Chapter 2117 speechless, untitled(1/2)
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"What should I do? Do I need to take care of it?" Xiao Heitan came back safely. There was no need to worry about safety anymore. We struggled with another thing, that is, whether we should take care of this matter or not.
Logically speaking, everyone has their own secrets. Even if Xiao Heitan is our daughter, we should not interfere in everything. We should give her some freedom and space, otherwise it will be like peeking into our daughter's locked drawer.
Diary’s parents are no different.
If Little Black Carbon, like Sarah, is an ordinary human being who grew up in a normal environment, then this is indeed true. However, Little Black Carbon is special because of her previous growth environment, her character, and her night devil.
Bloodline makes it impossible for us to ignore some of her strange behaviors for fear of something unexpected happening.
Huang Duanzi's maid also struggled for a while, but she came to a decisive conclusion: "No matter, although it is very ruthless to her, but until Xiao Heitan can control the blood of the Night Demon, I have to take care of it. I would rather bear the reputation of the evil mother.
I don’t want any accidents to happen to Little Black Carbon.”
"I can't help it. In that case, let me help bear the infamy of the evil father." Seeing the resolute look on the maid's face and feeling the tenderness of a mother deep in her heart, I smiled and reached out to touch her.
That gorgeous purple hair.
"The idiot prince is just a simple pervert." The little maid was stunned and muttered with a slightly red face.
"Why are people treated so differently when they do the same thing?" I feel the injustice of this society and feel that my young and kind heart has been deeply hurt.
"Normal people are normal no matter what they do, and perverts are perverts no matter what they do." The little maid became more and more confident and proud as she spoke.
"Oh? In other words, no matter what I do to you, it will be a perverted thing? That's actually the case. Then I might as well do some truly perverted things, it's the same anyway."
Under the baptism of the little ghost's poisonous tongue, I am not an ordinary person. After hearing what the pornographic maid said, I immediately found a flaw. Maybe it should be said to be a perverted flaw?
"Woo!!!" This little maid, who was strong on the outside but strong on the inside, fierce on the inside, let out a scream immediately, and felt the big hands on her head caressing her suddenly slow down, with a lustful and ambiguous smell, and her eyes filled with tears.
, looking like he was about to cry.
"Wuwu~~~wuwuwu~~~ Idiot...Idiot Prince...don't...don't bully others...I...I'm actually very powerful...very powerful..."
This pitiful and timid appearance of a trembling maid, to be honest, can only arouse men's desire to bully, especially when thinking about her usual arrogance and pornographic attributes, it has an exciting contrast and cuteness.
A big hand was placed on the back of the head, and with a gentle pressure, the pornographic maid, who had entered the timid mode, moved her face towards her without any resistance. She raised her head slightly and kissed the man who sounded arrogant and tough but was actually soft.
Incredible cherry lips.
"Hmm~~~" The pair of purple eyes in front of you are even more moist, covered with a layer of mist, flashing with pleading eyes like a hungry puppy, as if it has a real sense of "Please, don't bully me".
The soft girl message was conveyed to my eyes.
"Okay, I'll do something more perverted to you later, eh." Letting go of the delicate lips that I was so attached to, I patted the smooth face of this stupid maid and said with a smile.
"Pervert." She whispered with a blushing face. She took a few steps back and stared at me with a non-deterrent look.
"Huh?" I glanced at her.
"Actually, the idiot prince is not perverted at all." The dirty maid, who was afraid that I would do something strange again, was startled and quickly corrected me.
"It's too late to say this now. I'm just a pervert, a big pervert who doesn't hesitate to do anything. A super perverted prince who likes to do perverted things to his personal maids, hahahahaha!" I laughed triumphantly, and suddenly
A drop of crystal tears flashed across the corner of my heart, as if I had lost something precious again.
Why use "and" to describe it?
"Sure enough, he is a big pervert." Seeing that the fact could not be changed, the clever and poisonous maid changed her tone again.
"Okay, what happened to Xiao Heitan? Now it's time to tell me." I straightened my tone, changed the topic, and cut to the chase.
"The information is being sorted and collected." The little maid closed her eyes and looked very impressive.
"Aren't you the omnipotent intelligence chief?"
"Are you a god when you are the intelligence chief? Any intelligence has a process of sorting, summarizing and analyzing." She glared at me, made a wait gesture, and turned around to leave.
After a while, the little maid came back with a thick stack of information.
"Well, this afternoon, all the information about Little Heitan after she left the Crystal Tree, including her every move, is all written on it. Do you want to read it?"
"Every move?" I shuddered for some reason.
"Well, including where he stopped, who he glanced at, when he sneezed, or made a gesture of lowering his cloak and hat, it's all recorded."
No wonder I was able to create such a thick record in one afternoon. Looking at the information in the hands of the pornographic maid, my teeth couldn't help but chatter.
"Compared to me, I think you are more like perverts."
Isn't it? This kind of detailed information is already several levels higher than criminal activities such as stalking, voyeurism, and stalking.
"Only the highest-level intelligence targets get this kind of treatment. After all, regardless of the manpower cost, paper is also very precious and cannot be wasted like this." Huang Duanzi's maid shook the thick stack of intelligence in her hand, feeling a little proud.
"By the way, being a fool prince is also the highest level of treatment."
"Cancel this treatment for me immediately!" I angrily said, "Does this guy want to dig out the privacy of which girl I slept with?"
"I lied to you."
"It's too late to say such things now, only a ghost would believe it!"
"I have no choice. It's not that I don't want to. It's just too difficult to directly collect information about the idiot prince by following him. After all, no matter how useless the idiot prince is. No matter how crazy he is, no matter how stupid he is, no matter how inconspicuous he is, he will still be useless."
It is almost impossible for a world power level master to follow behind without being noticed. Even if our intelligence department has such experts, we cannot waste it here, recording the shameless and impatient things of the idiot and lustful prince.
Daily life." Huang Duanzi's maid explained in one breath.
"That's right. It turns out that masters still have this benefit." I touched my chin and felt relieved.
But I always feel that there are some things secretly stuffed in the explanation just now that I can't let go of. Is it my misunderstanding?
"But in this case, how do you collect information about me? Don't tell me that you didn't spy on me at all."
"It's so rude to talk about peeping and spying. I don't really care. Anyway, I have been bullied and humiliated over and over again by the beastly Prince. My innocent body has long been far away from me, but those who serve His Highness
But those who work hard will cry."
"Prying on other people's whereabouts, but talking about it as if they are doing some righteous cause."
"It's almost the same. This kind of behavior is just a kind of concern for noble people. In order to make a timely response when any possible situation arises, it is not only you, His Royal Highness, but also Her Majesty the Queen.
The Great Elder also has this kind of protection measure. Of course, the Great Elder Yalandan rarely leaves the Crystal Tree, so he saves a lot of manpower."
"It seems to make sense. Does Artoria know about this?"
"Of course I know. His Majesty acts openly and aboveboard. He doesn't care about such protective measures at all. Only those who often like to do bad things, or always do things that are shameless and impetuous, will have such a big reaction."
The pornographic maid's words were as sharp as the tip of a knife. I seemed to hear the sound of the rational nerve in my head being tense and breaking. I took several deep breaths before I could endure it.
"Okay, now you can tell me how you usually collect information about me... Of course, it should be us. How do you usually collect information about me, Artoria and others?"
"Indirect collection, through His Majesty and the people who have been in contact with His Highness, asking around where you are, or if there is information about His Highness, directly asking the Alliance. After all, Your Highness is a member of the Alliance, and the Alliance still has the opportunity to know His Highness's information.
Convenience we don’t have.”
"Akara didn't get paid by your intelligence department?" I couldn't laugh or cry after hearing this. It turns out that intelligence can still be shared. How do I feel? Asshole.
"Well...Akara-sama did mention it as a joke."
I:"……"
Are you sure that old fox who is very calculating and wants to break a gem in half is really just joking?
"Actually, when it comes to Her Majesty the Queen's information, Her Highness also provided a lot of information."
"Hey, me?"
"That's right, it's you, Your Majesty. Haven't you been with His Majesty several times?"
"That's true, but when did I provide it?" I scratched my head in confusion and tried very hard to recall, but I couldn't find such a memory.
"During a normal chat with His Highness, I inadvertently provided it."
"I don't care about your sister! Isn't this just a despicable cliche? You bastard!"
"Hmph, in the intelligence department, I am known as the [Interrogator Like Breeze]. I am like a breeze blowing through my heart, bringing out all the secrets inside."
"is that a lie."
"Sorry, I lied."
This little maid bowed her head obediently, with a frustrated look on her face. With her many attributes including male phobia, timidity, dirty jokes, and a library (autistic) girl, even if she has many questioning skills and clichés, what do you think?
He doesn't look like a guy who can win over other people's hearts with warm words like a breeze blowing in his face in front of outsiders. This kind of method can only be done in front of me.
"In short, it can be confirmed that you stole Artoria's information from me. Now, I formally and seriously lodge a complaint with you about the remuneration I deserve for providing this information."
"Does that mean you need a salary?"
"Yes, it will be easier if you can understand it immediately."
"Not even the Great Elder Akara asked for it."
"That's just right. Give her her share to me and I'll take it back to her. Are you embarrassed to let a poor old man on crutches provide labor for free?"
Jeluka: "..."
Me: "..." (wordlessly reaching out)
"Is it difficult to say... that the reward received by His Highness the Prince is not... enough?" In order to refuse the debt, the little maid suddenly looked shy.
To be continued...