("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

after a while.

The Uchiha finally took off the deceptive thing on his hand, silently put on his blue top, and then squatted beside the bed with his hands covering his face.

Behind her, the struggling Uchiha Makoto was being forced to dress by Uchiha Madara.

Nakahara Chuuya was still talking to the bedside lamp, and Osamu Dazai was taking pictures frantically around him. Atsushi Nakajima tried to dissuade him but failed.

Anyway...

If you imagine the group of people in the room as police, then the current situation... well, it's very similar.

But the problem is...

Who did she offend?

She really only brought these two people to open a room out of good intentions...

"...Um, Miss Otoko," Uchiha Kagami saw that no one was speaking, so he forced himself to speak again, "If you don't mind, just...sit here and explain." As he spoke, he spoke a little.

I took a picture of the sofa in the room.

"...I know." Uchiha covered his face with his belt and stood up. He silently walked over and sat down. Then, he let out a long, tired sigh. Although she didn't understand why she wanted to deal with this group of people.

She wanted to explain, but after all the questions were asked, she would just... explain it a little bit.

So, she told everything about her "magic blind date journey" tonight.

"...Anyway, that's what happened." Uchiha said with a bloody face, "I didn't expect that the two people who suggested coming to the bar would be so drunk. If you don't believe it, they were drunk as soon as they entered the bar.

You can ask the waiter at the bar. Also, Mr. Zhenhong’s car should still be at the beach where we met.”

"If you still don't believe it, you can wait until these two people wake up and ask them."

"Anyway, that's it, I'm going home!" She stood up as she said this and walked decisively towards the door.

Run away, run away, run away quickly!!!

At this moment...

"Stop." Madara Uchiha handed the red in his hand to his other brother, Izuna, and said.

Uchiha: "..." She stood still, turned her head silently with a little timidity, and said with a dry smile, "Madara... sir, is there anything else you can do?"

"About what happened before us, don't you think you need to give me an explanation?" Uchiha Madara looked at a certain cat who was pretending to be calm, feeling secretly angry and laughing in anger.

"……What's up?"

"Are you sure you want me to say it in front of everyone?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows.

"Don't!" Uchiha said subconsciously. Once that kind of black history is revealed, it will be a public execution!

As soon as this statement came out, everyone present except Uchiha Izuna and the two drunkards looked at each other with something wrong - Oh, there is something between these two people. And it sounds like it is more serious than tonight. Today

It’s already been like this... So, what happened to these two people before?

Uchiha Mirror: "..." Stare——————

Miss Daizi, from just now to now, I have always believed in you. You won't do this to me, right?

At the same time, he also sympathized with his teacher from the mainland. He guessed that the latter's voice should be like this now - Why on earth did I agree to develop this crappy app!

"...I understand, Mr. Madara." Uchiha tried his best to say calmly, "I, let's talk about what happened before. But today is indeed not a good time, is it? No, otherwise, change

day?"

"Another day." Uchiha Madara repeated this sentence playfully, thinking, "Do you think you can run away again?", but he admitted that now was indeed not a good time to talk, so he nodded after thinking about it.

, "Tell me your name, address and contact information. Forget it, just show me the health insurance card you used when checking out the room."

"...No, it doesn't have to be like this." Uchiha laughed dryly.

"Ha." Uchiha Madara sneered, "If I remember correctly, the last time I saw you, you were still called 'Kite', right?" But now you are called "Otto" again, and you were deceived by a woman.

It's such a shame to go around in circles.

"..."

"In this way..." Uchiha Madara looked at someone's hesitant expression and sneered again, "I remember that night you..."

"I'll give it!!!" Uchiha took out his health insurance card from his bag with a swipe of a belt, bent down and handed it over with both hands - like the most conscientious insurance salesman, "Mr. Madara, please!

!!”

Uchiha Madara: "..." Is this kid a bit overpowered? He was so angry that he was so angry a second ago, but he feels like laughing this second. This is not good. Obviously such a playful kitten needs to be treated well.

Just pack it up. With this thought, he took the card in her hand and looked down, "Uchiha brings...Uchiha?"

Uchiha's belt finally failed to tighten, and with a "plop" another Dogezaza came over: "Hello, clan leader!!!"

Uchiha Madara: "???" Is she giving people New Year greetings?!

He just felt a little dumbfounded. After wondering for a long time, was this kid actually an Uchiha? No wonder she acted so casually in front of him that day, well...it seemed like she respected him very much.

No one knows how this conclusion was drawn. It is roughly related to "If a little black cat dares to rub around the big black cat, dares to roll on the big black cat, and dares to open its mouth and bite the tail of the big black cat, it means it likes it very much."

The latter is the truth.

Then he looked at the address on the card and found that she lived in the clan area like many other clan members. However, there was no need to see anything about the address. Just knowing that her name was "Uchiha Obito" was enough for him.

It was easy to capture her. Unless she fled Konoha Country overnight on a plane or train. But even so, as long as he was willing to spend a little effort, he could still capture her.

Or should I say -

From the moment he decided to choose her, she had no room to escape.

However, he didn't expect that there were so many acquaintances among her previous blind dates.

Izuna, Kagami, and...

Uchiha Madara asked in a deep voice: "Have you and Hashirama been on a blind date before?" Although he couldn't say it, he actually cared about his friends very much, so naturally he would not misremember what the latter mentioned.

"The young lady I'm pursuing and who I've been on a blind date with."

As soon as these words came out, Senju Tobirama, who had remained silent from the beginning until now, suddenly showed a surprised and even stunned expression.

Big brother...?

Wait, could it be that...

He suddenly felt a little dizzy, and subconsciously raised his hand to hold the door frame on one side: So... why did he develop that thing at that time? Why did he refuse to use it even once after developing it? Why?

His name is Senjumonji... No, the man in Tobirama may have a fate with the door frame.

"Hashira, Mr. Hashirama?" Uchiha tilted his head, and then nodded sincerely, "Yes, I have matched with Mr. Hashirama before."

"Although you have said it before, let me confirm it to you again - you are indeed not dating anyone now, are you?" Uchiha Madara asked with a hint of warning, "Listen up, kid.

You are absolutely not allowed to lie about this matter. Otherwise, I think you can guess the consequences."

"...Really not." Uchiha said with great sincerity, "I have indeed not lied to Mr. Madara about this matter before - if I really had a date, I would never go out on a blind date.

I know very well that this is absolutely unethical."

Uchiha Madara nodded slightly.

Since she said so, he believed it.

And in fact, it is not very important to him whether to ask this question or not - there is no best, and it can be solved if she has it; but, if she is dating Hashirama or his brothers, then this matter is relevant

Said.

Since there is no such thing, that's good, you can go directly to her parents to talk about marriage.

Well, although I feel a little sorry for Hashirama, since she hasn't dated anyone yet, it's up to everyone to do their own thing.

So let’s get married next month.

Don't ask where the logic is. After all, Uchiha Madara has always made his own logic. If he had to use words to describe his brain circuit, it would probably be like this -

Since she is an Uchiha, she was born to be my wife;

Since she is a little black cat, she was born to be my wife;

Since I have slept with you, you should become my wife;

...Hmm, there shouldn’t be a kitten in your belly, right?

Probably not yet, after all, they didn't do anything that day.

Tsk.

But it doesn't matter, you will get married soon.

Ochiha Uchiha, who finally got permission to leave, didn't know that her future third child was about to be named. She was just glad that she could finally leave this extremely embarrassing situation. It was over! Her blind date

Journey! Today! It’s the end!

At this moment...

"Wait a minute." Uchiha Izuna suddenly said.

Then, in full view of everyone, he took out someone's cell phone from his pocket, raised his hand and threw it away: "Your cell phone."

Uchiha opened her hands and caught her cell phone with a look of surprise on her face: "Ah! My cell phone! Why is it at your place?" She thought that in addition to applying for a new driver's license and health insurance card, she also

I'm going to buy a new mobile phone... I didn't expect that I could actually get it back after losing it. W-what? It's not all bad luck today!

"I picked it up at the beach." Uchiha Izuna clicked his tongue, turned his head and said in a bad tone, "No need to say any more nonsense about thanking you, let's go quickly."

"...Thank you." Uchiha thanked him anyway, then turned around and prepared to leave.

Just at this moment, Dazai Osamu said: "Huh? We are also on a blind date, but I can't recognize Ms. Ochi's mobile phone at all~ Could it be said that Mr. Izuna and Ms. Ochi are already familiar to this point?"

Uchiha Izuna: "..." He instantly felt the eyes from his brother.

Uchiha: "..." I beg you! Mr. Dazai! Don't continue to persecute me!!!

She quickly quickened her pace, wanting to leave this terrible place quickly, return to her own nest, and then bury her head in the bed and shiver until she completely forgot about the embarrassing incident that happened today.

Perhaps because she was walking too hastily and wearing high-heeled sandals, she accidentally stumbled when she reached the door.

A hand stretched out from the side and held her steady.

"Thank you." She thanked her subconsciously, but suddenly she was startled...

Does this scene seem a bit familiar?

She subconsciously followed the hand holding her arm and slowly looked up, only to see a silver-haired young man looking at her. His eyes were so complicated, as if they contained thousands of tangled words. However, he said one word

He didn't say anything and remained silent.

...Such beautiful silver hair.

Although the situation is not suitable, the instinct is uncontrollable.

The Uchiha subconsciously looked at the other person's hair, and realized belatedly: Could this person be the "teacher" Mr. Mirror said?

only……

She looked down again at the other person's hand still holding her arm.

Illusion?

I always feel that this touch feels familiar.

"Um..." She raised her head again and tried to speak, but the other person seemed to realize something. He quickly retracted his hand as if he had been burned by flames or stung by a poisonous bee. At the same time, he quickly looked away.

Elsewhere, it was as if he didn't want to look at her, and his disgust was palpable.

Uchiha belt: "..."

Considering what happened just now, she understood this very well. This person probably thought she was some frivolous woman, so he didn't want to have contact with her at all, right? Hey, she'd better stop being annoying. So, she just sipped it.

He pursed his lips, whispered "Thank you, sorry", then opened the door and left without hesitation.

"..."

The author has something to say: So here comes the question, who is the worst offender?

Okay, no doubt 23333【doge

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