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【This is not an ordinary fart three thousand words】

After coaxing and lying, she finally calmed down Aunt Zhang, and then Xiaoran breathed a sigh of relief... The problem of women is really a headache, because he has too many women. In the future, they will be

When they were about to meet, Xiaoran was thinking about what kind of unprecedented lineup it would be if all her women came together, and how they would handle their relationship.

Xiaoran now has this idea: the red flag does not fall down at home, but the colorful flags flutter outside...

Aunt Zhang still decided to wait for the college entrance examination to end at the door, but Xiaoran couldn't persuade her. So he just tried to persuade her, because even the older generation couldn't get rid of the decision.

Squeezing into the school, yes, you have to squeeze. There are too many people at the school gate, and it takes a lot of effort to get in.

After checking the admission ticket, Xiaoran arrived at the examination room!

certainly.

Before entering the examination room, the series of complicated checks almost made Xiaoran collapse.

There is a long distance between classmates, so it is basically impossible to peek... In this strictly managed place, basically no one will peek, because if you are caught peeking, you will be in trouble for the rest of your life.

It's over.

Liu Mei's test center was different from Xiaoran's this time. She was in another class, but in the same school. Liu Jianguo was also assigned to a different class to take the test.

Most students are not assigned to one exam room.

Entering the examination room, Xiaoran looked around. There were almost no familiar faces, and most of them she didn't recognize.

There was silence in the examination room.

There were all kinds of students, most of them quite nervous.

This is a major event in life. How many people can say they are not nervous during the college entrance examination?

In the corridor of the school, Xiaoran saw Liu Mei and Liu Jianguo, both of whom had their heads buried and looked very calm.

Xiaoran walked to Liu Mei and said, "Liu Mei."

Liu Mei turned back and glanced at Xiaoran: "Huh?"

Xiaoran patted her shoulder: "Don't be nervous."

Liu Mei smiled: "I'm not nervous. Bad guy, don't be nervous. The college entrance examination is not a big deal."

Liu Mei is very confident that she can do well in the exam! Because her scores are among the best in the city. It is strange that a child from a rich family can read so well. This is also a rare thing.

In fact, most second-generation officials and second-generation rich people have very good academic performance. This is also due to the IQ inherited from their parents. The brains of the rich and second-generation officials are very useful.

It's just that society has given the second generation of rich people and the second generation of officials too many disreputable names. After all, the bad things done by one person cannot be regarded as the work of this group... There are also good people among them, but they only account for a minority.

It's just that in this circle, most people are relatively dandy.

Xiaoran smiled: "Well, do better in the exam."

Liu Mei pointed at Liu Jianguo: "You'd better stop caring about me and go see Liu Jianguo. He looks calm on the surface, but he's actually very nervous."

"Well, how did you tell that he was nervous?"

"You can tell just by looking at his face."

Xiaoran looked back and saw Liu Jianguo lying on the wall of the corridor, beads of sweat on his forehead dripping on the ground, and his thighs were shaking constantly.

Damn it, I thought you were very calm just now, why are you acting like this now?!

"Liu Jianguo!"

Xiaoran patted his shoulder.

"Old, boss." Liu Jianguo responded naively.

"Why are you so nervous? I see how relaxed you are when picking up girls." Xiaoran curled her lips.

"Picking up girls has nothing to do with exams. There is a reason why I am nervous this time." Liu Jianguo said with determination: "This time I will definitely get my total score on the passing line!"

What does it mean to have grand ambitions!

This is called having grand ambitions! Damn it, get a passing score... The way he said these words was still so upright and majestic. Liu Jianguo's idea was so accessible that he almost didn't let Xiao Ran.

I cried with laughter.

However, with Liu Jianguo's dismal results, it was really difficult for him to get a score above the passing line.

"Your boy finally has the determination to study this time. This is a good thing!"

Xiaoran had never seen Liu Jianguo want to learn so much, and couldn't help but feel sadly that this brother was enlightened... But he was wrong.

"It's not that I want to take the exam!" Liu Jianguo couldn't help but burst into tears: "My dad said that if the exam score doesn't reach the passing line, he will break my legs!"

My day!

Sure enough, Adou couldn't help him up the wall...Liu Jianguo couldn't pass the exam!

There is a reason why his study attitude suddenly changed. Xiaoran's good impression of him just now came to nothing...

"I just said that if you look like this, you can still take the exam, and the exam is just like a donkey!" Xiaoran was greatly ashamed. Just now, he thought Liu Jianguo was so good, but now that this belief has been shattered, it is painful.

"Boss, don't expose me." Liu Jianguo said helplessly: "Actually, there is another very important reason!"

"What reason!"

"My dad said that if I pass the exam, he will buy me a Lamborghini sports car."

"My day!"

Xiao Ran almost gave Liu Jianguo a hard time. It turned out that there was another reason why Liu Jianguo was so nervous about this exam...that was the sports car! I said that he seemed to be a different person all of a sudden.

"Boss, don't laugh at me. In order to pick up girls in college, I decided to have a sports car." Liu Jianguo wiped the sweat from his forehead and found that he was indeed too nervous.

"Well, you idiot, it's better to keep a low profile when picking up girls." Xiaoran said.

"Yes." Liu Jianguo responded.

"The exam is in ten minutes, so get ready." Xiaoran said.

Entering the examination room again, everyone was seated. Xiaoran also found her seat and sat down.

The calm look of classmate Xiaoran was very different from that group of students. No candidate was as calm as Xiaoran.

For example, the buddy next to Xiaoran had a pale face, as if he could fly away with a crane at any time...

"Brother, should I call you an ambulance?" Xiaoran was really worried about this buddy's life.

"Are you sick?" The student seemed to have found something new: "I'm not sick, why call an ambulance!"

"It's up to you. It might be too late to call an ambulance later." Xiaoran just smiled faintly, but she looked as if she was confident.

The student simply ignored Xiaoran. If you want to copy some of my test questions later, no way... the student thought in a petty tone.

The admissions teacher came, a man in a suit and leather shoes with glasses, and he walked with a swagger.

"The teacher is here."

"So nervous."

"It's time to take the exam."

Many students' hands started to shake.

"Classmates,,,,,,,,,,,"

After the invigilator talked a lot of nonsense, he handed out the test papers.

The invigilator's eagle-like eyes stared at the candidates below, as if no one's cheating could escape his eyes.

The indicator light is on and you can start writing!

Xiaoran received the test paper and took a quick look at it. He found that this test paper was quite difficult...but Xiaoran was well prepared.

The buddy next to me simply picked up his pen and started writing.

No one spoke, and the scene was solemn and solemn.

Xiaoran didn't write, but read the test paper carefully.

It has been more than ten minutes since the invigilator discovered Xiaoran, an outlier. Why hasn't Xiaoran started writing? Maybe this student doesn't want to take the exam! But he didn't care. Whether he takes the exam or not is Xiaoran's business and has nothing to do with him.

soon!

Xiaoran started to write, and the strokes of the pen were full of ink, and the movements were not sloppy at all, and the stroke of the pen did not stop.

The invigilator paid special attention to Xiaoran. This guy wrote so fast, it was so fast! Didn’t he even read the questions in the exam?! He wrote the exam paper so fast without even stopping!

An hour later.

Snap!

Xiaoran put down his pen and looked at the work in front of him with satisfaction. He didn't even bother to check it.

The invigilator was frightened by the voice and took a step back. In the past hour, the invigilator had been staring at Xiaoran. The moment Xiaoran put down his pen just now, he was frightened... The invigilator said viciously

I thought: "This kid must be writing from heaven, otherwise how could he write so fast! He doesn't even read the questions, just wait for a zero score."

porphyrin... porphyrin....

This is the sound of farts.

"laugh."

"Ha ha..."

Many students covered their mouths and laughed softly, relieving the invisible pressure during the exam.

Isn’t it just a fart? Why are you laughing?

To be precise.

This fart is not an ordinary fart, it is a serial fart... The sound is connected one after another very well. Tell me, you can fart to such a level, who can not laugh?!

The source of this fart is one of Xiaoran’s friends.

In order to prevent the poisonous gas from entering her body, Xiaoran simply closed her nose and stopped breathing at all.

The student who farted had beads of sweat falling like raindrops on his forehead, his face was pale and his brows were furrowed!

He raised his hand.

"Please tell me." The invigilator nodded.

"I'm sick," said the classmate who farted.

Before the students knew what was going on, a strange voice interrupted them. Who dared to speak at this time would risk their lives?
Chapter completed!
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