Chapter 057
Marrying him will definitely be short-lived
Yang Yesheng was really cooperative. As soon as Fang Zhongxue finished his thoughts, he heard Yang Yesheng suddenly muttered something to himself. It must have been about a dozen words. Unfortunately, the voice was not loud and Fang Zhongxue could not hear it.
Qingyang Ye Sheng was talking about something, but he was basically talking in his sleep.
There were three, but the last fart was missing. Fang Zhongxue couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, how could she compete with such a man? Alas, she was really asking for trouble.
"Huh..." Suddenly, a loud fart sound sounded on the bed, which completely interrupted Fang Zhongxue's thoughts and shocked her even more. Snoring, teeth grinding, talking in sleep and farting were the four problems.
, this bastard is really a young man, whoever marries him in the future will definitely have a short life.
"奥...奥...奥...奥...奥...奥..." I don't know why, but after the first fart, Yang Yesheng's farts started to sound one after another, almost every three or four seconds.
One day, in just two minutes, Yang Ye Sheng had already farted twenty or thirty times, and all of them were loud and smelly.
"Cough cough cough..." Fang Zhongxue finally couldn't bear it anymore and hurriedly stood up and sat up. Not caring that the towel on his body had become loose, he hurriedly got out of bed and ran to the ### room.
It was really smelly. Yang Yesheng didn't expect that his first artificially produced fart would be so smelly. He couldn't stand it, but he didn't react as much as Fang Zhongxue did. He turned over and buried his face on the pillow.
, thinking to myself, Damn, if I had known that the farts released like this were so smelly, I would have farted less.
Ever since the string of beads entered his body, Yang Ye Sheng has gained many abilities, and farts are one of them. He can squeeze his stomach at will and produce farts one after another.
Yang Ye Sheng knew that he had this ability. He had tried to fart before, but the number was far less than today. As a result, the whole room was filled with smoke and was completely enveloped by his farts. It could be called
Yes, it's an unbearable fart.
"Cough cough cough..." Fang Zhongxue rushed to room ###, first washed his face twice, and then coughed hard for a while, then he felt better. He cursed in his heart, this bastard is really a monster, he can actually do it continuously
He farted twenty or thirty times, and all of them were so smelly that I almost died from his farts.
Let's go, it's too stinky. We can't stay here for a minute. If we stay any longer, someone will be killed. As soon as Fang Zhongxue walked out of the ### room, she smelled a strong fart odor and almost felt nauseated again.
, hurriedly took off the clothes and put them on in twos and twos, not caring that the clothes were still half dry and half wet, and didn't even bother to take the mobile phone.
However, there seemed to be something wrong with the lock on Yang Yesheng's door. No matter how Fang Zhongxue fiddled with it, she could not open the door lock, which made her break out in a sweat.
"Hey, ### policewoman, why are you going out in the middle of the night to relieve yourself? There is a bathroom at home. Oh, I understand. Pregnant women eat a lot, and they will eat an extra meal at night. Well, it's downstairs.
KFC is open 24 hours a day and is always on call. I have the number here, just make a call." Suddenly there was a dull voice, which sounded like Yang Ye Sheng's, but not quite like it.
"You...you're not asleep?" Fang Zhongxue was shocked and turned around in a hurry, only to see that Yang Yesheng did not get up, but lay on the bed, with his whole face pressed against the pillow.
"Who can sleep with such stinky farts, and there are so many of them?" The voice was still so dull. It was because his face was pressed by the pillow, but it almost made Fang Zhongxue amused. He thought to himself, you also know the stinky farts.
Ah, you know it's stinky but you still put out so much, aren't you bringing it upon yourself?
However, Fang Zhongxue suddenly had doubts in his heart. It was almost one fart every two to three seconds on average, and there were twenty or thirty in a row. Are they all natural farts?
Fang Zhongxue suddenly understood: "You...you haven't fallen asleep. You snored and farted just now, all on purpose."
"No, if you open the window, the air conditioner has to be changed to ventilation mode. I can't stand it anymore." Yang Ye Sheng suddenly jumped out of bed, holding his breath, changed the air conditioner mode in twos and twos, and then opened the window again.
Then he lay down on the window and breathed heavily.
Fang Zhongxue ignored what Yang Yesheng was up to and asked, "What's going on with the door lock? Why can't it be opened?"
Yang Ye Sheng said without turning around: "I did some tricks, but it can't be opened unless I use a key."
"You..." Fang Zhongxue suddenly remembered that when the two came back, Yang Yesheng had moved the lock. At that time, Yang Yesheng only said that he was locking the door. Fang Zhongxue didn't pay much attention to it. It seemed that he was just
At that time, he moved his hands and feet, making it clear that he had been prepared for her to escape while Yang Ye Sheng was asleep.
Fang Zhongxue was really at his wits end now. He couldn't leave, and he couldn't bear it. He could only stay here for one night and wait until tomorrow morning to talk about anything. Fang Zhongxue returned to the bed and sat down, looking at the woman lying by the window.
Yang Ye Sheng, who was gasping for breath, almost lost his joy, thinking to himself, you are asking for it, you are trying to punish me with your stinky farts, don't you use your nose to breathe?
Fang Zhongxue got on the bed, covered the soaked sheet with a bath towel, and lay down, leaving his back to Yang Ye Sheng, and the two of them slept back to back.
Not long after, Yang Yesheng felt the bed tremble a little, feeling strange in his heart. He hurriedly turned around and found that Fang Zhongxue's delicate body was trembling slightly. It was obvious that she was crying silently.
There is nothing more sad than heartbreak. Yang Yesheng suddenly felt this in Fang Zhongxue, and he couldn't help but blame himself. Even if Fang Zhongxue was wrong first, she is a woman after all, and I am a
Gentlemen, isn't it too despicable to keep bullying a woman like this? Forget it. If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, just let her go.
"Hey, policewoman ###, stop crying and go to sleep. I will take you to the hospital to have an abortion early tomorrow morning. We will divide things among ourselves and no one will know the other."
"She...she is not pregnant at all." Finally, Fang Zhongxue, who had never accepted defeat, gave up and finally told the truth.
"What, you're not pregnant?" Yang Ye Sheng was shocked. He sat up hurriedly and looked at Fang Zhongxue in surprise. His face was in disbelief, and his mind suddenly became confused. A big girl actually pretended to be pregnant.
, what does this mean, what does she want to do?
Fang Zhongxue also sat up, wiped away her tears gently, nodded and said: "I have never had a boyfriend, I have never even been held by a man once, and I am... still a virgin... how can I be pregnant as a little girl?
It was you who first misunderstood that I was pregnant, so I...I just..." However, it was really hard for Fang Zhongxue to explain what happened next.
"This..." In an instant, Yang Yesheng suddenly understood why Fang Zhongxue said that he was pregnant and deliberately told his friends. He couldn't help but laugh and cry.
Looking at Fang Zhongxue's infinitely beautiful body, Yang Yesheng swallowed with difficulty. Fang Zhongxue's disgust immediately disappeared without a trace. Another bold idea suddenly jumped out. She was still a little girl.
Girl, such a perfect and on-point woman, it's a pity to miss her, even though she has a bit of a bad temper.
"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I shouldn't have treated you like this." Thinking of how angry Fang Zhongxue had been in the past two days, Yang Yesheng suddenly felt embarrassed.
"Forget it, there is something wrong with me. I have always been brooding about what happened last night. I always wanted to take revenge on you, but I didn't want to do it... instead..." Fang Zhongxue had to admit that she really couldn't beat Yang Yesheng.
However, although Fang Zhongxue took the initiative to admit defeat this time, it did not mean that she really gave up. The thought of revenge in her heart did not disappear, but became stronger and stronger. Fang Zhongxue just wanted to start with this matter.
Get rid of it.
Yang Ye Sheng was silent for a while, sighed and said: "Since you told your aunt that you are on a business trip, it seems that you can't go home for a month. It just so happens that the things at the hospital are not over yet, and it will take almost half a month.
If you don’t have time, why don’t you stay with me for the next half month?”
"Okay, thank you." Fang Zhongxue knew that Yang Yesheng had a deep relationship with the Xia family. He wanted to stay vigil in the hospital every night, so he felt relieved and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Half a month would be enough.
She adjusted her mentality, which was enough for her to design a perfect revenge plan.
"Well, it's getting late, let's go to bed." Yang Yesheng didn't know that although Fang Zhongxue admitted defeat, in fact, he was still thinking about how to take revenge. He thought that this matter was over, but he was thinking in his heart
How to get rid of Fang Zhongxue's prejudice against him.
I want to go back to think about it, but Yang Yesheng is not a nymphomaniac, and he also understands that based on his conditions, even without this trouble with the Xia family, he is not worthy of Fang Zhongxue at all, especially since the two of them just had an unpleasant incident.
Small misunderstanding.
This time, he really fell asleep. Yang Ye Sheng got out of bed and turned off the light, and the room immediately fell into darkness.
Speechless all night.
Fang Zhongxue left early the next morning. Yang Yesheng gave her a key to the room and explained that he would stay with her in the hospital from tonight on and would not come back to stay.
Although this man was a ruffian, his character was not bad. After Fang Zhongxue left Sunshine Community, he suddenly felt conflicted in his heart. Should he continue to take revenge on him, or should he just leave and never have anything to do with him again?
Sitting in the taxi, Fang Zhongxue habitually took out his mobile phone and opened Weibo. First, he read all the Weibo posts that he had not checked before, including those that needed to be replied to and those that needed to be forwarded.
Suddenly, Fang Zhongxue felt emotional and wanted to express his conflicting feelings through Weibo.
When posting on Weibo, she usually attaches a beautiful picture. Many people have this habit, and Fang Zhongxue is no exception. However, when she opened the photo album and deleted the last blurry photo,
Her pretty face turned green immediately, and she roared angrily: "Yang Yesheng, if my aunt can spare you, I will write the Chinese characters upside down."
The taxi driver was peeking at Fang Zhongxue through the rearview mirror from time to time, feeling very happy in his heart. After all, there were not many opportunities to attract a beautiful woman like Fang Zhongxue. However, Fang Zhongxue's roar and sudden ferocious pretty face
, the driver was startled, and he no longer dared to peek at her. He thought to himself, although this girl is a top beauty, she is just like a lion roaring from Hedong.
After roaring, Fang Zhongxue immediately calmed down. The semi-nude photo was not a trivial matter. It had to be considered in the long run. Such indecent photos must not be left in Yang Yesheng's hands.
"Master, make a U-turn and go to Sunshine Community." When we broke up just now, Yang Yesheng went to the hospital. Fang Zhongxue knew this, so she turned around again and went back to Yang Yesheng's residence to search
, maybe Yang Ye Sheng copied all the nude photos to the computer, or in the camera.
Fang Zhongxue had seen Yang Yesheng's mobile phone. It was an old-fashioned mobile phone. Apart from answering and text messages, it had almost no programs and could not take pictures at all. That's why Fang Zhongxue believed that the phone in Yang Yesheng's hand was
Photos, either on the computer or on the camera.
Chapter completed!