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Chapter 71

"Brother, I'm wrong. You keep rubbing me, hurry up and rub me back. I feel uncomfortable like this." The male ghost said begging.

Li Jiu said: "Why? I won't resist anymore? I have no temper?"

"I have no temper, I really have no temper. You can rub me back quickly. I want to tell you a story. I still have many stories to tell you. I have not finished telling them. I will rub me quickly. It's really uncomfortable to have such a ball." said the male ghost.

Li Jiu stretched out his hand and picked up the male ghost that had been rubbed into a ball on the ground. He continued to rub it. He rubbed the male ghost into its previous appearance in a few seconds. Then he threw it on the ground. The male ghost returned to its original appearance, but it looked a little weaker.

The male ghost panted and said, "How tired he is."

Li Jiu said: "You are still tired and I didn't say anything. I wasted a lot of my spiritual energy. Let's continue, how is your girlfriend?"

The male ghost said, "Oh, she was still a little angry. Although I and I appreciate each other, share common hobbies, and do what we like to do, in the end we still couldn't get together and separated."

Li Jiu asked, "How did you separate? Is she dislike you or she dislike you?"

"What did you say? Is it okay? She disliked me. Does she have the qualifications?" said the male ghost.

Li Jiu said: "Then why did you part? Did she cuckold you again?"

"Impossible, she has been with me all the time, how could she cuckold me?" the male ghost vetoed.

"Then tell me, how did you divide it?" Li Jiu asked with interest.

The male ghost drank a sip of wine and said, "This is something that we have to say just now. I will walk hand in hand and walk hand in hand on the street, walking and walking. Passers-by on the roadside envy our relationship."

Li Jiu said: "Since you two have such a good relationship, why do you still want to separate from her?"

"Don't interrupt me." The male ghost seemed a little unhappy with Li Jiu's interruption, and then said: "Later, when we were passing by a hotel, she was hesitating about something. When I asked her, she seemed to have made up some decisions. She told me that she wanted to go to that hotel to drink the nutrition express."

The male ghost said angrily and said, "What is the nutrition express line? That is the sinful thing about breaking up with my ex-girlfriend. I was angry at that time and said directly that I didn't expect you to be such a person. Let's break up, and then we separated. Now I feel really regretful."

Li Jiu was stunned. This guy was not mentally retarded. A girl said this. He was foolish and thought she just wanted to drink the nutrition express line. You are such a weirdo, but at the same time, he admired this guy and continued, "Then why did you die?"

When the male ghost heard Li Jiu's words, he showed a sad expression on his face, sobbing and saying, "This matter starts with my four girlfriends."

"You have a fourth girlfriend!" Li Jiu said in disbelief.

"What do you mean? I can't have it anymore? I am so talented and knowledgeable. What's wrong with how many girlfriends I have? Tell me, what's wrong? Don't think you have a good body of Taoism, but you are not here to make a girl." After saying that, the male ghost looked at Li Jiu with contempt, feeling very dissatisfied with Li Jiu's surprised attitude.

"Stop talking about it, hurry up and tell me how you died." Li Jiu said.

The male ghost was a little unhappy and said, "Do you know, it would be impolite to ask the ghost why he died. If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have beaten you to death."

Li Jiu sneered and said, "If I hadn't seen you hurt anyone, would you think you could still stand here and talk to me?"

The male ghost felt the chill emitted by Li Jiu and immediately became timid again, saying, "Brother, don't be excited. I was just talking about it. You are so ill-fated. You must be a Taoist wise man to save the world and maintain world peace. You are definitely not a girl to pretend to be a girl."

Li Jiu looked at the male ghost with a flattering smile and said, "You are really wrong. I just used it to pretend to be a girl, maintain world peace and save the world, and whoever likes to do it will do it."

The male ghost was stunned for a while, but he didn't expect that Li Jiu would admit it like this and said, "I have to admire you because you are guilty. At least you can take it hypocritically."

Li Jiu said: "Why do you have to be hypocritical? Anyway, I will throw you to the underworld and reincarnate after you finish speaking. Are you still afraid that you will say it out?"

"What! I can still be reincarnated!" The male ghost jumped up when he heard the word reincarnation and looked at Li Jiu in shock.

Li Jiu said: "Don't look at me with that look. If I say you can, you can. Tell your story quickly. The plane is coming soon. If you don't say it, you will have no time. After the plane arrives at the station, I will not have time to care about you. Then I will be your wandering ghost by myself."

The male ghost was excited. He never expected that he could be reincarnated again. He thought he would be a wandering ghost for the rest of his life. At this time, the male ghost wanted to kneel down and thank God, thank Li Jiu, and then said: "Okay, I'll talk about it now."

After the male ghost finished speaking, he raised his head, drank all the wine and threw it back. When he saw the wine in Li Jiu's hand, he also picked it up and poured it into his mouth, but it all fell to the ground.

The male ghost then threw the bottle back and hit a student's head. Li Jiu originally wanted to stop him, but the male ghost was in an excited state at this time. Li Jiu just realized that the male ghost had thrown the bottle out.

Li Jiu looked at the student who was hit by the bottle. The student had a big bag on his forehead, but nothing serious. Li Jiu slapped the male ghost on the head, slapped the male ghost into a lump and said, "Don't you know how to be careful? If the bottle of wine hit him to death just now, you will be reincarnated and thrown into a fart, I will throw you into the eighteenth level of hell."

The male ghost looked at Li Jiu touching his head and smirked. Li Jiu said, "Stop laughing, it's like a tractor, and say it quickly."

The male ghost put away his silly smile and said seriously: "My fourth girlfriend has long hair and big eyes. I met at the company. We both fell in love at the moment, and we fell in love at the moment, and we bloomed at the moment."

Li Jiu interrupted and said, "Is there a result to see it?"

The male ghost said: "The result is impossible. Since we looked at each other that day, we have been sure that he (she) is my other half in life."

"Later we lived together. Our neighbor, Brother Wang, was very enthusiastic. Not only did he surf the Internet for free, but he also helped us clear the sewers and repair home appliances. Of course, Brother Wang was so enthusiastic that we definitely couldn't be bad, so we both asked Brother Wang to come to our house for dinner. The three of us lived in a very harmonious way."

After the male ghost finished speaking, Li Jiu's face turned red, and he was obviously holding back his laughter. When the male ghost saw Li Jiu like this, he said, "If you want to laugh, just laugh. This time I'm really green from head to toe."

Li Jiu couldn't help it anymore, covered his stomach and laughed. It was probably the first time he saw such a weird person in his life. He was so amazing. He was so happy to be green. I don't know if there was a good saying, "Defend to fire, theft, and theft," it would be fine if you have Lao Wang nearby, and it's still next to you. Even more amazing people would invite someone to come to your house to play. If they don't green, who would you green?

The male ghost sneered and looked at Li Jiu and said, "You have laughed enough. Can you stop if you have laughed enough? I'm going to continue talking."

Li Jiu smiled while covering his stomach and said, "Okay, okay, you said, I won't laugh anymore, I won't laugh anymore."

The male ghost continued: "Later, after I adjusted my position in the company, that day, she didn't go to school because she was not feeling well. I was promoted, so I hurried home and told her."

After the male ghost said that, sadness appeared on his face and continued, "When I came back, I saw a man and a woman in the living room. I knew the woman very well. It was her, and I knew the man too, it was Brother Wang next door."

After the male ghost said that, he took a deep breath, and Li Jiu also held his breath. It was already the moment of the past, and Li Jiu listened carefully.

The male ghost continued: "At that time, I had nothing in my mind and just wanted to leave. Later, I walked downstairs to buy a bottle of green tea, and walked forward while drinking it. As a result, I bumped into a shelf and a bucket of paint fell off it. It happened to be green, just like I said before."

(End of this chapter)
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