Singles' Day, isn't it sad enough to be single? We have to go out for a whole holiday, just to sprinkle salt on the wound, and add some soy sauce, even if the wound heals in the future, it will still leave an indelible scar.

It takes many years for a daughter-in-law to become a mother-in-law, and it takes many years for a bachelor to become a Buddha.

When he was getting off work, Wu Ming heard many lonely men and widows uttering curses full of resentment, saying that they wish all lovers in the world would eventually become enemies, and that those who showed affection on the street on Singles' Day were all long-lost siblings.

The end is extremely vicious.

People are not romantic only because they are poor. Rich men always have beauties like clouds. Rich carrots change pits every day, but poor carrots can only be found in a pit but cannot be obtained. Wu Ming sighed deeply. The world is really declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.

ah!

Hearing Wu Ming's complaints, Zhuge Dachang really wanted to strangle him to death immediately. This kid has bullied several people and dared to say such things. It's typical to stand and talk without pain. Fortunately, there was no thunder today, otherwise he would be the first

Kill him!

Good birds choose trees to roost in, and wise ministers choose their masters to serve. The reason why there are so many bachelors nowadays is actually somewhat related to women’s views on mate selection. Every woman wants to marry a rich and handsome husband.

, over time, those ordinary men who no one wants become singles.

Girls are precious, and beauties are more expensive. If you have a rich woman, you can throw away both. In fact, men are about the same. To put it bluntly, people these days are obsessed with money. A large number of bachelors and leftover women are from this era where money is the most important thing.

Caused.

The rise and fall of the world is everyone's responsibility, and those beautiful leftover women can no longer be allowed to harm the world. Wu Ming has great ambitions and vows to catch them all. If he catches one, he will fight alone, if he catches two, he will fly together, and if he catches three, he will fight

One fish will die and the net will break, four? I don’t know who will win.

Super Singles' Day coincides with the end of the same year. It can be predicted that the sex crime rate tonight is expected to hit a new high. Looking forward to the next few months, the performance of the hospital's obstetrics and gynecology department will also rise sharply and hit a new high.

In order to commemorate this special festival, many people choose to get their marriage certificates today. It is said that people waiting to get the certificates line up from the Civil Affairs Bureau lobby to the toilets at the street corner. Of course, there are many of them who are getting divorce certificates, and they can be divorced openly and openly.

It’s a holiday.

Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang have colleagues who have received their certificates and invited them to participate in the farewell bachelor party. Zhuge Dachang received an invitation from a fellow villager to have a wedding banquet. Wu Ming, who has no relatives in Zhonghai, became a loner!

Alone, in this lonely night, it was difficult to fall asleep alone. He really wanted to find a woman to accompany him. Unwilling to be lonely, Wu Ming picked up his mobile phone...

"Yan Xiaozhu, when will you come back?"

"I may have to go back very late, be good! You can play by yourself!"

"Playing alone? Why do you want me to play alone?" Wu Ming said angrily, hung up the phone after speaking, and then subconsciously looked at his crotch. There are some things that can be played alone, and it is also full of fun?

When a man cheats, it is because the woman suppresses it. Wu Ming, who didn't want to go for a walk, picked up the phone again. As soon as the call came through, he immediately said with a smile on his face: "Meizi, I miss you so much."

"Wu Mingjun, what do you want from me?"

"Where are you?"

"I am now in Beihe Zunhua."

Wu Ming's enthusiastic smile disappeared instantly, and he said coldly: "Then you play alone!"

After hanging up the phone, Wu Ming let out a long sigh. It was so rare that he really wanted to stay at home and watch TV alone. He flipped through the phone book in boredom. There were only a few people's phone numbers, and most of them were men. It was easy to find a man to go out for a drink.

, if you look for a man to go shopping and watch a movie together, you might develop a gay relationship, which is not something he would like to foresee.

There is also a woman's number on the phone, that is, the beautiful boss Leng Bingbing. If you call her, you might get yourself into trouble? Wu Ming's mouth curled up slightly, but her butt was quite cold, so it would be a good idea to put it on her to cool down.

As soon as the phone call came through, a cold and indifferent voice rang: "What's the matter?"

"In this lonely night, I wonder if Miss Bingbing has no intention of sleeping? Such a beautiful time..."

"I hung up the phone..."

"Wait a minute..." Wu Ming laughed twice, hesitated, and then asked tentatively: "I want to invite you out for a drink?"

"I do not drink!"

"Then I invite you to listen to the opera?"

"Boring as hell!"

"Would you like to see the circus?"

"childish!"

"Would you like to watch a movie?"

After being silent for a while, Leng Bingbing said calmly: "I heard that a Hollywood horror movie will be released in the past few days."

Is this considered an agreement? When we watch a horror movie together, whether she is so scared that she throws herself into my arms, or I am so scared that I throw myself into her arms, I am the one who takes advantage. Wu Ming is secretly relieved and laughs: "Then

Let’s go to the movies together. Where are you? I’ll pick you up.”

"I'm at home, um... my parents' house."

"Okay, I'll give you two minutes..." When Wu Ming said this, he hurriedly stopped, coughed twice, and happily changed his words: "I'll go out in two minutes, and I'll be there in twenty minutes, wait for me!"

"good!"

It took more than ten minutes to take a shower and change into a decent fine workman suit. Wu Ming hummed a tune and walked out of the room swinging the key chain. He knew that there were tigers in the mountains, so he chose to go to the tiger mountains. It seemed like there would be a show tonight!

……………………………………………………

When Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing came to the cinema, they happened to catch the nine o'clock show and bought popcorn and Coke. They entered the cinema and prepared to watch "The Horror Movie", which I didn't know was a horror movie.

As soon as the two of them sat down, the movie screen lit up quickly, the lights around the stands suddenly went out, the gentle opening music played, and a little blond boy appeared on the screen.

"It's so scary!" Wu Ming screamed in an extremely exaggerated way, and threw himself sideways into Leng Bingbing's arms, his head bulging twice on her towering breasts.

It’s really big, really soft, and really elastic!

Seeing Wu Ming shivering in his arms, cold veins appeared on his forehead, he pushed Wu Ming away, gritted his teeth and said: "What's so scary about this?"

Wu Ming pointed at the movie screen and replied with a look of horror on his face: "This little boy will definitely turn into a devil later. It's really scary."

"Humph!" Leng Bingbing snorted heavily, with a blush on his face. This damn bastard must have done it on purpose. He clearly wanted to eat his own tofu!

This movie called "Horror Movie" is actually not a horror movie. After watching it for about ten minutes, Wu Ming finally understood that it was a boring love movie, and the heroine was the only bright spot. It was a pity that the heroine was not in his eyes.

, not as cool as cold.

Leng Bingbing watched the movie attentively, picking up a piece of popcorn from time to time and putting it into her mouth. Wu Ming secretly looked at her slightly opened and closed red lips, secretly swallowing a sip of saliva. Such an alluring little mouth made people unable to bear it.

I want to pick it up.

In the movie, it started raining, lightning flashed, and the male protagonist was running desperately to the heroine's house. Finally, he lived up to Wu Ming's expectations and fell into a smelly ditch!

"Ah..." Wu Ming repeated his old trick and skillfully pounced on Leng Bingbing's extremely broad mind. Unfortunately, Leng Bingbing had already been prepared. She picked up the popcorn bucket and blocked it in front of her chest. Wu Ming's face was directly buried in the popcorn bucket.

inside……

Wu Ming raised his head and blew out a piece of popcorn from his nostrils. Looking at his silly look, Leng Bingbing couldn't help but laugh out loud and snorted proudly!

"Ahem, there's too much butter in this popcorn."

Finally, the movie caught Wu Ming's attention for the first time. After the male protagonist came to the heroine's house, lightning quickly stirred up the earth. The heroine boldly took off her dress and unbuttoned her bra very domineeringly.

Throw it away and hang the bra directly on the chandelier in the room.

Seeing the close-up in the movie, the corner of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice. He remembered the first time he entered Yan Ruyu's room. There was also a bra hanging on her crystal chandelier. Is this how she usually takes off her underwear? Too domineering?

Before the heroine took off her clothes, she only scored seven points. After taking off her clothes, she could get nine points. Her figure is so hot. Having said that, the scale of the movie is really too big. Listening to the heroine's high-pitched and excited screams, Wu Ming clicked his tongue and couldn't take his eyes away.

staring at the screen.

Why is this movie like this? Her cold and pretty face started to heat up, and she didn't know where to put her hands. She quietly pinched the corner of her clothes and tried to pretend to be calm.

The short sex scene was over, but the ambiguous atmosphere was still lingering. Wu Ming coughed twice and said: "This movie is not bad, it's pretty good to watch, and the heroine's performance is remarkable."

Leng Bingbing secretly took a breath of air and replied calmly: "Why can't I see it?"

"Aren't you jealous that someone else has a better figure than you?"

"Boring!" Leng Bingbing snorted, picked up the Coke and took a sip.

Wu Ming chuckled and joked: "Seriously! She's not as old as you!"

"Pfft...cough..." Leng Bingbing sprayed out the coke and started to cough due to choking. Wu Ming quickly helped her pat her back to calm the air. After the air calmed down, she glared at Wu Ming fiercely.

After a few minutes of silence, the second female lead in the movie also started to take off her clothes. Wu Ming laughed in his heart, didn't he? People watching movies want to get naked (to escape being single), and actors in movies immediately take off their clothes. It's really a kind of

Indescribable fit.

Is this a movie? Leng Bingbing already regretted watching the movie. She stood up with a red face and whispered: "This movie is not interesting at all, I won't watch it."

Wu Ming tried his best to persuade her to stay: "Wait a minute! I've already finished taking off my clothes, why don't I leave after watching this? It would be a pity not to watch it."

"Watch it, see it for yourself!" Leng Bingbing cursed angrily, snorted, and turned away. Wu Ming quickly got up and caught up with her, turning back as he walked...

After letting the tiger go back to the mountain, it is not easy to find a chance to fight the tiger again. After walking out of the cinema, Wu Ming kindly invited Leng Bingbing to watch the fireflies in the woods!

However, Leng Bingbing was not as easy to deceive as Yan Ruyu. She didn't like bugs, so why not go to the beach to watch the stars? After thinking for a while, she nodded.
Chapter completed!