("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Afterwards, the big black cat and the little black cat really left Yunyin Village, and all the way out of the border of the Kingdom of Thunder, headed towards the Kingdom of Water.

Their journey continued, and of course, during the process, a certain lady finally regained her "tuanzi state" and grew to 1.5 meters tall again, which was really gratifying and congratulatory.

In fact, she also tried to transform into a taller person, but a certain Mr. Madara was very opposed to this, and the reason for the objection was speechless——

“I’m so tall that it’s uncomfortable to hold.”

The little black cat retorted on the spot: "Does my height exist just to make it easier for you to hold me?!"

Mr. Madara retorted very reasonably: "Whether it is true or not, you are still a dwarf."

Little Black Cat: "..." This hurts her heart... She couldn't help but retorted, "Then you're not that tall, you're shorter than Brother Hashirama and Tobirama-kun!"

Then he was pressed down and turned into a puddle of cat cake - when can Brother Ban get rid of this bad habit of taking action even if he says nothing!!!

Regardless of this side or the other side...

Konoha.

After Senju Hashirama ate up the roast beef bibimbap lovingly provided by his good brother Madara and his brother Tobirama with a huge rice bowl, he decided to make a big news.

So, under the guidance of a certain Uchiha clan member who did not want to be named, he found the Uchiha clan's contract partner——

The Ninja Cat Clan.

This clan that has signed a contract with Uchiha has opened a custom weapons store in the Uchiha clan. The current owner of this weapons store is a calico cat holding a tobacco stick. Logically speaking, it should be able to transform.

It is in human form, but it is obvious that it is very satisfied with its cat status and does not want to become a human.

This cat is quite good-looking, and Senju Hashirama thinks that this is probably the legendary saying "I have been single for a long time, and I can look at a cat with delicate features." Of course, he just looks at it in pure admiration.

Moreover, he actually prefers Black Cat to Sanhua.

pity……

He looked around and saw that among the cats rolling around in the house, there were almost none that were completely black. It was a pity.

The large calico cat, which was as big as a seven or eight-year-old child and was sitting cross-legged, blew out a smoke ring, tapped the cigarette rod again, changed its posture to slump on a pile of pillows, and asked slowly: "First generation eye."

You came to our store, what's the matter?"

Senju Hashirama took out a cloth bag from his sleeve with a smile, stretched out his hand and handed it over: "A small gift is not a sign of respect."

"Crack!"

The cigarette rod in the calico cat's hand suddenly fell to the ground. Its eyes suddenly widened and its pupils suddenly became vertical: "This, this vague smell, is it!" It stretched out its paws and took the cloth bag.

, opened it and took a look, "Sure enough..." took a deep breath, and then slumped down softly.

A group of cats in the house also ran over and took a few big sips. Finally, they all collapsed.

Don't get me wrong.

Senju Hashirama definitely didn't come here to "put poison", he just tried every means to find some "excellent catnip" that is hard to find in the ninja world as a meeting gift. But...

He laughed dryly and looked at the cats who collapsed together in a moment, with dazed expressions and distracted eyes. Their four paws were kicking every now and then, and they meowed slightly from time to time. He thought to himself: Is this useful?

It's a bit too strong... It seems that next time we breed, we need to lower our standards a little.

Yes, he made these catnip himself. After all, he is a plant master who is proficient in wood escape.

...I just don’t know if it’s useful for humanoid cats.

Hey, he is definitely not talking about who he is, absolutely not!

After a long time, the calico cat slowly got up, tightened the cloth bag with trembling paws, and then carefully stuffed it into the kimono wrapped around it, while sucking the snot that flowed out unconsciously, and asked:

"Master Hashirama, how much do you want? Is it enough to find the most beautiful cat and pamper you for an hour every day?"

Senju Hashirama: "???" No...Does the Ninja Clan still do this kind of business?

Underground cat sucking trade?

Is this...need to be banned with a critical attitude?

There is no doubt that this three-flowered flower fell into a trance due to the overpower of the medicine, and it has not recovered yet.

Senju Hashirama rubbed his chin: "But you can't get the cat that I personally think is the most beautiful."

Sanhua gradually recovered and thought: "...Indeed."

Well, neither of them has any inner meaning, absolutely not!

"Ahem!" The calico cat coughed lightly, "Let's get back to the topic, Master Hashirama, what do you want to get from our ninja cat clan by giving this generous gift? I think you are interested in signing a contract with us.

It’s something you’re not interested in.”

Senju Hashirama smiled, but did not go around in circles and said very directly: "I would like to trouble you to send a letter to Madara for me."

The calico cat paused while smoking and replied: "Hashirama-sama, Madara-sama has completely cut off contact with our ninja clan since he left Konoha." At this point, it added with resentment, "

Madara-sama, when he abandoned the Konoha Uchiha clan, he also abandoned us." Since then, their clan has also completely lost the legendary "golden snack" - the dried fish made by Madara-sama himself.

"But," Senju Hashirama replied, "Madara has not completely severed the contract with you, right? Then theoretically, you can find him."

The calico cat was stunned for a moment - indeed, this is the theory. All members of their clan (including those unlucky guys who retired early because they were too fat) are also sincerely looking forward to another call from Master Madara. However,

In fact, they themselves know very well that the chance is slim. Because Madara-sama is a man who is both soft-hearted and hard-hearted. One day, he hugged them and played with them, but the next day he said he didn’t want them, and he didn’t want them anymore. Maybe he is hugging the wild cats outside now.

Woolen cloth.

But even so...

It knocked the cigarette pole and said firmly: "Master Hashirama, although Master Madara has abandoned us, we will not betray him. Therefore, no matter when and where we are, we will not look for Master Madara to tell others

The whereabouts of Madara-sama. This is not only my decision, but also the decision of all members of the Ninja Clan."

Although many people think that cats are cunning, willful, unscrupulous and heartless, they are not like this among the ninja clan. At least for Madara-sama, they will always remain sincere - completely different from some Uchiha.

"Please do not misunderstand." Senju Hashirama replied with a sincere expression, "I have no intention of wanting you to betray Madara, I just simply hope that you can help me send a letter to him."

"Now that things have happened," a sneer appeared on the calico cat's face, "What's the point of doing this anymore? Madara-sama, you will never come back again." There is no doubt that they have no doubts about Uchiha Madara's previous encounters.

It’s not that the group of ninja cats who “help relatives but not take care of others” don’t have opinions, but they really can’t interfere in human society.

"Madara has indeed left, and it is true that he will not come back for the time being." Senju Hashirama looked earnestly at the calico cat in front of him and said, "But it is too early to mention 'never coming back'. As long as I

Still here, just as you will never betray Madara, I will never give up on bringing Madara back."

The calico cat moved slightly.

Senju Hashirama is a man who sticks to his word, and he is also a generous, heroic and contagious man. Because of this, the words spoken from his mouth are always particularly convincing - and he can always

Do what you promise.

At the same time, he is also a man with accurate judgment. In fact, he knew about the fact that the Ninja Cat Clan could contact Madara, but he did not come to visit until now. The reason for this is just that

Because he clearly knew that if he did this rashly, not only would he not get a reply from Madara, but it would also make Madara determined to cut off the last link with Konoha.

So he can't.

And now, the time has come.

Senju Hashirama looked at the calico cat's wavering and continued: "And, in fact, Madara and I met not long ago."

"Oh?" the calico cat immediately asked eagerly, "How is Master Madara? Has he lost weight? He must be having a hard time outside..."

"Who says it isn't?" Senju Hashirama sighed, "Madara has lost a lot of weight. He feels almost out of shape, which is really worrying. However, he is in good condition, very... peaceful and...

She is full of energy and feels like she is growing up like Madara in her teenage years again."

(Senju Tobirama: Are you all so blind together?)

"Really?" The calico cat suddenly showed a happy expression, "That's really great!"

"So," Senju Hashirama raised his thumbs and said in a seductive tone, "Don't you want to see Madara like this again?" Then he increased the reward, "By the way, if Madara is willing to communicate with me regularly in the future,

I pay for every letter sent back and forth—two bags of catnip at a time, of that quality."

Calico cat: "..." Oh, damn it, is this man a devil...

And it knows very well in its heart that catnip of that quality can only be cultivated by the man in front of it - so, what kind of mood does this man have to do such a thing? The Hokage of the village, do something

What else is wrong... but it ends up "poisoning" their vast cat population? It's scary! It's super scary!

He and Madara-sama, who can make "golden snacks", are simply... the two evil spirits in the cat world.

but……

It silently glanced at the cloth bag in its arms, finally bit its teeth and made up its mind——

"I agree!"

At this point, Senju Hashirama began a journey of writing letters in deep contemplation.

During the rare daily leisure time between the two brothers, all Qianju Tobijian saw was the eldest brother holding his cheek with one hand and holding a brush in his mouth, muttering from time to time and then mentioning the pen and writing hard. He had only one thought about this——

Brother, are you the first time a child writes a love letter?

...No, he may not be as serious about writing love letters.

However, he did not object or stop this matter - after all, he also had his own plans. So Senju Tobirama just silently made some refreshing tea for his elder brother, and moved the inkstone further away on the table.

, lest the person drink ink when he is thirsty because he is too engrossed.

The big brother with a mouth dripping with ink all over his clothes...

Particularly unpopular with home laundry workers.

at last?

In the end, Senju Tobirama silently looked at the love letters compiled by his elder brother. They were about a hundred pages in length and were neatly stacked. The latter even drew a cover for the pile of things with his own pen. On the cover were two

The villain looks like the big brother and that guy when they were teenagers - so, big brother, you call this thing a letter? Please don't insult the word "letter", thank you.

"Tobirama, tell me," Senju Hashirama, who was completely unaware that he was being disliked, happily held the letter he had finally sorted out and asked, "Do you want me to bind it?"

Senju Tobirama couldn't help but complain: "Will Uchiha Madara feel more realistic, ritualistic and accomplished when he uses this as toilet paper?"

"...Tobirama, you are really too much."

"……hehe."

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