Chapter 1128 Red Devils Manchester United Eighteen Stones
Is Lukaku the center? Actually, he is not. This guy is a thumbs-up winger, his style is very non-mainstream and very literate.
Mr. Lu likes to drive the ball from the side to the ribs, and his legs with two meters and soil are constantly pulling the football. You think he will stop him from falling, but he has passed the opponent.
Then find a way to shoot himself or pass it to his teammates in the middle, and then give him a thumbs up to show encouragement after his teammates are knocked away.
Three thumbs per game.
But he is not good at grabbing points and hard steel in the penalty area. In fact, he is not good at what the standard center should be good at. He is 190-height and 105 kilograms of weight, has a mace, and is still painted with black paint, but his heart is exquisite.
Heart with a knife.
Love lateral distance and like counterattack space, so Everton and Muss Manchester United, who are in a down-to-earth tactics, performed well, with a very good goal-scoring sense, and he himself played the 'trap-type' professional winger'
A new height.
But at Manchester United, Soon Son, now, Lu Yuanwai is no longer popular because he is not decisive enough in shooting. Soon Son needs a hammer, he just takes a large flying knife.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's tactics are quite retro. In essence, they are the things that Florence did when he was in the 1990s. They slightly focus on attacking and defensiveness, and pay great attention to the use of horizontal space.
Suo Sheng was once the king of football substitutes. As a striker, he had very high shooting efficiency. After becoming a coach, his requirements for the striker were the same as those of the Lord, and he had to be decisive and straightforward.
The forward got the ball and entered 18 meters away, which is a step outside the penalty area line. If there is a gap, he must shoot. Otherwise, Sir Freud would turn on the hair dryer. Sosaint didn't have such a big speaker, but his voice was not small.
So Saint Suo, like the former Lord, needs Van Nie, instead of Lukaku who won't like it if he doesn't break through with two steps in the penalty area line.
So it is reasonable that he has become Manchester United's forward dead substitute now.
Two years ago, Lukaku of Everton said: If you don’t lie to you, I have always had a dream of devils.
Last week, Mr. Lu said: Joining Serie A was my childhood dream.
He also said: "I fell in love with Juventus at the age of 13. Before that, my idol was Ronaldo of AC Milan."
Lukaku was 13 years old in 2006. Juventus was demoted to Serie B for the "phone door". Ronaldo "betrayed" Inter Milan and went to Real Madrid before, and he never played in A-M.
If he offended the top three in Serie A in one sentence, Lu Yuanwai is definitely a character.
Sanchez died earlier than Lu Yuanwai. He basically stopped when he was still in Mourinho. Now the soul winger Lukaku can only give a thumbs up on the bench, and the serious winger Sanchez swayed the towel and slid his pussy.
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The Red Devils' forward line: The Dragon and Phoenix Chicken, Lukaku's transfer fee of 85 million yuan, Sanchez's salary of 500,000 yuan, and Manchester United's money is spent generously.
In today's football joke industry, Arsenal is already a terrible person. There is a total of one joke, Manchester United exclusively holds twelve stones, and the rest owes two stones.
Today, Manchester United's starting strikers are Rashford and Lingard... Well, the Red Devils have the exclusive Eighteen Stones.
As the fourth-placed star in the England national team in the World Cup last year, Master La, Lin, and French Ma Factory Director now lead Manchester United's forward line.
So Sheng said: I am very satisfied with Manchester United's current striker.
Really? I'm not hesitating! - Lu Xin
The Red Devils, standing opposite Manchester City, have not scored a goal in sports games for nearly 500 minutes. In these 500 minutes, Manchester City's Zhuo Yang scored 15, excluding set pieces.
Media said: Mr. Lu Sang’s thigh pulling master Lin Real Madrid director = Zhuo Yang-(Ott Solskjaer x Pogba)
Putting aside logic, the Sun's mathematics is good, but it is extremely insulting.
The intentional absence of fraud caused Manchester United to lose in the last round of the derby, and he left Mourinho's Pogba, and got his wish under So Sheng, and played on the left side of the third midfielder as he wished, and no longer had to do dirty work endlessly. He is very comfortable.
As for the team's performance in the past month, Pogba doesn't think it has much to do with him. There must be a reason for leather pants and cotton pants. Alas, who can experience my loneliness among a group of mortals?
The midfielder who was doing dirty work was Fred, who transferred from the miners last year. He originally thought he would be Manchester United's magic flute, but he didn't expect to live like Gattuso. Life is always full of surprises.
Matic is actually more like Magic Flute, but in the last round of Manchester United's 0-4 defeat to Everton, his performance disgusted Sossan, so he played with 23-year-old Pereira today.
Andreas Pereira is a Brazilian player born in Belgium. He was poached by Manchester United from the Eindhoven youth training echelon at the age of 11. In the two years of Van Gaal's big circle tactics, he played for a first-team team for a while. But when he arrived at Mourinho, he went to La Liga on loan and only came back this season.
Pereira is known as the "Red Devils meet a new star in ten years". In fact, he has nothing awesome, and his ability is just passing the food and clothing line.
Suo Sheng didn't treat him as a surprise soldier today, but Matic was temporarily abolished. Uncle Mata looked unreliable. Changing hands was like changing knives, and going to Pereira was basically considered metaphysics.
It is not unusual for Pereira to appear in the starting lineup. Zhuo Yang's Milan teammate and Italian full-back Dalmian can start.
It has been four years since I came to Manchester United. Except for the first season, Dalmian's presence in the Red Devils was very low. At this moment, his presence has basically returned to zero. I can still remember and recognize him at a glance. , they are all true loves of the Red Devil.
This wave of 9 games and 7 losses gave Darmian a chance. If Soshen did not make any changes in the defense line, he would be criticized by the media for being hemiplegic.
By the end of the year, the Chinese would sweep the rice jar and the corner of the cabinet to have a meal of Laba porridge. Suo Sheng found Darmian after sweeping, so he started.
Lao Gua loves to do things, Uncle Bo doesn't like to do things, but he made a move against Manchester City in the last game, but he ended up having a 1:4. So Sheng never did a move, but after losing to 9 games and 7, he faced the big bully in the same city at home , it is probably a death to be done if it is done or not, so he just made a whole.
What if?
The suspected wingback of 5-3-2, Dalmian on the right wing and Luke Shaw on the left wing.
Xiao doesn’t have so many jokes, but when Manchester United performed well, the British media said he was ‘English Lizarazu’. When Manchester United won consecutive victories, they said he was ‘New Bale’.
Now, the newspaper says that Shaw is ranked fifth in England's four top full-backs.
Walker, Trippier, Rose, Chilwell, Arnold, Ashley Young... In fact, Shaw is not ranked fifth.
Professor Yang played on the right-hand center back today. He was an attacking left wing. This arrangement of Suo Sheng is the essence of the whole life.
Smalling and Lindelof's partner is the real phoenix. To be honest, they don't want to pay for money to come to Manchester City. Even if the central defender is only left with Feiniao and Walker, they will definitely not want it.
At worst, Peng Xueqiao and Eric Garcia in the echelon are not scary to lose. After playing, it will be boring to see each other when they look awkward.
Guardiola feels ashamed when he almost competed with Manchester United in 2017.
So this month, sports director Begilistan bit his ears and said: "Manchester United has set his sights on Maguire. Should we intercept him? It's not short of money."
Lao Gua immediately said: "Never!"
Losing 7 in 9 games, no sports goals in 480 minutes. In fact, the only reliable person in Manchester United is De Gea now.
God knows how difficult it is, he must guard against both opponents and teammates. Thanks to De Gea's young man who can hold his temper, it's better to have a thunder fire like Kahn, which can strangle all the Manchester United defenders and hang them on the door frame to dry them.
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Without De Gea, losing 9 games and 7 losses is not a joke, and the scenery is three feet of grass on Manchester United's grave.
The Manchester City Derby is about to begin, and it seems like a very cultural game, because both captains are professors, Professor Zhuo and Professor Yang.
Their handshakes seemed very cheap. I don’t know if Mr. Wenger lurked in the stands in Old Trafford today, and then called Xiao Bu, so that the four professors could play mahjong.
Sir Freud didn't come either, and he told Zhuo Yang that his heart was not good.
Zhuo Yang said: Come on, I'll kick it casually.
The Lord said: Mother Xipi, get out!
Chapter completed!