("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
After a moment of silence, a guy who was worried about the world being in chaos sighed sincerely——
[Disqualified in the world: Miss Shenwei, you are worthy of being so.]
Osamu Dazai’s sweet smile: He can always do things beyond expectations~
Uchiha tape:???
Is it an illusion? I always feel like this guy is blackmailing her...
[Earth Blast Star:...Um, should I say "congratulations" at this time? 】
[Shenwei: It’s not really about falling in love, it’s just about satisfying curiosity and collecting materials. No need to congratulate me. 】
[Silver Thunder Fang:...]
Hatake Kakashi almost vomited a mouthful of blood.
God finds a virtual boyfriend to fall in love with online, but in real life, even his status on the Internet will be usurped?!
When he felt jealous and angry in his heart, his smart little head became a little confused, so his actions preceded his consciousness, and he went up with just one sentence - "Crack!"
[Silver Lei Ya: Oh, speaking of which, I just want to try online dating recently, so why not take a virtual girlfriend and experience it. 】
[Shenwei:...]
[Earth Explosion Star:...]
【Disqualification in the human world: Oh~】
Hatake Kakashi: "..." Oops! Why did he say such a sentence? However, the text in the game is obviously irreversible.
So he could only bang the table with an annoyed look on his face, and at the same time...
Waiting expectantly for someone's reply.
After a while...
[Shenwei: In this case, I wish you good luck. 】
Hatake Kakashi: "..."
[Disqualified in the world: Otherwise, I’ll find someone to play with~]
[Earth Explosion Star: Then should I...]
Being gregarious is very important...right?
[Kamiwei:...Didn’t you just say that you want to get along well with your blind date? This is scumbag behavior!]
[Earth Blast Star: I’m sorry!!!!!!]
Uchiha belt: "..."
She felt as if she saw a hamster lying on the ground trying to apologize... It was so embarrassing, not for Diba Tianxingjun, but for herself. How could she vent her anger on him just because she suddenly felt unhappy?
As for me, this is too much.
So she quickly said——
[Shenwei: No need to do this, Lord Earthblast Tianxing, that’s not what I meant. 】
[Shenwei: I just feel that since I already have a suitable partner, it’s better to just focus on it wholeheartedly. 】
[Shenwei: Of course, this is just my personal opinion. Just do what you like, Earth Blast Star-kun. 】
[Earth Blast Star:...No, what I just said was too hasty.]
[Earth Blast Star: And virtual girlfriends are not suitable for me either.]
[Earth Blast Star: Compared to me, Silver Thunder Fang-kun should be more suitable. Although I haven’t actually seen him in real life, he does give people a very handsome feeling.]
Hatake Kakashi: "..." Good guy, you are such a good guy. I have given you a lot of advice during these days, but you, the blind date, went on a successful date and you tricked me back?
Tsk, it’s true that people’s hearts are so evil in the declining world.
But he also knew that now was not the time to care about these things, and it was important to explain as soon as possible. However, just when he was about to type and say "I was just joking", he saw...
[Shenwei: It’s getting late. I have a date with my virtual boyfriend tomorrow morning, so I’ll go to bed first. 】
[Shenwei: After all, I have a whole day of date tomorrow, I’m not sure if I can get there, so I’d like to say hello in advance~]
【Shenwei: Good night!】
Then the people disappeared.
Kakashi Hatake: "..." He silently raised his head and glanced at the sun outside the window. Kamui was the same as him, so why did he say "good night"? It was only the afternoon now...
After exiting the game.
The Uchiha raised his hand to turn off the computer display, and then——
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
While screaming like a marmot, he threw himself on his bed and "rolled angrily" while holding the big white dog stuffed on it.
After rolling for a while, she jumped to her feet, viciously threw the doll in her hand on the bed, raised her feet and "stamped like crazy" on it.
"Baga, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Then he fell over and rolled back and forth on the bed again.
No doubt she was angry.
However, she has had a good temper since she was a child. When she is angry, she will basically roll around on the bed by herself like now. She will not curse or hit people or throw things.
After struggling for a while, Uchiha Oichi held the big white dog doll in his arms, panting and lying on his back on his bed, staring at the ceiling blankly, feeling a little confused.
Because this anger came out of the blue...
Even until now, she didn't understand why she was so angry just now. But she was really angry...
She once again hugged the big dog doll and "rolled over in death".
so……
Why are you so angry? You are so angry that you even want to quit the game! There is definitely something wrong...
After that, she did not climb up to the game again because she was not in the mood at all. Thanks to this, she barely ate a few bites of dinner, which shocked the cat parents because they were familiar with their cubs - no matter
Even if something big happens, as long as she can still open her mouth, her appetite will be the same...
Afterwards, the cat mother tentatively asked her daughter if she wanted to eat red bean cake, but she also declined.
"..."
"I'm a little tired. I'm going to take a shower and get ready for bed."
"...Oh, oh, okay." The cat mother was so frightened that she nodded repeatedly, turned her face to her husband, and showed a collapsed expression, "What's wrong with my daughter?"
Cat Dad: “…” He doesn’t know either…
"Could it be that," Cat Mom made a guess, "I was bullied during the blind date?"
"How could it be!" Cat's father showed a suspicious expression, "Wasn't she fine when she came back from the blind date today? If she was really bullied, it couldn't have happened now, right?" No matter how slow his daughter is, she still won't reach the age of eight.
At this point...right?
"... Just talk, what are you doing with the fruit knife?"
"Well, let me peel some fruit for you after dinner."
"No, I have no appetite."
"oh……"
"Let's observe first." Cat Mother finally made up her mind, "Maybe I'm just in a low mood for a while. If it's still like this tomorrow morning, I'll have to investigate it carefully."
The cat dad nodded obediently, turned the fruit knife in his hand into a flower, and stabbed it into an apple with his backhand.
After taking a bath, Uchiha "threw" herself on the bed, hugged the big dog doll with both hands, pulled up the quilt, closed her eyes and started to sleep. After tossing and turning for a long time, she fell into a daze, but
I didn't sleep very well all night.
"Didi-di-di-di-"
She raised her hand and pressed the alarm clock at half past seven, yawned, and slowly opened her eyes.
Just at this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Sister, do you want to get up for dinner in the morning?" Mother Cat's voice sounded outside.
"Eat!" Uchiha Ouzi felt a little hungry and replied angrily - after sleeping, she felt that she was in a much better mood.
The couple, who were lying outside the door with their ears pressed against the door, looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief - just being able to eat means that there is nothing wrong with their daughter.
"Go, go, go." Cat mother raised her elbow and poked her husband, "Go and get your daughter the food first. She didn't eat much last night, so she must eat more this morning."
"Got it!" The cat father turned around and ran away to stuff "cat food" into his daughter's cat bowl.
Seeing their daughter eating breakfast as usual, the cat parents were relieved at the same time. As for the reason, they did not pursue it in detail. After all, although the daughter looked young and still stayed at home, she was already an adult after all, so it should be taken for granted.
Has its own secret.
It’s true that the Uchiha parents are very controlling, but the cat parents are obviously not this type. This is also the most important reason why the Uchiha belt can stay at home with confidence.
Although his mood improved, Ochiha Uchiha still didn't want to log in to the game today. Instead, he leaned on the bed and read a comic book boredly. The book he obviously liked no matter how many times he read it became completely boring today...
Before I knew it, nine o'clock was here.
The line prompt also sounded in time.
Uchiha picked up his phone and found that the "virtual boyfriend" he bought went to work on time——
【Silver Phantom: Good morning.】
【Red Bean Cake Saigao: Good morning.】
[Silver Phantom: Have you eaten? 】
【Red bean cake Saigao: Eat it.】
[Silver Phantom: What a coincidence, I ate too, ramen~ What about you? What did you eat? 】
【Red bean cake Saigao: Japanese food.】
[Silver Phantom: soga, is it delicious? 】
【Red Bean Cake Saigao: Delicious.】
Uchiha's face was expressionless: Is this what falling in love is? It's so boring...
the other side.
Uzumaki Naruto scratched his head crazily: "Sasuke, is this young lady really here to find her boyfriend? Why do I think she is here to cause trouble?"
"Huh?" Uchiha Sasuke, who was sitting in a public class with his roommate, turned his head and glanced at his friend's cell phone, and his expression suddenly changed -
There is no other reason.
This line number clearly belongs to that woman!
Thinking of this, he grabbed a certain golden retriever's mobile phone and opened the other person's personal information to confirm it a little.
really!
He gritted his teeth silently: It’s okay to go on blind dates everywhere, but still hooking up online, it’s really inappropriate! You have time to hook up with this group of inexplicable men, but you don’t have time to accompany him to the game arcade on weekends, do you? Ha, woman
!
"...What are you doing, Sasuke!" Uzumaki Naruto took his cell phone back from his friend's hand. After scratching his head and head for a moment, he realized something and suddenly jumped to the window, "clicked" a photo outside, and then
Sent it to the other party.
[Silver Phantom: Pictures]
[Silver Phantom: Hydrangeas are blooming where I work.]
Uzumaki Naruto returned to his seat and sat down. Uchiha Sasuke quickly leaned over to see how the woman would reply. The next second...
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: I am reminded of a legend. 】
【Silver Phantom: What legend?】
[Red bean cake competition: There is a corpse hidden under the discolored hydrangeas.]
[Silver Phantom:...]
Naruto Uzumaki slapped his mobile phone with a green frog sticker on the table with his backhand, and complained loudly: "This person is definitely here to cause trouble, right?!"
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Sister Oiko...are you in a bad mood today...
In his impression, this clan sister rarely loses her temper, but once she does... it's a bit scary. She doesn't know how to hit or curse, she can only hide in the house and sulk alone.
If you have to come to see her at home, she will not ignore you, but will become particularly sharp in her complaints...
In the words of the old man in the family, it is "a bit like the way the clan leader speaks every day". From this, it can be seen that their clan leader must be quite annoying.
Uchiha Sasuke, who was thinking this way, replied with a backhand——
[Silver Phantom: Do you want to dig together? 】
【Red bean cake competition:?】
[Silver Phantom: The corpse in your mouth.]
[Red bean cake competition:...]
By the way, Uchiha Fugaku believes that his youngest son is one-tenth the clan leader in his daily speech.
The author has something to say: Banban is probably a unit of measurement [not
2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!