242, Ban: ran away from the village but found a little black cat 53(1/2)
("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
A few days later.
When Uchiha Madara was walking through the dense forest with his little girl (because they were the only two there, they did not use the transformation technique), he felt a familiar atmosphere. He stood still, frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice:
"come out."
The grass beside the road trembled.
The next second, a fat orange cat rolled out of the grass. Yes, it really rolled out. Then, it stopped on the other side of the road, with its legs in the air, and a small jiojio with white mangosteen in full bloom.
There was a slight movement in the air.
Immediately afterwards, a fat white cat rolled out of the grass...
Then, a fat cat with tiger stripes rolled out of the grass...
…
Just like dumplings, the cats rolled out of the grass on the roadside one after another, and then lined up in a row in front of Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Ozi, with their soft bellies facing upwards.
Only jiojio moved slightly, and there was a word on the belly of each one, which spelled out is——
Good afternoon Madara-sama!
Uchiha Madara's fingers trembled uncontrollably: "..." What are these guys doing?
The little girl standing next to him burst out laughing: "So cute!"
Ninja cats... Ninja cats are feeling miserable...
Madara-sama made it clear when he left Konoha before that he would not contact them again and did not want them to contact him again. Madara-sama is a man of his word, so it is difficult for them to appear in front of him rashly now.
Make sure he won't get angry because of this.
Therefore, the ninja cat clan sent out all the players who had been retired due to Uchiha Madara's secret golden snack dried fish, and the central idea highlighted one "fat cuteness" - animals like cats, once they get fat, their cuteness will decrease.
Multiply. And when they make up their minds to act cute, most cat owners simply cannot bear it.
Even if the cats lie down on their backs, their slightly convex little dujis are still trembling softly, and the four little jiojios are kicking, revealing perfect "mangosteens" one by one. The forest wind blows, and the hair on their bodies trembles slightly.
Then, everyone tilted their heads, looked at Madara Uchiha with their big round eyes, and said "meow"~
Uchiha Madara: "..."
The little girl supported him: "Brother Ban, calm down, calm down! Have you brought the quick-acting heart-saving pills?"
Uchiha Madara looked sideways at her speechlessly: "I've always been calm, don't talk nonsense."
The little girl looked sideways at someone: That tough-talking guy, his body was definitely trembling just now, absolutely!
As for whether there is or not, Uchiha Madara himself would not admit it anyway. After all, he is a mature and calm adult man.
Thinking of this, he asked: "Why are you here? Are you looking for me on purpose?"
The ninja cats collectively nodded obediently.
"...I should have said that I will not contact you again from now on. Your contractors are the group of people huddled in Konoha." Uchiha Madara said in a cold tone, "I have nothing to do with you anymore.
Already."
The ninja cats collectively lowered their ears in frustration - even though they had heard about this from the three-flowered leader, hearing it directly from him was still very shocking to the cats.
But the little girl turned her head and looked at the man beside her, thinking: In fact, Brother Ban... is still somewhat reluctant to let go. Deep down, if not, he could have made this decision decisively and unilaterally.
Cut off the contract. If he really did this, these cats would never be able to find him and they would not suddenly appear in front of him like they did today.
"What about... Madara-sama..." The orange cat that rolled out first turned over and squatted down, dragging its little Duji directly to the ground, and said with a cute face, "We are here today, on the one hand, for
I am sending a letter to you for someone else, and on the other hand, I want to see how you are doing lately."
"Letter?" Uchiha Madara was startled for a moment, then immediately responded, "From Hashirama?" As for how he was doing, "I'm doing very well."
"What's better?" The orange cat suddenly became tearful, raised its furry cat paw and began to wipe the tears, "Madara-sama, you have lost a lot of weight, meow, meow, meow, you are almost out of shape, meow, meow, you are so thin."
Woo!!!”
A group of ninja cats squatting down one after another began to cry together, and the atmosphere immediately became sad and sorrowful.
Uchiha Madara: "..."
Uchiha tape: "???" These cats...do they have a problem with their collective eyes? Madara is so thin and out of shape, and he seems to be fatter now than when they first met...No, he's just a little bit stronger.
Woolen cloth.
"...Okay." Uchiha Madara raised his hand. There is no doubt that he is very aware of his weight and body shape. All he can say about this is that he has gained muscle.
They are definitely not as fat as these overly greedy cats.
The ninja cats immediately stopped crying, and collectively looked at Uchiha Madara longingly, with "Please don't throw me away, nya" written all over their faces.
After Uchiha Madara was silent for a while, he asked: "Where is the letter?"
"Here!" The orange cat headed by the leader unscientifically took out a large stack of paper from under the belly of the fourth dimension. During the photo, the dust on the dense forest floor was flying.
Uchiha Madara's brows trembled slightly and he confirmed: "Is this a letter?"
Has he been away from the village for too long and unable to keep up with the times? Now Konoha calls something thicker than a book called a letter?
"Yes..." the orange cat said uncertainly, "Anyway, Lord Hashirama said it was."
"...I understand." Uchiha Madara nodded slightly, "The letter has been delivered, you can go." They... are not suitable to stay here for a long time. If someone with intentions finds out, it will cause another turmoil.
.It’s good for the Ninja Clan to just follow the people in Konoha. There is no need to get involved in any more disputes.
Orange cat: "..."
"how?"
All the cats raised their fluffy cat paws together.
The white cat named "Xiaobai" said aggrievedly: "Madara-sama, are you really not going to masturbate us?" For this meeting, they all took a bath specially and used valuable hair care agents.
Just so that Madara-sama can feel smooth and comfortable when masturbating. But in the end, you don’t even touch it?
The tabby cat named "Little Tiger" said very sadly: "Master Spot, do you have another cat outside?"
A certain little girl said: "Pfft!" and then silently looked at a certain Mr. Madara with the eyes of "Looking at a peerless scumbag" - Oh my, are the wild cats outside looking better?
Uchiha Madara glanced at her silently and thought: Hey, there is a cat outside, and it is so cute.
Thinking like this, he naturally stretched out his hand and rubbed her little head, then walked to the ninja cats and knelt down, picked up the thick stack of letter paper with his left hand, and said, "Thank you for your hard work.
"After that, he hesitated for a moment, and finally bit off the glove on his right hand, then held the glove in his mouth and touched the heads of these ninja cats one by one.
"Me me me!"
"I want more, I want more!"
"Madara-sama, touch me, touch me, you haven't touched me yet!"
"You've been rubbed twice, you cunning cat!"
…
A group of cats gathered in front of him, jumping up and down like meows vying for favor.
The little girl covered her chest: Cat! Cute cat! And Brother Spot with gloves in his mouth, awsl!
Uchiha Madara, after stroking the cats for a while, could be said to be gentle, retracted his hand, caught the glove that had fallen between his loose teeth, and placed it on the pile of letters, and then,
He took out a small cloth bag from his arms.
The cats’ big eyes suddenly lit up——
"Don't tell me!"
"Is it Xiaoyugan?"
“ohhhh—the long-lost golden snack!!!”
"Give it to me!"
"I want it too!"
…
Uchiha Madara chuckled softly, and hung the cloth bag around the neck of the leading orange cat: "Although I don't know what that guy Hashirama promised you, but this is my thank you gift here. Okay, let's go back.
, it’s okay, don’t come again.”
"Madara-sama!" the chubby orange cat said with a serious face, "We, the ninja cat clan, have sworn to our ancestors that we will never reveal your whereabouts to anyone. So... so..." It raised its paws and scratched.
He picked up the small cloth bag on his chest and said, "So Madara-sama, if you need anything, you can still call us at any time~ We are willing to serve you anytime and anywhere."
Uchiha Madara was silent.
A particularly clever Sanhua - the grandson of the leader of the Sanhua who became fat and retired because he couldn't live up to his trachea and couldn't keep his mouth shut, secretly glanced at the grandson who had been standing aside, with a face full of "Ah! I really want to touch it! But I didn't get permission."
It feels so impolite to just reach out! But I really want to touch it!" The girl raised her cat fist and covered her mouth and coughed: "Um...Madara-sama's companion - Miss Hitomi, you can also touch us, right?
Ouch!"
No human being can refuse the initiative of cats to do business!
To be continued...