"Tsk tsk, it seems that you have a lot of stories during your lifetime. Don't sigh that life is dead. It's useless to sigh. Hurry up and talk about it. I like to hear about it the most." Li Jiu raised his eyebrows at the male ghost, looking expectant.

"Bastard, you are such a fucking bastard. You have mixed up all the eggs from your ancestors for the eighteen generations. Sooner or later, you will be greened into a green grassland." The male ghost said with an angry look on his face, and after that, he began to think back to the past.

After a while, the male ghost sighed and said, "Do you really want to listen?"

Li Jiu looked at the depressed male ghost and said, "I will listen to what you want to say, and forget what you don't want to say."

The male ghost looked at Li Jiu and said, "You probably will laugh out loud."

Then the male ghost sorted out his thoughts and slowly said: "Once upon a time, I was also a carefree boy. At that time, I not only studied well, but also liked to play basketball. I had a very cute girlfriend. Every afternoon, after I finished playing the ball, she would wait for me with a bottle of green tea. Then I came to her and slowly opened the bottle of green tea. Then we drank all the bottle of green tea one by one, and finally held hands and left in the envious eyes of those people, bathing in the sunset."

Li Jiu nodded. Basically every young girl would fantasize about this picture. A young couple in the setting sun held hands and walked forward slowly. The style was so harmonious and beautiful. Li Jiu said: "What happened to you later? How are you?"

"Later?" The male ghost took a sip of wine and said sadly: "Later she disliked me and said that I could only follow me and could only go with green tea. Then she ran away with a person who drank the nutrition express line. She ran away with a person who drank the nutrition express line, just because he was drinking the nutrition express line and I was drinking green tea?"

The male ghost said sadly, then took a sip of wine and continued, "Do you know what she said when I came to her? She said that she had never drunk any other drinks with me. She kept drinking green tea, and her mouth was full of green tea."

After saying that, the male ghost looked at Li Jiu and said, "Do you know how she was abducted by the man who drank the nutrition express line? Just because the man tasted the nutrition express line for her! Just a moment, she followed him, and I felt heartbroken."

At this time, Li Jiu thought of a joke on the Internet, which was a boy who bought iced black tea when he was a child, drank half of it, and then urinated half a bottle of urination. Then he went back and told the boss that you had expired, and the boss changed him to a new bottle. Then the boy kept doing this, knowing that one day, the store stopped selling iced black tea and switched to the nutrition express line, and then there was no more.

Li Jiu patted the male ghost on the shoulder and said, "Maybe this is not a problem with green tea, it is your problem."

The male ghost turned his head and looked at Li Jiu and said, "What does it mean? Isn't drinking green tea good? Green tea is bitter and sweet, and when you drink it in your mouth it means that it will be bitter and sweet, which symbolizes our current life. It will be sweet and sweet. Is this meaning bad? Or does the Nutrition Express have any other meaning?"

Li Jiu pretended to be heartbroken on the surface, but in fact he had already been very happy in secret. This guy, how did you find a girlfriend with your emotional intelligence? No wonder he would leave. He deserves you to drink green tea for the rest of your life.

Li Jiu was really right. The male ghost in front of him really drank green tea for the rest of his life. Even if he died, he would choke to death when drinking green tea.

Li Jiu said: "Yes, it's her wrong. She doesn't want a man like you. It's her fault. I feel a pity for you."

When the male ghost heard Li Jiu's words, he showed a happy smile on his face and said, "You should understand me. Why don't we be a disciple? I think you should be a student like this, so I will recommend yourself to be your elder brother, okay."

Li Jiu waved his hand quickly and said, "No, you can continue talking, keep talking."

The male ghost looked at Li Jiu disdainfully and said, "You are wasting others' expressions."

Then the male ghost's eyes appeared again and said, "Later, my second girlfriend had long hair. When I dated her, I was already a sophomore. At that time, she was a junior, but my family always disagreed."

"Slow down." Li Jiu interrupted, "You are sophomore and she is a junior, why do your family disagree?"

"She is three years older than me, so she is a junior?" said the male ghost.

Li Jiu looked at the male ghost in a confused look. Is this your junior year?

The male ghost continued: "Later, she and I had a common hobby, that is, painting. We were in the school classroom, playground, on the sofa in the rented room, on the bathroom, on the balcony, and even on the cemetery. We were intertwined and painted those amazing works. Unfortunately, no one could appreciate them. At that time, she and I hoped that there would be a mentor who could understand our hearts and appreciate our inner thoughts, so that those shocking works would be passed on."

Li Jiu said: "What happened to you later? Did you meet Bo Le? How did you do that shocking work?"

The male ghost thought for a while and said, "Later, we really met Bole, but that Bole was a policeman who took away all our paintings. It's a pity that my paintings were so good that he had hidden them privately. That person was so bad. He hid such a good work and was not allowed to be viewed by the world. It was a pity. It was a huge sin."

Li Jiu said: "What are you painting? You said so well, I'm a little curious about what you painted, and I actually asked the police to come and collect your paintings in person."

The male ghost looked very fairy-like and said, "That is the origin of human beings and what the world pursues."

Li Jiu said: "Don't talk nonsense, what is it to say directly?"

The male ghost said solemnly: "Chun! Palace! Picture!"

With a "thump", Li Jiu fell to the ground. He thought that this guy was a masterpiece like the Qingming Festival. His feelings were a sequel to the sequel. No wonder the police took it away for you. He didn't arrest you and locked you up for ten days and half a month.

Li Jiu got up and got to his own position. Hesitated that those people were absorbed by the male ghost and were all sleeping heavily. Li Jiu and the male ghost made such a big noise and did not wake up.

Li Jiu continued to ask: "What happened to you and her later?"

The male ghost thought and said, "Later, later, when we went shopping together, we held hands and held hands like this." After the male ghost said that, he took Li Jiu's hand over, his hands tightly clamped against each other, and Li Jiu couldn't even pull it away. Finally, he slapped the male ghost and he let go.

Li Jiu said: "What happened later? Hurry up and say, don't touch your feet, be careful I will cut you."

The male ghost crossed his neck and said, "Come on, cut me, anyway, I'm a ghost, please cut me, cut me."

"Oh, hehe." Li Jiu was amused when he heard this. There was a ghost begging him to cut him down. Is he not looking as arrogant as a king? Can't he suppress him?

Li Jiu then took out the Soul-Suppressing Sword, grabbed the male ghost and kneaded it into a ball, and then cut it up with the Soul-Suppressing Sword.

Li Jiu shouted while peeling the male ghost: "Oh, stop peeling, it hurts, stop, you're going to die."

The soul-squeezing sword in Li Jiu's hand cut the male ghost into long strips like a knife and cut the noodles. Although it looked a little scary, Li Jiu did not hurt the male ghost at all, but just cut off some of his yin energy.

Li Jiu put down the soul-squeezing sword and said, "How is it? Do you dare to show off? Didn't you let me cut you? Is it good to be peeled by someone? Is it good to be peeled? Is it fun? Is it exciting?"

The male ghost is in this form, and the male ghost said sadly: "Brother, stop playing, hurry up and get me back, I want to tell you a story."

Li Jiu said: "I said to you, I thought no one dared to hit you if you die. Do you believe it or not, can I let you die twice or three times? Can I let you die if I get tired of it?"

The male ghost hurriedly said, "I believe it, I believe it, hurry up and get me back to its original state. I feel uncomfortable like this. I will be one piece at a time. What if one piece is lost or one piece is missing?"

While arresting the male ghost, Li Jiu rubbed it and said, "What are you afraid of? I am here. If you want to die, you have to ask me whether I agree or not. I don't worry about anything you are worried about."

The male ghost said, "Be gentle, be gentle, you can knead the dough."

Li Jiu was really kneading a male ghost like kneading dough. After hearing the male ghost's words, he said, "Then you do it yourself, I won't do it anymore."

After Li Jiu said that, he threw the male ghost on the ground, and then lay down and watched the male ghost.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!