In my life, I have experienced countless difficulties and dangers, but every time I can find a way to resolve them. However, this time, I watched these two lunatics lying in the empty alley and fell asleep, and the time I needed was stuffed into my underwear by the tomboy of the Poison Dragon Real Man!

I feel that this is the most terrifying crisis I have ever encountered. Damn it! How to start? Could it be that I really offended the sleeping poison dragon real person?

I can't do this!

But when she woke her up, she must have stuck to me!

However, there is no way out, and I had an idea. Isn’t there still a jade rabbit?

When I opened the lid of the fire gourd, I called for a long time before I woke up the Jade Rabbit from my sleep. She looked at me dissatisfiedly.

"I said Jade Rabbit? Can you help me get a time shuttle mirror from the underwear of the Poison Dragon Real Man?"

I smiled awkwardly.

I swear that from the beginning of my cultivation to today, I think that spiritual energy can do everything that cannot be done, but today, I must admit that there are also spiritual energy that cannot be done!

"Yeah? No!"

Unexpectedly, Yutu answered me firmly.

“Why?”

My face changed. This dead rabbit is not happy for me at this time!

"You don't know that when I was in Heaven before, the Poison Dragon Real Man had many quirks. One of them was that without her permission, you must not touch her body. Both men and women were not good! Once again, Wu Gang didn't pay attention when walking, hit Poison Dragon Real Man and touched Poison Dragon Real Man's face with his hand. Do you know what his fate would be?"

When Yutu said this, she actually showed a terrified expression on her face.

"What?"

I swallowed a bite. It would definitely not be a good thing to scare this jade rabbit that is not afraid of heaven and earth!

"She inserted 20 cucumbers into Wu Gang's asshole! Wu Gang was not allowed to pull it out. This Heavenly Immortal General was in pain and couldn't pull out his shit for several days!"

Yutu's words almost made me faint! I even subconsciously touched my butt!

This is so painful!

However, no matter how nonsense, Yutu refused, I would definitely have to find someone else to do this. I carried the Poison Dragon Real Person, don’t say it, this girl doesn’t think she has a hot figure, but she is dead when she carries it to her body!

My second method is very simple. She doesn’t wake up? Then I found a hospital and told the doctor that she had sex and would definitely have a full-body examination at that time. The time shuttle mirror will naturally be obtained. As for how to deal with the aftermath, I don’t care!

As a result, after I walked around this place on the edge of Shanxi with the Poison Dragon Real Man on my back, I finally found a hospital, which was quite large and quite grand.

As a result, as soon as I walked in, I was immediately scared!

Damn it, I'm queuing up to register. The team has already lined up from the hospital registration window to the street! Okay, just queue up, but in the end, this line lasted for a whole afternoon!

When I was in the queue, I was so excited that I quickly told the nurse that I was in a serious condition and was unconscious. The hospital also attached great importance to it, so the chief doctor quickly came out and pulled me.

I kept saying that the medical facilities here are good, the nurses have a good attitude, the environment is good, and the doctors are good. Anyway, I just kept praising myself. My ears were calloused!

Finally, he asked me: "You should pay a 50,000 hospital deposit first."

I was stunned, and then I discovered the tragic situation! I didn’t bring any money! With my cultivation level, what’s the use of asking for RMB on me?

I guess I saw my difficulties, and the chief doctor said, "Let me do this, I'll give you a discount of 40,000."

Not to mention 40,000, I can’t even get 400!

"This, doctor, can you do the examination first? The patient is in a coma."

I smiled awkwardly...

As a result, ten minutes later, I continued walking on the street with the poisonous dragon on my back. My face was ashamed and I silently said: The evil society!

Method 2 failed completely!

I was really helpless. I sat alone on the side of the road, and even had the urge to pull a girl who had walked by and force her to help me get the mirror. However, I still held back and couldn't pull off that old face!

I sat like this, the Poison Dragon Real Man fell asleep against my shoulders, and the night gradually enveloped the entire city.

There were fewer and fewer people on the street. I looked at the empty roads, the shops closed the doors, and the quiet and clear sky.

I suddenly wondered, what if I just stayed in 1998 like this, would I not go back?

In that case, I don’t need to worry all day long whether the First Emperor will attack the world, nor do I have to worry about whether humans are enslaved.

I can be free and easy because I know that the First Emperor will be defeated by me, and I will also know that I will travel through time again. This is all history and will continue to repeat itself.

I just sat on the side of the road, dazed.

"Go back."

At this moment, the voice of the Poison Dragon Real Man came from beside her. She woke up unknowingly, but she was still leaning on my shoulder.

"What? Don't you keep me?"

I smiled and asked.

"What you want to leave will not be kept after all, and what you want to stay will not be left after all. This is fate."

She said lightly, with a hint of melancholy in her voice.

"Is it so bitter?"

When the wind came, I smelled the fragrance on her hair, which was very quiet and fascinated.

"At that time, I was just an ordinary monk on earth. One day, I stood by a tree in the sect to practice, and suddenly saw colorful clouds floating by in the sky. I saw a majestic figure standing on colorful clouds, so handsome, so powerful, so proud. I knew I fell in love with him. Later, they told me that this man was the Emperor of Heaven, the Lord of Heaven, and the strongest person in the world. I said, one day I would be his bride, and I would be the bride of the strongest person in the world. Many people laughed at me, but many years later, I became the strongest fairy in Heaven, and no one was more powerful than me. I told him that I loved him, but he smiled and said to me that he just regarded me as his daughter. So I left the Heaven and fell into the mortal world, and never went back."

She said softly, taking off the disguise of a tomboy, removing her external strength, and finally revealing her truest side.

"I know the ruthless man likes me, I know he is very talented, his talent is higher than the Emperor of Heaven, and he is the only man who can beat me except the Emperor of Heaven. However, I cannot accept him because I told myself that I want to be the strongest woman, and the ruthless man is not. He has pursued me for thousands of years, but I hope he can find a place to sit down and practice quietly, and one day, he will become the person I admire, not the person I admire."

As she talked, she actually shed tears.

Indeed, every monk who has practiced for thousands of years, whether it is an immortal, an ancient god, or a saint, has his own stories, stories, sad, happy, sad, and glorious, connected together, which is our life. This is the case with the real person of Poison Dragon, I am like this, and everyone is like this.

Our life is a collection of stories.

"Go back."

She wiped away her tears and handed the time shuttle mirror into my hands.

"I pretended to be asleep today, just wanting to lean on your back. Sometimes I'm very tired, and they all say I don't look like a fairy."

She pretended to smile, as pure and beautiful as pear blossoms with rain.

"You are a fairy, and you are the most beautiful fairy in the entire heaven."

I answered her with a smile on my face.

"Then you say, am I beautiful?"

She suddenly looked at me, her eyes were motionless, making me feel panicked. I quickly turned my head over and didn't dare to look directly at her.

"You are actually beautiful."

I turned my head and answered, and before I knew it, my own face burned.

"Haha, forget it, you are not a match for the Emperor of Heaven anyway. I still want to be the strongest woman, and I want to find the Emperor of Heaven!"

She also turned her face away. Although she said that, her voice was very soft.

"Actually, in the future, the Emperor of Heaven was defeated by me."

I don’t know why I suddenly said this, and I was showing off my strength. It was obviously done by Luo Yan, but I had to say that it was done by myself.

"Really, fake? Haha, you are so powerful!"

She smiled happily, thinking I was lying, and even reached out to hook my neck.

"Oh really."

I also laughed, took the time shuttle mirror, stood in the middle of the street, and said softly.

"Thank you, haha, I'm in a much better mood, you can disappear soon, otherwise I will be reluctant to let you go! Although we don't have a long relationship, you are a good person, and it gives me a special feeling. But I'm not interested in the forced melon, so you'd better get out quickly!"

The real man of Poison Dragon laughed and seemed to have returned to the heartless tomboy again. However, I still saw the nails of her hands embedded in her flesh, which should have hurt a lot.

I smiled helplessly and began to turn the time shuttle mirror in my hand. The mirror began to emit light and enveloped me.

"Finally, I'll ask you a question, what's your name?"

She looked at me, still with tears in her eyes, and asked in a crying voice.

"My name is Luo Sanhuo."

I replied with a smile.

The light on the mirror completely submerged me, and I entered the time passage again, and this time I couldn't go back. I want to go to the moment when I was knocked down in the void, and I want to save myself!

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