("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

"Meow!"

"Meow meow~"

"Meow meow meow!"

…

There was a sudden roar in the store.

Uchiha knew very well that this group of people... No, Meow was definitely not trying to be cute, but, well, their words were directly turned into "Meow". The problem is, she is not proficient in this language, so

, just pretend you didn’t hear anything!

With this thought in mind, she casually picked up a cat, held it in her hands and looked at it, and immediately laughed out loud.

The one caught in her hand was the largest of all the black cats present. It was covered with fur, and its right eye was looming in the fur. Its face was slightly fierce, or rather majestic, and at first glance it looked like the "chief of the clan."

"Meow". Oh, by the way, the other cats, including it, are wearing clothes - miniature versions of the clothes they just wore. However, the places where the Uchiha clan emblem is printed on the clothes have turned pink.

Cat claws.

Therefore, this patriarch cat is naturally wearing a black robe.

The Uchiha belt squatted on the ground, grabbed its armpits with both hands, raised it, looked left and right, then right and left, and finally came to a comment——

"Uncle Madara, it turns out that black on you really doesn't make you look slimmer at all!"

The fattest one in the Uchiha family...cough, strong meow, it's a real deal!

Patriarch Meow: "..."

[Friendly reminder, after entering the store, customers will automatically get the "Cat is so cute, I really want to pet it, everything the cat does is right" debuff. At the same time, after the store clerk becomes a meow, his habits may be affected by his appearance.

Oh~ So, please remember, there are risks in petting cats, and you need to be careful when playing with cats~]

Uchiha belt: "???"

She was a little confused and didn't know what it meant, and then she just felt that her hands were empty. It turned out that the patriarch, Miao, actually slapped her hands with two paws. With the force of this slap, she directly ignored the gravity and gravity.

With its own weight as a cat, the whole cat transformed into a large black cat ball, which hit her head with a "duang" sound.

"ah!"

She fell to the ground immediately while squatting.

The big black cat stepped on her face aggressively and squatted down to declare its victory.

Then he was knocked away by several flying kitten balls.

"Meow meow meow~"

"Meow meow~"

"Meow meow meow!"

…

Several kittens circled around Uchiha's belted face, patting and licking it, as if to express their inner worries.

"...I'm fine." Uchiha sat up and found that there were four cats surrounding him - two curly-haired cats, one smooth-haired cat, and the smallest one, whose cry was almost embarrassing.

The little black cat was heartbroken. She sat cross-legged, stretched out her hand to pull the four cats into her lap, and looked worriedly in the direction of a certain patriarch cat.

I saw...

It was lying on the ground and seemed a little dizzy.

A short-haired black cat with a scar on its right face walked past it silently, then turned around and walked again.

Then, a cat with a little hair on its head but smooth hair on its body and a very beautiful long tail turned around and kicked it away.

After the beautiful long-tailed cat kicked away the short-haired scarred cat, she squatted next to the patriarch cat, leaned down and licked the latter's fur with a "loving" face, and called out "meow" twice.

The patriarch, Meow: "... Meow." He shook his head, which was still a little dizzy, and sat up, saying with a serious face that he was fine.

"...Pfft." Uchiha couldn't help laughing again.

She now finally understands what the so-called "Black Cat Clan Pet Cafe" is all about. Are all the staff transformed into cats? And then... entertain customers?

...Hiss, are these cats really not going to scratch the guests to death?

Even Sasuke, who looks the most arrogant, and Itachi, who seems to have the best temper, can’t be touched easily by anyone, right?

Uchiha immediately had a headache.

At this moment, the prompt sounded again——

[The menu and items in the store have been prepared. The store manager does not need to worry about consumption. The items in the store will replenish themselves as time goes by. 】

[Then, I wish you all good luck with your business~]

Happy opening...

Is it really all good?

Is this really not going to become a "murderous cat cafe"?

Compared with these, Uchiha is more concerned about...

After the short time just passed, the eyes of these black cats seemed to be much clearer - that is to say, they seemed to have quickly got rid of the impact of the sudden animal transformation of their bodies.

Now one by one they either walked over or climbed off her lap, patted themselves in front of her and sat down according to their seniority.

After hesitating for a moment, the patriarch cat raised the soft fleshy pad with its claws retracted and placed it on her knee, as if asking, "Kid, are you okay?". Uchiha smiled and grabbed the cat again.

He lifted it up under his armpits and replied: "Don't worry~my body is not that fragile."

The patriarch, Meow, nodded solemnly, still seeming a little annoyed at not being able to control his so-called "cat nature" just now.

However, Uchiha Ochi feels that this is something else rather than "cat nature" - when Madara was a boy, if someone said "You are so fat" or "The bow on your waist is nice,

"Ugly", 80% of the time he would give someone a headbutt without hesitation. So, it is not so much "cat nature", but rather...well, some kind of instinct that makes people unconsciously return to their immature period?

but……

She picked up the patriarch, Meow, and rubbed her face against his soft and hard Duji, which was both muscular and fat, with a look of satisfaction on her face: "Cute~"

Patriarch Meow: "..." After it was silent for a while, it patted someone's little head with a soft pink flesh pad somewhat helplessly.

The next second, her knees were surrounded by five cats. They all raised their pads and patted her knees frantically, as if to say, "Partial! Partial! You are partial!" By the way, all the cats in the store,

The pads are all pink, and all the members have little pink meows~

Uchiha tape: "..." Ah, you have already controlled your "cat nature" as promised?

The only exception was a certain short-haired scarred cat. He sat alone in the same place as a "cat in a group of cats", not moving or barking, but staring at her unblinkingly with his big round eyes.

.At first glance, it looks a bit fierce, but for some reason, "poor" is written all over my body, as if to say - anyway, I am a garbage cat that no one wants, no one likes and no one loves me.

The Uchiha couldn't help but smile as he looked at it. He put the patriarch's cat on the ground, picked up the scarred cat, put it on his knees and stroked its head. The latter still had a fierce look on his face, but his throat

But a comfortable purr overflowed from his heart. By the way, he silently looked at the "disgraced patriarch Meow" with his eyes. The round cat eyes were full of ridicule, as if to say——

Damn old man, you are already a relic of the old era!

Patriarch Meow: "..."

And at this moment...

The automatic door at the door suddenly opened silently.

The wind chime hanging by the door made a crisp sound because it felt the wind blowing.

There is no doubt that the first customer of this cat cafe has already arrived.

"Huan, welcome!" Uchiha shouted subconsciously - although this is her first time to open a cat cafe, since this is the game this time, she can only work hard!

At the same time, not only her, but all the cats in the store silently turned to look at the two figures who walked in, wearing bamboo hats, forehead protectors, and black red cloud robes.

Uchiha tape: "..." Hey, isn't it?

The two people who came in were one short and one tall, one with a normal build and the other with a strong build.

The relatively short one is actually not that short, about 1.75 meters, which is a bit taller than the cat in the store. This guy has a face that they are too familiar with.

"Meow?" Curly Cat Number Two, Shisui Meow, said in surprise. He was actually talking about "little weasel." Unfortunately, Uchiha Itachi, who just came in, obviously couldn't understand cat language.

Now that Akatsuki Itachi has appeared, it's easy to guess who the tall one is. That's right, Mr. Kisame Mikigaki, who has "loved Uchiha for three hundred years," will be Uchiha's mother when he is alive, and he will still be the mother of Uchiha when he is dead.

Uchiha keeps secrets and can be called the most conscientious social animal in the Naruto world. His reputation has been spread throughout the ages and he is the wage earner coveted by countless entrepreneurial bosses.

Uchiha Itachi, who was wearing an Akatsuki robe, silently stared at the girl in cat-eared maid uniform sitting cross-legged on the ground. After a moment of silence, he asked: "Excuse me, is this a dessert shop?"

Not long ago, he had just broken the wrist of his younger brother who was about to use the Chidori on him, and by the way, he gave the latter a Tsukuyomi, and he felt not very happy.

Probably sensing his feelings, his teammate Iniki Kaki Kisame raised his finger to show him the store, although the sign outside had a bunch of unclear meanings written on it, such as "Utopia of Love" and "Cat Ears Paradise"

Such words, but he could still see the huge word "sugar" clearly.

Since there is "sugar", it should be a place selling desserts.

only……

Uchiha Itachi looked at the cat-eared maid kneeling on the ground. On the one hand, he felt that the black cat ears she wore on her head were so lifelike that they almost made his fingers tremble subconsciously. On the other hand, he felt that she was full of

She saw a group of black cats around her, which was very suspicious.

He couldn't help but secretly feel wary, and then he saw...

The girl stood up in a panic and nodded repeatedly: "Ah, ah, yes, this is...well, a cat cafe, a place with cats and desserts. Since you are here, please take a seat."

As she spoke, she raised her hand and made a "please" gesture.

This store is divided into three spaces.

The outermost area is the area for entertaining guests. There are about a dozen tables, ranging from single tables to long tables that can seat seven or eight people. Most of them are double tables. Almost all tables are facing the window. At this moment, there are tables outside.

The scenery seems to be a street with people coming and going.

Slightly further in, there is a long wooden counter, which divides the store into a "preparation area" and a "reception area". The cashier is on the far left of the wooden counter, and there are glass showcases under the counter on the right.

There is no doubt that this is the place where desserts are displayed. It has been filled with all kinds of desserts that will make people want to eat just by looking at them.

On the shelves behind the counter, there are various coffee, tea and other items as well as various tools for making drinks. The staff can stand and be busy at the counter and shelves.

Behind the cashier, there is a small window and a small door with a curtain, which seems to be a kitchen or a warehouse.

After Uchiha Itachi looked around the store, he chose to sit in the two-seat window seat at the far end. Because the seat was spacious enough, Kisame didn't feel crowded at all when sitting opposite him.

Uchiha took out two menus from the counter. After flipping through them for a while, he walked to their seats and handed them over politely: "You two, this is our menu." Although she was not very good at it.

She likes to pretend, but she is a professional ninja after all. If she really needs to do this, she can indeed do it very well - for example, at this moment, neither Uchiha Itachi nor Inigaki Kisame noticed that she knew them.

"Thank you." Itachi Uchiha nodded politely to the cat-eared girl in front of him. Even though he was already a traitor, he still maintained corresponding politeness in his daily life - after all, he was the eldest son of the Uchiha clan.

This cultivation has been completely integrated into every detail of his life along with the life of the past ten years. And, at least in his view, being rebellious and maintaining one's own cultivation are not contradictory things.

Kisame Kisaki also picked up the menu in front of him and found that except for the drinks on the first page, the next ten or so pages were basically desserts. He suddenly felt a toothache from reading it.

"...Huh?" When he turned to the last few pages, he made a confused voice, "What is this?" he asked, pointing to the last few pages.

Uchiha smiled dryly: "Well... our store is a cat cafe, so this is a detailed introduction to the cats that belong to our store."

In fact, she almost laughed when she saw it just now. Because the top of the page is a number of "beautiful photos" of each cat, followed by various detailed body shape data and personality introductions. As for Uncle Madara... No

, the character introduction of Patriarch Meow is just one sentence——

Very fierce, be careful.

The author has something to say: The patriarch of the cat is the most difficult cat to pet, so he puts on his glasses.

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Chapter completed!