fuck you..." Yan Ruyu rolled her eyes coquettishly, "Who would rob a man?"

Wu Ming sighed with emotion: "Times have changed. These days, it is no longer safe for men to go out at night!"

"That's true!" Zhuge Dachang agreed deeply.

"Hey!" Feng Wushuang exclaimed, pointed to Wu Ming's trousers and asked, "Why is there a puppy?"

"It's true!" Yan Ruyu's eyes flashed with little stars, "So cute!"

Did you just discover it? Wu Ming's face was full of black lines, and he said helplessly: "It seems to be hungry. Can any of you get some dog biscuits? It almost ate the corner of my pants."

Yan Ruyu brought dog biscuits, and after some temptation, the little black dog sniffed the dog biscuits, loosened Wu Ming's pants, and ate the dog food obediently.

Yan Ruyu looked at Wu Ming and asked doubtfully: "Where did this puppy come from?"

"This is a stray dog. Didn't you see how dirty it was?" Wu Ming said as he went upstairs, "I'll go back and take a bath. You guys give this little guy a wash too!"

Hearing that it was a stray dog, Feng Wushuang immediately backed away. Yan Ruyu picked up the little black dog and volunteered, "I'll wash it!"

Wu Ming chuckled, showing a sinister expression, and said: "How about! I will wash it, how about you wash it for me?"

Yan Ruyu said angrily: "Smelly man, get out!"

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Princess Yan Ruyu was seriously ill. Wu Ming came downstairs after taking a bath. The little black dog had a completely new look. Not only did he have his hair parted in the middle, he also sprayed on French perfume and wore a big bow around his neck.

"Dang-dang-dang..." Yan Ruyu ran to Wu Ming holding the little black dog and said with a smile: "Is our little princess beautiful?"

Little princess? You can't bark like this! Dogs also have dog rights. Wu Ming quickly lifted up the little black dog's hind legs and took a look. There was indeed no magic weapon. It was no problem to call her princess. He nodded and said with deep understanding.

: "No wonder she's biting the hem of my pants and won't let go. It turns out she's a female. It's understandable!"

"You narcissist!" Yan Ruyu made a face, then smiled and happily continued: "Shall we give the little princess a formal name?"

Wu Ming showed a deep expression and said, "I think of a name that is domineering and revealing."

"What?"

"Goudan!"

"asshole!"

"This works! It's more domineering!"

"I was scolding you!"

"…………"

"I think of a very appropriate name..." Zhuge Dachang began to offer the treasure, "Black Eyes, what do you think?"

"Black eyes?" Wu Ming glanced at Zhuge Dachang's butt a few times and said thoughtfully: "Hmm... not very appropriate. This puppy is a red flower, but I think it is quite suitable for you."

Looking at Wu Ming's evil eyes, Zhuge Dachang subconsciously touched his buttocks, reacted immediately, and cursed: "Damn it! Your anus is black!"

"You two are so disgusting!" The two beauties finally realized and blushed.

"Our family already has southeast, northwest, how about calling it Hongzhong?" Wu Ming suggested again.

"You want to make a mahjong tile? It's better to call it getting rich!" Zhuge Dachang complained.

"I am still prosperous!"

"Stop arguing, just call me little princess! Why think so much!" Feng Wushuang made the final decision.

After choosing a name for the new family member, the four of them sat on the sofa and watched TV. Wu Ming likes to watch period movies, and his favorite character is Ximen Qing. Zhuge Dachang and Yan Ruyu are similar, they both like to watch suspense and thriller TV.

At home, Wu Ming obeyed Yan Ruyu's words, and Yan Ruyu and Zhuge Dachang only followed Feng Wushuang's lead. Therefore, Feng Wushuang liked to watch idol dramas, and the others did not dare to complain, so they could only watch "It's Not Raining Together Again" with her.

It was such a good TV series that could have a natural hypnotic effect. Wu Ming quickly fell asleep, pulled Yan Ruyu and said, "Let's go back to the room to cultivate our relationship."

This bastard dares to say anything! Yan Ruyu blushed with embarrassment, hugged the puppy and followed Wu Ming back to the room.

After the blackout, Wu Ming began to seek love. This tactic was to retreat in order to advance, and to risk death before rebirth. The two of them were not an old couple. If they stretched out their legs and fell asleep as soon as they got into bed, Yan Ruyu would definitely suspect that something was wrong with him.

If you then suspect that he is powerless and that he is being exploited by other women outside, then something is very wrong.

In theory, Yan Ruyu would not agree, but in fact, she still refused, and Wu Ming fell asleep with peace of mind.

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A new day, a new beginning, everything is so beautiful, even if you step on dog poop, you still feel good... No matter who you are, if you step on dog poop as soon as you wake up and get out of bed, your mood will always be different.

beautiful.

Wu Ming's face was throbbing with veins, and his heart was filled with violent emotions, mainly because he was barefoot, otherwise he wouldn't be so angry. He picked up the sleeping little black dog and roared: "Damn little thing, I

I picked you up out of kindness, but you actually repaid me with shit, are you tired of life?"

Yan Ruyu sat up, yawned, rubbed her eyes, and said, "Why are you yelling so early in the morning?"

"This puppy pooped in the room and I stepped on it!"

"Oh! Really?" Yan Ruyu exclaimed, staring at the puppy in Wu Ming's hand, and said angrily: "What a naughty little thing."

"Pooping on the ground is called naughty?" Wu Ming's voice suddenly rose, "I want to peel off its skin now."

"You wouldn't be so cruel?"

Wu Ming snorted, said nothing, and walked out of the room with the puppy.

"Where are you going?"

"Take it and fry it!"

"Are you serious?" Yan Ruyu jumped up and hurriedly chased him out of the room.

Wu Ming used two pieces of transparent tape to stick the little black dog to the wall and forced it to stand in a military posture for two hours. If it still couldn't clearly realize its mistake, lunch would be cancelled.

Feng Wushuang had the biggest reaction when she heard the puppy pooping in the house. She asked Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to build a dog house in the yard and send the dog out.

Dog house? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other. Neither of them knew how to do carpentry, and it was difficult to nail a table with missing arms and legs.
Chapter completed!