Listener Mode!

Li Sao looked around,

These nine middle-aged fat uncles,

Sure enough, it's a real listener.

They listened very seriously, and unconsciously showed a smile that men understood.

Squeak!

Squeak!

The bed upstairs is still shaking!

It's been almost an hour since this, and it really shocked the uncles below.

"It's a bit fierce!"

"It's been an hour, it's an exaggeration!"

"Not even a break?"

"Will this... cause death?"

...

At this time, room 205 upstairs.

The moment Old Man Xiao was dragged into the room by his wife, suddenly, Xiongfeng possessed him, as if he had returned to his adolescence more than 30 years ago.

"Wife!"

With a bear hug, Old Man Xiao carried Xiao’s mother to the bed.

"Old Xiao, you..."

Xiao's mother didn't expect that the effect of this room was so fast and strong.

Caught off guard!

The whole room was shocked!

The four walls seemed to have fallen into the snow-white walls in order to meet the next indescribable movements and pictures!

Squeak! Squeak!

Ten o'clock!

Eleven o'clock!

Early morning!

a little……

The uncles downstairs all fell and fell.

Listening to this rhythmic rhythm, one of them couldn't hold on to the eyelids of fighting.

There were snoring sounds one after another.

"Why isn't it over yet? This... is the decisive battle until dawn?"

Li Sao, who often stayed up late, looked at the time and it was past two o'clock, but the sound on it still didn't stop.

"Wait! This program effect mode seems to be...if there is an audience, it will continue. It means... as long as I fall asleep, I will stop?"

Li Sao, who was holding on, recalled the system's prompts and then realized it.

My eyelids couldn't hold it anymore, so I fell asleep on the bed.

And just after Li Sao, the last audience, fell asleep, the sounds upstairs gradually stopped.

Old man Xiao leaned on the windowsill afterwards, his feet were shaking.

Looking at the sky outside the window and looking up at forty-five degrees, tears slid across the corner of Old Man Xiao’s eyes.

How long has it been!

How many years have passed!

Not so manly anymore!

Old Man Xiao couldn't believe it. Isn't this dreaming?

It's been several hours!

What is the five minutes that were ridiculed by his wife in the past?

Now, Lao Xiao is a man who uses "hours" as a counting unit!

From now on, I can finally be able to raise my head and chest, and be a man with a dignified appearance!

...

The next day, early in the morning.

Li Sao woke up surrounded by nine uncles...

This is probably the most terrifying morning since he was born!

"How is it? At what time did they stop yesterday?"

"I remember before I fell asleep, the last impression was eleven o'clock!"

"It's at least twelve o'clock! I looked at the clock..."

"I'm going to sleep sooner..."

...

The uncles were doing very scientific statistics there, but Li Sao stood up and reported an accurate time.

"Two points ten!"

"Damn it! From 8:39 pm to 2:00 pm! It's been more than three hours?"

"Old Zhou, can you count? This is obviously more than five hours."

"Five hours! Is this still a human?"

"Boss, didn't you say... this lasting house can only be improved by five times? Could it be that they could have more than an hour?"

"That's it! Is it necessary to come to you for more than an hour?"

...

Faced with the uncles' amazement and doubts, Li Sao touched his chin and continued to fool him: "The lasting room is five times more expensive, have I never said it? It means that it is at least five times, or maybe fifty times five hundred times! I said five times, just giving you enough room for imagination!"

"Wow! So awesome, little boss, I want the lasting room tonight!"

"Old Zhou, why are you robbing me? I'll be the first!"

"Stop quarrel, there is only one room. According to age, I am the oldest here! I should let me..."

...

OK!

Once the durable room was confirmed to be effective, the nine uncles started arguing again.

For the sake of "sexual blessing", there is no limit to the responsibility!

"You can discuss it slowly. After you have agreed, just go to the front desk to find Qiaojie to register."

Now that the reputation of the durable room has been gained, Li Sao doesn't have to worry about no one living there, he walked out of the room straight.

I stretched and prepared to go to Brother Zhao's place across the street to buy breakfast.

However, just after walking out of the hotel, Li Sao saw the "favorite" beating the child.

Today is Friday, and it's Queen Mother's turn, so this time I did not make a mistake.

Li Sao didn't want to witness this wonderful moment when Wang Xiaoer was in a state of beauty, but Sao's operating system suddenly prompted.

"Warning! The host is thirty degrees northwest and within five meters, a three-star operation is about to occur! The host can be prepared for counter-attack..."

"Damn it! Is there something sexy about it? Could it be...oh! There are twenty-two sexy people on this Aunt Wang?"

Early in the morning, when Li Sao heard the system prompt, he immediately became energetic. As a melon-eating crowd, he looked over attentively.

...

"Play with your phone! Play with your phone! You ask you to play with your phone, and you know how to play with your phone all day long. Look at other people's children, do they play with your phone?"

The angry Queen Mother took Wang Xiaoer and beat her up.

Of course, Wang Xiaoer was dissatisfied and bit his lip and shouted injustice: "Mom! You are too unreasonable! How do you know that other people's children don't play with their phones?"

The Queen Mother paused for a moment, as if she was going to be convinced by virtue, and sneered and asked, "Then I ask you, is Xiaoqiang, the pork seller across the street, playing with his mobile phone?"

Wang Xiaoer replied honestly: "He plays!"

Queen Mother: "Then is his grades good?"
To be continued...