("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Will Madara Uchiha reply?

Maybe.

But at least, he had to wait until he read the letter from his friend first.

But the letter Senju Hashirama wrote was really too long, and it was full of long words of longing, such as "After you left, Madara, I often saw your face on the street."

"Shadow", what "Madara, the store you like to eat has changed its owner, I went there to eat once, and it actually tasted better. When you come back, we will eat some together", what "Madara, it was my first time since you left a few days ago.

I dreamed of you nineteen times, but this time we didn’t quarrel”…

After reading two pages, Madara Uchiha felt that his scalp was numb and his whole body was numb, so he could only decisively put it away and wait to read it again tomorrow - at this pace, he didn't know when he would be able to finish it.

In a sense, Senju Hashirama, who looked forward to a reply every day, might have tricked himself.

And just when the thousand-armed pillars were looking forward to the stars, the moon, and the reply...

Before you know it, the season has arrived in mid-April.

At this time, it is also the time when the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.

Even the busiest people would take a moment of leisure to enjoy the flowers. Not to mention travelers like Madara Uchiha and Ochiha Uchiha who have a lot of time.

When he discovered that the cherry blossoms were already in full bloom, the little black cat suggested——

"Brother Ban, Brother Ban, let's enjoy the flowers together~"

That's right, she still remembered the promise they made last year to "visit the flowers together in the coming year." If you make a promise, you must keep it. This is the way of tolerance of Ms. Obito!

Uchiha Madara said "Huh" to indicate that he heard it, but did not answer, as if he was not very interested in this matter.

However, the little black cat with invincible intuition felt that this was definitely not the case. She had a hunch that Brother Ban wanted to make a big news! This point came to her when she found Brother Ban "sneaking" out one day.

for further confirmation.

And on this night.

After the little girl came out of the bathroom after taking a bath, Uchiha Madara threw a scroll to her: "Put it on."

"Hey?" The little black cat tilted his head, stretched out his hands to catch the scroll, and asked with a confused look on his face, "What are you wearing?"

"See for yourself." Uchiha Madara said as he picked up his belongings and walked into the bathroom, leaving the room to the little black cat alone.

"..."

After being dazed for a moment, she knelt down on the ground and released the seal of the scroll, and then let out a "Wow" sound. For no other reason, the scroll actually contained a set of women's kimono in the color of Wakakusa, with the left shoulder, both sleeves and...

There are cherry blossom patterns on the hems, and the colors range from light white to light pink to dark pink to pink and purple. Just a cursory look shows that there are seventeen or eight kinds of cherry blossoms with different colors and shapes. The light pink belt style is half scarf.

The belt has a pattern called "Cherry Handle" on it.

"It's so beautiful..." She murmured, and then suddenly realized something.

So...

When Uchiha Madara walked out of the bathroom after bathing, he saw a "beautiful cat" who had changed into a kimono and was sitting on the ground obediently. He looked her up and down and felt that he was sure about the size.

Very precise, this suit fits just right.

Probably to match this kimono, the little girl also deliberately tied up her black hair, and then put on the silk flower made of the same color silk that comes with the kimono - inserted sideways in the left bun, look.

It looks very cute.

"How is it? How is it?" The little girl, who was so happy because she was wearing beautiful new clothes, raised her hands towards the man in front of her and moved them up and down. Her wide sleeves trembled and the cherry blossoms scattered on her clothes suddenly seemed real.

Falling, "Does it look good? Brother Ban."

"It's okay." Uchiha Madara replied.

"...If it looks good, it looks good. If it doesn't look good, it doesn't look good. What do you mean it's okay!" The little black cat made up his mind to take out a compliment from someone.

Madara Uchiha put on a men's kimono with blue and black colors in front of the little black cat without any shame. While tying his belt, he replied casually: "It's not ugly, but it's still far from good-looking."

.”

"...Brother Ban, can't you just praise me?" Angry.

Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows: "Kid, you have to be honest."

"..."

good!

gas!!

ah!!!

Uchiha Madara, who quickly got dressed, looked at his swollen little black cat and couldn't help but smile. He walked over quickly, knelt down on one knee in front of her, and pinched her soft, pink and tender body.

cheeks, and asked with a low smile: "Are you angry?"

"No!" The little black cat gave him a blank look.

Uchiha Madara thought: Oh, I’m angry.

You are really getting stingy, this little brat.

With this in mind, he casually took out a small gold-plated shell box that had been put in in advance from the sleeve of his new kimono, opened it with a snap, and saw that what was inside was...

A box of lipstick.

It exudes the fragrance of cherry blossoms.

He dipped some with his little finger, and then carefully applied it on the lips of the person in front of him. He looked at it carefully for a moment and said with satisfaction: "This way, it's not 'okay', but 'good-looking'

.”

"Really?" The little black cat tilted his head, then took out a mirror from somewhere, and took a serious look at his face. After a moment, he sighed with emotion, "Wow...Brother Ban...who gave it to me?"

For your courage, you actually chose the 'Death Barbie Pink' for me, but it's also because of my good looks that I can't stand it."

Uchiha Madara frowned: What is Death Barbie powder?

However, he also vaguely understood that the little girl was not satisfied with the lipstick color he chose - but the shop owner also said that this is the most popular color this season, right? Besides, the cute girl matches the cute pink color

, is there any problem? Isn’t it quite suitable?

Uchiha Madara, a man who is too straight, even if he buys lipstick, he will give priority to soft pink...

"You don't like it?" He suddenly felt slightly unhappy.

There is no doubt that this man is straightforward and naive in this regard. When he gives a gift, he hopes that the other party will recognize and be happy when he receives it. But if not...

"Let's go buy something else."

Just choose to send it again until the other party is satisfied.

"No need." The little black cat grabbed the big black cat's sleeve and said with a smile, "I like it very much~ Although this color is a little bit unusual, it is good to use it occasionally."

"Are you serious?" the big black cat confirmed.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." The little black cat nodded repeatedly, and added, "Besides, I can't see it myself. The only person who can see it is Brother Ban. Does Brother Ban think the color of this lipstick is suitable for me?"

"Tilted his head and looked.

Madara Uchiha held the little girl's chin, looked at it carefully for a moment, and nodded solemnly: "I think it's good." Then, he wiped off the right upper lip of her lip, where it accidentally came out when he was just applying it.

A little bit of lipstick, he lowered his head and sniffed like a big cat, and then said uncertainly, "Such a fragrant smell, right next to my nose, really won't be uncomfortable?"

Little girl: "..." Brother Ban, you are really weird about straight men. Then, a bad idea suddenly came into her mind, so she stretched out her little finger to pick at the lipstick box, and clicked directly on the man in front of her.

on the nose, "Hey~"

Uchiha Madara, who turned into a pink-nosed man: "..."

"Hahahahahaha!" The little black cat immediately covered his stomach and fell to the ground laughing, "Help! Brother Ban, you are so funny!!!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

After a moment of silence, he skillfully held down an overly naughty little black cat and pressed one knee on her belly, making the latter unable to move. Then, he held her belly with one hand.

Put your hands on the floor above your head, lean down, get close to your face, and then...

Use lipstick to draw six mustaches on her face.

Little girl: "..." Brother Ban, you are really too naive...

So after that, the two of them washed their faces together.

The little girl picked up the fragrant facial cream and applied it on her face, but accidentally applied too much on the second application, so she silently extended her "sinful hands" to the person in front of her: "Brother Ban, lend me your face."

Down."

"...If you dig too much, find a piece of cloth and wipe it off." The big black cat, who disliked the smell that was too strong for his nose, moved aside and refused to put this thing on his face - the men of the Uchiha family are naturally beautiful, even if they never use this kind of thing, their skin

It's so good that he doesn't look like a ninja who is exposed to the sun every day.

In theory, the women in their family should be the same, so he couldn't quite understand the little black cat's persistence in this.

Of course, since she wants it, he will buy it for her no matter what.

In short, as long as she is happy.

"What a waste!" The little black cat, who was quite frugal except that he spent a lot of money on food, finally put his hand full of fragrant cream on the big black cat's face, and then there was a burst of

Rubbing it randomly and not very gently is completely different from treating your own face.

Mr. Ban: "..."

After smearing the other person's face, she grabbed Uchiha Madara's two big hands and rubbed them back and forth - they both applied hand cream together.

"Done~" She slid her fingers between the big black cat's fingers, finding it quite interesting.

The big black cat closed the gap between its claws, clamped the little black cat's claws, and made a cross-digital gesture, then commented in a very straight man's voice: "If you throw the kunai now, it will be easy to get rid of it." Because the hand is too slippery.

"...You can put on your gloves." The little black cat suggested seriously while applying lipstick again.

Uchiha Madara thought for a moment and nodded in agreement: "It makes sense." Then he turned around seriously and found his leather gloves, and hung the ninja bag on the back of his waist.

After he was done, he sealed the remaining items that he didn't want to leave in the unmanned hotel room, and opened his arms to his little girl: "Kid, come here."

The latter walked over obediently and was hugged.

The little girl being hugged by the princess asked with a puzzled look on her face: "Brother Ban, what are we going to do at night, dressed like this?"

"Keep it secret." Uchiha Madara said this while holding the little girl and jumping out of the window under the moonlight. Her wide sleeves and his long hair swayed slightly in the night wind.

The little black cat blinked, turned its head and buried its face in the big black cat's arms, resisting the urge to snicker: Brother Ban wants to take her to enjoy the flowers, right? It's so mysterious, but it's actually been a long time ago

Exposed~ However, he is very face-conscious and sometimes very childish. If you expose it in front of your face, he will be disappointed and depressed. He may even say "It's not such a thing at all", then lift up the quilt and start to groan angrily.

Sleep. So~just pretend you don’t know~

And a certain big black cat showed a proud expression on his face: Humph, this kid will never guess what surprise he has prepared.

In the end, Uchiha Madara landed on a cliff with his little girl in his arms——

There is no other advantage here except that there is a cherry blossom tree growing on the cliff. Its lush branches are graceful in the night wind. From a distance, the blooming cherry blossoms shrouded in the moonlight look like a whole pink cloud.

"Wow……"

Perhaps because it is so inaccessible, this tree is extremely prosperous and has thousands of flowers in bloom.

When the little girl opened her mouth and sighed, a gust of night wind happened to blow. Therefore, countless cherry blossom petals flew in, solidly "pasting" her face, and a few petals were playfully "hidden" in her mouth.

"...Bah, bah, bah!" She spit them out subconsciously - the cherry blossoms are beautiful, but they are not delicious.

Uchiha Madara couldn't help laughing. After putting her down, he held her chin and shook it from side to side: "Kid, you are not very elegant like this." How can you "bah bah bah" when admiring flowers?

The little girl raised her head and showed him a bright smile, then suddenly raised her hand and pointed to the right: "Brother Ban, look!"

Uchiha Madara subconsciously looked sideways.

Just at this moment, another gust of wind from the cliff hit.

The flower branches trembled back and forth, and countless cherry blossoms flew in.

A certain little black cat raised his hand, grabbed the big black cat's chin and pulled it down slightly.

Uchiha Madara: "...Bah!"

Yes, he also had a cherry blossom entrance.

The little girl folded her arms and said seriously: "Brother Ban, you are not very elegant like this."

Uchiha Madara: "..." This kid is really becoming more and more cautious.

Learned it from him?

No, he doesn't have such bad habits.

A certain person felt that he was a broad-minded man, so naturally he would not be angry because of such a thing, so he just took out a thin pad from the scroll he carried with him, unfolded it and threw it on the ground under the cherry blossom tree, and then pointed at the little black cat.

He raised his chin and said, "Sit down."

"Ouch~" The little black cat scampered to the mat, took off his shoes and stepped on it to sit down.

As soon as she stepped on it, she frowned slightly. There was no other reason. It was probably because few people came to enjoy the flowers. The land under the cherry blossom tree seemed flat, but in fact, when she walked up, she found that there were many hidden flowers.

The rocks underneath are protruding, making it uncomfortable to step on or sit on.

"What's wrong?" Uchiha Madara asked with raised eyebrows.

"No, it's nothing." The little girl shook her head, knelt down with a smile, and rolled back and forth on the mat as if nothing happened. "I just feel so happy!" Then she got up and found a place with a very clear mind.

Kneeling down, he patted the open space next to him and said, "Brother Ban, come and sit here!"

The only clearing in the whole place that she was photographing had no rocks underneath, so it would be relatively comfortable to sit on it.

She guessed that although Brother Ban had already made plans to take her to a good place to enjoy the flowers, he had not chosen a place until he came to the area and saw this cherry blossom tree growing on the cliff.

, so he happily brought her along at night. Because he had great confidence in his strength, he never doubted that they could come up, so he didn't do much on-the-spot investigation before such a small problem occurred.

In previous years, when Brother Ban was admiring flowers, he definitely didn't need to think about this kind of problem, right?

There will be a reliable younger brother to help him take care of everything. Or, there is no need for the younger brother to do it himself. He only needs to say "I want to enjoy the flowers wherever I want", and there will be countless tribesmen willing to help him take care of everything.

However, now everything has to be done by oneself.

When he realized this, the little black cat suddenly felt a trace of love for the big black cat in his heart - Hey, hey, Brother Spot is now a solitary big cat.

This sudden affection made her take the initiative to go over to the big black cat after he sat down, stretched out her hands and hugged his "big head", and then gently rubbed it back and forth - Yo West Yo West, you have done a lot

Okay, Brother Ban.

Uchiha Madara: "?" he asked in confusion, "What disease have you got, little brat?"

"Well," the little girl replied uncertainly, "is the old mother sick?"

Uchiha Madara: "..." Is this kid taking advantage of him? But... Rua people are very comfortable... If this kid becomes a mother in the future, her children will be very happy.

It's just... Tsk, why is this thought so unpleasant?

The big black cat couldn't figure it out and was too lazy to continue thinking. So he continued to lift the seal and took out the wine, meals, snacks, fruits and sweet juice specially prepared for the little black cat. Hmm.

?Why are there grilled squid, octopus balls and other snacks... He didn't order this in advance. It was probably given to them by the people in the kitchen, probably because he told them in advance to make "cherry blossom viewing meals".

Okay, kittens love to eat fish.

"Wow, grilled squid!" The little black cat picked up the small wooden stick with squid on it, raised it happily and brought it to his mouth. He took a bite and commented, "This sauce is smeared on it.

The juice tastes good.”

The Uchiha nodded: "Really?" But he was thinking secretly in his heart. It seems that he can give those people a little extra tip when he returns.

"Brother Ban, do you want to try it?" She raised the squid and brought it to his mouth.

Uchiha Madara looked down at the squid and said from his soul: "Kid, your lipstick has faded on the squid. It looks weird." That's right, where the little girl bit her, the squid meat showed "Death Barbie Pink"

"The effect. It has to be said that when this type of food is paired with this color, it immediately creates an unappetizing effect.

"...Brother Ban, you bought the lipstick, right?" The little girl was speechless and choked, "Don't you know in advance whether the lipstick will fade or not?"

Uchiha Madara replied very confidently: "I haven't tried it, so how can I know?"

"..." What should I do? It makes sense. But why does it ruin the atmosphere so much?

She replied weakly: "Brother Ban, I didn't let you bite the place where I ate. You can bite somewhere else. The squid is so big!"

Uchiha Madara thought for a while, and finally bit the place where the little girl had eaten, taking away the squid meat stained with pink lipstick. While eating, he commented: "It has a bit of floral flavor and powdery smell, and the squid itself

It doesn’t quite match.”

"...Oh." Someone had a fish-eye, and then continued to eat squid, making up her mind that the skewer in her hand would never be eaten by the guy next to her. She could eat it alone!

Uchiha Madara poured some wine into his wine cup, looked down at the wine that instantly fell into a few pink petals, and suddenly remembered something, something a long time ago - at that time, he was still

A young man of twelve or thirteen years old who has not yet become the clan leader. Some ninjas in the clan did not deliberately avoid him when discussing certain things, or, with a bit of joking mentality, deliberately told him.

At that time, the group of people discussed what the most delicious food was. After a discussion, no result was reached. Finally, one of them said -

"I think the most delicious thing is the lipstick on a woman's mouth."

Then the group of people collectively laughed "Hey hey hey~" and seemed to have reached a consensus on this.

At that time, he was sorting out his ninja tools and looked at those people silently, his heart full of contempt - he usually behaved very seriously and coldly in front of outsiders, but after drinking a little bit of wine, he couldn't act properly when they got together.

Say such obscene things.

One of the ninjas who noticed his eyes said with a smile: "In a few years, Master Madara, you will understand."

He thought at that time: No, I don’t need to understand this.

Then, he really didn't understand. Because no matter how embarrassed he was, he was not so miserable that he needed to eat that thing to satisfy his hunger.

Almost twenty years have passed in a flash.

He suddenly became curious: Is that thing really so delicious?

Thinking like this, he silently looked at the little girl who was eating grilled squid - of course, the sound actually did not exist, because she made almost no sound when she was eating, but her eating posture was a bit too loud.

She was so cute, so every time I saw her, all kinds of cute "phantom sounds" seemed to ring in her mind. Closer to home, she was eating happily and focused, and then she slightly raised her little head and her big round eyes.

It is full of smiles and reflects the colorful and beautiful cherry blossoms.

It was obvious that she was enjoying this moment.

Uchiha Madara immediately felt that his "painstaking efforts" had been rewarded correspondingly or even more. Although there were thousands of places where you could enjoy cherry blossoms this season, he did not want to take her to places where others had been -

Since his kitten is unique, it stands to reason that she should be able to see unique cherry blossoms.

It's very good here.

The steep cliffs ensure that it is inaccessible to tourists.

Therefore, this is a cherry blossom tree that only belongs to Kitty Cat.

...Next year, bring her here again, no, you can do this every year from now on.

Hmm, no, I really wanted to get distracted a little bit. What he was originally thinking about was...

Madara Uchiha's eyes fell on the little girl's mouth, and he saw that the pink lipstick on her lips had almost fallen off. At the same time, he reapplied the "squid sauce lipstick", but it was obvious that the person who applied it was a little careless.

Passed, even the corners of both sides of the mouth were applied.

On the light pink background, pink and tan are intertwined, which is not surprising, but has a subtle allure - well, it makes people move their index fingers?

The same color scheme, why does it look weird when placed on grilled squid, but looks so good when placed on a little girl’s mouth, making people want to take a bite?

This is a good question.

Mr. Madara has always been a super-straight-ball type man who "solves problems when they arise", so he leaned over slightly, stretched out his hand and pinched the little black cat's chin, and observed it more carefully -

Well, I really want to try it.

Then try it.

It is quite logical for a man who is too loyal to his own body to think so.

The little girl: "???" tilted her head and continued to eat the squid.

Madara Uchiha narrowed his eyes slightly, pinched her chin with his hand, and slid his index finger up slightly, stroking her cheeks that were too soft and pink, and were slightly bulging with the chewing action at the moment.

The little girl: "...Brother Ban?" She looked at the man who slowly approached his face in bewilderment, and made a puzzled voice, "What are you doing?" Could it be that...

She raised the grilled squid in her hand and said, "Do you want to eat this?"

Uchiha Madara, who was only separated from the little girl by a squid, used his other hand to pull away the wooden stick with the squid on it, tilted his head slightly, opened his lips slightly, and poked out the tip of his tongue. The first target was...

The sauce on the corner of the little girl's mouth.

When it comes to enjoying delicious food, you really have to start from the outside in and then taste the most delicious part last.

The man's hot breath sprayed on the young girl's face.

The next second...

A black sphere suddenly appeared in mid-air in the distance.

Uchiha Madara, who almost immediately sensed the danger, glanced out of the corner of his eye, let out an unpleasant "tsk", and then immediately left with the little girl in his arms who also noticed the black ball.

After a while.

Uchiha Madara, who landed on a cliff not far away, found with an ugly face——

The cherry blossom tree he specially selected for Kitty Cat, along with the cliff, and the "outing items" he specially brought there, were all gone.

Destroyed by the black energy bomb fired from a distance.

——Oh, die.

at the same time.

Kyuubi, who was fighting fiercely with two ninjas in the distance, shuddered silently: Huh? What happened to it? Why is it suddenly feeling palpitating... But the two people in front of it are not particularly strong. Damn it, the tailed beast jade just smashed

It's crooked, but there is a cliff over there, so it should be fine. If there are still humans affected at this point, they can only blame themselves for their bad luck. Running there in the middle of the night must be wrong with their brains!

The author has something to say: Everything is done in 12 draws, and three updates will be added as scheduled, which means today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow at 6 o'clock are all two-in-one chapters~Thank you for your European energy, Wuhu~

ps, Kyuubi, even if you die, you will definitely not be wronged [Kyuubi: ??????

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2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
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