Chapter 001 Cultivation version of WeChat?
If you say that you are struck by lightning when pretending to be struck by lightning, you will be struck by lightning. My name is "Radar", not "strike"!
Just chop, God, if you chop me into a samata, what plane are you doing?
"Ahhhh!"
Radar spat out a mouthful of saliva and wiped a face that seemed to crawl out of a charcoal furnace. "I'm just a little more high-profile and pretending to be a pussy. As for how it's really struck by lightning!"
Sha Matt's new hairstyle shook, reflecting the shadow of water on the ground just raining, and this style is quite trendy.
Time flies, but it cannot cover up my handsome face.
I quickly post on my Moments and give me a sense of presence. If I was struck by lightning, I would be more explosive than winning the five million prize by buying a lottery ticket.
Radar reached into his pants pocket and took out the former overlord of the mobile phone industry, now the "love crazy" of the arcade.
When I was struck by lightning just now, I fell to the ground and my phone was soaked.
It is said that I love crazy waterproofing. I wiped the radar casually and clicked on WeChat. "Sizi..." It flashed a few times on the mobile phone screen, and then it turned out to be black...
Damn it, is the screen burning? What's the situation? What's the waterproofing?
He took the phone and swayed it, and the screen suddenly lit up, and the WeChat interface showed "The version is being updated, please wait..."
The radar widened his eyes and watched the update progress bar jump quickly. The update was completed quickly. The screen flashed again, and the interface popped up "Welcome to use, the Immortal Cultivation Version WeChat, I wish you a happy Immortal Cultivation!"
The Immortal Cultivation Version WeChat? Well, what I'm cultivating? Is this phone infected with a virus? Or is it a spoofed by someone? The radar is a little confused!
However, the word "cultivation of immortality is not unfamiliar with radar. At least he recharges 50 cents every month to read those online novels. Only those online novels can cultivate immortality at any time, and any person is a powerful person.
Finally, I logged in and entered the familiar WeChat interface. In addition to the familiar chat interface, the small red dots for adding new friends popped up in the address book, but there are a lot of them, three newly added friends invitations.
For radar, zombie WeChat, which won’t be added for ten thousand years, three! That’s astronomical.
Could it be that the nearby physical transactions wanted to fool me, right? I was simple. The radar wiped his mouth, swallowed a sip, and clicked on the address book. New friend, Land father-in-law requested to add you as a friend, Taibai Zhenjun requested to add you as a friend, Yutu requested to add you as a friend!
Radar sneered and returned the land. Taibai Zhenjun, Jade Rabbit, I am still the Jade Emperor. The shameless person is really funny!
He did not pass the verification and returned to the main WeChat interface and found that there was a small red dot on the button. It seemed that those WeChat businesses were browsing their friends circles bloodily. These people were fucking others' friends circles all day long, which was even more hateful than those who used level 5 ps to post narcissistic photos to deceive.
I clicked the button and found that there was a red 99 in the circle of friends. I went, what happened? I never commented or liked anyone, who is so crazy?
Strong curiosity, I opened my circle of friends, and the first circle of friends that caught my eye was not a photo of a micro-businessman or a narcissist.
To be precise, it was a scam! But the name is "Jade Emperor"!
A strange man, wearing a dragon robe, looks like the Jade Emperor played by Fa Ge in the New Year film, with nine consecutive shots, various angles, various poses, the most invincible one, and a cute scissor hand.
A face that looks like a tree bark, after PS, it turns into a creamy little boy's white face.
Grandma, who is this? You have to play cosplay too much! You are so shameless!
Radar glanced at the one who liked it, and almost spit out an old blood, because those who showed liked it were: Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, Tathagata Buddha, Tuta Heavenly King, Erlang Shen, Monkey King, Tang Sanzang...
The radar was powerless and double-clicked "6666" in his heart. This was the most casual circle of friends he had ever seen.
Wait, something is wrong. I just prompted to update the version and upgrade it to the "Cultivation Immortal Version WeChat". Is this... due to this version problem?
He has read some similar novels about cultivating immortals before, such as picking up a drift bottle, brushing a momo and other immortals.
Could it be that after I was struck by lightning, this WeChat version update can be used to cultivate immortality?
Thinking of this, the radar party quickly returned to the main WeChat interface and clicked "Me". In addition to the regular wallet, collection, album, card bag, expression, and settings, there is an additional column of "level" below, and it is displayed as "mortal".
He clicked the level column, a question mark popped up, clicked in, and displayed "level composition", mortals, scattered immortals, human immortals, earth immortals, gods, and celestial immortals.
The radar was stunned. After being struck by lightning, the whole world changed, and even the WeChat version was updated to the Immortal Cultivation Edition.
He was unwilling to give up, so he clicked on the settings and entered the discovery page management. He vaguely felt that there was probably something wrong with this WeChat on his mobile phone now, so the WeChat discovery page still has many functions.
Originally, he found that the page only opened the circle of friends, and nothing else was opened.
Open "Scan" and a pop-up "Welcome to use Tianditong to scan the code to pay..."
What the hell? Scan the code to pay for Tianditong? Then, I saw a small word about Tianditong payment. Tianditong, which is the common currency name of the Three Realms. It is used for transactions between the Three Realms. When paying, the merchant scans the code to pay.
The radar's eyes were almost blind, which was interesting. After scanning the code to pay, this skill means that the three realms transactions can be paid by "scanning".
Driven by curiosity, he continued to turn on "Shake", his phone trembled, and a "Chang'e is 108,000 kilometers apart..."
Similarly, with a small handwriting, you can engage in strange interactions with all the immortals and gods in the three realms by shaking them, but not every immortal god will be able to deal with them.
Six Six Six!
Continue to open "Look at it", and a headline popped up, with the title saying "Erlang Shen and Xiaotian Dog are true love..."
Puff! Erlang Shen really wants to be a dog this time!
The side note is that when you look at it, you often take explosive news from the Three Realms as your headlines, such as: Marshal Tianpeng’s relationship with Chang’e broke down because the third party Yutu intervenes...
Radar couldn't help laughing. This version of WeChat for cultivating immortals is awesome. If you become friends with these immortals and gods, cultivating immortals will be like sprinkling water!
He quickly returned to the address book, returned to the "New Friend", and passed the friend application of Taibai Zhenjun, Yutu, and the Land Master. His hands were trembling a little, looking at the "Request to add you as a friend". The above is the content of saying hello.
Let’s take a look at whether you can really cultivate immortality by playing WeChat.
Chapter completed!