Everyone has childhood, whether happy or sad, each different and in various shapes. The memories of childhood are like a raw apple, like a fresh little poem, like an unforgettable classic old song.

A happy childhood was pampered by my grandfather, loved by my mother, and of course, my father’s fierce belt was indispensable!

Years pass by in a hurry, children gradually grow up, get older day by day, and everything has changed in a blink of an eye, but time cannot erase the memory of childhood. Even if one foot has stepped into the coffin, it still cannot be forgotten.

Regarding the beautiful memories of childhood, some will never be forgotten until death, such as the first time I lifted the skirt of a female classmate in the next class, the first time I climbed up the high wall of the women's toilet and saw the paradise, and the first time I stole a girl from my classmate's house.

Watching pornographic movies, how can people forget such beautiful childhood memories?

By the way, whose childhood memory is this? If it is a little boy, he will definitely become a great wet person in the future. If it is a little girl, the problem is a bit serious!

The zoo is a paradise in childhood memories. There are peacocks with lost feathers, fat tigers, elephants with broken teeth, red-faced monkeys, and black-faced... Bao Gong?

On Sunday afternoon, the zoo was crowded with visitors, and happy children could be seen everywhere. Yan Ruyu was affected and talked about her happy childhood with a smile, looking like a childlike child.

Childhood? All he can think of now is a blank. Wu Ming sighed slightly, but for some reason, even if he couldn't remember anything, when he mentioned his childhood, he felt heavy in his heart and a little breathless, as if it was...

An unbearable memory.

It seems that my childhood was not spent in happiness.

"Hey... what are you thinking about?" Seeing Wu Ming's confused look, Yan Ruyu felt that she was cheating on her. She couldn't help but tugged on Wu Ming's sleeves and complained, "Did you listen to me?"

Wu Ming came back to his senses, showed a wry smile, and said: "I'm still dizzy!"

Originally, he and Yan Ruyu came out to make soy sauce. They received a flyer at the entrance of the supermarket that the zoo had built a new roller coaster and a children's park. On a whim, Yan Ruyu immediately dragged him over...

Wu Ming couldn't understand, what's so fun about this roller coaster? He lost his center of gravity and was thrown around, and his underwear almost fell off. He was also dizzy after riding, and when he got back to the ground, he couldn't find the north for a while, but there happened to be

So many people lined up to be tortured.

Yan Ruyu held Wu Ming's arm and asked enthusiastically: "Do you know which animal is the most common in this garden?"

"It's either ants or fleas!" Wu Ming's answer was more scientific.

"I'm asking about the person who is being held here."

"Of course they are human beings." Wu Ming's answer was still quite scientific.

Yan Ruyu finally couldn't help but rolled her eyes and said angrily: "You are such a disappointment, let's go! Let's go see the monkeys."

The two of them had their fingers clasped together. Before they arrived at the monkey park, Wu Ming sniffed, frowned and asked, "Did you smell a fresh smell?"

Yan Ruyu sniffed it like a puppy and said, "No! I can't smell it."

"Fortunately, you can't smell it. The smell is just like a public toilet that hasn't had running water for three years." Wu Ming said exaggeratedly, and then shrugged. If it wasn't that there was something wrong with Yan Xiaozhu's nose, it was because his sense of smell was better than others.

sensitive.

After walking for a while, Yan Ruyu suddenly glanced at Wu Ming in surprise and said with a smile: "Your nose is really sharp..." Then, she pointed to a barbecue restaurant on the side of the road, "Look there!"

Wu Ming looked in the direction of her finger and saw an eye-catching signboard. He couldn't help but read out: "National Football Team Tofu?" Then he shook his head and said with a smile: "Needless to say, this must be stinky tofu."

Yan Ruyu covered her mouth and smiled softly, saying: "The boss must be a fan."

"It smells like shit, and it tastes like a lingering fragrance..." Wu Ming looked at Yan Ruyu and said with a smile, "Do you want to eat it?"

"It stinks! I don't want it!"

Yan Ruyu covered her nose and pulled Wu Ming to speed up the pace. The two of them soon arrived at the Monkey Park.

In a super large cage with jagged rockery and rocks, there were about hundreds of monkeys. Some were clinging to each other and scratching, some were jumping up and down chasing each other, and in short, a large group of monkeys were chirping and chirping in a lively manner.

Wu Ming looked at Yan Ruyu, touched his nose, and asked, "Why do you want to see the monkey? What's so good about this monkey?"

"I wrote a paper before, about monkeys..." Yan Ruyu smiled sweetly and said, "So I wanted to take a look."

Wu Ming was bored and picked up a small stone and threw it into the cage. It immediately caused a group of monkeys to fight for it. Although they looked a bit like humans, beasts are beasts. They are really brainless. Wu Ming's proud smile has not disappeared...

A staff member who posted the sign walked up to him and said seriously: "Please don't feed the monkeys, thank you!"

"Don't worry! I didn't feed them anything..." Wu Ming said with a smile, "I fed them rocks."

Yan Ruyu couldn't help but cover her forehead, saying she had a headache!

The staff member had a dark cloud on his face, and after a moment of silence, he exercised his unique power, fined Wu Ming 100 yuan, and kicked him out of the monkey park!

After the two of them walked out of the monkey garden in despair, Yan Ruyu pinched Wu Ming in shame and anger, and said angrily: "It's all your fault that we were kicked out. It's really embarrassing."

Wu Ming rubbed his arms and retorted confidently: "Can you blame me? There is only a sign on the outside of the cage not to allow feeding, and I didn't feed..." He became angrier as he spoke, snorted heavily, and continued

: "It's so damn unreasonable. We bought tickets, but we are actually driving people away. The Consumers Association is suing them!"

Just when Wu Ming was indignant, Zhuge Dachang called, probably meaning: Why did it take you so long to buy soy sauce? Also, has the price of pork in Mars been reduced? Why didn't you come back after buying a few braised pork elbows for a long time?

"Whose call? What's wrong?"

"The two at home protested, let's go back quickly!"

When the two returned to the parking lot, they happened to pass by the children's kindergarten. The newly built haunted house looked extremely scary. Seeing Yan Ruyu's eyes flashing, Wu Ming quickly said: "I have a heart disease, really!"

"Let's go in and take a look!" Yan Ruyu turned a deaf ear.

"Aren't you going? Brother Zhu and the others have cooked their meals and are just waiting for our elbows."

"Go and have a look!" Yan Ruyu shook Wu Ming's arm and said coquettishly, "It turns around very quickly."

Wu Ming sighed and smiled helplessly: "Okay!"

Stepping into the haunted house, I immediately felt gusts of sinister wind, the weak blue-purple lights, and the vampires with bull heads and horse faces hanging on the walls. It made people's scalp numb and gave them a creepy feeling. Wu Ming held Yan Ruyu's arm in fear.

Walked for a short while.

Suddenly, a burst of "Jie Jie" strange laughter sounded, and a coffin next to Wu Ming opened with a "pop", and a zombie in ancient costume stood up straight...

"Ah..." Yan Ruyu screamed in fright. Wu Ming quickly protected her behind him and decisively punched the zombie in the face.

"Ouch!" the zombie screamed, fell to the ground and covered his eyes, cursing: "Why are you hitting people?"

"Are you alive?"

"nonsense!"

"Then why are you so scary?"

"Brother! This is a haunted house..." The zombie got up and said angrily: "My job is to scare people."

It was legal to scare people, and there was no need to pay for scaring people to death. Wu Ming knew that it was wrong to hit people, so he quickly took out 300 yuan to apologize to others. After Mr. Zombie pocketed the 300 yuan, he forgave him very magnanimously.

On the way back, Yan Ruyu smiled like a flower, "I had a great time today!"

I was very happy to pay the fine! Wu Ming shook his head and showed a wry smile...

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Wu Ming has long known that Zhuge Dachang is a man who hides his secrets. He can do many things that men cannot. For example, he can repair water pipes, light bulbs, and the most amazing thing is that he can also repair televisions.

There seemed to be something wrong with the 64-inch widescreen color TV in the living room and it couldn't be turned on. Feng Wushuang, who was waiting to watch the idol drama, immediately pouted. Zhuge Dachang volunteered to find a set of tools, and he spent a lot of effort to turn it on.

The TV was dismantled to pieces and looked completely professional.

In the end, Wu Ming discovered that it was just the power plug of the TV that fell off, so it couldn't be turned on. It had nothing to do with the TV itself. Zhuge Dachang hurriedly put the broken TV back together. Then, the parts were not missing, but instead

There are a few more!

Sure enough, as soon as the power was turned on, the TV immediately emitted a puff of white smoke, and it entered the end-of-life period in advance. Without the TV, it was still early, so we had to find some entertainment to kill the time?

"Are we fighting landlords? We are just right!"

"Where's the right place?"

"The three of us are fighting landlords. Brother Zhu goes back to the room to watch porn movies. Isn't this just right?"

"roll!"

Later, Yan Ruyu got a mahjong tile, which was an exquisite ivory mahjong tile. Wu Ming was very good at it. He proposed to play strip mahjong. Only Zhuge Dachang agreed. The two beauties despised them from head to toe!

Wu Ming sighed and lamented: "You are stuck in your own ways. Your ideas are too outdated and cannot keep up with the trend of the times."

The two beauties said in unison: "Get out!"

In the end, he still played money. One hundred yuan per game. After folding the cards, Wu Ming coughed twice and said seriously: "Gambling comes first, friendship comes second. Let's put aside our personal feelings first. Also, cheating on gambling."

It sucks ass!”

"Huh!" Yan Ruyu didn't give him any face, "If you dare to mess with me, I'll sleep on the floor tonight!"

"A man, a real man, if you don't want to be ruthless, you won't be ruthless..." Wu Mingxiong proudly held his head high and said, "At worst, I'll touch them all myself!"

Wu Ming went to the bank first, and after taking the cards and waiting for a long time, his subordinate Zhuge Dachang immediately urged: "You stinky boy, you are so slow in everything you play, hurry up and play your cards."

"Twelve, one thousand and two per person." Wu Ming got the cards, nodded, and immediately started to collect the banknotes in front of several people.

"What are you doing?"

"What else can I do? I'm so stupid!"

"Damn, there are all these cards."

Two hours later, everyone except Wu Ming completely lost the ability to speak. Three yuan, four happiness, five blessings, six six straight, seven aunts, eight aunts, all the cards they had seen and never seen before came out. If it is

Take off your clothes, even if you wear a hundred pairs of underwear, you have to take them off!
Chapter completed!