("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

The next day is the Horned Ox Festival.

The entire Yunyin Village was extremely lively.

Although holding this kind of festival in the village can greatly boost the atmosphere and improve the people's sense of identity, the ninjas responsible for guarding the village are actually in trouble.

Although the area where the festival will be held has been divided in advance and sufficient preparations have been made,...

Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of what happens.

The more lively the occasion, the more likely it is that something will happen.

Fortunately, they didn't know that Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama were currently in Kumogakure Village, otherwise, they would probably have fainted in the toilet from crying.

Fortunately, these two great gods did not intend to have sex here. Although, one of them almost caused trouble for them because he lost his cat yesterday.

Back to business.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama have no interest in standing on the street and fighting bulls in person - don't ask, asking is just to save face. Let's not talk about their teenage years, now they can easily fight with one hand

Overturning a few cows and then coming to participate in this kind of festival. To put it nicely, it is called "having fun with the people", but to put it worse, it is bullying the common people.

So, both parties coincidentally chose to sit on the second floor of the teahouse to "watch the battle" and reserved a private room in advance. Although the price was a bit higher than usual, at least they could guarantee that they would not be confused with other spectators.

What physical contact occurred.

Neither Senju Tobirama nor Uchiha Madara actually like places that are too noisy and crowded.

"Wow..." The little black cat, still in the shape of a dumpling, lay by the window and looked down. The location of this teahouse is quite good, just in the middle of the area divided by Yunyin Village for the Horned Ox Festival. Here you can both

You can see the starting point of the running bulls from a distance, and you can also see the end point from a distance - if nothing else, you won't miss any of the "heroic appearance of the warriors".

"Be careful, don't fall." Uchiha Madara thought for a moment about the scene of a little black cat accidentally falling onto the back of a cow and being led away with a confused look on his face. For some reason, he suddenly felt like laughing.

Of course, there is also the possibility of being directly gored by a cow with its horns - when the time comes, you will probably cry and throw yourself into his arms to act like a spoiled brat.

Fortunately, Xiaotuanzi didn't know what he was thinking at the moment, otherwise he would definitely complain -

Brother Ban, you think too much! Can’t you just think about me? Also, I’m OOC in your heart!!!

Just at this moment, she looked up and saw someone also appearing in the private room of the teahouse opposite.

...ah?

Si you! A beautiful dark-skinned young man with beautiful scars on his shoulders and beautiful, smooth long hair!

Even with the transformation technique, it was done well

The person who is particular about the effects of seduction, Tobirama-kun!

Seeing the other party appear in the private room on the second floor of the teahouse opposite, the little girl subconsciously turned her head and glanced at Uchiha Madara who was pouring himself tea - ah, I didn't notice it.

But it's normal, because Tobirama-kun is really good at condensing chakra, and his current image is far different from his real body. If Tobirama-kun hadn't stared at her first yesterday, the two of them would have been just ordinary people.

If he passed by, she might not be able to notice it.

On the second floor of the teahouse opposite.

Senju Tobirama raised an eyebrow: Is it such a coincidence? In other words, the young man dressed as a samurai who can be vaguely seen in the bakery is Uchiha Madara? He has good transformation skills and breath-containing skills, as if

Unless he saw Xiaotuanzi, he probably wouldn't be able to notice it.

Then, he saw Xiaotuanzi quietly giving him a "hide well, retreat if the situation becomes bad" gesture.

Senju Tobirama: "..." Well, thank you for Xiaotuanzi's kindness, but he is not stupid either. If he bumps into Uchiha Madara when he is alone, although the latter will not kill him, he can find any reason.

There is still a possibility of beating him up.

He's not flirting and has no interest in it.

Therefore, I have already made preparations to escape if the situation turns bad.

With this in mind, he also made a gesture - received, thank you.

Then he suddenly froze.

Um?

etc……

This set of hand gestures was compiled by Uchiha Madara after he left the village and was used by the Konoha ninjas when they went out on missions - because in the past, each family used different secret codes, and now it is easy to cause misunderstandings between each other when going on missions together, similar to

It's the kind of misunderstanding where a dog wags its tail at a cat, but the cat thinks the other person wants to fight. Look, cats are so unreasonable.

So, why... would she know?

the other side.

Xiaotuanzi was also stunned: Ah, ah? Why did I gesture subconsciously? Why did Tobirama-kun understand my gestures? Why did I understand the gestures that Tobirama-kun made back? Why???

Thinking like this, she subconsciously turned around and shouted: "Brother Ban." Then when the other person looked at her, she gestured again -

Go up and fuck him.

Uchiha Madara: "???" He raised his eyebrows, "Your hand is cramped?"

Tuanzi leader: "..." Confirmed, Brother Ban and I have no tacit understanding. So she silently made another gesture——

Stay quiet, fellow pigs.

Uchiha Madara frowned and said uncertainly: "Are you scolding me?"

Tuanzi leader: "..." At this time, you understand very well, Brother Ban.

What kind of magical attribute is this...

Xiaotuanzi turned around and lay helplessly on the window sill again, like a liquid cat whose body naturally dropped and "slid down". She didn't dare to look at the opposite side anymore, because if she looked more, she would have already moved to the other side.

Beside her, Brother Ban, who grabbed her collar with one hand to prevent her from accidentally falling, would definitely notice something unusual.

Not long after, with the sound of gongs and drums, the Horned Ox Festival officially began.

People in the Kingdom of Thunder do not pay attention to any sense of ceremony. If they say it starts, it really starts. So, a group of people began to light the firecrackers hanging on the tails of the cows. With the sound of "bang bang", a group of people were shocked.

The cow was in pain and rushed out along the street which was completely devoid of pedestrians.

Unless you are a particularly confident person, you will not choose to stop the bull for wrestling at the very beginning of the road, because the bull is the most frightened and violent at that time. If you are accidentally knocked down, you may be beaten by countless people.

The tragic fate of being trampled by cows one after another.

Not everyone is a tenacious Uzumaki clan...

Therefore, it can be said that a large number of people die on this festival every year.

However, this year, Cloud Hidden Village seems to have specially arranged ninja guards, so the safety factor has immediately improved a lot.

It was also a coincidence that a brave man who stood up happened to be standing downstairs in the teahouse where the two of them were. Xiao Tuanzi saw that this man very cleverly threw a big stone at a majestic bull from a distance. This stone

It just hit the cow's left eye, making a "bang" sound and a Newtonian sound of pain.

At the same time, the man took out a huge red cloth from somewhere, and while waving it, he raised his fingers at the cow that was looking at him——

"Come on, idiot!"

In fact, cows are color blind and have no sense of color. However, when they are angry, they will subconsciously rush towards objects that attract their attention and move left and right. Not to mention, this person just smashed its left eye.

"Moo————"

The bull roared and ran towards the "warrior" on the roadside. Although the latter seemed to have stopped the bull with conspiracy, he showed rare bravery at this time. After shouting "Well done", he

He threw away the red cloth in his hand, then opened his hands and grabbed the horns, and started wrestling with the bull in the street.

"Come on, come on!!!" The little dumpling upstairs looked very nervous and subconsciously clapped, then asked, "Brother Ban, who do you think will win?"

Uchiha Madara looked down and said, "Human." After a pause, he added, "This cow leg is pretty good."

Xiaotuanzi: "..." Brother Ban, is there something wrong with your xp... Ah? What is xp? There are strange words in my mind again...

Uchiha Madara didn't need to guess to know that this brat was probably thinking wildly again, so he raised his hand and pressed her head: "Hashirama, I like beef shank."

"ah?"

"Don't you want to buy beef for him? This one is good."

"...It's Brother Ban, do you want to buy it?" Xiaotuanzi muttered.

"I won't buy it. Whether you buy it or not is up to you." Uchiha Madara crossed his arms and said decisively.

at the same time--

Senju Tobirama narrowed his eyes slightly: This cow has good legs, especially the hind legs. It is strong and has tight muscles. If it is cut open, the texture will be quite beautiful.

Big brother will be very happy when he sees it.

after a while.

The "warrior" downstairs yelled "Hey", threw the cow on its side to the ground, then pressed it very decisively, and casually pulled out the big hammer hanging from his waist, hitting it with precision.

The cow was knocked unconscious by the ground, and then killed with a knife.

This is a relatively mild method of killing cattle - by knocking the cow unconscious first and then killing it, the cow will not feel too much pain, nor will it struggle so violently due to the pain that it will damage the meat.

At the same time, Xiaotuanzi shouted from above: "Hey! This brave uncle, can you sell us the cow legs?!"

This brave man is in his early twenties and looks like a typical native of the Kingdom of Thunder.

When someone calls someone uncle, it is obvious that he is shamelessly using transformation skills to deceive someone.

The young man in his twenties raised his head and looked at the little girl who was lying by the window looking down. After being stunned for a moment, he smiled with a mouthful of white teeth that contrasted clearly with his skin color, and agreed: "Okay!"

Qianju Tojian: "..."

He thought without any expression: Look, brother, what kind of friend did you teach? He didn't even let go of a cow's leg.

Then, start looking for other goals.

but……

What surprised him was...

Soon after.

Before he was about to leave the Kingdom of Thunder, Xiaotuanzi ran up to him, raised his hand and gave him a scroll, and said with a sweet smile: "Tobirama-kun, this is our gift to you and Brother Hashirama."

"You?" Senju Tobirama raised his eyebrows and said half-jokingly, "Honesty is very important as a human being." He didn't think Uchiha Madara would be so kind.

Then he heard the little girl pause and then change her words awkwardly——

"Okay, this is our gift to Brother Hashirama and you."

Qianju Tobirama understood immediately: Oh, he is just a sidekick, mainly for the eldest brother. Well, this makes sense.

It can be seen from this that this person in Senju Tobijian is quite self-aware.

He looked at the embarrassed and slightly uneasy little dumpling in front of him. After thinking for a while, he knelt down to look level with him and asked softly: "Are you leaving too?" You can guess that since he appeared here.

, then Uchiha Madara will definitely want to leave. Tsk, it’s like the weird feeling of “a cat that ran away from home but wants to avoid the younger brother of the former owner”, but give up, he is untamed for catching wild animals

The cat has no interest at all, but is a cute little milk cat, but...

"Yeah." The Dango leader nodded obediently, but did not reveal the next move of the two of them. He just said, "Well, goodbye, Tobirama-kun."

"Yeah." Qianju Tobirama nodded slightly, then stretched out a hand towards her and said half-jokingly, "Shake hands and say goodbye?"

After Xiaotuanzi was stunned for a moment, he quickly stretched out his hands and wiped them back and forth on his body, then grabbed the hand in front of him and shook it up and down with great respect: "Bye, bye, bye~"

Senju Tobirama: "???" What does "bye bye bye" mean? However, Xiaotuanzi's posture is really a bit like a lucky cat waving his hands up and down. Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing, and then stood up with a chuckle.

, withdrew his hand, "Well, see you next time, little girl." From the beginning to the end, he didn't want to call her "Hitomi" because this name really didn't look good to him, just like Uchiha

Madara himself has the same taste.

At the end, he glanced at Madara Uchiha, who was standing not far away with an unsightly expression, and casually rubbed Xiaotuanzi's head——

I ruined your cat; I still want to abduct your cat.

Uchiha Madara snorted: Tsk, you cunning guy, he runs pretty fast.

after a while.

Returning to Senju Tobirama in Konoha, he threw the scroll to his elder brother who was sitting on the corridor at home feeding the birds.

The latter held the scroll in confusion and asked subconsciously: "Tobirama, what is this?"

Senju Tobirama said angrily: "Someone asked me to deliver this gift to you."

"A gift?" Senju Hashirama, who was wearing a green striped kimono, tilted his head, then subconsciously raised the scroll and looked at it carefully, and then showed an expression of great surprise, "It seems to smell like Madara!"

Senju Tobirama: "..." So, how did you smell it? Is it because you have a stupid nose, brother, or because Uchiha Madara doesn't take a shower? Or, it's both.

Senju Hashirama decisively lifted the seal of the scroll, only to see a huge cow leg in front of him.

"Good legs!" He subconsciously praised, "It looks delicious at first glance." Then he realized, "Wait, this is a gift from Madara to me??? He remembered that I like to eat beef legs, so he bought them as a gift.

mine???"

Senju Tobirama looked at his eldest brother who was holding the cow's leg and gently stroking it while saying this, and felt that it was very painful to his eyes - and, eldest brother, please apologize to the laundryman at home. Also, he was very worried about his family.

The eldest brother would be like a child who got new shoes, wearing the shoes at night...no, sleeping with the calf in his arms.

……No.

He thought: My eldest brother is already this old, no matter what, he won’t be...right?

Then he saw his eldest brother asking himself seriously: "Tobirama, you have a ninjutsu formation that can preserve items for a long time, right?"

"...Yes, what's wrong?"

"I'm going to build an altar right away. You help me build a ninjutsu array on it, and then we put this corbel on it. Let's put this altar in my room." Senju Hashirama said seriously

said.

After Qianju Tobijian was silent for a while, he couldn't help complaining: "Do you want to put on incense every day?"

Senju Hashirama rubbed his chin: "It's not impossible..." This is the leg of cow that Madara gave him! It's very precious and commemorative! It's not an exaggeration to burn incense every day!

Senju Tobirama gave him a roll of his eyes, then stepped forward and "snatched" the leg of the cow away, then turned around and left.

"...Wait a minute, Tobirama, what are you going to do?"

"Make roast beef shank with rice."

Roast beef shank rice is his eldest brother's favorite way to eat it - a huge bowl filled with fragrant rice, then covered with grilled and sliced ​​beef shank, and topped with

Put some raw eggs and pour in the special sauce. Finally, the eldest brother stirs it himself and eats it.

"...Wait a minute, Tobirama, don't worry."

"Tobirama, at least leave a piece for me!"

"Tobirama, wait for me!!!"

…

After a while, Qianju Tobijian, who was being continuously harassed, said unbearably: "Noisy, brother, I'll leave the cowhide to you, okay?"

"That's okay!" Senju Hashirama agreed readily, and then left with his hands on his sleeves very happily.

Senju Tobirama stared at the back of his eldest brother who seemed to be flying in the next second, and shook his head helplessly. Just as he was about to handle the beef, he suddenly came to his senses——

He had originally made up his mind not to touch the corbel and let his elder brother do whatever he wanted.

Now...it has to be done.

Tsk, I was tricked by my elder brother again accidentally.

My eldest brother is really a man who is very good at tricking people.

but……

never mind.

Qianju Tobijian sighed slightly, and then slightly raised the corners of his mouth: No matter what, as long as the eldest brother is happy. As long as the eldest brother is happy, such small things really don't mean anything.

(Senju Hashirama: The beef shank given by Madara and Tobirama’s cooking skills = double the happiness!)

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