The sky is getting dark, and thousands of lights are lighting up the city on weekend nights.

At 7:30 p.m., Wu Ming was lying on the sofa in the living room, holding a book and reading attentively. When he heard footsteps, he raised his head...

Yan Ruyu had just finished taking a shower and came downstairs with her wet hair swung around. She was only covered by a large T-shirt, which could barely cover her perky and attractive buttocks. Her perfect legs were revealed as she walked.

Infinitely enchanting.

Feeling that his second brother had the urge to rebel, Wu Ming quickly buried his head in a book, out of sight and out of mind.

"Why don't you watch TV?" Yan Ruyu turned on the TV with the remote control and asked casually.

"Uh...I'm reading Chinese classics."

The book in Wu Ming's hand is called "The Golden Lotus Gaiden". Looking at the title, it is not difficult to imagine what kind of reading it is. Yan Ruyu's pretty face heated up and she cursed: "What kind of bullshit famous book is this? This is simply a dirty book.

Lowbrow fiction.”

"Obscene?" Wu Ming put down the book and showed his face, retorting: "How come this novel is obscene? This is the sequel to the four famous works Water Margin."

Yan Ruyu glanced sideways at Wu Ming and said coldly: "Who told you that this is a sequel to Water Margin?"

"Uh... the book vendor said it." Wu Ming was a little unsure.

Yan Ruyu covered her forehead and sighed: "I really doubt that you even know which of the four major classics are."

"Joke! How could I not know..." Wu Ming snorted coldly, raised his chin with dignity, and said loudly: "Isn't it the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin... Water Margin..."

Seeing that Wu Ming was unable to continue, Yan Ruyu was happy, raised her eyebrows, and asked: "What else?"

"I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll tell you when I get back!" Wu Ming raised his butt...

Yan Ruyu chuckled lightly, showing a hint of disdain, and said: "Don't you want to go back to the room to check the computer?"

He was discovered! Wu Ming froze, the corner of his mouth twitched twice, he laughed twice, sat back on the sofa again, and changed the subject very bluntly: "Uh... I heard it will rain tomorrow, you didn't dry your clothes?"

"Clothes?" Yan Ruyu hesitated, then showed a charming smile and continued: "What you said really reminded me." After saying that, she put down the remote control and hurriedly got up and went back to the room...

Wu Ming wished he could give himself a slap in the face, because he really didn't want to pick up the pot.

Soon, Yan Ruyu went downstairs carrying a basket of underwear and stockings. When she walked up to Wu Ming, she handed the basket out generously and said with a smile: "Here... your mission."

Looking at a basket of colorful original underwear, Wu Ming was sweating profusely and said with a wry smile: "Don't you feel ashamed to let a man wash your underwear?"

A hint of embarrassment flashed across Yan Ruyu's pretty face, and she directly stuffed the basket into Wu Ming's arms and said angrily: "Stop being so verbose, hurry up and wash it. Since you signed the agreement, you must keep your promise."

A faint fragrance floated into his nose, and Wu Ming felt a little distracted. After shaking his head to wake himself up, he began to teach earnestly: "Girls should be more diligent and stop being so lazy. Isn't there a washing machine? Leave it in for a few minutes and it will be done."

nailed it."

Yan Ruyu sat on the sofa, casually hugged a pig head pillow, and hummed: "I'm just lazy, it's none of your business..." After thinking about it, she added: "Also, these clothes can only be washed by hand.

What should I do if the washing machine breaks down?”

"Hand wash?" Wu Ming's heart was rippling, and he showed a lewd smile, saying: "This is your underwear, let me rub it, won't you feel a little awkward wearing it in the future?"

After living here, Aunt Xiang washed her underwear for her. What if she let this bastard do it? Yan Ruyu couldn't help but feel a chill just thinking about it. She felt a strange hand reach into her underwear and said angrily: "

Then you are not allowed to wash it with your hands!"

"How to wash without using hands?"

Yan Ruyu snorted unreasonably: "You are not allowed to wash it with your hands anyway. If you dare to touch my underwear with your hands, I will chop off your pig's trotters and feed them to the dogs."

"Being unreasonable is indeed the preserve of women..." Wu Ming stood up with a basket in hand and slowly walked to the bathroom on the first floor. He sighed leisurely: "The little boy selling bras is really pitiful!"

Yan Ruyu's pretty face was tense, but she wanted to laugh so much that she suppressed it so much that her face turned red. After she couldn't see Wu Ming's back, she covered her mouth with a "puff" and started to laugh sweetly.

"Wow! It smells so good!" Wu Ming exclaimed loudly in the bathroom.

"You pervert!" Yan Ruyu roared angrily, jumped up and rushed to the bathroom...

In the large bathroom, Wu Ming held a bottle of 'Jie Yi Jing' and looked at the angry Yan Ruyu. He said with a smile: "I said this bottle of Jie Yi Jing smells so good. Don't you think I'm smelling you?"

Smelly socks?”

"How could it be smelly? They change it every day. If you don't believe it, you can smell it!" Yan Ruyu was a little hot-headed and said it without thinking. Only after she finished speaking did she realize what she had said.

Seeing Wu Ming's joking expression, Yan Ruyu couldn't help but say: "I went back to the room to surf the Internet. Remember to wake me up tomorrow..." After saying that, she turned around and ran away with a blushing face.

Colorful means that she has a beauty-loving person who likes to be colorful and a little bit smug, but the styles are relatively conservative, and none of her pants are the kind of little penis that is full of temptation and interest.

After peeling off the outer skin of the beautiful demon fox, she is actually a little wild cat with a bit of arrogance.

The faint smile on Wu Ming's face quickly disappeared, revealing his dissatisfaction. Damn it, he was helping a girl wash her underwear. If this spread, even if he showed off his biceps that were comparable to Arnold's, others would think that he was one.

Soft-footed shrimp, Wu Ming picked up her panties and slapped and scrubbed them hard, as if they were Yan Ruyu's buttocks.

Insects were chirping, dogs were barking, and Wu Ming wet his bra with a dark face.

When he returned to the living room, Yan Ruyu could no longer be seen. Wu Ming turned off the lights and returned to the room, lay down on the bed, picked up "Water Margin" and read it at night.

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In the morning, an air raid siren sounded throughout the villa. Wu Ming woke up and instantly rolled off the bed. Then he rolled to the balcony with a series of standard rolls. He jumped directly from the second floor with his pants on. The whole process was as fast as lightning.

"Woof woof..." The four black dogs named Xiaodong, Xiaonan, Xiaoxi, and Xiaobei stuck out their scarlet tongues, barked and pounced on Wu Ming, who had just jumped down from the building.

Wu Ming, who was still a little confused in his mind, reflexively sprinted a few steps, then jumped up, grabbed the guardrail of the second-floor balcony with both hands, swung sideways and somersaulted, and threw himself firmly back to the balcony.

This series of jumping up and down is so graceful and elegant that if anyone sees it, they will definitely be amazed.

However, Wu Ming was about to burst into tears. What was this? There was a lot of excitement early in the morning, and the sharp air raid sirens continued. This frightening sound seemed to come from Miss Cong Yan.

It came from the room, what kind of plane is she doing?

Wu Ming was a little angry, so he ran to knock on Yan Ruyu's door in his underwear. After knocking for a long time, there was no response. He tried to turn the door lock, and the door actually opened.

The black alarm clock on the bedside was still sounding the air raid siren frantically. Wu Ming strode forward and pressed the alarm switch hard to stop the piercing sound, and looked at Miss Yan who was sleeping like a dead pig.

It's really admirable to not wake up like this. If a plane comes to bomb, she will be the first to die!

"Miss Yan... Miss Yan... Xiaozhu Yan..." Wu Ming yelled sternly.

Yan Ruyu hugged a big beautiful sheep doll and still slept soundly with her butt stuck out. It was inevitable that she didn't wake up. She couldn't wake up even if the air raid siren sounded. She just yelled and yelled.

Having said that, the way this woman sleeps with her butt protruding is really alluring. The thin silk pajamas outline the perfect shape of her buttocks. People can't help but think?

I couldn't help but want to kick her! Wu Ming stretched out his foot and kicked the beauty's butt cleanly.

They asked you to draft an unequal treaty, asked you to wash your underwear, asked you to set up an air raid siren, and scared me to jump off a building and be chased by a dog. I have tolerated you for a long time!

Yan Ruyu grunted, rubbed her butt and slowly climbed up, stretched, and rubbed her beautiful eyes. After she woke up, she saw Wu Ming staring at him eagerly beside the bed, and immediately covered her chest and screamed...

"My name is Mao? You are wearing pajamas!"

Yan Ruyu covered her face with her hands and gritted her teeth and said, "But you're not wearing any!"

Originally I wanted to roar like a lion in Hedong, but I was only wearing a pair of underpants, so I didn’t have enough confidence. Wu Ming coughed twice and said: "What I want to say is, can you change the alarm clock? I almost got caught by it."

Scared to death."

"Get out of here!!!" Yan Ruyu's pretty face turned red and she screamed heartbreakingly.

"I'm here to wake you up, don't get me wrong!" Wu Ming explained, and rushed out like his butt was on fire...

This bastard, bad guy, bastard, rotten egg, Yan Ruyu drew circles and cursed Wu Ming eighteen times, and her face turned redder and more beautiful. However, this man has a really good figure, with beautiful muscles, and that

The majestic "convex".

What am I thinking? Sexy girl, sexy girl, sexy girl, Yan Ruyu slapped her little face, trying to stop herself from imagining those X-rated scenes.

After changing clothes and putting on makeup, it was already half an hour later. When she left the room, Yan Ruyu was still angry, stomping her feet step by step, so angry!

After the Porsche started, he hit the accelerator a few times. Wu Ming, who was lying on the bed reading a book, slightly curled his lips, teasing the little wild cat and making her act wild. It was really a happy thing!

When she went out in the morning, she was still angry. When she came back in the evening, Yan Ruyu had completely forgotten what happened in the morning. She happily shared her joy with Wu Ming, a limited edition new LV bag.

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After the three-day trial period, Wu Ming got the remote control and door password of the villa door, and the name "Yan Xiaozhu" appeared in the phone book.

Similarly, the chrysanthemum number button on Yan Ruyu's mobile phone can dial "Xiao Mingzi" with just one press.

After a few days of visiting places, Wu Ming already had an understanding of the surrounding environment. The security here was very good. Every villa and every intersection was equipped with surveillance cameras, and there was a security box every few hundred meters.

It's a little regretful that Chengming didn't find any information about himself, nor did he hear that there were any missing persons nearby. The biggest trouble with amnesia is not knowing where he came from, so he can only take one step at a time.

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The air-raid siren sounds every day, and walking the dog to wash underwear has become a compulsory course for Wu Ming every day. In retaliation, he wakes up Miss Yan by kicking her butt and secretly adding toilet detergent to her perfume.

What a relief!

Every day she wakes up and feels a dull pain in her buttocks. After spraying herself with the unique fragrance of thatched cottage, her face suddenly opens up, and then she calmly and quietly brushes the toilet with Wu Ming's toothbrush.

What a relief!

They appear harmonious on the surface, but secretly they are scheming. The man, jackal, and leopard are all wasted lamps. They fight every day to see who can piss the other off first!

Five interesting days passed like this...

Early in the morning, after Yan Ruyu went out to work, Wu Ming took "Southeast and Northwest" out to clear mines. After some communication between man and dog, the four Labradors were now extremely obedient. Of course, Wu Ming still couldn't tell the difference between Southeast and Northwest.

Several dogs look almost identical.

How do humans and dogs communicate? Whoever has a stronger fist is the truth! In short, under Wu Ming's training, he can now swim breaststroke in the southeast and northwest.

"Onii-chan, Yamedie... Onii-chan, Yamedie..." As soon as he left the villa gate, Wu Ming's cell phone ringtone sounded intoxicatingly.

The 64g mobile phone memory has 63g of love and action movie videos stored in it. It’s so full of money, I can’t afford to hurt it!

"Brother Ming, your ID card is ready." Gao Caisheng's voice came from the other end of the phone, with a hint of respect in his tone.

"Hey! So fast?" Wu Ming was a little surprised.

"You treat me as a countryman, and I will repay you as a countryman..." Gao Caisheng's words revealed his talent.

"What do you mean?"

The bright moon shines on the ditch, playing the piano to the cow!

"Ahem...Brother Ming, you just handed me the money without saying a word. Because of your trust, of course I will get it done for you as soon as possible. To be honest, I have..." Gao Caisheng said this

After a pause, he mumbled twice, and then continued: "By the way, where are you? I will send you the household registration book and ID card right away."

Wu Ming turned to look at the door number of the villa and read out: "No. 8, Tenglong Garden, Qingshan Road, Longkou New District."

"Golden Forest?" Gao Caisheng blurted out on the other end of the phone, his tone becoming more respectful: "Please wait a moment, I will send you my ID card right now."

"Okay, give me a call when you get there."
Chapter completed!