In the basketball hall, Wu Mingzheng was helping Mr. and Mrs. Dazhu mop the floor. Thanks to the female capitalist, he often came into contact with mops and brooms during this period. Now he is very proficient in mopping the floor and can use the broom very well. He feels that

After a few more years of practice, you will definitely reach the legendary state of greatness, where you can fly with a broomstick between your buttocks.

Maybe it's because people are in high spirits during happy events. On their first day at work, the two men were very motivated. They almost finished the day's work in just two hours. Their job was quite easy, just cleaning the basketball court every day.

The probation period was only 2,000 yuan, and the salary was actually not high, but food and accommodation were included. The couple’s new home was a utility room in the basketball stadium, a small small room, but they were very content. From their eyes, they could

See the expectations for the future.

What is happiness? Everyone has a different definition. For the wandering man and his wife, being able to have enough food, clothing, and a small nest to shelter from the wind and rain is already the greatest happiness.

Dazhu's name is Zhang Xiaozhu, his elder name is Xiaozhu, his nickname is Dazhu, and his father's name is Zhang Dashu. The big tree gave birth to Xiaozhu. Wu Ming thinks the names of these two fathers are quite interesting.

During the break, Wu Ming patted Dazhu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Dazhu! Work hard! Try to marry a beautiful wife as soon as possible."

Dazhu scratched the back of his head and laughed stupidly. The old man laughed and scolded: "You silly boy, do you know what a wife is?"

"I know, my wife is here to sleep!"

While they were joking, Wu Ming's cell phone rang. As soon as he answered the call, Hedong Lion roared coldly: "Did you fall into a trap? Come back quickly!"

Leng Bingbing only said one sentence and then hung up. Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "Old man, I have something to do and I have to leave first."

"Then you are busy!"

"I'm leaving first. If you need anything, come to me."

"well!"

Wu Ming returned to the president's office humming a little tune. As soon as he entered the door, he asked coldly and angrily: "Where have you been?"

"Go to the bathroom!" Wu Ming walked to the sofa and sat down, and said casually: "I drank too much milk this morning."

With a normal metabolism, the excuse seemed perfect. However, it took Wu Ming two hours to urinate? If an ordinary person had urinated, he would have peeed to the point of bleeding from all seven holes.

Leng Bingbing snorted and said, "It took you two full hours to go to the bathroom? Did you fall into the toilet?"

“The hole is too small, it’s really hard to fall in!”

Zhuge Dachang, who was playing on the computer next to him, raised his head, blinked, and said with a smile: "You have been urinating for so long, do you have any thoughts on what happened?"

Wu Ming touched his chin as if he was thinking, and said seriously: "I have some experience. I found that the better the bladder, the less I urinate. It seems that I have a good bladder with excellent technology, and I can pee endlessly.

Already."

The more he spoke, the more outrageous he became. Leng Bingbing quickly stopped, "Okay, stop talking nonsense. You go to the business department to find manager Robert to take on a new case!"

Wu Ming wondered: "Case? What case? Isn't our mission to protect you?"

"The case to protect me has been completed for you. Now there is a very important case to name you. The employer is a major customer of our consortium. You must be more careful..." Leng Bingbing said, waved his hand and continued: "Okay

, go quickly! This case requires you to go abroad, and the business department will also help you apply for a visa, so don’t waste time."

The two of them had no objections. When they walked to the door, they emphasized again: "You are not allowed to engage in illegal activities while going abroad. If you let me know, I will deduct 20% of your annual salary."

After leaving the door and entering the elevator, Wu Ming touched his nose and asked, "What is illegal and disorderly activity? What does she mean by that?"

Zhuge Dachang shrugged his shoulders and said: "We want guns but not guns, we want cannons but not cannons, what kind of illegal things can we do? What she means is that we are not allowed to spend money to find girls."

Wu Ming shouted dissatisfied: "Damn! This is just my hobby, why should she deprive me of my right to pursue a one-night marriage!"

Zhuge Dachang sighed: "Be patient! Last time we spent money to find a girl, she was still angry. We need to restrain ourselves."

"The eldest brother can bear it, but what if the second brother can't bear it?"

"Then hit it with your hands!"

"Uh... are you more comfortable with your left hand or your right hand?"

"Uh... everything is fine, just be faster with your left hand!"

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had a heated discussion on how to create beautiful planes, and soon the topic returned to women. In other words, as long as you don’t pay for the night, it doesn’t count as spending money to find a girl? The two immediately reached a consensus, laughing.

Very obscene.

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uard, translated into Chinese, means 'special bodyguard'. This is the official S-level bodyguard title. Only after passing numerous reviews and assessments will the International Security Association grant the official title and related certificates.

Anle Company had already handed over the relevant materials of Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to the International Security Association earlier. Just this morning, the two of them had obtained this special international license.

This document is very practical. Not only can it be used as a driver's license, but in some countries and regions where gun ownership is legal, you can also use this document to legally carry a gun to protect your employer.

In China's private security industry, there are currently only two private bodyguards who have obtained this certificate, namely Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang. They have also become internationally recognized S-class bodyguards from S-level bodyguards of Anle Company.

As a result, the value of the two people doubled instantly, and the price of hiring them was already so high that ordinary people would be stunned. However, the high hiring fees did not scare away customers, and there were more and more cases naming them.

The case Leng Bingbing asked them to take on was a 24-hour personal protection mission to protect film and television star Ruan Fan when he went to Bangkok, Thailand for filming, which lasted for half a month.

Ruan Fan? This name sounds familiar. But I can’t remember what movies and TV series he has filmed. Wu Ming immediately positioned him as a third-rate star, but he didn’t know why Leng Bingbing valued him so much?

He is very sincere. In order to hire Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, he personally came to Zhonghai and is now staying at the largest five-star hotel in Zhonghai.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang took over the case. As for the negotiation, that was a matter for the business department. As soon as they handed over their ID cards and left, manager Robert chased them out and said that the case had been settled and the employer wanted to see them.

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The Hyatt Hotel is indeed a five-star hotel. The ladies at the front desk are really beautiful. They all smile like flowers. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, and they immediately came up to them.

Half an hour later...

"By the way, I forgot to ask just now, what is your mother's surname?"

"Do you like stars? When I was a child, I used to sit in front of my house and watch the stars."

The four front desk ladies had completely collapsed. Their faces were frozen with laughter. It was not until the yaksha-like lobby manager came to the front desk to save them. Her eyes were as wide as copper bells and she said in a deep voice: "Two gentlemen, what do you have?

Is it okay? If it's okay, please leave!"

Wu Ming laughed twice and said: "Something happened! We are here to find Mr. Ruan Fan who lives here."

Room 88 on the eighth floor is not a presidential suite, but everyone on earth knows that the price of this room is much more expensive than ordinary rooms.

Wu Ming knocked on the door of the room, and soon the door opened a crack. A young man with dyed yellow hair showed half of his face and asked cautiously: "Who are you?"

"I am Wu Ming..." Wu Ming said in a neither humble nor overbearing tone: "Mr. Ruan Fan invited us here."

"Are you the S-level bodyguards of Anle Security?" The young man with yellow hair showed a hint of surprise, then he opened the door and enthusiastically answered: "I am Ruan Fan, please come in, please come in."

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked into the room. Ruan Fan, a man with yellow hair, looked bright-eyed and white-skinned. Many adjectives used on beautiful women would not look out of place when applied to him.

It stands to reason that such a handsome actor should be very popular, and he should be popular in just a few idol dramas. However, Wu Ming felt that his face was very strange, without even the slightest feeling of familiarity.

"Actually, I have nothing to do with you..." Ruan Fan didn't have any celebrity airs and spoke very casually, "I'm just curious about you and want to see you."

Wu Ming looked defensive and said, "Are you sure you want to watch? Not do it?"

"Don't get me wrong..." Ruan Fan smiled awkwardly and said, "I just want to see what S-class bodyguards are like? You know, the cost of hiring you for half a month is more than my annual salary."

It seemed that he was indeed a third-rate star. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and said nothing.

Ruan Fan looked expectant and asked: "Have you two eldest brothers seen the movie I acted in?"

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a dry smile: "Can you give me some tips?"

Ruan Fan's eyebrows twitched and he said: "For example, the 3D meat bun dumplings made by Shangying recently."

"How is that possible?" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang said in unison.

"I've watched this movie ten times from beginning to end, how come I haven't seen you?" Zhuge Dachang asked in surprise: "What are you acting in?"

"I also read it six times! I remember every beast in it clearly."

Ruan Fan showed a hint of bitterness and told about his sad journey to stardom. He has indeed participated in many film and television dramas. He has played the role of a hawker buying salted duck eggs, a beaten hooligan, and a reading boy. In short, he has all

They are some minor characters who are not popular.

Damn it! So miserable? It seems that this kid is not even a third-rate star, at most an extra with lines. But such an unknown little actor actually has an agent and an assistant, and can afford to hire one.

Bodyguard, it seems there is something shady here!
Chapter completed!