("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Uchiha Madara sat up, once again trapped a small black cat in his arms with both hands, and then said to the waiter on the side: "Go and get a room."
The waiter's expression suddenly became subtle, as if he was hesitant to speak.
Uchiha Madara: "..." What are you thinking about? He is not reduced to attacking drunk women. Besides, this brat just looks young, but he has actually been an adult for a long time. Then again, he is so old.
She unsuspectingly got drunk on a blind date. How did her parents provide safety education?
But now is obviously not the time to pursue these matters. In short, since he cannot send her home, he can only find a place for her to stay overnight. He plans to ask the female subordinate to come and take care of her, and there will be an extra bonus as compensation.
at this time……
"Ugh!" A certain little black cat suddenly covered its mouth.
"...Hey." Uchiha Madara's expression suddenly changed, and he warned, "Are you going to vomit? Don't vomit in front of me, otherwise you kid will be dead."
She covered her mouth and looked at him. Tears were beginning to well up in her eyes because she was too uncomfortable, but she still managed to hold back and nodded.
"... Just be patient, I'll take you to the bathroom." Uchiha Madara said as he prepared to take the cat to find the litter box.
She nodded obediently again.
Madara Uchiha looked at the little girl who seemed to have regained some sense, and raised his eyebrows: "You have caused me so much trouble, don't you want to apologize or say thank you?" Afterwards, he regretted his "bitchy mouth" at the moment, because...
…
"I'm sorry, thank you..." She put down her hand and said with a pale expression, "Mr. Madara... ugh!"
Because of these words, she couldn't hold it back.
Uchiha Madara: "!!!"
For a moment, he really wanted to get rid of the kid on his body, but he didn't do it because he had to bear 90% of the responsibility for this matter. On the contrary, she moved off him obediently.
Uchiha Madara stood up with a dark face, took off his suit and threw it aside. After hesitating for a moment, he bent down and picked up the little girl who seemed to have temporarily regained his composure. After saying "take care of it", he strode
left.
Not long after, he reached the floor of the hotel through the elevator - of course, it is also the property of the Uchiha clan. As soon as he got out of the elevator, the staff waiting there bowed down and walked to the door of the room without looking back.
Card.
As Madara Uchiha walked towards the VIP room, he was glad that this brat had his face buried in his arms at the moment and his hairstyle was relatively mature, so he didn't have to bear the subtle glances of the hotel staff.
After opening the door with the key card, he took the person directly into the bathroom and put him down: "Do you still want to vomit? Go vomit yourself if you want."
The kitten then rolled up to the toilet and vomited again.
Uchiha Madara shook his head, turned and left.
After a while, the female assistant he had notified in advance rushed over.
"Mr. Madara."
"People are in the bathroom. I'm not sure what the situation is. You go and have a look."
"OK."
The female assistant in her early forties immediately walked into the bathroom. After a while, a voice came out: "Mr. Madara, this little girl is lying on the floor asleep, and her clothes are dirty. I can help her wash her hair and take a bath.
Would you like to change into the clean nightgown here?"
"Let's do it."
"I can't hold her very well, can you help carry her to the bathroom?"
Uchiha Madara then walked over, and then, under the disapproving look of the female assistant, he hung the kitten on his arm and threw it into the bathtub in one of the bathrooms.
"Wash it." Uchiha Madara said in the tone of instructing the pet shop staff, then he went to another bathroom, took off his dirty clothes, took a shower, and changed into the same clothes.
Clean robes provided by the hotel.
When he came out, the other two hadn't finished yet, but he wasn't surprised, because women are always very slow.
After a while.
The voice of the female assistant came again: "Mr. Madara, I've done it here. Can you please help carry the person out?"
Madara Uchiha "tsk", thinking what a troublesome brat he is, but he still stood up and walked into the bathroom "without complaint", took a certain clean little black cat out of the bathroom, and looked around.
, he casually threw her on the bed.
The female assistant found the hair dryer, came over and started drying the person's hair.
Madara Uchiha took out a bottle of sweet sparkling water from the refrigerator, and while drinking it, he wandered into the room and watched people's movements in a bored manner. As he watched, he suddenly felt that the way this kid had his hair disheveled was somewhat similar to his own.
Similar to, or rather, myself as a teenager.
"Okay, Mr. Madara." After the female assistant finished blow-drying her hair, she very carefully tucked the little girl into the bed and covered her with the quilt.
"Yes." Uchiha nodded speckly, "Take her clothes and the clothes I changed away, wash and dry them and bring them back."
"Okay." The female assistant nodded, "I'll go right away."
From the beginning to the end, she didn't ask a single unnecessary word. This is what Uchiha Madara likes to use about her.
Not long after, the female assistant took their clothes and left.
Uchiha Madara walked to the bed, lowered his head and looked down at the little girl who was huddled in the white soft quilt and was sleeping. He chuckled, raised his hand and pinched her nose - he looked drunk, almost like
The devil is alive; when he really falls asleep, he looks like a little angel, flapping his wings and holding a harp floating behind him.
Probably because of the difficulty in breathing, she suddenly opened her eyes.
Uchiha Madara subconsciously let go of his hand, but still stood by the bed and looked down at her. He saw his own image clearly reflected in the big eyes similar to those of his friend.
Her eyes were foggy at first, and then the fog gradually dissipated...
She sat up with a snap and stared at him unblinkingly.
Uchiha Madara took a step back unconsciously. He suddenly felt nervous for some reason. After a pause, he asked: "You... are not going to sleep?"
She looked at him, and then smiled again: "Grandpa, let's play together."
Uchiha Madara: "..." Scored twice???
This kid is a bit too energetic!!!
Two hours later...
Uchiha Madara, who had messy hair and clothes and a small black cat hanging on his back, looked "desperate" on his face. Really, he had never been as helpless as he is now since he was a child.
And the whole room was like a typhoon passing through.
His hair was being pulled slightly, and some kid was "giving orders" to him——
"Left! Left!"
He really didn't want to talk to her at first, but after she tried to open the window and climb out while he wasn't paying attention, Uchiha Madara completely changed his mind - this was over 30 floors, and he didn't want to watch the kitten change.
Cat cake. Not to mention whether there will be subsequent troubles, from a personal perspective, although this kid is a bit troublesome, he is still cute. Beings like the God of Death should naturally stay away from her.
"left!!!"
"... Got it." Uchiha Madara said "tsk" and led the people to the left.
Just at this moment, the doorbell rang.
Uchiha Madara thought: The female assistant should have returned the clothes they had given them.
He then opened the door, and sure enough, standing at the door was the female assistant holding two paper bags.
"Mr. Madara..."
The female assistant's expression froze.
There is no other reason. The scene in her eyes at this moment is like this——
His boss, the golden bachelor of Konoha Kingdom, the thirty-two-year-old Mr. Uchiha Madara, was panting slightly, his hair was messy, his clothes were also messy, and a large piece of his chest was even exposed. At the same time, hanging on his
The little girl on the back also had messy hair and messy clothes. Her face was flushed, her eyes were sparkling with water, and she kept saying "Hurry up, I want to continue, continue...".
There is no doubt that the two of them were playing "games" while she was away, and they were playing quite intensely.
emmmm……
As an assistant, she knows better than anyone that her boss, despite his reputation as a "playboy," is actually very clean and self-sufficient. But...does he actually like this type of guy? This is completely a crime...
She originally thought this lady was the boss's junior based on her hair, so she just left with peace of mind.
"Put the clothes here." Uchiha Madara gestured to the door, "Then you can get off work." He originally wanted the female assistant to help accompany the brat, but now he deeply doubts that based on the former's strength,
Totally unable to handle the latter.
Therefore, he could only go into battle in person.
I just hope this kid doesn't have to work all night long.
Before today, he always felt that he was still very young, but now, for some reason, he suddenly realized that he was no longer young. At least, he was definitely not as energetic as young people.
Female assistant: "..." After she was silent for a while, she coughed dryly and said, "Okay, Mr. Madara." After a pause, she added, "Mr. Madara, there is a saying that I don't know when.
It’s inappropriate to say it.”
Uchiha Madara, who already knew exactly what the other party wanted to say, said with a stern face: "Inappropriate."
Female assistant: "..." Her moral values ​​prevented her from speaking again, "But..."
"This kid just looks young," Uchiha Madara sighed, "Actually, he is already twenty-four years old." He was not angry with the other party because of this. After all, he insisted on speaking under such circumstances, which only shows that he
You were right, she is indeed a good character.
"……I see."
In contrast, the female assistant also trusts her boss's character very much - because in many things, he does not need or bother to lie. Since he said so, it must be the truth. Although the boss's xp is still a bit strange,
However, as long as you don't jump back and forth on the edge of breaking the law, everything else is a matter of personal preference. Moreover, judging from the look of this little girl, there is indeed no sign of being forced, although the boss will not do such a thing...
…
After the female assistant left.
Uchiha Madara closed the door and walked into the house again. As he walked, he suddenly realized -
The brat didn't pull his hair.
When passing by a mirror, he turned his head and saw that the little devil had fallen asleep at some point. His hands were still tightly around his neck, his chin was on his shoulder, and his little head was hidden in his thick hair. It was too petite.
The body rises and falls with even breathing...
"..." Did you finally fall asleep?
Uchiha Madara is like a daddy who gets up in the middle of the night to nurse and coax his child. His whole body is filled with indescribable fatigue and a subtle sense of pride. He has no other thoughts now, but secretly prays for one thing——
I hope this kid won't "score three times" again.
The author has something to say: Madara: I feel unspeakably tired...but I can't safely leave the brat to others...
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