Beauty and gorgeous cars complement each other, the red Porsche 911 convertible, this is Yan Ruyu’s car.

However, this has nothing to do with Wu Ming.

"Don't be so stingy. Will you get pregnant if you let me give you a ride?"

"Hmph...she is my princess, no man can touch her."

In the garage, Wu Ming and Yan Ruyu had a small dispute...

The free car you get as a renter is a small Mercedes-Benz! A little mouse motorcycle with a Mercedes-Benz logo welded on the bumper. Judging from its appearance, it is extremely close to being scrapped. Maybe if you hit the accelerator a few times, it will be ready.

fall apart.

Wu Ming was about to cry but had no tears, and struggled desperately: "This car is too small. If the wind is strong, it can blow people into the ditch."

Yan Ruyu pointed to the corner and snickered evilly: "There is also a bicycle there. If you like riding it, I won't stop you."

Following the beauty's gaze, Wu Ming immediately vomited three liters of blood. That old bicycle didn't even have a fucking saddle. It was like a pillar holding up the sky, and whoever rode it would explode!

"I can't drive a motorcycle or ride a bicycle." Wu Ming showed a pitiful expression, trying to be cute and sympathetic.

"Then you go out!"

Damn, there is no sympathy at all. It is really morally corrupt. Five thousand years of Chinese traditional virtues have been corrupted by this kind of person. This kind of woman should be spanked hard!

Delusions are always beautiful!

Wu Ming sighed, walked dejectedly to the motorcycle, and said with a wry smile: "Whose car belongs to this old car? It must not be yours, Miss?"

Yan Ruyu shrugged and said with a smile: "This is Uncle Xiang's car. He and Aunt Xiang went back to the countryside to see his grandson a few days ago. He won't be back for a few months."

This Uncle Xiang should be the servant here. Sure enough, he had already planned it. This lazy beauty rented out a room just to find a new servant. Wu Ming said in his heart that he had been deceived and put on a very frustrated helmet angrily.

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Seeing Wu Ming's frustrated look, Yan Ruyu was like a victorious general, walking towards her car with her head held high and her waist twisted. She might have been a little carried away, "Ouch..." She accidentally sprained her foot.

Wu Ming shook his head, walked to her side, and said with a smile: "The heels are so high, it would be strange if my feet are not sprained. Are you okay?"

Yan Ruyu opened the car door, sat on it, rubbed her ankles, and looked like she was about to cry. She pouted and said, "It hurts!"

"Give me your feet..."

"Oops..." Amidst the beauty's exclamations, Wu Ming bent down, grabbed her ankles, and quickly helped her take off her shoes...

"What are you doing?" Yan Ruyu was embarrassed and wanted to withdraw her feet, her pretty face was red and she was so charming.

"Quiet, don't move!" Wu Ming shouted, gently rubbing Yan Ruyu's white, boneless lotus feet.

How can you touch a girl's feet casually?

But looking at Wu Ming's focused eyes and gentle and delicate movements, Yan Ruyu's words were stuck in her throat and she couldn't spit them out. She felt that her whole body was burning red at this moment, and she didn't realize that the bottom of her skirt was exposed, and her heart was racing.

The ground is pounding and my thoughts are drifting away...

What's wrong with Zhu Jiajun? Regardless of his physical appearance, is there anything he doesn't deserve for you?

I don’t want it, I don’t want it... Yan Ruyu yelled hysterically: You never know what I want. The man I like must stand upright, but he can kneel down for me...

Wu Sangui was furious, just for beauty, Zhuge Kongming gave advice with feather fan and silk scarf, but what about the man named Wu Ming in front of him?

"Hey...what are you thinking about?" Wu Ming waved his hand in front of the stunned beauty...

"What did you say?" Yan Ruyu asked in shock.

"I said, does it still hurt?"

After regaining consciousness, Yan Ruyu quickly pulled her foot back and shook her head like a trumpet, "It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore."

Wu Ming casually pulled off the heel of the high-heeled shoe and said: "Give me the other shoe..."

"These are my favorite shoes, and they cost more than 10,000 yuan!" Yan Ruyu said with a distressed look on her face, but she still obediently took off her other high-heeled shoe and handed it to Wu Ming.

"What's more important, shoes or life? Why are you driving in high heels..." Wu Ming snorted angrily. After pulling off the heels, he handed the shoes back and then said, "These shoes only cost more than 10,000 yuan.

Is your life worth more than 10,000 yuan?"

It seemed that he was a very domineering man! Suddenly something occurred to him, and Yan Ruyu sighed unconsciously, feeling a sense of loss.

Wu Ming walked towards the motorcycle and suddenly said: "Your underwear is very beautiful!"

"Thank you..." Yan Ruyu replied subconsciously. When she realized what she was doing, her face turned black and she cursed angrily: "You bastard! A stinking hooligan!"

"hey-hey……"

Green smoke came out of the little mouse's butt, "Beep, beep..." Wu Ming drove his motorcycle slowly out of the villa gate. Yan Ruyu, who was following him, looked like she was gritting her teeth. She really wanted to drive Wu Ming into it.

Feed the tortoise in the river.

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Longkou New District is located on the outskirts of the city, which can be regarded as the urban-rural fringe. The air is good, there are no cars along the way, and the road conditions are also very good. However, Wu Ming frequently encounters dangers...

One advantage of driving on the left in China is that you have more opportunities to look at God than usual.

When he was almost pushed into a ditch by an oncoming SUV, Wu Ming couldn't help but yelled: "It's so fucking morally corrupt. Do these people still have laws in their eyes? Are there any traffic laws?"

Thought he was playing Grand Theft Auto? Yan Ruyu yelled at Wu Ming about Chinese traffic rules with a dark face.

Brother is wrong! Brother is guilty!

Driving honestly on the right, Wu Ming, who was a little scared, was cautious and drove like a turtle crawling. By the way, the little mouse was indeed old, and even if he drove to the limit, he could not break through 40 miles.

The trouble was for Yan Ruyu, who was escorting him. After leaving the villa area, she couldn't stand the speed anymore and shouted at Wu Ming: "There are convenience stores and supermarkets not far ahead, so be careful."

After saying that, she hit the accelerator, and the Porsche flew away like an arrow...

In the blink of an eye, the Porsche disappeared without a trace. Wu Ming could only shake his head and smile bitterly. This woman didn't leave her phone number or give her the keys. When would she come back?

At Longhuitou Supermarket, after Chengming made a big purchase, he carried two big bags and sat on the small table outside the supermarket, gnawing bread and drinking Nongtian Mountain Spring, quite leisurely.

Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, but what about Nongtian? A bit salty?

Looking at the time, it was only around nine in the morning, but it was inconvenient to go anywhere with two big bags of things. Wu Ming went to a newsstand next to the supermarket, bought a map of Zhonghai City, and gave the boss fifty yuan to ask for help.

After seeing things, the boss happily accepted it.

Something went wrong and the motorcycle couldn't start! Wu Ming fiddled with it and soon discovered the crux of the problem: the fuel gauge was broken and there was no gasoline!

Wu Ming inquired and found out that the nearest gas station was five kilometers away from this...

Who said you can't drive without gas? Put into neutral gear, Wu Ming got on the motorcycle and put his feet on the ground, swung his legs and kicked up. The little mouse scurried out, much faster than a man pushing a bicycle...

At this moment, a little boy on a bicycle rang his bell, overtook Wu Ming magnificently, and turned back to give him a look of contempt!

Damn, I was actually overtaken by a little kid. The point is, I made people look down upon me. People fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a stick of incense. Don’t think that a weasel can’t be sharp if he doesn’t fart. Wu Ming shouted, and his legs

Moving like flying, the little furry mouse is like a chicken. With the help of inertia, the speed is getting faster and faster...

The Buddha will be killed if someone blocks him, and the Buddha will kill if he blocks the Buddha. Wu Ming pedaled the little mouse like a rainbow, passing through obstacles all the way, overtaking countless cars, shocking the attention of countless people, and it was amazing!

... I have seen people riding three-wheelers, riding bicycles, and riding motorcycles. It is really rare to see people riding three-wheelers, and they are pedaling so fast. This unknown "Dengmo Brother" created a miracle of human dynamics. He told us that riding a motorcycle is a miracle.

Motorcycles do not have to burn gasoline. In this era of promoting environmental protection, "Motorcycle" has set a good example for us... "China Morning Post"……………………

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After refueling, Wu Ming drove the Mouse into the city.

Yulin Hospital in Punan District, Zhonghai City specializes in treating infertility and has a men's department. It is a relatively large general hospital and also has a cardiology and brain department.

When registering, the nurse looked suspicious, and Wu Ming repeatedly explained that he was here to see his head.

It's because there's something wrong with your head that you got admitted to the wrong department.

Looking at the vast number of men's specialties, and then looking at the sparse cardiology and brain departments, Wu Ming could only sigh that Chinese culture is broad and profound, and misunderstandings can occur regardless of the size of the brain. It only takes one word!

The Department of Cardiology and Brain Science actually hung a red banner that said "Guanyin is a gift for children and rejuvenation is achieved through wonderful hands". Wu Ming always felt like he had gone to the wrong door.

The old expert is quite enthusiastic and knowledgeable. He often quotes scriptures when he speaks, and he also likes to talk about words: Amnesia is a mental disorder, and destiny is determined by fate, so we must adapt to it. Healing the heart is the main thing, and medicine and stone are supplementary...

We broke our heads and lost our memory!

It turns out that the amnesia is caused by hard damage to the brain tissue, so first we need an ultrasound, an electrocardiogram and brain waves to enjoy, and then we have to do blood tests, urine tests, blood pressure measurements, and blood sugar measurements...

After Wu Ming went up and down for several hours, the old expert waved his hand and wrote a bunch of prescriptions for a total of 3,880 yuan.

Does it work if you take it?

The old expert once again became mysterious and unpredictable: recovering memory is something that can only be achieved by chance. It may be a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, or it may be the next hour, minute, and second...

Wu Ming was no longer in the mood to listen to the old expert boasting about those mysterious things. He just wanted to make the trap more hidden. After leaving the department, he threw the prescription directly into the trash can...

We have amnesia. It’s not that our brains are burned out. It’s because the medicine is poisonous. Why take medicine that can’t cure a disease?

After leaving his name, Wu Ming poured out his anger on the white tiles of the hospital toilet, hoping to pee out an eternal legend. An advertisement for certificate application on the white wall caught his attention!

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After leaving the hospital, Wu Ming dialed a mysterious phone number, and the colorful ringtone sounded: "Sister, please go forward boldly, go forward, don't look back..."

The phone was connected, and a man's voice rang: "Boss, do you want to apply for a certificate?"

Wu Ming wiped his cold sweat and got straight to the point: "I want to get a real ID card."

"Brother, are you playing with me?"

Wu Ming coughed twice, adjusted his words, and said, "Let me tell you this, I am a person without a household registration or identity."

"Black household?" the man on the other end of the phone asked, and then continued: "This black household has to go through a lot of procedures to apply for a household registration ID card. Do you want to find someone to do it for you?"

"That's right..." Wu Ming nodded and said, "Can you help?"

"If you trust me, I can help you, but the cost may be very high..."

"no problem!"

"Then let's meet and talk!"

The two made an appointment to meet in a park. An hour later, Wu Ming saw the person who applied for the certificate. He was a young man with a deer head and rat eyes. He wore a shirt and tie with a briefcase. Even though he was dressed as an urban white-collar worker, he always felt like a beggar.

Wearing the dragon robe, you still look like a bitch!

After the young man introduced the process and specific fees for applying for an ID card, Wu Ming took out 15,000 yuan without saying anything.

Later, Wu Ming took the dealer who called himself Gao Caisheng to take photos. The two big men were crowded on a small motorcycle, causing many passers-by to look at him with admiration.

Hero, I hope you have a gay love that you don’t regret!
Chapter completed!