("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Here, special explanation is needed——
Uchiha Sasuke is a brother-controller.
Well, although the relationship between the two seems to be unilaterally controlled by Uchiha Itachi, in fact, it is not like this. The brothers of the Uchiha family have always controlled each other. This is something that Cat Mom often complains about,
She is very lucky that her husband, Cat Dad, has no brothers. In her words, "I don't want to wake up and find that there is someone else on the bed, and it is my husband's brother. Then, I am not cheating on someone, but I am suspected of being cheated on." Although
This statement is slightly biased, but the closeness between the Uchiha brothers can be seen from this.
For this reason, the cat mother never regarded Shisui and the other three as "candidates for son-in-law", because... they are brothers! Brothers of Uchiha! At first glance, they are not normal!
Of course, the three of them did not know about this. Moreover, Cat Mother herself is also a very kind elder, and she treats these juniors with great care every day - in short, as long as they don't take action against her daughter, then everyone will
Good relative~
Back to business.
The current "slightly stiff relationship" between brothers Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke is entirely caused by the latter. The reason is just...
Brother is so outstanding,
My younger brother has been chasing him since he was a child, but even now he still can't catch up.
On this point, the two brothers have completely different views.
Uchiha Itachi believed that as the eldest son, he had the responsibility and obligation to respond to the expectations of his parents, especially his father, and to shoulder the "heavy burden" of the family. As long as he shouldered everything, Sasuke could live freely as he wished.
Sasuke Uchiha, on the other hand, has regarded his brother as his idol since he was a child, and he has followed his example in everything. He has been chasing Itachi's back at all times. However, his brother walked too fast and too far, and never stopped for a moment.
he.
After going back and forth, he got into trouble.
If the weasel says east, he will go west;
Itachi said before, but he insisted on going back;
When Itachi was troubled, he became subtly happy with a bit of mischief.
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke actually enjoys the way his brother is troubled by his "rebellion". Of course, he will never say this.
At the same time, he has a very strong "competition" mentality towards Uchiha Shisui.
This kind of competitive mentality is different from the one towards his own brother. The reason is probably - why do you damn curly hair always cling to my brother? That's mine, mine, mine!!!
And this mentality reached its peak at the moment when Uchiha Itachi happily moved into Uchiha Shisui's house upon invitation.
These two idiots thought why he chose the same university and the same major! Even if he couldn’t live in the same dormitory with his brother, at least in the same dormitory building? As a result, he moved away???
grass!!!
However, Uchiha Shisui didn't invite him. Of course, even if he was invited, he wouldn't come. Huh, who cares? He's not as naive as his brother!
However, it was precisely because he lived in the university dormitory that he met his current best friend, Uzumaki Naruto. Well, it was just the latter who stalked him, and he had no choice but to spend the whole day with him.
The other person is not very happy to hang out with him...well, he is not that familiar with him.
But now, Uchiha Sasuke seemed to have found evidence that Uchiha Zhiguo was really up to no good, so he rushed forward with his fists raised.
"...Sasuke, calm down." Uchiha Itachi raised his hand and caught his brother's fist.
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." His angry expression collapsed instantly, "Brother, before you say such things, please take off your lingerie first!!!!"
Uchiha Itachi: "..." He grasped the key point in a second, "Sasuke, why do you know women's underwear?"
"...Do you think I'm an idiot??? I'm eighteen years old, not eight!!!"
Uchiha Itachi's face suddenly showed an expression of relief and a little loss: "Sasuke, you have grown up..."
"...Is this the point?!" Uchiha Sasuke was almost furious, and then shouted directly to Uchiha Shisui, "You are the bastard! You tricked my brother and coaxed him into wearing various clothes.
Wear all kinds of weird clothes and do all kinds of outrageous things!"
Uchiha Shisui was silent for a while, and couldn't help but complain: "Sasuke, you are quite knowledgeable, who did you learn it from?"
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." With Uzumaki Naruto, that guy has a lot of "learning materials" in this area. He said it was given by an elder named "Jiraiya". Thanks to this, his dreams also changed.
The content is extraordinarily rich, no, that’s not the point at all!
His eyes suddenly became even redder with anger.
Not only for Uchiha Shisui's airy attitude, but also for his brother's calmness.
"Okay, okay, Sasuke, calm down." Uchiha Shisui held his forehead, "Give us a chance to explain first." He said seriously, "Think about it carefully, are Little Itachi and I such people?
?”
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." After being silent for a while, he snorted coldly, "Brother, it's definitely not the case. It's hard for you to say!"
Uchiha Shisui: "..."
So, explain ing.
"Second blind date with the same person?" Uchiha Sasuke sat down on the sofa, picked up an apple on the coffee table, and tossed it up and down, "So, you plan to follow him?"
"That's right." Uchiha Itachi explained, "I took the initiative to propose women's clothing, because Shisui-san and I are too conspicuous in appearance. If we want to have a good disguise, we must break the fixed impression."
"...Okay." Uchiha Sasuke reluctantly accepted this explanation. At the same time, he was actually scratching his head and wanted to know who that "super wanton woman" was going to date this time, so he asked
My brother raised his chin and said, "Brother, please continue to wear women's underwear."
Uchiha Itachi: "..."
Uchiha Shisui held his forehead, thinking that the little weasel had such a good temper. If it were him, he would probably have thrown this naughty cat out by the scruff of its neck.
However, Uchiha Itachi himself is quite calm, maybe because he is used to it. However, since he took the initiative to dress up as a woman, he has always been calm, and seems to attribute everything to a "reasonable sacrifice". Therefore, even among the other two,
Under his gaze, he very calmly put on his clothes again, then sat in front of the mirror at the table and began to put on makeup meticulously.
His facial features were originally exquisite, but with just a few modifications, his appearance immediately jumped from the "male" side to the "female" side. Especially...
After he covered the two conspicuous "grooves" and pulled the hair on the back of his head...
"Mom, mom?!" Uchiha Sasuke jumped to his feet.
Uchiha Shisui couldn't help but exclaimed: "Itachi... you really look like Aunt Mikoto."
To be honest, the two brothers Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are actually more like their mothers than their fathers. However, Itachi has a calm temperament while Sasuke has a sharp temperament. Therefore, after the former dressed up a little bit, he said "Uchiha"
Pomeranian No. 2" is not an exaggeration at all.
"It looks like this..." Uchiha Shisui rubbed his chin, "Although it's a little rude to say this, the part that Uncle Fugaku passed on to you, little Itachi, has completely affected your original appearance."
After Uchiha Itachi was silent for a while, he said softly: "It's great that Sasuke is not like his father."
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." You two apologize to my dad! What nonsense are you telling the truth!!!
"However, she looks too much like Aunt Mikoto." Uchiha Shisui frowned slightly, "In this case, maybe it will attract the attention of Sister Obito..."
"It's okay." Uchiha Itachi calmly picked up the curling iron from the side that had been preheated while putting on makeup, "I'll just perm my hair a little and curl it."
Uchiha Shisui: "...wonderful!"
As expected of a little weasel, he is really flawless!
after all……
The way Obi-san identifies others is sometimes really hard to complain about. In addition, the Uchiha tribe members originally have similar appearances. For her, the equation "Auntie Mikoto with curly hair is not Auntie Mikoto" may really hold true...
…
In addition, although Little Itachi looks like Aunt Mikoto, she is indeed much younger. Well, I didn't mean to say that the latter is old. It's just that it is naturally impossible for Little Itachi who is still very young to have the uniqueness that only mature women have.
Charming.
Soon, Uchiha Itachi figured it out. Wearing a black high-collar dress, he straightened his big waves a little and asked: "How is it?"
Uchiha Shisui applauded subconsciously: "Great."
Uchiha Sasuke subconsciously clapped along, then he clapped and quickly stopped, turned his head and said "tsk", but from time to time he peeked out of the corner of his eye - Brother, you really look like your mother... Now it looks like
It's like having an extra sister...
"Then we'll be out in a while." Uchiha Shisui looked at the time.
"Yes." Uchiha Itachi nodded, then turned to his brother and said, "Sasuke, to sum up, we will be back very late tonight, and you need to make dinner by yourself."
"...Ha?!" Uchiha Sasuke was immediately angry, "You didn't take me with you???" He was also very concerned about who that guy was dating!!!
Uchiha Shisui: "..."
Uchiha Itachi: "..."
After the two were silent for a while, Uchiha Shisui explained: "Sasuke... If I take you with me, the disguise that your brother and I have worked so hard for will be meaningless."
Uchiha Itachi nodded slightly: "That's right, I'm sorry, Sasuke."
"Then I've disguised myself!" Uchiha Sasuke thought to himself, "These two people will never leave me alone." Then, he casually picked up a curly wig and buttoned it on his head, "As long as no one comes out.
That’s it, right?”
Uchiha Shisui endured it again and again, and finally couldn't help complaining: "Aren't you just the curly-haired Sasuke? Where is the disguise? Moreover, your temperament is too special, it is difficult to handle." This is not a joke, Sasuke's
His temperament is indeed very special. How should I put it? Just standing there is like an unsheathed sword, so sharp and dazzling that it is naturally eye-catching.
"Then what do you think we should do?" Uchiha Sasuke snorted. Anyway, these two people would not want to leave him.
Uchiha Shisui blinked, and a "little devil-like thought" suddenly came to his mind: "Unless you also dress as a woman."
Sasuke Uchiha:"???"
Uchiha Itachi: "..."
The author has something to say: Sasuke:???【Confusion in the world】
But, to be honest, Sasuke’s cross-dressing will be the ultimate [doge]
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!