("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
A group of waiters swarmed onto the open-air area, for no other reason than to catch the cat.
"You guys, go over there; you guys, go to the other side; and you guys..." Uchiha Madara casually threw away the tie he accidentally tore off, raised his hand, and commanded his men to chase and intercept like a general.
, all he had to do was hold a round fan in his hand for instructions, "Remember, just surround her, don't hurt her... don't touch her."
The Uchiha standing on the side of the platform looked at the formation, tilted his head, and then showed a mischievous smile like a naughty cat: "Are you going to play catch a thief with me~ Look at me, Shadow Points
Body art!!!" After saying that, she threw the empty wine bottle in her hand to the left, raised her feet and ran to the right.
Uchiha Madara: "..." Kami tm shadow points
Yes, confirmed. This kid also plays Ninja Online, but I just don’t know what the account name is. Well, this kid is quite interesting. If she wants, she can drag her into the guild to play. However, the point now is not here, but to
Catch this kid.
After a chase and interception.
The group of people finally succeeded in blocking the little girl in a corner of the platform area.
Uchiha Madara stepped forward over the crowd, looked at the "little wild cat" leaning on the railing, and chuckled: "Why don't you run away?" Then, he stretched out a hand towards her, "Kid, come here.
.”
She rolled her eyes, then suddenly put her hands on her hands and sat directly on the railing.
Uchiha Madara's expression changed: "What are you going to do?"
"run!"
"Wait..." Uchiha Madara quickly tried to stop him, but it was too late. The girl in front of him had already flipped backwards and fell from the railing. His expression changed greatly, and he ran over quickly, only to see that she turned over dexterously.
He grabbed the bottom of the railing, then raised his head and showed him a triumphant smile. Then, he let go of his hand and jumped directly to the platform area where the apron was located.
Uchiha Madara laughed angrily.
You want to run, right?
You can still run, right?
If he couldn't catch her today, he wouldn't be Uchiha Madara!
So he nimbly jumped over the railing and jumped to the lower level.
The rest of the waiters looked at each other and then chose to run down the stairs with a huff. Although the boss provided ample funds for the capture, it was not cost-effective to use this money to pay for medical expenses!
In this way, a large group of people started the "catching kitten" game again.
During the process, someone climbed directly into the unclosed cockpit of the helicopter, which scared Madara Uchiha so much that he broke out in a cold sweat. Although it was impossible for her to drive it. But thanks to this, they finally blocked it again.
This cat. And this time, there is no railing for her to jump over.
Uchiha Madara stood outside the cockpit, looking at the little girl inside who was curiously and cautiously pulling various instruments, and said angrily: "Come out!"
Then she saw her blinking innocently, first looking sideways at a group of men outside the right side of the cockpit, then turning to look at him, and shouted very happily: "Grandpa, I want to fly!"
Uchiha Madara: "..." You still want to fly, I think you want to go to heaven!
"Fly a plane and take me to eat delicious food, grandpa!" she shouted again.
Uchiha Madara: "..." So, who is your grandfather?
He frowned in great distress, but he couldn't really speak harshly to the drunken kitten. He could only say: "Come here first, and I'll have someone take you home. I'll take you on a plane another day."
Go eat something delicious."
"It will be a series next time?" She tilted her head.
"...Next time for sure." The spotted-haired Uchiha didn't understand this joke at all - he was a man who kept his word. If he said "next time for sure", then he would definitely do it.
However……
"Grandpa is indeed a liar!" She said as she jumped to the other side very decisively.
"Close the door and stop her!" Uchiha Madara shouted.
The hatch on that side was indeed closed.
Someone who failed to escape puffed up his face, turned his head and stared at Uchiha Madara, and then rushed towards him without hesitation.
Uchiha Madara subconsciously opened his arms and hugged this small but overly athletic kitten, forcibly controlling her struggle. In the process, he was secretly surprised: What did this kid grow up on? He is quite strong.
If he hadn't been very strong, he would never have been able to control her.
"Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Perverted old man! Perverted old man!"
"..." Brat, how did you say that?
“Aww——————”
Being cornered, she bit Uchiha Madara on the shoulder.
"Hiss!" Uchiha Madara took a breath of air. I don't know whether the global temperature has warmed, but it is quite painful anyway. "You brat," he gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't let go, I will tie you up and let you go."
These people are eating desserts in front of you."
The rest: "..." That...Mr. Madara...isn't your method of threatening people a bit childish...does it really work...
However……
"!"
The little girl showed an expression as if she had been struck by a bolt from the blue, and subconsciously relaxed.
Uchiha Madara: "..." So how obsessed is this kid with sweets? However, he should be able to integrate into Uchiha quickly. After all, many people in the tribe naively believe that "there are no bad people who love desserts."
Just at this moment, a waiter asked: "Mr. Madara, do you need a rope?"
Uchiha Madara glared at him: "Tie yourself up."
"……OK."
How could he really use a rope to tie someone up? If someone saw him, they would think he was doing some weird criminal thing with a "young girl". Besides...
Uchiha Madara lowered his head and glanced at the well-behaved little girl in his arms. She was hanging her head, holding his arms with both hands uneasily. Her two thin wrists were white and soft. If they were tied with a rope, they would definitely stay.
An ugly mark. He wasn't sure whether her well-behaved attitude at the moment was just an appearance, so he didn't dare to let go easily, so he carried her all the way back to the dining area.
After sitting down on his own seat, he ordered others: "Bring me her bag."
"Okay, Mr. Madara."
Madara Uchiha remembered that she carried her driver's license with her. After tearing off the tape on it, she should be able to clearly see her address. However, looking at her current condition, the female subordinate may not be able to do it alone.
Maybe he would have to send her back in person.
He took the bag handed over by his subordinate and said to the person in his arms: "I'm going to open your bag." Then he opened the bag.
However……
But no matter how hard she searched, she couldn't find the driver's license she had just photographed.
"..." Uchiha Madara showed a puzzled expression and asked, "Kid, where's your driver's license?" After thinking about it, he turned her over from his lap and put her in a position facing him.
The little girl who had remained silent since being caught tilted her head when she heard this: "Driver's license?"
"That's the card you just used to prove your age to me." Uchiha Madara reminded.
"...Oh." She nodded, and then suddenly showed an expression that could almost be described as cunning. Then, she stretched out her hand and took out a card from the bun on her head, "When
Dangdang~ Look how well I hide it!"
Madara Uchiha looked at someone with a proud face and felt speechless. However, in such a moment of confusion, she decisively folded the card in half, and then put it in her mouth.
throw away, chew chewing.
"...What are you doing?! Spit it out!" Uchiha Madara was startled by this kid who seemed to be able to eat anything. He quickly pinched her chin with one hand and forced her mouth open with the other. Several times
After her attempt failed, she seemed to be tired of it. She opened her mouth and said "poof", spitting the dregs directly into his hand. Then she showed a cute smile——
"Grandpa, I vomited."
Uchiha Madara: "..." He looked down at the dregs of his driver's license in his palm. Rather than getting angry, his first thought was -
Oh, the teeth are really good.
No, that's not the point.
The point is——
He has no way of knowing the address of this brat now, so how should he send her back?
In fact, there is another way. Just call that dead white-haired guy and tell him today's secret number. You can temporarily retrieve this little girl's information, which is considered a special case. But in this case, you must explain clearly what the current situation is.
situation...he absolutely doesn't want it.
Let him be laughed at by that white hair without even thinking about it.
So, what to do now?
Uchiha Madara looked at the little girl in his arms who was giggling "hehehe" and fell into a tangle for a moment.
And at this moment...
"There's a flaw!!!" she suddenly shouted, and then she hit him with an uppercut.
Uchiha Madara was caught off guard and could only raise his hand to resist. However, the result of letting go of one hand was...
This little girl ran away again.
"...Stop!" Uchiha Madara raised his foot and hooked her foot. She heard a "pop" and lay face down on the ground, and there was no sound for an instant.
Uchiha Madara: "..." Isn't it?
He hurriedly walked over, knelt down on one knee and pushed the little girl who was lying on the ground: "Hey, are you okay?"
At this moment, he felt that the eyes around him seemed to be filled with contempt.
At this moment, the little girl silently raised her hand and made a playing gesture.
So the band members played the classic song "Into a Thousand Winds" very cooperatively, and the contestants who just sang so hard also clapped their hands and sang passionately——
"When you stand silently in front of my tombstone, please don't cry for me..."
"I have never been here, and I have never slept here..."
The atmosphere suddenly became extremely sad, as if... this little girl had turned into a thousand winds and gone directly to the sky.
Uchiha Madara had veins popping out on his forehead, feeling that these people would not want the bonus today.
The little girl turned over and shouted again: "There is a flaw!"
Uchiha Madara sneered and squeezed her little fist, thinking that the same trick would be useless to me. However, she jumped forward and fell to the ground.
The orchestra's music suddenly went out of tune.
The little girl sat on a big black cat, raised her hands and cheered: "I am the winner!"
The orchestra played festive music very cooperatively.
Uchiha Madara: "..." That's enough...
The author has something to say: Madara:... I really want to slap the kitten, but I can’t, I have to hold back. [The big black cat has an angry face with angry hair]
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!