Chapter 1129: Guardiola is a bitch again
The bottom BIG6 is also BIG6. You can laugh at Manchester United without even covering your mouth and laughing openly. However, the Red Devils, who have lost recently, are still 10 points higher than the Wolves, which is ranked seventh in the standings.
It is also the last BIG among Manchester City's BIG6 opponents this season.
The special attributes of the derby make neither side careless. Guardiola said before the game: Manchester City is just a 10-game winning streak in the league, and there is nothing to be proud of.
The lost 9th and 7th battles, Sosao rolled his eyes, and he thought the old melon was in Versailles.
In fact, Suo Sheng misunderstood. Although it is rare, Lao Gua is really modest. If he wants Fan, after entering 2019, Manchester City has won 27 wins and 3 draws in all 30 games in all five fronts so far, it will be amazing for Fan to achieve perfection.
The main lineup and Zhuo Yang's starting lineup means Guardiola is not kidding.
Lingard is not kidding either. In fact, Lin Huang has not lived as a joke yet, and it will be the beginning of next season. So far this season, the double three score of 3 goals and 3 assists has nothing to do with jokes.
Pogba made a precise long pass from the left of the midfield to Lin Huang's running ribs. Under Laport's close-fitting interference, he still shot a very imaginative shot, but he was just off.
Although Ederson didn't move much while standing, this was also the first shot of both sides in the penalty area. At least Emperor Lin dared to shoot and shot decisively. If he had to be a member of Mr. Lu, he had to take it down and wipe it out before Laporte was
After that, it was destroyed, and then extended a thumbs up to give Pogba a thumbs up.
Pogba never thinks he is a joke, although he is actually. As Manchester United's scorer and assist king this season, he believes that he is the only one who can currently be able to clink with Zhuo Yang without having to lower the edge of the cup.
people.
This is indeed true, but it is not because of his two Manchester United kings, Zhuo Yang treats him as his little brother.
Zhuo Yang loves to invite people to dinner, but in Manchester, the person who invites Zhuo Yang to dinner the most is Pogba.
"Brother, I found an Indian dish."
Zhuo Yang is not interested.
"I'm really taking off with my striptease."
This is a bit interesting.
"The woman only has three straps on her body. She will pull one if she orders a bottle of red wine, and then pull one if she orders a portion of golden curry..."
Who said that Indian food is not high-end? Zhuo Yang smiled.
"It doesn't matter whether it tastes delicious or not, it's so white..."
Sterling, who was leaning over and tilting his ears, was shocked: "Is this a fucking Qidian able to say?"
If Da Cong Ming was placed in Manchester United, he would probably not be liked by Suo Sheng because his shot belongs to the happiness system, and the decisiveness required by Suo Sheng is antonym.
Actually, if you think about it carefully, if you enlarge Da Cangming and then enlarge it, except for the advantages of not giving likes, he is quite similar to Lukaku.
In the penalty area, I was stuck out with a duck's butt and I could always get through. As long as I didn't shoot, I was smart enough.
In the 11th minute, Da Cang, who had been drilling around, suddenly hung on Smalling's leg, and fell 100 times more decisive than his shot. The referee Marina was also very decisive and pointed directly at the penalty kick.
The point is the word "hang", so Smalling is very popular.
He scolded Da Cang for being shameless and ignored him. He went to protest against the referee's fake fall, and Marina ignored him even more.
In addition to being cute with Brother Zhuo, Pogba on the court is a cold-hearted person. He frowned and despised Da Cangming: "Why do you use this despicable way to make a profit? What about your conscience?"
"I'm not a German sewer, why do I have to be conscience?"
Zhuo Yang, who was already quite sympathetic to Smalling, immediately praised Da Cangming. The profound and wise Raheem Sterling is undoubtedly the IQ of Blue Moon.
In order not to let down the wise man's efforts, Zhuo Yang personally pushed the penalty kick into the opposite direction of De Gea, 1:0.
Guardiola is a simple person because his happiness is very simple. He will be happy as long as the team scores goals, even if the goal is becoming less and less rare for Manchester City.
If Ferguson is next to him, Lao Gua will definitely restrain herself. If it is Mourinho, he will be more presumptuous.
Now it's Solskjaer, so Lao Gua operates routinely and jumps on the sidelines with a familiar Catalan girl cheerleading, which ends up building a wall in the heart of Alexander's already Sok Saint.
You are so rich in Manchester City, and you still have to use fake falls to cheat the penalty kick. Are you shameless?
He couldn't stand the villain's success, so Suo Sheng turned his face coldly.
"Pretended to fall the dog and kill the whole family!"
This statement has almost no lethality to Guardiola. He did not see clearly whether it was a fake fall, and even if he died, the whole family would be very smart.
"Oh, I'll fuck you, just say you'll fall. Why don't you go up and blow the whistle?"
Suo Sheng: "The surname is Gua, you have no coaching demeanor at all."
Lao Gua: "Do you care about me, I won 10 consecutive victories."
Sossun: "Old Trafford is not your place to go wild."
Lao Gua: "I won 10 consecutive victories."
Suo: "Look at your inferiority."
Gua: "I won 10 consecutive victories."
Solskjaer felt that he was going to lose, so he became even more angry. He took his hand out of his pocket and pointed at Guardiola's nose and scolded him.
"You are purely a Spanish ruffian!"
Gua: "Oh, I'll fuck you, you want to hit someone with such a long hand? Try touching a piece of my hair!"
Suo Sheng looked at the light top of the braised egg from the Mediterranean in front of him and was completely defeated.
Zhuo Yang doesn't think Guasu is a big deal. As long as he doesn't use a knife or a gun, even if he does, he is only a part of the football. Manchester City players are used to the thugs of Guardiola's troubles, and even have the interest to join in the fun.
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But Sosun's loss of composure affected Manchester United players. Sosun is very popular in the locker room. Except for Lukaku, who has turned from hot to cold, everyone else thinks Sosun is pretty good.
In recent days, they have been under pressure with Suo and have also realized his difficulty. In addition, the atmosphere of being "sincere" was just now, the Manchester United player was a little overwhelmed and started a lumberjack-style kick, and the scoring was done.
Manchester City's people are on the verge of overwhelming horses.
But this is a double-edged sword, and the formation of the shoveling Dehuan will inevitably be chaotic, and the holes left behind the Dou Qi Kicking Fa are all hidden.
Can Zhuo Yang let you get this cheap for free?
Pull the ball sideways and dodges Pereira's blind legs. Zhuo Yang poked the ball forward and headed straight for the passage of light behind him.
Fred was shaken by a bicycle on the highway without having time to release the shovel, and his legs were staggered by a bicycle that was so weak that he could only kneel on the ground and watch Zhuo Yang half-kneel.
The small step of connecting made Darmian think he was going to change directions and wipe him. He lifted his legs and then retracted them again. Darmian was astonished as a chicken with flapping his wings.
The one who was erased was actually Smalling. He felt that he was slugging his waist quickly, but in Zhuo Yang's eyes it was purely slow motion.
The one I gave De Gea was a fried croquette, and I couldn't eat it if I didn't want to.
Sweeping the empty goal at a small angle, 2:0, the ball was scored without any disputes, and it also made Manchester United have no temper.
Guardiola did not jump to the fuck again. He spread his hands and shrugged at Suo provocatively: I want to be low-key, but my strength does not allow it~
Seeing that Suo didn't look at him at all, Lao Gua raised her head and shouted: "Wan, spit, dead Ruigou, 11 consecutive wins~~"
Chapter completed!