Chapter 4 Beating Yourself
Huang Shaohong scratched his hair hard. Now it was obvious that the one with the masculine voice was Addison himself, and the one with the sharp, feminine voice was Ma Xiaoxiao.
"Pa" the feminine "Addison", also known as Ma Xiao, slapped Xiao Huang's hand down, put her hands on her hips and scolded: "Is it your hair, so you just pull it? Can you afford to pay for it if your hair is pulled out?"
Xiao Huang was beaten so painfully that he was about to curse, but he saw the other person's face change instantly, and the masculine Eddie himself appeared again, with a confused look on his face: "Hey... what's going on, who's here?"
In my body?"
Before he finished speaking, his expression changed again, and he rushed towards Xiao Huang again: "Give me your body back!" Obviously, he switched to Ma Xiao's girly state again.
Xiao Huang subconsciously wanted to avoid it, but saw Addison stumble. The masculine Addison played a role, dragging himself back, and then asked loudly: "Who can tell me, this special
What's going on?"
Classmate Xiao Huang covered his face, and the two idiots couldn't talk anymore. He left one sentence: "Let's find a place where no one is around to talk. Let's go to my ward first!"
After saying that, he turned around and left. Addison behind him was torn between 'himself' and 'himself', and finally the two consciousnesses in the body reached a certain consensus, and then chased after him in a twisted and extremely uncoordinated posture.
Come up.
Addison and Ma Xiao reached a consensus and unified their awkward bodies and footsteps. The speed was fast, but there was still a little problem... Shunguai!
'Two' people...well, maybe three people are more appropriate. In short, Xiao Huang took Addison's body to his ward, then locked the door with a 'bang', and quickly removed the person in front of him.
The situation and his guess were told again.
With the facts before our eyes, it is difficult not to believe the two souls of a man and a woman in each other's bodies.
Addison said in a rough voice, with a confused look on his face: "Wait a minute... I just woke up and before I could pee, you're going to say that there is a woman living in my body now?"
Before Xiao Huang could say anything, he saw Addison showing her girly side again and replied: "You don't need to pee. You were so anxious just now that I peed for you!"
This is what Ma Xiaohun is talking about. Obviously, two souls in one body cannot communicate through consciousness. Communication can still be achieved through sound.
As soon as Ma Xiao finished speaking, he turned into a masculine side again. This was Addison saying angrily: "How could you do this? Aren't you peeking..."
Before he finished speaking, he pinched his waist with one hand and raised his orchid finger with the other, pointed at his forehead and said: "If you weren't so panicked, who would want to look at you? I'm watching openly..."
A man and a woman in Addison's body are quarreling and glaring at each other. This action is a bit difficult. They switch back and forth in tone and expression while glaring from the left eye to the right eye and from the right eye to the left eye. Ahem.
...just cross-eyed!
Huang Shaohong's head hurt due to Addison's "himself" quarrel, and he quickly interrupted: "You two, peeing is not the point..."
He originally wanted to say that the point was how to get it back now, but he didn't want Addison's cross-eyed eyes. He immediately gave up staring at each other, and they all turned around and stared at him: "Then who are you?"
The two souls in Addison's body finally figured out the key point of the matter. If Ma Xiaoran went to Addison's body to live with him, then who is the consciousness or soul in Ma Xiao's body?
The moment Addison glared over, Huang Shaohong immediately felt his hair stand on end, because at that moment, he clearly saw the shadows of two people in the other person's eyes. On the left was Addison himself, and on the right was Ma.
Small!
He blinked, and when he looked over again, he found that the two shadows were gone.
"Speak, who are you?" The effeminate Addison was eager to know who had taken over her body.
Xiao Huang didn't know how to explain it, so he coughed twice and planned to use the vulgar tricks he had read in online novels to deal with it: "I said that I am a god descending to earth, do you believe it or not... Oops!"
Before he could finish speaking, he was punched in the stomach and fell directly onto the hospital bed. Addison pointed at him angrily: "I have a saying mmp, I don't know whether I should say it or not... You should
Am I Dashachun!"
Addison took a step forward and looked down at Xiao Huang: "I don't care who you are, in short, this matter must have something to do with you. Get this bitch out of my body, otherwise I will make you look good!"
He said that he was about to come up and fight again. Xiao Huang was so frightened that he quickly rolled over and reached the other side of the hospital bed. He knew that Addison was a boxer, a professional player in unlimited fighting, and had defeated boxing champion Wu in points.
A good person will definitely have the strength of a boxing champion.
Not to mention that now that I have transformed into a little woman, even with my original physique, I would not dare to fight with this guy. I will definitely end up being killed in an instant.
So he immediately made a shameless decision. He stretched out five fingers and pointed at his face and shouted: "Ma Xiao, if he does it again, don't blame me for disfiguring you!"
As soon as he said this, Addison, who wanted to come over, immediately became paralyzed. The angry Addison shouted to himself: "Don't stop me!"
Then his voice softened and he shouted: "Didn't you see that he wanted to disfigure me?"
The rough voice said: "It's none of my business, get out of here, this is my body, get out of here!"
"I want to go out too. If you can, please send me away. Thank you!"
"I didn't invite you here, why should I send you away? Get out of here!"
‘Bang’ Addison’s right fist hit his left eye socket, and at the same time a girly voice came: “Kill you bastard!”
With the cry of pain coming from hitting the target, Addison also raised his left hand and gave the right side of his face a big mouth.
Xiao Huang was dumbfounded by this quarrel. After a while, when Addison was holding his hair with one hand and pinching his throat with the other, he asked with some confusion: "You two are together now?"
In your body, does it really not hurt to hit yourself like this?"
"It hurts!" The girly voice came out first, and then she let go of her hand holding her hair and cried.
As soon as I cried, the masculine voice came out: "Why are you crying? I didn't even cry when my hand was broken on the stage. Let others see if I still have the dignity to live!"
After he finished speaking, the expression on his face changed again, and his voice changed to Judo: "It really hurts, Addison, you bastard, you hit a woman!"
"Whoever hits a woman, I'll hit myself!" He said and punched his chest twice.
The effeminate voice suddenly screamed: "No one should survive...the monkey steals the peach!" and then hit the target with a punch.
Chapter completed!