Chapter 72: Singles' Day (Part 2)
This year's winter came earlier than in previous years. It was already freezing at night, and the icy sea breeze made Wu Ming's hair stand on end and he couldn't help but shrink his neck.
At this moment, his heart was full of annoyance. He felt that coming to the beach to watch the stars was a terrible idea. It was impossible to seduce Leng Bingbing into swimming on such a cold day. Even a fool would not swim in the water. Anyone who dared to swim in the water would definitely do it.
Cramps, and finally sleeps at the bottom of the sea and becomes fodder for bastards.
"are you cold?"
"not cold."
Leng Bingbing was wearing a Chanel coat. It seemed that she was really not cold. It seemed impossible to take the opportunity to hold her in her arms. Wu Ming hugged her shoulders and said tremblingly: "But I am very cold."
, can you let me hold you to warm you up?"
"roll!"
"I'll get out right away!" After Wu Ming finished speaking, he rolled sideways and rolled gracefully, then clapped his hands and said with a smile: "You wait here, I'll go back and get something to light the fire."
Watching Wu Ming running towards the Maserati parked on the edge of the seawall, he took a deep breath of sea breeze and showed a faint smile. This bastard is always making up his own mind, but for some reason, she doesn't
Feel disgusted.
Soon, Wu Ming came back with a bundle of firewood and large and small bags. Then he dug a hole on the beach and threw the firewood into the pit. The firewood was bought at a small restaurant when they arrived.
By the way, when buying firewood, there was an incident. The restaurant owner's little daughter who was in junior high school was quite pretty. Wu Ming wanted to buy her out, but the boss refused to sell her. Before leaving, Wu Ming said sincerely.
I warned my little sister: When you sell yourself to bury your father in the future, remember to come find your uncle!
Then, a vicious middle-aged handsome guy chased Wu Ming through Jiutiao Street with a rolling pin, threatening to help him open up the second chrysanthemum vein...
Looking at the firewood in the pit as thick as an arm, Leng Bingbing frowned and asked curiously: "How do you start a fire with such thick firewood and no igniting thing?"
"I heard that when people are angry, urine can be used as gasoline..." Wu Ming said mysteriously, then he glanced at Leng Bingbing, blinked, and asked: "Have you been angry recently?"
"boring!"
As a veteran arsonist, Wu Ming took out the kerosene he had prepared, and the fire quickly started burning. The bright firelight reflected his cold and pretty face.
Looking at her rosy little face, Wu Ming thought of something and asked quickly: "Are you wearing contact lenses now?"
Leng Bingbing shook his head and said lightly: "No!"
"Then..." Wu Ming waved three fingers in front of her and asked, "What is this?"
"This is your claw..." Leng Bingbing said angrily: "I'm not short-sighted."
Wu Ming nodded and said with a smile: "It's fine if you don't wear them. Wearing contact lenses to warm up in the fire is very dangerous."
This man is very attentive! Leng Bingbing poked the bonfire with a fire stick and asked proactively: "By the way, why did the owner of the restaurant chase you just now? He also said that he wanted to hit you on the head to make you sober.
What’s going on?”
"Did you see it?" Wu Ming scratched the back of his head with an embarrassed look, and said with a dry smile: "Maybe it's because of our age, there is some generation gap between us, and we had a little conflict when we disagreed."
"Oh!" Leng Bingbing just uttered a single tone, and then nothing more happened.
If you want to win a woman's favor, you must find a common language so that you can cater to her preferences and bring the topic to areas that interest her to resonate. If the target is a young girl, you can talk about celebrities and idols. If she is a young woman, be bold.
Let’s talk about the fashion trend of bras next year. As for the aunt, we can only talk about the price of pork.
But facing Leng Bingbing, Wu Ming really couldn't find any topic to talk to her about.
After a moment of silence, Wu Ming took out a can of beer and handed it to Leng Bingbing, saying warmly: "Here, have something to drink."
"I'm not a good drinker..." Leng Bingbing frowned and said, "I'll get drunk after drinking two or three cans."
Wu Ming's eyes shone and he muttered: "That's great!"
"What did you say?"
"It's nothing, nothing. In fact, drinking some wine in moderation is good for your health. I bought all the wine. You drink a little..." Wu Ming couldn't help but put a can of beer into his cold hands and continued: "I won't force it.
You drink, you just need to finish these few cans."
Is this not forced? Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart. How could Leng Bingbing not know what Wu Ming had planned? She rolled her eyes, looked at the milk in Wu Ming's hand, and hummed: "Why do you let me drink?
You drink milk yourself?"
"I'm calcium deficient!"
"I think you are wicked!" Leng Bingbing pouted her lips slightly and said, "I want to drink milk too."
"Seriously!" Wu Ming glanced at Leng Bingbing's towering chest and said seriously: "You are old enough, you don't need to drink milk at all."
Leng Bingbing said nothing and directly threw the can of beer in his hand at Wu Ming...
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Under Wu Ming's patient guidance, Leng Bingbing finally drank beer, and the two began to chat casually.
Wu Ming pointed at the night sky and shouted in a fuss: "Wow! Look at that star. It's so big, bright and moving. I guess it must be the legendary Pegasus meteor."
Leng Bingbing glanced at it and said expressionlessly: "That's a plane!"
Wu Ming's enthusiasm did not diminish, and he said boldly: "Come, let's drink a toast!"
"Are you trying to get me drunk?"
This is necessary! As for what to do after getting drunk? Considering that prison food is not very tasty, Wu Ming does not consider committing crimes for the time being. The clouds and rain in Wushan Mountain are the most beautiful. Forced artificial rainfall is really a disgrace to the scenery.
However, to paraphrase Zhuge Dachang's words: Touching it with your hands will not make a woman pregnant, and there is no legal responsibility for touching it. Wu Ming really wanted to experience the fun of milking a cow.
Just when Wu Ming was about to launch the next offensive against Leng Bingbing, he saw two men walking out of the darkness. They had messy long hair, melancholy eyes, thin beards, and clothes full of holes.
With large and small bags hanging on his body, his outfit reminded people of the n-bag elder of the Beggar Clan.
They wandered around Wu Ming and hesitated for a long time, and finally approached the fire. Wu Ming curled his lips slightly and said with a pleasant smile: "What can I do for you?"
"No...it's okay, it's not..." the old man holding a cane muttered. As he spoke, he twitched his mouth, and then continued with a nervous look on his face: "I...we are going to rob."
"You are the only ones still robbing?" Wu Ming said with a smile, then shook his head and continued seriously: "Now is a legal society. Robbery is a very serious crime. If you are caught, you will be sentenced to at least..."
With Wu Ming, an S-level bodyguard, Leng Bingbing was not afraid at all. She showed a playful smile and followed Wu Ming's words, "The minimum sentence will be more than seven years in prison!"
Wu Ming smiled and asked: "Do you want to eat free national food for more than seven years?"
The old man asked cautiously: "Can you really eat for free for seven years?" As he said that, he looked at the dumb guy next to him and excitedly continued: "Dazhu, did you hear that? As long as we rob them
, you can eat the national meal for seven years, and you won’t go hungry.”
The silly guy jumped up and said, "Dad! We want to rob, and Dazhu wants to eat."
Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing looked at each other, sweating on their foreheads. It seemed to have the opposite effect. Just when they were stunned, the old man waved the crutch in his hand and shouted: "Robbery! Hand over the food quickly."
Stealing food? He doesn’t seem to be a bad person! Wu Ming touched his nose and joked: “Sir, even if you want to rob, at least get a gun to rob? If you don’t have a gun, get a kitchen knife. If you don’t have a knife, even if
A brick will do! To be honest, a stick won’t scare anyone.”
"Uh... this..." The old man had a simple and honest expression on his face, scratching his head and being speechless.
Wu Ming showed a gentle smile and said: "Sit down and warm yourself by the fire!" After saying that, he handed over a bag of snacks and said, "Here! Eat something!"
The old man had a hesitant expression on his face. He didn't know whether to continue robbing or to sit down. The silly big man shyly grabbed the old man's clothes and said, "Dad! I want to eat."
Wu Ming stood up, stuffed the snack bag in his hand into the stupid man's hand, and said warmly: "What's your name, Dazhu? Come! Eat!"
The silly big man clutched the snack bag tightly and looked at the old man with a look of prayer. The old man's heart softened and he sighed: "Dazhu, why don't you thank me quickly?"
"Thank you, brother! Thank you, sister!"
Leng Bingbing nodded and said nothing. Seeing Dazhu clumsily tearing open the bag, Wu Ming smiled and helped him spread a bag of potato chips and handed it to him. Then he looked at the old man and continued: "Sit down, too."
eat something!"
The old man showed a look of gratitude and walked a few steps away before sitting down. Then he looked at his son and said, "Dazhu, come and sit here, dad, don't irritate others."
"Oh!" Dazhu immediately stood up and walked to sit down next to the old man. Then he picked up a bag of snacks and said with a naive smile: "Dad! Eat it, this thing is delicious."
The old man choked and said: "Dazhu is good! Dazhu eats!"
Wu Ming felt a little sour in his heart and asked, "Why do you want to... I mean, are you in any trouble?"
The old man sighed, looked at his son Dazhu, and started talking...
The family was hit by a disaster. They borrowed some travel money and wanted to come to Zhonghai to join their fellow villagers to find something to do. Unexpectedly, they were stolen as soon as they arrived in Zhonghai. They had to work hard to find a place where the fellow villagers worked by scavenging, but the fellow villagers were no longer there.
, they can only continue to live on the streets.
Dazhu is slightly mentally retarded, and the old man is not in good health. The two of them can't find anything to do, so they can only survive by scavenging and begging. They come to the beach at night just to pick up some bottles or something, because they haven't eaten all day.
After passing the food, Dazhu kept complaining that he was hungry. He saw that Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing had something to eat, so...
After hearing what happened to the old man, Wu Ming didn't say anything. He took out his wallet and handed it to him more than a thousand yuan in cash. He said with a smile: "There is some money here. You can take the money and go home!"
The old man did not accept Wu Ming's money, but smiled bitterly and said: "Home! Where can we have a home? It's the same as begging when we go back, so it's better to beg here, at least we won't starve to death."
"It's better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish..." Leng Bingbing said calmly, then took out a business card from his bag and said: "Our company needs cleaning staff, I can give you a job."
Chapter completed!