("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Xiaotuanzi thought: Although it seems a little sorry for Brother Ban to think this way, but...

She does seem to be able to talk to Tobirama-kun. Although it is a pity that the latter maintains the transformation state of a dark-skinned young man and cannot see his beautiful silver hair, but this does not damage the communication between them.

so……

When Tuanzi brought the god back, he realized that it was already noon.

"!" Is it already this point? Unknowingly...

How would Brother Ban eat alone without her?

Cat scratches its head.

There is no doubt that in the eyes of kittens and cats, a certain lonely old cat seems to be a miserable image that "without the help of the kitten to push the rice bowl, it will naturally starve." This may be because the former's sense of responsibility is really

It was too strong. Thinking of this, she had almost forgotten the things she was still angry about before. She only wanted to go back and have a look, fearing that an old cat would be "dying" due to being too lonely in this short period of time.

That would be really pitiful...

So, when Senju Tobirama asked tentatively, "Would you like to have lunch together?", she was a little embarrassed but decisively chose to refuse because she couldn't wait to go back to check on the status of a certain big black cat.

.

Senju Tobirama, who had never given up the idea of ​​abduction but was determined to proceed step by step and adapt to circumstances, did not force it. In other words, he had expected this from the beginning. Therefore, after telling her the address where he lived for the past two days,

He happily let him go.

The beautiful young man with dark skin stood on the street, watching the back of a certain little white dumpling running away quickly. He slightly raised the corners of his mouth, turned around, tied his smooth black hair into braids, and drew a beautiful picture in his movements.

of arc.

——If he knew that Xiaotuanzi was with him just now, I wonder if Uchiha Madara would lose his temper again. If so, then he has a really bad temper. Right, little girl.

Tuanzi was running along the street with her short legs, so it was inconvenient to pretend to be an ordinary person. She couldn't use the teleportation technique, so she had to run by herself. As she ran, she thought: Could it be that

Is this the legendary "Japanese drama run"? Ah, ah, what is a Japanese drama? Another inexplicable word appears in my mind...

When passing by a meatball shop, the clerk in kimono stopped her and said to her——

"Xiao Xun, where have you been? Your father is looking for you."

When passing by a tea set shop, the owner who was wiping the sign at the door stopped her and said to her——

"Xiao Xun, your father came to see you just now."

When passing by a sculpture shop, the store manager who was carrying tree roots into the shop called her and said to her——

"Xiao Xun, your father just asked me if you have been here."

…

From the street where they often go to eat to the hotel where they live, the group leader can't remember how many times he was stopped along the way.

In the end, she came to three conclusions——

One, she and Brother Ban seem to be quite famous in this area;

Second, Brother Ban came out to look for her, and it seemed that... he looked for her very carefully, searching almost every place where she would go on a daily basis;

Third, she has obviously emphasized many times that he is her "brother", why does everyone assume that Brother Ban is her father... Well, this must be Brother Ban's problem!

So, what about others? Where are they now?

With such thoughts in mind, Xiaotuanzi ran all the way back to the hotel room where he lived, opened the door and shouted: "Brother Ban!!!"

However, there was no one in the house.

The dumpling scratched her head and ran to the door of the hotel again, looking left and right. For a moment, she didn't know what to do - Brother Ban was looking for her. If she went to find Brother Ban, she wouldn't keep missing and missing again.

Well... She has reason to believe that Brother Ban, who has never been able to find her, will gradually become irritable, and maybe there will be bad speculations in her heart. So, is it better to wait here for him to come back?

Xiaotuanzi scratched his twin tails with an distressed look on his face, then stood at the door and looked around helplessly. Because he was too worried, he accidentally forgot that he was a ninja. In theory, looking for someone

, it’s not that difficult.

The dumpling leader thought seriously: Now, the person who is missing is Brother Ban.

Hey, Brother Ban is already old, why is he so easy to lose?

It's too unreliable. It seems that it's really impossible without her by my side to take care of him.

Thinking like this, the little black cat unconsciously used a new skill——

Rake it upside down.

And just when she was hesitating whether to expose a little chakra to attract people, she saw a familiar figure appearing on the street not far away.

"!"

Brother Ban.

It’s Brother Ban!

She immediately looked over with a happy face, and saw that the other person's face didn't look good. She immediately shrank her neck again, muttering in her heart: Wha, what, she was the one who was obviously angry and left home, okay? Why?

Now it seems that she has to apologize... Brother Ban is also very good at raking someone down... Huh, what a despicable old cat!

And at this moment.

Uchiha Madara, who was slightly relieved because he saw the familiar three-headed body, looked at a certain naughty kid with a bulging face, pouting, and shrinking his head in an annoyed and amused way. Then, he stood still and stopped walking.

Walking forward, by the way, I opened my arms to someone in the distance——

Come here quickly, little devil.

The next second, he saw the kid "rolling" towards him like a small glutinous rice dumpling.

He leaned down slightly, caught the dumpling, then lifted her up high and hugged her straight into his arms——

Huh, I finally caught you, you naughty kid running around.

After a little hugging to soothe his anxious and irritable mood because he couldn't find anyone, Mr. Madara, who was too petty, changed his position - holding Xiaotuanzi's back collar in one hand, and holding the other by the other

He pinched her soft cheek with one hand and asked in a cold voice: "Where did you run away?"

Tuanzi leader: "???" Is it tender and tender as promised?

At this time, shouldn't Brother Ban express with snot and tears, "I will never bully you again", and then seriously review his previous mistakes and promise that he will never make them again? What's going on now? Instead, he has to hold her accountable

Responsibility???

"What?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows and looked at the kid in his hand, "You don't accept it?"

"...Of course I don't accept it!" The little cat bared its teeth, kicked its legs and swung its tail, "Brother Ban, please make me angry first!"

Uchiha Madara felt guilty for a second, but soon used his magical logic again: "One code is one code, let's not talk about what happened before, but you ran around without saying a word. Isn't it wrong?

?”

The little milk cat was stunned for a moment, then lowered its ears and tail: It seems... makes some sense...

"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" Uchiha Madara continued, "I even suspected that you were captured by people from Hidden Cloud Village. Kid, what should you say to me at this time?"

The second generation Raikage and Cloud Hidden Village are really only one step away from misfortune.

"...I'm sorry." Tuanzidai briefly imagined the situation when the person in front of him just came to him, lowered his head, and apologized seriously.

"What about other than that?"

"...Never again."

"What else?"

"What else is there?" She raised her head and asked confused.

Uchiha Madara pinched her cheek with his hand and shook her face from side to side: "From now on, don't get angry with me."

"Why, why!" Xiaotuanzi expressed his dissatisfaction, "Brother Ban, you were the one who made me angry first!"

"Then you can find a way to get angry back." Uchiha Madara said very "reasonably", "Getting angry if you can't do it is not what a gentleman does, right?"

Tuanzi leader: "???????" What's going on with this statement? It's inexplicably nonsense and makes sense at the same time. Is this Brother Ban's logic? Horrible! It's so terrible...

After being stunned for a moment, she vaguely felt that she understood, and then said tentatively——

"Um, Brother Madara, actually... I have been drinking tea with Tobirama-kun just now."

Uchiha Madara: "!" His expression turned ugly instantly. He snorted and said with a bit of gritted teeth, "You are really brave, kid." When he was looking for her everywhere,

She was actually drinking tea and chatting with that bastard bastard?...Huh? Wait, why is that guy here, and what conspiracy is he planning? It seems that Yunyin Village can't stay for long. Who knows if it will be

It would be fine if he was dragged into the muddy water, but with this kid...

"...Don't lose your temper!" Tuanzi pointed a finger at him, "As promised, even if you get angry, you can only get angry back. Getting angry with me is not the behavior of a gentleman!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

That's right, the best way to deal with Uchiha is to use his logic and defeat him in turn.

There is no doubt that Uchiha Ouzi seems to be quite talented in this regard.

Uchiha Madara thought "tolerantly": I won't get angry, but I can also get angry back.

So the question is, who does he drink tea with? Will this kid get angry?

The answer is - no.

Moreover, he had nothing to do to drink tea with others, so it would be a good idea to do something with this time.

He lowered his head and glanced at the kid who was looking at him with a "watching the fun" look. He couldn't laugh or cry in his heart. Then he hugged her in his arms, raised his hand and put it on his butt very naturally: "Smelly kid."

"...Brother Ban, why are you hitting people!" Someone covered his buttocks, with "I didn't expect you to be such a big cat" written all over his face.

"Because I'm not angry, I'm just teaching a lesson to the brat who left home without saying a word." Uchiha Madara replied while maintaining his level of logic.

After the little black cat was silent for a while, he suddenly raised his head and bit someone on the neck: "Aww——" Then, very reasonably, he said tit for tat, "I'm not angry, I'm just...

You just want to teach Brother Ban a lesson!"

"hiss!"

Uchiha Madara felt a little tingling in his neck.

By the way, I discovered that this little devil is really a cat - the kind that will retaliate with anger, and it will hurt a little when it catches people.

Of course, if you really want to deal with her, there are other ways, such as - withholding cat food.

only……

He looked down at the little dumpling in his arms who still had a swollen face, and thought: He won't look good if he loses weight, so forget it.

Then he asked very naturally: "What do you want to eat for lunch?"

"I want to eat the beef rice from that restaurant! Teriyaki flavor!" The little girl immediately raised her hand in great spirits and replied.

"Okay." Uchiha Madara nodded tolerantly and asked again, "As per the old rules, I'll give you two more portions of beef? And another portion of the store's special beef soup?"

"Uh-huh."

…

Then, it seemed like they reconciled again inexplicably.

In short, the big black cat found the little black cat who had run away from home, and then happily carried the little black cat on his back to find food. Finally, the two cats ate harmoniously in the same cat bowl again.

The overly arrogant big black cat doesn't like to apologize.

However, the mistakes that bother the little black cat will never be made again.

The author has something to say: Belt: If you want to defeat Brother Ban’s logic, you must use his logic. [Push glasses

In this aspect, Otai is a professional - or in other words, when it comes to quarrels, Madara can't win, Otai can defeat him hahahahahaha

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Chapter completed!