("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

If these two people continue to talk, the leader of Uchiha is worried that the clan leader, Meow, will consider the issue of "silencing". After all, the boy Madara is really a man who has taken "I hate myself" to the extreme...

So she hurriedly stepped forward to stop her and said: "Well, well, two guests, the two cats you are discussing are very close brothers. So, it's better not to compare them. Although you may not understand, but

, and you may still be sad.”

"...Huh?" The young boy Hashirama made a surprised voice, "We are actually brothers with such a big difference in body size? The older brother must have taken away a lot of food from the younger brother, right?" As he spoke, he smiled and called the clan leader Mew again.

The back of his head said, "You guys are so awesome!"

Uchiha tape: "..." What's so great about it...

Madara, a young boy, rubbed Izumina's head while pouting: "You actually snatched my brother's food. At first glance, you are not a serious cat."

Uchiha tape: "..." Please, don't continue to discredit yourself...

The leader of the clan, Meow, flicked his tail and slapped someone's paw away.

There is no doubt that even if it is the same Senju Hashirama, it is more tolerant of the young Hashirama than the Hokage Hashirama. The latter only poked it in the face from beginning to end. But it is normal. After all, Uchi

The men in Bo seem to take good care of their cubs. Even though the cub belongs to the Senju family next door, it is still a close friend, so it can be included in the protection scope.

"Well, anyway, how about you go to the store and find a seat to sit down first?" Uchiha Ochi suggested, "The tea and desserts in our store taste good, and the sweetness is divided into two versions for normal people and sweet tooth lovers."

"Ah," the young boy Hashirama made a surprised voice, "That's great, Jiro, the latter will suit your taste very well."

"Huh." The young boy made an arrogant voice.

Uchiha tape: "..." Well... Mr. Hashirama, if I remember correctly, wasn't Jiro you just now? Young Master Madara should be Jiro... Forget it, this is not the point.

"I want to ask a question!" The young boy Hashirama suddenly raised his hand.

"What?" Uchiha tilted his head.

"Can I carry the cat to my seat?"

"...If it is willing to be held by you."

So the young boy Hashirama happily picked up the clan leader, Nya, and turned around to leave; the boy Madara also picked up Izuna Nya and followed closely behind.

Uchiha tape: "..." You two brothers... are quite willing to do business this time...

It can be seen that this kind of creature really respects the elderly and tolerates children, but only catches the middle-aged ones desperately.

but……

Hashirama-sama was so strong when he was a child, he is worthy of it!

Uchiha Obi, who didn't feel that he had cheated on someone's weight again, was in a good mood and followed the two people with the menu. The three little ones in the store looked at the backs of the two new customers with some curiosity——

Although they had just spent a little time in this store, street kids like them are usually very sensitive, and they feel that this is the "abode of God", so they naturally knew that the black cat in the store was very unusual.

How to say?

Maybe it’s because the whole body exudes the feeling of “don’t touch me”...

For example, the three guests who came just now obviously were not recognized by any of the black cats.

However, these two new customers were recognized by the patriarch, Meowth, and Izuna, two black cats who always sat at the counter and looked down upon them, and they seemed to have a high status.

How awesome...

The three little ones sighed sincerely.

Because they were "sneaking out to go shopping together", the young boy Hashirama and the young Madara wanted to choose the seat at the back of the cafe. Of course, they passed by the Sannin of Konoha.

Tsunade: "..." This boy... looks a bit like grandpa...

The young boy Hashirama tilted his head: "..." I don't know why, but I always feel that this girl looks familiar, but she shouldn't be from Senju, right? Girls from Senju are quite well developed, and they won't be so flat.

At this age, Hashirama didn't realize that this idea was very unfriendly to his own granddaughter. And, well, he didn't say it out loud. And when he had a private meeting with Madara, neither of them knew how to wear a belt.

He had the clan emblem on his clothes, so it was naturally impossible for Tsunade to find out that he was a "Senju" through his clothes.

Of course——

We don't know each other when we meet.

Then Tsunade raised her hands to express her dissatisfaction: "Shopkeeper-san! Why do they have cat hugs, but we don't!"

Uchiha tape: "..." Well, good question, why do other Hokages have Uchiha, but you don't--Tsunade-sama, please review!

Suddenly, she understood why Orochimaru had to transform into an Uchiha. This comradeship was simply touching - a beautiful girl, a black-haired Uchiha, and a handsome guy with strange hair. Hey, maybe this

This is the real standard configuration.

While she handed the two menus to the boy Chudaime and the boy Madara who were sitting down, she turned around and explained: "Our store has a two-way selection system. The reason why these two have cat hugs is because cats do the same."

I chose them."

Madara, the young boy, raised his eyebrows and once again scratched Izuna Nya's chin with his fingers. The latter gave a cooing "meow", just like Madara who left the village - no doubt, Izuna Nya came.

He said, no matter which world you are from, no matter what age you are, as long as you are an older brother.

After the boy Hashirama was stunned for a moment, he buried his face happily on the back of a big black cat in his arms, rubbing it back and forth. The latter raised its tail and slapped the boy's friend's face repeatedly, all over his face.

He had a disgusted expression, but he didn't put much effort into it.

After Tsunade thought for a moment, she stood up and tentatively approached Shisui, Itachi and Sasuke on the table nearby. The latter immediately jumped away, then moved to another place and continued to watch indifferently.

"...I don't believe it!" Tsunade clenched her fist and approached ing again.

After three times of this.

She returned to her table with an extremely disappointed expression, and sat down dejectedly.

The boy Madara held his chin with one hand and laughed like a winner: "You're so stupid."

Uchiha tape: "..." You really haven't been able to speak since you were a child... and you are very good at annoying people...

But he can't entirely blame Madara, the main reason is that in his "sometimes extremely simple world view", most of the people who are not liked by cats are not good people. Yes, he thinks the reason why Tsunade is attracted by cats again and again

The rejection may be due to a problem with his character. But he didn't realize that it was normal not to be liked by the cats in this store. Who would have thought, Tsunade is just a fifth generation without Uchiha!

Don't ask, just ask because Orochimaru is not up to par.

"What did you say?!" Tsunade slammed the table and stood up.

There is no doubt that this is also a man with a bad temper.

The boy Madara continued to look at her calmly, without any fear at all.

"Well, well, Kotaro, don't talk like that..." The young man Hashirama tried to persuade him, but he accidentally forgot his friend's current name.

Tsunade laughed with a "chichi" sound: "Kotaro? What a strange name this is. It's so stupid."

Teenage Spot: "!!!"

There was no doubt that he was also angered, but for the moment he didn't know whether to be angry at his "bad friend" or the girl who seemed to have a bad temper and was not liked by cats.

"Everyone, please don't quarrel." The Uchiha belt quickly stood up and stopped the conflict between the two parties. He secretly complained in his heart, "Uncle Madara, you always have trouble with other people's granddaughters. Is this considered relying on your elders to show off your elders?", while saying, "We can gather together in a store.

It's fate, so let's all live in peace, okay?"

"I think this makes sense." Jiraiya advised, "Tsunade, forget it if you can't touch the cat. I'll go out later and I'll catch some dogs for you to pet."

"...Why a dog?" Tsunade was confused.

"Because I prefer dogs." Jiraiya smiled and gave a thumbs up - in his opinion, there is nothing wrong with sharing the things you like with the girls you like.

Tsunade: "..." Goodbye.

Orochimaru rolled his eyes.

The Uchiha looked helplessly at the sky: So--so--ah, Master, it's really reasonable that you couldn't catch up with someone when you were young. With such a crazy straight man's emotional intelligence right now, in the end,

How did it evolve to the point where it would be enough to write about love in the future?

It is simply a mystery of the Naruto world.

"Pfft!" The young man Hashirama laughed and whispered to his friend in front of him, "This person is so interesting."

The young boy Madara looked at him sideways and thought: Yes, Baga has similar virtues to you and is good at talking to himself.

Uchiha thought for a while, then walked up to Tsunade, who had her arms folded and her cheeks slightly bulging but still sulky. He gritted his teeth, reached back and pulled the tail forward from behind, and said generously: "Otherwise

, this is for you to touch.”

Tsunade: "..."

Jiraiya: "..." Ah, he wanted to touch it too, but he didn't dare.

Orochimaru: "..." Yes, he wanted to touch it too, but he didn't dare.

In the same mood, the former is afraid of being beaten by Tsunade, and the latter is afraid of being killed by the shop owner. In a sense, these two are really good teammates with a tacit understanding.

Tsunade was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed out loud. She smiled while raising her head and looking at the Uchiha belt: "Then I'm welcome." As she spoke, she raised her hand and grabbed the Uchiha belt.

The furry tail stretched all the way up from the end, and she said with a surprised look, "This, it feels really real." There is no doubt that she didn't believe what her teammate just said, she only thought it was a

Fake tail.

Uchiha belt: "..."

For the sake of the peace of this store, she really sacrificed too much - tears shed from the corners of her eyes.

Zhisui Meow: "..."

Weasel Meow: "..."

Sasuke Meow: "..."

At the same time, he made a sound of envy.

The young boy Hashirama looked longingly at the tail that the girl was holding in her hand, and whispered to his friend: "Kojiro, that tail looks good to touch... Tell me, if I beg the shopkeeper,

Will she touch us?"

Teenage Madara: "..." Why did he become "Kojiro" again? However, the fake tail seemed to feel good, and he was a little itchy, but he was still a face-saving tsundere at this time, so he

He glanced at his enthusiastic friend from the corner of his eye, pretending not to be interested, and said, "Whatever you want." But he was secretly thinking that he could use it when the time came, but he didn't know about that tail and the cat in his arms.

Beautiful long tail, which one is better?

Patriarch Meow: "..." I hate it - if you don't learn well at a young age, it will be very bad when you grow up.

Quan Na Miao: "..." What bad intentions can my brother have? He just wants to pet the cat.

"And those furry ears," the boy Hashirama continued in a low voice, "I also want to touch them."

Teenager Madara: "..." I don't know if it would be interesting to pinch and rotate it 90 degrees. I kind of want to try it.

Today, there are five naughty children in the store.

The author has something to say: Then more naughty children will be added [doge

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Chapter completed!