Chapter 5 Then try it hard!
After Addison finally calmed down because of the pain, Huang Shaohong took this opportunity to tell the story he had fabricated in detail to the two male and female souls in Addison's body.
The main content is that he is a tourist from the north. He was also on the rooftop at the time and saw Addison and Ma Xiao falling into the swimming pool. He went to rescue in desperation, but did not want to be struck by lightning with the two of them.
Although Huang Shaohong knew that his words could not withstand the distortion, at this moment, this was the best thing he could think of in his desperation. He just hoped that Addison and Ma Xiao would not get to the bottom of it.
Ma Xiaoting looked confused: "Why is it so fantasy? Are you sure you are not a lonely ghost who came to take away my body?" It is obvious that this famous reporter has been poisoned by various novels and TV series.
"If I take what's his, what's the point of turning myself into a woman!" Huang Shaohong still can't accept the fact that he has become a woman.
"Huang Shaohong, right? According to your statement...you happened to be near the swimming pool when there was thunder, and then you and I and Ma Xiao were struck by lightning?" After hearing what Xiao Huang said, Addison's eyes were inexplicable.
look.
Huang Shaohong shook his head and once again emphasized his heroic rescue deeds:
"To be precise, I saw you fall into the water, and I was struck by lightning in order to save you two. And I heard from the nurse that the two of you were found at the scene, and no other people's bodies were seen. In other words, I
In order to save you, even my body was struck by lightning... and was annihilated in ashes!"
Just when Xiao Huang wanted to exaggerate the sad atmosphere, Addison suddenly pounced on him: "Your uncle..."
Xiao Huang was startled, but he didn't expect that the man in front of him would burst into tears of gratitude when he made up a "lifesaver" drama. Instead, he would rush towards him again as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father.
He hurriedly walked around the hospital bed, then backed away continuously, cursing: "You are so sick, didn't you hear what you just said clearly? I am your savior, okay?"
Addison said angrily: "You don't know that lightning strikes at high places. I guess that lightning struck you. If you hadn't come close like a lightning rod, would the two of us who fell into the swimming pool be struck by lightning?"
"Oh no, you are being unreasonable... Hasn't anyone told you that you should not go into the water when there is thunder?" Huang Shaohong thought that the other party was struck dumb by lightning and his brain circuitry was not normal.
The two were confronting each other across the hospital bed. Suddenly Addison's voice changed, and her voice and expression became extremely girly: "You two, please stop making trouble... The problem now is how to solve this situation.
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The person speaking was Ma Xiao in Addison's body. As she spoke, she competed with Addison for control of her body, forcing him to stop.
Huang Shaohong breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Ma Xiao come out. Facing a guy who was playing unlimited fighting, he felt guilty and said in a long voice: "I can't understand this fake boxing guy. Why did you come out?"
Unexpectedly, his casual question made Addison's eyes turn red instantly, and he heard the other woman's voice saying: "I'm sad. No one has ever hit me like this. Addison, you are not a human being, you hit a woman!"
After these words came out of Addison's mouth, his expression and voice instantly changed to a masculine side: "I'll beat myself up, okay?"
Huang Shaohong saw that these two guys were about to fight again, so he quickly said: "I have an idea, do you want to hear it?"
The two souls in Addison's body stopped the thought of hurting each other again and asked: "What can I do?"
"Since the three of us were struck like this by lightning, let's try being struck again!"
Addison slapped her thigh: "Yeah, that's all we can do now, get this bitch out of my body!"
After saying that, he immediately changed his face to a pained expression and said sharply: "Just say what you say, it hurts even if you slap your thigh!"
It was Ma Xiao who was talking. After she finished speaking, she looked at Huang Shaohong: "You can try it, but your body is gone. Even if you get it back, what will you do?"
Speaking of getting the job, Xiao Huang simply expressed his true thoughts: "I was originally a boy, but now that I am a girl, I might as well die, so I want to be in Addison's body!"
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Ma Xiao smiled happily after hearing this: "Okay, okay, give me my body back, and you can live with this fake boxer!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he shook his head and his expression and voice changed into Addison's: "Why, I'm fine by myself, none of you are coming!"
They didn't reach a consensus, and they had a good fight.
Xiao Huang originally thought that he had replaced Addison, but now Addison has nothing to do with him. Faced with the situation of two bodies and three souls, he was confused for a while. It was obviously not in line with the plan.
But now there is no good solution, he would rather die than become a woman!
Ma Xiao, who was opposite him, didn't want to be a man either. Addison was a little hesitant. He was looking forward to getting Ma Xiao out of his body, but he didn't want to get Huang Shaohong over. It was best to let Huang Shaohong and Ma Xiao live together, which was what he wanted.
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Of course, what Addison is most worried about is that if Huang Shaohong takes over his body and he enters Ma Xiao's body and becomes a woman, then he will cry to death!
Seeing Addison's hesitation, Ma Xiao immediately threatened: "If you don't agree, then don't blame me for jumping off the building while you are asleep at night and killing your little one!"
"Holy shit, you're so poisonous!" Addison thought for a while, but he wasn't afraid that the other person would jump off the building. After all, both of their souls were in this body, and the other person wouldn't be able to recover even if they died.
But this bitch is not emotionally stable yet, and she might actually do something like peeing, which is said to be the most poisonous thing to a woman's heart. If she breaks the pot, she will have to squat down and pee in the future, and make herself miserable.
She was used to entering the palace, but she was in serious trouble.
After thinking about it and weighing the pros and cons, I finally reluctantly agreed with Ma Xiao and Huang Shaohong.
But he added one more thing, just as he was worried, if his soul entered Ma Xiao's body, the three of them would do it again. In short, he didn't want to be a woman.
Huang Shaohong was thinking at this time, if he monopolizes a male body by then, will he run, run, or run...
Apparently Addison also had concerns in this regard. He forced Xiao Huang and Ma Xiao to swear a poisonous oath, and the opinions were barely unified. However, he did not expect that there were differences in methods.
According to Addison and Ma, they wanted to go back to the swimming pool and get electrocuted again. The specific method was to try using an electric baton first as in the movie.
Huang Shaohong, who was familiar with the plot, knew that it was useless and immediately opposed it firmly. But unfortunately, he was defeated two to one in the vote. In terms of strength, even a woman could not defeat the other professional boxer.
So he was dragged by Addison to the swimming pool where the two of them were struck by lightning, and they used N electric batons until their limbs twitched and foaming at the mouth.
Huang Shaohong fell beside the swimming pool, foaming at the mouth and cursing: "Your uncle...I...just said no, you have to try..."
"No... try... how do you know?" Addison next to her was frothing more than Huang Shaohong. If there were outsiders present at this time, they would see these two idiots frothing.
, you will immediately know what "helping each other" means.
"Then he'll try it hard!" Huang Shaohong was also angry. When he could move, he took Addison to the hotel and found a socket. He pointed the two keys that Ma Xiao carried with him at the two holes in the socket and poked them directly.
Got in.
I don't know if it was because the body had become resistant to electricity after being electrocuted before. After a burst of sparks and lightning, this kind of action that could kill ordinary people only made the two of them faint for a few minutes, and burned a Super Saiyan by the way.
It's just the shape of a human head.
When I woke up, it was useless. Huang was still a girl, and Addison was still a dryad!
Chapter completed!