Last time on a business trip to France, Wu Ming borrowed flowers to offer to Buddha and gave Yan Ruyu several bottles of perfume. She was happy for several days. This time on a business trip to Thailand, she yelled that Wu Ming must bring back souvenirs.

Thailand, a beautiful country, is rich in a kind of women with handles. From the appearance, they are no different from women, but if you go to bed and turn off the lights, you may not know who is the Guanyin and who is the Lotus!

I wonder if this species is considered a local product?

Wu Ming's employer for this mission was very generous. They still flew first class, and the stewardess was still so beautiful. Although it only took a few hours to fly from China Hainan to Bangkok, it was still enough time to pick up girls.

If you take one step further, you can enjoy the feeling of traveling thousands of miles a day. What a dream for animals!

But after getting on the plane, Wu Ming was like an old monk who was in trance. He completely regarded beautiful women as if they were nothing. His realm was so advanced that he could become a Buddha instantly and ascend in the daytime even if he farted to relieve some turbid air.

What happened to the great kidney fighter? Zhuge Dachang reached out and pushed Wu Ming, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, and whispered: "Sangui! That stewardess's ass is really perky, she must be very flexible!"

Wu Ming opened his eyes, showing an ethereal look, and said leisurely: "Red powder looks like a skeleton in my eyes, Ami is that tofu."

Zhuge Dachang was shocked and turned pale. He quickly reached for Wu Ming's forehead. Wu Ming immediately slapped his hand away. His eyes twitched slightly and he said angrily: "I'm not sick!"

"You're not sick yet? I think you're seriously ill!" Zhuge Dachang showed a sad expression and said, "Tell me! Are you no longer humane?"

"Your sister! Believe it or not, I will blow your asshole!"

Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't you say that not having sex with girls would be treacherous? There are so many beautiful stewardesses, but you didn't take action. Isn't this unlike your style?"

"How do I know if they are male or female?" Wu Ming said feebly: "Didn't you read the news? Thai flights have officially used demons."

Wu Ming's words were like a vat of cold water pouring down, making Zhuge Dachang's feet cold from the top of his head to the soles of his feet. He swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Is this true?"

"Nonsense! Of course it's true!"

"What are you talking about so happily? I heard you talking about butts and butts?" Ruan Fan came close to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, with the familiar light of men flashing in his eyes, and asked in a low voice: "What kind of butts are they?"

Why ask about butt? What kind of butt can a man with normal sexual orientation talk about? Wu Ming's eyes flashed with a little disdain, and he said seriously: "You heard wrong! We are talking about B shares. The stock market is in recession this year. Buy

B-shares will definitely lose money until they sell their butts."

Ruan Fan muttered suspiciously: "What I heard was obviously butt."

Wu Ming immediately taught him in the tone of an elder: "Xiao Ruan! You are a public figure after all. Don't talk about your butt. Be more polite and say butt or butt."

"You can't say that..." Zhuge Dachang immediately retorted: "For example, "old buttocks" is a derogatory word, but calling people "old buttocks" and "old buttocks" do you think it's like swearing?"

Like! Very similar! Some middle-aged and elderly friends in the first-class cabin couldn’t hold their breath, and they all made unusually shrill coughs to express their condemnation!

Ruan Fan changed the subject wisely, "By the way, Brother Ming! Don't call me Xiao Ruan, it sounds soft."

"What's that called? Xiaofan?"

"Sounds like a vendor!"

"Ruan Fan?"

"I told you, don't call me by my full name!"

Wu Ming glanced at him sideways and said: "Your surname is Ruan, no matter how you pronounce it, you will be soft, but you chose a single name of Fan. Who gave you this deceiving name?"

Ruan Fan lowered his head and said, "My father took it from me!"

Wu Ming patted his shoulder and praised: "Your father is really discerning. He has noticed your potential since you were a child. The name Ruan Fan is actually quite suitable for you."

"If you try to bully me again, I'll sue you."

Wu Mingyin asked thoughtfully: "Do you know what an S-shaped curve is?"

"Lorky and kyphosis?"

"Actually, the concave front and the concave back are also S-curves..." Wu Ming clenched his fists and said: "Actually, I am a peace-loving person, and I know that violence cannot solve problems."

"I'm going to the bathroom." After Ruan Fan said that, he disappeared without a trace, even taking a few steps.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and showed a faint smile. This time their employer liked them very much. Although they lacked a bit of backbone, they were much better than lack of heart.

Accompanying Ruan Fan are a shrewd and capable middle-aged woman and a gentle young man. The middle-aged woman is his agent, and the gentle young man is his assistant, a top student who graduated from Harvard.

Ruan Fan looks extraordinary at all!

Wu Ming curled his lips, picked up a copy of "Flower Princess", and began to study hard what kind of underwear is popular for women to wear this year. Of course, he always believed that if you wear it thousands of times, no matter how you wear it, it is better to not wear it at all.

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After getting off the plane and checking into a five-star hotel, Wu Ming's penis had not even touched the sofa. The group hurriedly left the hotel. The entire crew arrived in Bangkok one day earlier than Ruan Fan and had already started work today.

The movie that Ruan Fan took part in was called "Agent 213". He played the role of the second female lead's concubine, a pretty boy kept by a gangster sister. He could be regarded as acting in his true colors.

Compared with the bullshit little extras he played in the past, he has a lot more roles this time. He can barely be regarded as the second male lead. Comrade Ruan Fan, a professional extra, finally managed to keep up the good work.

This is a small-investment movie. The most famous female lead in the crew usually plays the role of maid to first-line actresses. Ruan Fan, who usually plays roles of carrying shoes for others, plays the second male lead. It can be seen from this that this drama

It is difficult to become famous unless an actor is willing to show off.

Of course, the actor refers to a woman. If Ruan Fan is exposed, even if he shows off all his ribs, he will still be blind. Unless he is willing to risk the disapproval of the world and boldly show off his little Jiji, this may have an effect.

The effect of the surprise weapon is an unexpected red one.

However, as far as China's film and television standards are concerned, this is already a pornographic film and is absolutely banned. The director will definitely be invited back to the bureau for coffee as soon as possible.

The city of Bangkok is criss-crossed by rivers, and cargo transportation is very busy. An abandoned old port terminal on the Chao Phraya River was Ruan Fan’s shooting location today.

Ruan Fan is not a big-name star. If he dares to put on airs, he is seeking death. He rented a car and Zhuge Dachang sent him to the filming location as quickly as possible.

When the group of them arrived at the river port, the filming was still in full swing. Ruan Fan didn't have many scenes today. He just acted in the scene where the second female lead was beaten up and thrown into the river. It was so sad and sad.

What surprised Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang was that this small crew of less than thirty people actually had a familiar face, the meatball singer who sang when they celebrated their master's birthday last time. After asking Ruan Fan, they found out that this female singer actually

It’s the second female lead!

Things are different now. When Wu Ming went back and checked on his computer, he now knew his idol very well. This actress who was famous for her cover songs and scandals was called Bi Leizhen. Such a name that defied the heavens. When the thunder struck down,

She is definitely the first one to look for.

Ruan Fan quickly changed into his costume, a denim suit full of holes. He squatted on the roadside in this image, and dinner was quickly served. While Ruan Fan was putting on makeup, Bi Leizhen was

Touch up makeup.

Wu Ming greeted warmly: "Miss Bi! It's such a pleasure to meet you again!"

"Yeah!" Bi Leizhen nodded arrogantly, then looked at Ruan Fan who was putting on makeup and said coldly: "Do you want to show off to me by asking them to be bodyguards?"

"No, no, sister Lei, don't get me wrong."

Bi Leizhen said with disdain: "Aren't they just two little S-level bodyguards? What's so great about it? My two bodyguards are teachers who teach free fighting. They are much better than them."

S-class bodyguards? The two big men beside Bi Leizhen looked sideways at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, with a hint of provocation in their eyes.

Too lazy to get to know them, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang simply ignored the two big men and strolled to the filming site to watch the leading male and female actors acting opposite each other.

After a long love talk, the hero and heroine embraced each other affectionately, it was great, it happened once and for all!

Wu Ming deeply despises the male lead, idiot! Is it worthy of my conscience not to do it ten times for taking advantage of such a scene?

After the scenes of the male and female protagonists were over, the scenes of the supporting roles came. Ruan Fan only had one line in this scene, which was to scream miserably: Ouch!

When the filming started, Bi Leizhen scolded Ruan Fan from head to toe, then slapped him several times and kicked him into the river. It was so cruel on a cold day!

What's even more cruel is that the director was very dissatisfied with their performance and kept shouting! Just like that, Ruan Fan was picked up and kicked into the river. Still not satisfied, he was picked up again and kicked down. In the end, Ruan Fan's screams

It comes completely from the heart.

After four repetitions, the director was finally satisfied. Ruan Fan shivered from the cold after changing his clothes. He walked up to Wu Ming, forced out a smile, and said in a trembling voice: "I... did I perform well?"

"I don't know if you're good at acting!" Wu Ming said with a faint smile, then patted him on the shoulder and continued: "But you are very dedicated!"

Ruan Fan smiled and said: "My mother is an actress, and my biggest wish is to become a professional actor like her."

"Why are you doing this?" Wu Ming showed a meaningful smile and said: "With your ability, you can definitely join a better crew and get a better role."

Ruan Fan showed a tacit smile and said lightly: "I just want to get the audience's recognition through my own efforts, not anything else."

Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "I realize that I have begun to appreciate you."

"Thanks!"

"By the way, do you have any sex scenes?"

"what?"

"I just want to ask if you want to find a substitute. I can play your substitute."

"Go away! I will take advantage of you if you have such a good thing?"

The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time. The laughter got louder and louder, causing others in the crew to look sideways. Bi Leizhen secretly cursed an idiot!

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