056 I want to take a shower!
Chapter
Hey, why does it smell so weird? Fang Zhongxue sat quietly for a while, his mind confused, but suddenly he smelled a weird smell, and he was very surprised. There was no such weird smell just now, why did it suddenly happen now?
Yes.
"Ah, Yang Ye Sheng, you bastard, you splashed me with your bath water." In just a few seconds, Fang Zhongxue found the source of the strange smell, and immediately became furious and let out a shocking roar.
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Hey, this is the bath water. I was being merciful by not splashing water on my feet. Hearing Fang Zhongxue’s roar, Yang Ye Sheng almost burst out laughing. In such a hurry, it was definitely too late to get a basin of water. Fortunately,
Yang Ye Sheng has a habit of putting a basin underneath when taking a shower, so that the hair will fall into the basin and not block the drainage hole.
Fang Zhongxue couldn't care about anything anymore and hurried to the door of room ### and said angrily: "Yang Yesheng, come out quickly, I want to take a bath."
"Twenty minutes, it will be fine in twenty minutes."
"Twenty minutes, you..." I've just been washing for almost ten minutes, and there will be another twenty minutes. Isn't it obvious that this is a joke? Fang Zhongxue doesn't care, and angrily says ##
The door of the # room was opened, but there was no shadow of Yang Ye Sheng. I felt strange in my heart, but suddenly I heard a "plop" sound.
Fang Zhongxue hurriedly followed the sound and looked over, his face suddenly turned green. It turned out that Yang Yesheng was squatting on the toilet, with a comfortable look on his face. The "plop" sound just now, he knew what it was without even thinking about it.
Yang Ye Sheng said with a smile: "You may have had a bad stomach just now. Well, you can take a shower. I will squat down and I won't be able to finish my work in less than twenty minutes."
"You..." Fang Zhongxue had never been as angry as in the past two days, nor had he suffered as much wronged as in the past two days. Tears almost fell from his eyes.
Fang Zhongxue is a criminal police officer. She has never come into contact with all kinds of people, including murderers, criminals, thieves, ruffians, gangsters, etc. But no matter who they are, they are almost like a mouse meeting a cat in front of her. Of course, there are some
They were unruly suspects, but after being dealt with by her, they were all obedient and did not dare to let out a big fart.
However, Fang Zhongxue was really helpless about Yang Yesheng's ruffian nature, and suffered losses repeatedly, as if Yang Yesheng could figure out her next move every time.
Facing Yang Yesheng's another tantrum, Fang Zhongxue really hesitated. Take a shower. Yang Yesheng defecated in the bathroom, and although there was a door between ### and the bathroom, it was made of glass.
I don't know if I can see the outside clearly from the inside. But if I don't wash it, who knows how long Yang Ye Sheng will squat on the toilet. The strange smell on his body is really unbearable for Fang Zhongxue.
After thinking for a while, Fang Zhongxue gritted his teeth, quickly took off his clothes and entered the ### room.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you have a big butt, you must be the material for a boy." Fang Zhongxue had just turned on the shower, when she heard Yang Yesheng suddenly say something, and she was so angry that she almost pointed the shower head at Yang Yesheng.
spray.
Fortunately, after saying this, Yang Yesheng didn't say anything else. Otherwise, I'm afraid Fang Zhongxue really couldn't help but push the door open and sprayed Yang Yesheng violently with the shower head. Although
His mouth was closed, but Yang Yesheng's eyes never left Fang Zhongxue's body. Watch Beauty ### for free, this opportunity is not to be missed.
Although the door was closed, Fang Zhongxue instinctively felt Yang Yesheng's eyes turning around on her. She couldn't help but want to look back several times, but she didn't dare because she was worried that if she turned around, the body in front of her would
It would be exposed in Yang Yesheng's eyes, which would only give him an advantage in vain. In fact, Fang Zhongxue didn't know that the effect reflected by the glass was actually deformed, and Yang Yesheng could only blur it.
When I saw her body, I couldn't see clearly.
Quickly, Fang Zhongxue finished taking a shower, grabbed the bath towel on the shelf, and escaped from the ### room.
Before Yang Yesheng finished wiping his butt, Fang Zhongxue shouted from outside: "Yang Yesheng, why don't you have women's clothes here?"
Yang Ye Sheng said lazily: "Nonsense, I've never had a woman live here. Where can I get women's clothes? Why don't you wear my clothes, or sleep naked like me."
"You bastard." Fang Zhongxue cursed angrily, and then there was no more movement.
Yang Yesheng walked out of the bathroom and saw Fang Zhongxue sitting angrily on the edge of the bed. His eyes lit up and he said with a smile: "People say that women look better when they are wearing revealing clothes than when they are not wearing any clothes. It is true.
.###Policewoman, if you go out wearing this bath towel, the rate of turning heads will definitely be one thousand percent."
"One thousand percent?" Fang Zhongxue was stunned, not understanding what this meant, but after she glanced at Yang Yesheng's ###, she immediately turned away with a blushing face.
Yang Ye Sheng chuckled and said: "No matter men or women, they will look back at you ten times on average, so that's one thousand percent."
"Rogue." Apart from scolding, Fang Zhongxue really had nothing to do with Yang Ye Sheng, "Hurry up and put on your clothes."
"If I don't wear it, I like to sleep naked. If I wear clothes, I will lose sleep."
"You..." Fang Zhongxue had no choice but to pick up the clothes beside the bed and walked into the ### room.
Fortunately, the washing machine was fully automatic and had a spin-drying function. Fang Zhongxue breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly washed the clothes, and then hung them in the direction facing the air conditioner.
"Hey, Mr. Yang, don't go too far." After Fang Zhongxue hung up his clothes, he turned around and saw that Yang Ye Sheng was lying in a "big" shape. He had almost occupied the whole big bed, especially
It's the one between his crotch, pointing up to the sky.
Yang Ye Sheng lazily turned his head and said, "I'll sleep on the bed. You can sleep on the floor. The wooden floor isn't very cold."
"No, you sleep on the floor, I'll sleep on the bed." Yang Yesheng's floor hasn't been mopped for who knows how long. It's so dirty that Fang Zhongxue wouldn't be willing to do it.
"My waist is bad and I can't sleep on the hard floor. How about we all sleep on the bed." Yang Ye Sheng turned over and emptied the inside.
"You..." Fang Zhongxue was basically numb, and simply stopped being angry. He looked around, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He walked over and took down the bucket from the water dispenser, pulled out the plug, and placed it sideways on Yang Ye Sheng.
Behind him, he lay on the side of the bed.
"38th Line, hey, this ### policewoman is quite smart." Yang Ye Sheng secretly laughed secretly, "You go ahead and get your 38th Line, I have a trick up my sleeve, I'll keep you going crazy tonight.
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The 38th line, hey, grandma, let me make a 38th line. Let’s see if you, Yang Yesheng, can take advantage of your aunt. When Fang Zhongxue was secretly proud of his cleverness, Yang Yesheng suddenly sat up.
, put on shoes, came to the computer, and turned on the computer.
Fang Zhongxue felt quite strange. He thought to himself, just now he was noisy that the time was late. Now more than half an hour has passed, it is almost half past ten. Why is he still not sleeping and turning on the computer again?
Yeah, well, maybe you want to attract my attention on purpose, huh, aunt, I won’t be fooled.
After a while, the computer started up, and then there was a sound of clicking the mouse, and then a voice began to come from over there. The voice was neither loud nor quiet. Fang Zhongxue happened to hear it clearly. The voice that came was not human speech.
When I heard it, it turned out to be a woman moaning in a bad voice.
Fang Zhongxue suddenly remembered something and almost sat up in shock. This bastard stayed up in the middle of the night and went to watch a movie.
"Turn off the computer, don't disturb my sleep." Fang Zhongxue's teeth were almost broken, and she secretly cursed Yang Ye Sheng as a big bastard who could think of any tricks to hurt people.
Now Fang Zhongxue has no thoughts of revenge at all, and she regrets tonight's decision of Meng Lang. Instead of taking revenge, she actually sent him to the door. In one month, if she really lives here with this bastard
Alone, I'm afraid Fang Zhongxue will definitely go crazy.
Yang Ye Sheng said lazily: "Sorry, you have to respect other people's living habits when you live in other people's homes. I have to watch a short movie for an hour every night. Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep."
"You...you bastard." Fang Zhongxue had no choice but to lie down again and cover his head with a pillow, but the voice still came and could be heard clearly.
Last night, Fang Zhongxue had already watched it once. Although she had not finished it, at least she had memorized the plots of the few short movies she had watched. Coincidentally, the one Yang Yesheng opened happened to be hers.
I watched one last night. Although Fang Zhongxue closed her eyes and covered her head, the corresponding plot emerged in her mind along with the voice.
This bastard, gangster, scum, bastard, shameless thing, scum, bastard, Fang Zhongxue didn't know what her reaction was, she cursed Yang Ye Sheng bloody in her heart, but she couldn't stop it in her body
The heat flow is generated again and again and flows out of the body again and again.
I don't know how long it took, but such a voice never came again. Fang Zhongxue secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not completely relieved. God knows what tricks Yang Yesheng will come up with.
At this moment, a burst of interfering noises suddenly came from the computer screen, but it was Fang Zhongxue's cell phone that rang. Yang Ye Sheng picked up the cell phone, with the word "Aunt" written on it, and turned
Turning around, Fang Zhongxue smiled and said: "Your aunt calls you so much. Don't forget that you are going to have an abortion tomorrow. You know what I should say."
"Who asked you to take care of it?" Fang Zhongxue took the phone, rolled his eyes at Yang Ye Sheng, and answered the call, "Aunt, well, it's like this, Aunt, there is an urgent case here, and I was assigned
I'm on a business trip to the Northeast, um, I left in the afternoon, and I'm still on the way now, I guess it will take about a month, um, okay, I understand, see you later, auntie."
After Fang Zhongxue answered the phone, Yang Yesheng also turned off the computer, came to the bedside, and yelled: "Oh, ### policewoman, how old are you, how come you still wet the bed? You are still so big."
It’s just one piece.”
Fang Zhongxue almost died of embarrassment. She turned around with a red face and lay on her side. She only felt that ###### was sticky. The bath towel was also soaked in a large area, and her whole buttocks were cold.
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In fact, Yang Yesheng also felt that he had gone too far, but when he thought that Fang Zhongxue actually wanted him to be that cheap father, he felt angry again. He thought to himself, if you don't leave yet, let's see what you can do.
when.
Yang Yesheng yawned and went to bed, but he did so honestly. There was no movement for several minutes, which made Fang Zhongxue think that he was really sleepy and fell asleep.
However, after about five minutes, the snoring started. Although Fang Zhongxue heard it harshly and felt disgusted, he was really relieved. After all, this proved that Yang Yesheng was asleep.
Then, there was another strange sound, just between the snores. This was a sound that Fang Zhongxue had never heard before. At first, Fang Zhongxue was very strange and didn't know what the sound was, but later she realized
After thinking about it, I realized that Ye Sheng actually had the problem of grinding his teeth.
Chapter completed!