In this world, the most misunderstanding is not that you went to the wrong toilet, but that you were misunderstood by others to become a rival in love before you even had a female XXXX.

I swear, I really don’t want to kiss Du Long Zhenren. Although she is very beautiful and full of wildness, of course I could see that there is a D cover on her chest. Although I am not particularly upright, I am also a gentleman. How can I kiss me if I say I’m kissing? It’s even more impossible to speak in front of my love rival!

Opposite, the ruthless man flew all the way over. Not to mention this old guy from 1998, his look is really different from his future. How can I describe it?

If the future ruthless ruthless ruthless man is a pretentious and deep man, then the past ruthless ruthless man is a pretentious and loser!

Just from the outfit, I can tell how bad his taste is! First, the hairstyle, how handsome your long hair is? How elegant? As a result, a single knife came to the forehead!

I'll go, you're an immortal! Whose immortal has a long hair floating in front of him, and there is a sword-like slashing sea!

Forget it, what makes me most painful is that for the first time I discovered that there are people in this world who wear white Tang suits on the upper body, bell-bottom trousers on the lower body, and pair of sneakers on their feet! I observed it carefully and found that it was Huili brand!

What kind of style is this? It's too avant-garde!

Not to mention this, the key is that even if you are not an immortal sword in your hand, it is good to hold a paper fan? How handsome is Hua Wuque among the peerless two heroes? Paper fan young man, handsome young man!

But, it’s so amazing! The past ruthless king actually held a wine pot in his left hand and a half of a chicken leg in his right hand! Indeed, I read that right, that chicken leg!

This look is completely incomparable to the future ruthless man in my impression!

Although the future genocide is always drunk, he still has the style of a master, and he always shows his domineering spirit wherever he goes. Now, after seeing the genocide in the past, I finally know why the Poison Dragon Real Man refused to make friends with him. If it weren't for me, I wouldn't want to be with him. The whole thing is in the shape of an elder of the Beggar Gang!

However, no matter how despised you in your heart, we still have to give you the face to the younger generation. After all, we are my future seniors, and I have been protecting me for a long time.

"Boy! You dare to kiss her!"

The ruthless man flew over, his mouth full of oil!

"This, misunderstanding, my..."

Before I finished explaining, my mouth was blocked! The real person of Poison Dragon beside me actually threw himself into his arms and kissed me forcibly! I must admit that although my cultivation level is higher than that of Poison Dragon, I really didn't react. It was not that I deliberately asked her to kiss her!

"I like him, it's your business!"

When the Dulong Zhenren saw the ruthless man, he immediately turned back to the tomboy. He pulled my collar, raised his eyebrows and started cursing.

"Long'er, do you know? I have been looking for you since the collapse of Heaven. Do you know how long I have been looking for you?"

The Gentleman looked at the Poison Dragon True Man, and his eyes were as affectionate as he was. He was a lover. However, if the future Gentleman showed such an expression, he would definitely impress the Poison Dragon True Man. Unfortunately, the Gentleman who said this was the past Gentleman.

That mouthful of oil! It's shiny when talking in the sun!

"Gogun, I don't want to see you. If you stay with me, I won't answer you anymore if you call me in the future!"

What's the thing? The immortals have phone numbers? I was stunned when I heard it. I almost forgot that it was already 1998 years. If I had some money on my hands, it wouldn't be difficult to buy a Motorola mobile phone.

I have been having sex with a group of saints for too long recently, and I haven't adjusted my mind yet when I go back to modern times.

"Long'er, I just hope that if I call you, you can promise me."

The ruthless man then launched a affectionate offensive.

Are these two guys acting in a bitter scene? But what does it have to do with me! I hope to borrow the time shuttle mirror to go back to the moment I was knocked down, and escort myself and not to go through the past.

"I said, "Donald Dragon Real Man, look, you two are chatting slowly, I still have something to do. Can you lend me this time shuttle mirror first?"

I smiled awkwardly and asked the real person of Poison Dragon for the time shuttle mirror.

"Oh! Dear, just call me Long'er. You haven't kissed me yet. I couldn't wait to pull that moment just now!"

This tomboy actually blushed as he spoke! Oh my god, can you stop blushing? The ruthless man opposite is about to explode. His eyes looked at me were the same as the eyes I looked at the First Emperor!

"Boy, you must die today!"

The genocide swallowed half of the chicken legs in one mouthful. Damn, I didn't even vomit bones! What's your mouth or throat!

After swallowing the chicken legs, he flew towards me, and his spiritual energy was emitted from his body, which was indeed better than the Poison Dragon Real Man!

"Dear, let's take action and teach him a lesson for me. This old pervert always stares at me. I believe in you. For our love and for our tomorrow, teach him a lesson!"

At this moment, at this moment, at this second, I was betrayed by the real person of Poison Dragon! Oh my God, fight with my old senior? If I really take action and destroy the ruthless king, who will protect me in the future to participate in the battle of hegemony of the Hundred Tribes? Who will subdue the Black-turned Luo Yan!

So, a very strange scene appeared in the sky in Shanxi. A Tianzun was beating the other one, and the one who was rising will not fight back at all, just held on!

The spiritual energy wall was broken and reunited again, and was broken and reunited again. I felt so depressed!

"Oh! Dear, why don't you fight back? Are you afraid of hurting him? Oh my God, what a great and kind heart you have, I'll follow you!"

The real person of Poison Dragon stood by alone, directed and acted by himself, and was simply a lively Chinese version of Juliet!

The more she said this, the more angry the genocide became, the more fierce the attack, and I became!

"Enough!"

I couldn't help it anymore. With a loud roar, my spiritual energy shook violently, and the ruthless man flew away.

"This farce ends here! I just borrowed a magic weapon and caused so many things to happen! Tell you, you are a couple, you should be together. A ruthless man, don't look at other places, you, look at your style, how ugly! You are also called styling? Go back and see how Andy Lau dresses up and learns by himself! And you, the real person of Poison Dragon, you have been chasing you for thousands of years, so don't give you a chance? Tell you, don't look at this guy who is dressed like the leader of the Beggars' Sect now, he will be a powerful man who will be in a transcendent future!"

I was so angry that I said with a cannon.

Now, the scene became quiet in an instant, terrible quiet.

I thought both of them were shocked by my words and my aura. As a result, this world is indeed not as simple as I thought. I am really too simple!

"Oh! Dear, you are so manly. The shock of your spiritual energy will shake off this old pervert! You must have said that because you love me so much and are afraid of hurting this old pervert. Oh! What a great character!"

The tomboy is still immersed in his own world.

"Boy, don't say that I am a powerful man in the future. Now, I can destroy you too!"

The ruthless man raised his hand, and the immortal crystal core in his pocket emitted a huge amount of immortal energy.

I patted my head hard, Oh my God, I never thought I would go back in my life, let alone meet these two living treasures...

So, in 1998, a tragic young man was beaten in the sky of Shanxi for 7 days!

Yes, you heard it right, it's only 7 days!

I went there. The Gentleman is so stamina that he has amazing endurance. He attacked for 7 consecutive days. On the seventh day, he swayed and threw it into the ground and fell asleep!

I admire his perseverance!

What impressed me even more is that as a top tomboy, Du Long Real Man directed and acted so that he was immersed in his beautiful love triangle story for seven days!

He was crying and laughing, absolutely wonderful!

On the seventh day, she also wandered around and fell to the ground, falling asleep.

I have to say that these two immortals are definitely a perfect match, even when sleeping, both of them eat fingers, touch their stomachs, drool, and their expressions are the same! It’s unreasonable that these two guys are not together!

But the real person of Poison Dragon fell asleep, so I naturally had a good time. I sighed and prepared to take away her time shuttle mirror, return to the future, and prepare for the Ten Saints' ways to give their hearts.

As a result, something that made me extremely embarrassed happened!

I actually saw that the small, ordinary magic weapon that could take me back to the next few seconds was inserted into my underwear by the Poison Dragon Real Man! Moreover, she is still a D-cup, your sister, how can I get it?

I was stunned. This farce still didn't end so soon!

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Today's first update. If you don't like this style, you can leave a message and ask it immediately. I will slowly relax, but when I return to the future, the story will continue.
Chapter completed!