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Kisame Kisaki: "..." Is this really a serious store? The pictures of cats taken here look like cowherds waiting for customers, which makes people's scalp numb.

...Huh? Wait, Itachi-san seems to like this very much? Not only did he flip through it with gusto, but he also looked back and forth between the two cats' pages.

This is indeed the case. Uchiha Itachi looked at the menu and felt a little better. He asked by the way: "Excuse me, what is this about the flavor selection of sweets?"

"That's right." Uchiha Ophio replied based on the information he just received from the prompt, "Our store has fully considered the taste differences of some customers, so this 'normal sweetness' is more in line with ordinary people's tastes, and this'

"Double sweetness" is more in line with the taste of sugar lovers. Well, wait a moment..." As she said this, she walked back to the counter and took out two cakes, one with normal sweetness and one with double sweetness, and then cut them separately.

She ordered two small pieces and brought them to the guest's table. "You two can try it. This is normal sweetness, and this is double sweetness." In order to prevent the two of them from checking the food safety in front of her, she asked both parties.

Everyone felt embarrassed, so she said very politely, "I'll leave first. The two of you have chosen the drinks you want. You can call me for dessert."

"Thank you." Uchiha Itachi nodded politely again, and his eyes unconsciously fell on the clerk's tail... Not only the ears, but the slightly wagging tail was also very realistic, and he directly let his eyes fall again.

The fingers trembled slightly.

Perhaps it is not a coincidence that the Uchiha clan signed a contract with the Ninja clan.

After some inspection and tasting, Itachi Uchiha confirmed that the "double sweetness" of this store was in line with his taste, and Kisame the dried persimmon also confirmed that although he didn't look like a normal person, in terms of taste selection,

I am indeed a normal person.

"Hello, order."

"Okay, please wait."

Uchiha walked back to the table with a pen and notebook, and carefully recorded the meals that the two of them needed. Then he returned to the counter and prepared them. Desserts and the like can be taken directly from the counter, but drinks and other things need to be prepared by yourself.

It's okay, but it's not a big problem. She can still do such small things.

Not long after, she walked back to their table with two cups of tea and a lot of desserts, placed a cup of tea and a very unpretentious traditional yokan in front of Kisame Kisame, and put the remaining one

The pile of things was all placed in front of Uchiha Itachi.

"Please use it, both of you."

After she said this, she was about to leave when she heard——

"...Wait a minute." Uchiha Itachi clasped his fists and coughed lightly, as if to cover up his slight confusion, "How do you order the cat in your store?"

Uchiha tape: "..." Are you really planning to do it!!! Wake up, little Itachi, your current identity is a traitorous ninja!!! Kisame, aren't you responsible for monitoring this guy?

Stop it!!!

Kisame Kisaki is very calm. After all, this is a cat cafe. In his eyes, who has a very upright personality, coming to a cat cafe and not petting cats is the same as going to a prostitute.

It should be one thing for Yuan Chun to eat. Although he is indeed a pure foodie, he will not prevent his companion Itachi-san from being a normal guest and enjoying the service he deserves.

The corners of Uchiha's mouth twitched and he replied: "Just... you can just click on a cat and I will bring it over."

"...Can I only order one?" Itachi Uchiha frowned slightly, his expression somewhat dissatisfied.

"...Yes, this is the rule of our restaurant. At one meal, a customer can only order one cat to accompany him." Uchiha stared at the sky silently. Don't ask her what this rule is, it is not her rule anyway.

"..." Uchiha Itachi then opened the menu at hand again, flipping back and forth between the pages of a certain curly cat and a certain little black cat, feeling a little hesitant.

The Uchiha belt shouted in a very evil manner: "Children, we are here to pick up the guests~"

Cats: "..."

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Dried persimmon Kisame: "???" Sure enough, this is not a serious store!

The patriarch, Miao Ba, squatting in the center of the counter remained motionless, as if he had not heard anything at all. The beautiful long-tailed cat resting on him licked his paws and yawned lazily.

Curly Cat No. 1 - a delicate curly cat with beautiful droopy eyes, still looking carefully at a book he found somewhere.

The scarred short-haired cat is digging into the empty trash cans in the store.

In the end, only three cats actually walked up to Uchiha Itachi——

Curly Cat No. 2 - a handsome curly cat with strong upturned eyes.

Shun Mao Meow.

And, the little black cat with fried hair who is the smallest and the loudest.

"In your store," Kisame Mikigaki looked down at the three cats sitting in a row on the floor and said, "They are all black cats."

"...Yes," Uchiha Ozi replied with a dry smile, "This is the specialty of our store."

"...That's it." Kisame Kisaki nodded, "That's good."

Uchiha Itachi looked at his partner with some surprise. He did know that his teammate's temperament was far better than his appearance. However, he did behave quite gently towards this girl today.

In a good mood?

Maid lover?

Cat ear girl lover?

…

He thought about it for a while and decided to give up. After all, everyone may have some unknown hobby. Even Kisame Kisaki is probably the same, so why pursue it too much?

Maintaining an appropriate distance and not exploring each other's secrets is the best teammate relationship.

A certain shark didn't know that his reputation had been harmed. In fact, he was really not a fan of cat-eared maids. After all, if he punched this thing, he would probably die without even crying. But, how should I say...he

I always feel that the girl in front of me is somewhat similar to my real boss, so she can be regarded as a different kind of Aiwujiwu. As long as she does not bring him any threats or troubles, it will not matter if he has a slightly better attitude towards her.

.

"So, guest, your choice is..." Uchiha asked.

Uchiha Itachi lowered his head and stared at the three black cats on the ground, first excluding the smooth-haired one. For some reason, he felt that it looked cute but was not a good cat. On the contrary, the remaining two...

After his eyes moved back and forth several times between the curly cat with upturned eyes and the little black cat with fried hair, he finally "made up his mind" and stretched out his hand and pointed: "This one."

What he was referring to was...

Curly cat.

Zhisui Meow: "..."

Sasuke Meow: "!!!"

"Meow!!!" Sasuke Meow suddenly let out an angry cry.

Although he doesn't understand cat language, Uchiha Ochi thinks that the meaning of this sentence should be - brother, you are partial again!

Immediately afterwards, Weasel Cat grabbed the back of the neck of a certain little black cat that almost pounced on Shisui Meow, and forcibly dragged it away.

The Uchiha belt smiled dryly and picked up the cute Shisui cat from the ground, and carefully handed it to the Uchiha Itachi: "Okay, this is the cat you chose, please be sure to treat it gently."

Uchiha Itachi unconsciously rubbed his hands on his robe, then stretched out his hands to take the cat he had chosen, and solemnly nodded: "Don't worry, I can do it."

When Uchiha returned to the counter, he saw Itachi with a helpless expression on his face, using his flesh pads to push Sasuke down to the ground. The latter was struggling desperately with his claws on all four flesh pads, seemingly unconvinced.

"...Pfft." She couldn't help laughing, then she knelt down and picked up Sasuke, lowered her head and kissed him on the forehead, "Okay, okay~ He doesn't want you, I want you, don't be angry.

Already."

"..." The little black meow slowly calmed down, and then he called out softly and rubbed her chest gently. His face was full of stubbornness and grievance, as if to say -

If you are angry, you need to be comforted!

The other cats: "..." Ha, what a sneaky cat!

The weasel silently stretched out its flesh pad and patted someone's ankle, then raised its head and looked at someone with its calm cat eyes——

I wasn't selected either, and it seemed like I was given up as the first one.

Uchiha had no choice but to lean down and pick it up again, hold it in his arms and stroke it, but he was thinking: Damn it, these guys are so good at acting like a baby after turning into cats...

If it's possible to maintain a proper distance with people, it's really difficult with cats...

After all, it's so cute.

the other side.

Mikaki Kisame silently looked at the curly black cat squatting on his partner's lap. Different from ordinary cats, this cat was dressed in well-fitting clothes. Moreover, it was extremely well-behaved. It did not move or touch.

He just sat obediently on the orderer's lap, letting him eat sweets while gently stroking his head and back. His business attitude was quite good.

Don't tell me, he was really moved when he looked at it.

This person was also very obedient to his own desires, so he raised his hand very decisively and said, "I want a cat too."

Uchiha Itachi: "???"

At this moment, he seriously thought about a question. If Kisame, who was suspected of being a cat-eared girl lover, wanted to order the cat, then should he take action to stop it? Although he was a rebel, but...

This kind of thing is still somewhat intolerable.

Inikigaki Kisame, who had no idea that his reputation was being killed again, made a very decisive choice amid the speechless expression on Uchiha Obi's face...

Shorthaired scarred cat.

"Let's just take this one." Inwardly, Kisame Kisaki hesitated a little, whether to choose the short-haired scarred cat that looked fierce at first glance, or the smooth-haired cat that looked very well-behaved and sensible at first glance.

.But after thinking about it, he felt that he still preferred the former, the kind that he could endure even if he was caught.

Uchiha tape: "..." Look, what does it mean to be a qualified social animal! No matter when and where, you will always choose your true boss!

Maybe this is...

Employees respect their boss.

perhaps.

With this thought in mind, she silently walked back to the front desk, then remembered that she hadn't seen Obito for a while, so she asked: "Obit...cough, who is that?"

All the cats raised their paws at the same time and pointed to the trash can nearby.

Uchiha belt: "..."

The author has something to say: Obito Miao has found his own destination - yes, the trash can.

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Chapter completed!