【I have no lover. Only a wife. Three thousand words】(1/2)
"That long-haired student, please don't say anything, or you will be disqualified from the exam!" The invigilator had long disliked Xiaoran, and now he threatened Xiaoran when he got the chance, and faced that person again with a serious look on his face.
The classmate who farted said: "Classmate, what's wrong with you?"
"My stomach hurts so much. I need to be sent to the hospital. I can't bear it anymore! It really hurts." The classmate who farted fell to his knees directly.
porphyrin..
stench!
Absolutely stinky.
The invigilator almost cried.
Why didn't you tell me earlier that you had acute enteritis? Now you're having sex in the classroom. Who the hell can bear it?!
But he still called the medical staff!
The medical staff have been ready downstairs for a long time. It is not uncommon for accidents to happen during the college entrance examination... Most of them are caused by various physical illnesses caused by stress, so the school has specially equipped several medical staff for the college entrance examination.
The doctor in a white coat resisted the stench, and after diagnosing for a moment, he said: "I can't take the exam, I have to send him to the hospital!"
This sentence cuts off all fantasies of farting students.
Soon, the student who farted was carried away. As quickly as it came, it left just as quickly!
Xiaoran muttered to herself: "I just said he was sick, but he didn't believe it anymore. He must have been infected now. I went to take some medicine or something, and maybe he would be fine... He was stupidly holding on, and he even scolded me.
What about me."
Take a breath.
Xiaoran raised her hand.
"Please speak." The invigilator stared at Xiaoran with an unkind look in his eyes.
"Teacher, please open the window, the room stinks too much..." Xiaoran looked serious.
"puff."
"Ha ha."
Everyone laughed heartlessly.
They have heard of many college entrance examination scandals, but today they saw the most classic one, the candidate who cheated on the college entrance examination.
By not listening to Xiaoran's words, this candidate ruined his future for the college entrance examination... He didn't have time to answer most of the test questions.
"Don't laugh. Just do the test questions. I'll open the window."
The invigilator couldn't help but open the window. In fact, he also thought it smelled too bad...
He even suspected that one of the candidates had pooped his daddy into his pants because of the smell.
After this person left, the examination room returned to calm.
Three hundred and sixty degree perspective.
It is omnipotent.
A blue light flashed in Xiaoran's eyes, and she used clairvoyance to see most of the candidates' test papers. However, Xiaoran didn't look at other people's test papers. He was very confident in the test papers he had made, and there was no need to copy them at all.
His eyes penetrated to other examination rooms and found Liu Mei's figure in the crowd.
Xiaoran used clairvoyance to look at Liu Mei's test paper and couldn't help but nodded... Liu Mei's level was still first-rate, and she made very few wrong questions.
Xiaoran found Liu Jianguo in another examination room and looked at his test paper. Xiaoran collapsed... He thought helplessly that Liu Jianguo's leg was probably broken, because most of Liu Jianguo's examination questions
They are all wrong. According to the score of this test paper, the passing line is already far away from Liu Jianguo.
The invigilator looked at Xiaoran strangely. There was already the last half hour left, and Xiaoran was still looking around without checking the test paper... It was really strange. Could it be that he didn't want to take the exam anymore?!
Xiaoran made another famous move.
He raised his hand.
"Please tell me." The invigilator didn't want to pay attention to this thorny student.
"I want to hand in the paper." Xiaoran felt that after finishing the paper, there was no need to stay here.
"It's been an hour. You can hand in the paper in advance." The invigilator asked suspiciously, "But are you sure you want to hand in the paper in advance?"
Others are scrambling every second to do the test questions and check the test papers... It's okay if you, the thorny one, don't check... You still write so fast... It doesn't matter if you write so fast, you still
Submit the paper early? Do you want to get a zero score? The invigilator thought viciously.
"Sure."
Xiaoran nodded.
The invigilator put away the test paper with an expressionless face, but in his heart he scolded Xiaoran inside and out.
Those students looked at Xiaoran with astonishment. In their eyes, Xiaoran's behavior was asking for death. He didn't even check and wasted time to submit the paper in advance... Is this behavior not stupid... But then
They saw the photos of the top scorers in the college entrance examination on the Internet, and they all realized that they were wrong...
Xiaoran walked out of the examination room and took a deep breath.
When the exam ended and the candidates appeared one after another, Xiaoran found Liu Mei and Liu Jianguo.
Liu Jianguo asked: "Did you hand in the paper in advance?"
Xiaoran was surprised: "How did you know?"
Liu Mei smiled at this time and said: "Fool, everyone knows about this, you are so awesome... You handed in the paper an hour early, and this matter was reported to the students in your class within one minute after class.
, spread throughout the school..."
Xiaoran patted her head and felt a little incredible: "Can they describe what I look like?"
Liu Mei grabbed Xiao Ran's long hair and said, "Nonsense, you long hair...you are the only one in the whole school!"
Liu Jianguo smiled and said: "Haha, my sister-in-law is wise."
Liu Mei still decided not to go home for dinner. Xiaoran wanted to go home for dinner because Aunt Zhang was at the door. Liu Jianguo was helpless... He couldn't leave his sister-in-law alone?! So Liu Jianguo accompanied Liu Mei to dinner.
.
There is another exam in the afternoon.
Unexpectedly, Aunt Zhang brought the food and stood at the school gate.
The crowds were crowded, and wherever Xiaoran went, those people would almost make way for them. It was not that they did so intentionally... but that there was an inexplicable force that pushed them away.
"Xiaoran, drink chicken soup quickly." Aunt Zhang said.
"Yes." Xiaoran looked at the loving Aunt Zhang and said nothing for a long time.
The day passed quickly, and the afternoon exam happened to be handed in half an hour early.
Xiaoran decided to go home in the evening. She hadn't been home for a long time. Surprisingly, her uncle was also at home today. Aunt Zhang cooked a pot of delicious food. According to her uncle, it was all thanks to Xiaoran.
Eat such good food.
It's strange that Aunt Zhang and Uncle didn't mention anything about Xiaoran's exam. Maybe they knew that Xiaoran's grades were 'bad', so they were worried about hurting Xiaoran. Yue Lianhan also ate together, at the dinner table.
She kept looking at Xiaoran with a smile, which made Xiaoran feel extremely guilty when Yue Lianhan looked at her.
Xiaoran did not go back to her room to sleep, but was pulled into her room by Yue Lianhan.
Looking at Yue Lianhan wearing professional women's clothing, she is not only elegant, but also feminine and sexy, especially with an ol taste.
"Fairy, what do you want to do?" Xiaoran asked strangely, why did Yue Lianhan lead him into the room properly.
"I want to eat you." Yue Lianhan chuckled.
Strange.
Yue Lianhan rarely behaves inappropriately. What happened today?
Although I am a serious man, if a man is not serious, he is no longer a human being. Don’t you know? If you still want to tease me, there is no way.
"Then come on, eat it raw, or stir-fry it?!"
Xiaoran thought a little evilly, "Swallow alive" and "explode"... These two words are both Chinese characters, and they have great meanings, and anyone with a discerning eye can see it.
"Don't be rude, I have something I want to share with you!" Yue Lianhan said with a smile.
"What's going on?" Xiaoran became serious, a little curious as to what on earth this was.
Yue Lianhan said mysteriously: "There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
Xiaoran thought for a while and said, "Listen first!"
"The good news is that Lu Ying accepted your apology and agreed to date you after my hard work!"
"Fuck, is this true?" Xiaoran was excited!
Lu Ying hasn't contacted him for half a year since he gave her body to him that time! What kind of surgery is she going to do now?! Has she agreed to be his woman? Can Lu Ying, who has a rich family, accept a man who has so many women?
He is really a rare thing. Xiaoran originally thought it would take some time for her to accept him, but he didn't expect happiness to come so quickly.
"Really." Seeing Xiaoran's reaction, Yue Lianhan said in a normal tone, "Look at how anxious you are."
"No, I have to go find her now!" Xiaoran was too "jerk-like".
To be continued...