Chapter 002 Immortals and gods play WeChat
It’s amazing, Jade Rabbit is playing WeChat!
Soon, Yutu replied to the message, "Little brother, the first like in the circle of friends, my sister has a mysterious gift package for a gift. Thank you!"
The radar sneered and was having a good time playing. He wanted to see what planes you fairy beasts in the heavenly court played on.
Open the circle of friends of Yutu and caught the radar's eye. "Professional Tianting Purchase, 100 Days of Peaches in the Peach Garden, Taishang Laojun's elixir 50 Days of Coins, 200 Days of Coins of Chang'e Fairy Silk underwear in the Chan Palace, 200 Days of Coins of Silky Sexy Underwear, Like and Send a mysterious gift pack..."
What the hell!
Yutu has started to do the business of purchasing agents?
What kind of world is this? He is crazy. He is not like those online novels, he traveled through time by himself or was kidnapped by some system, right?
He looked around and saw that it was right, this place was still Nanyue City. He had been fooling around from the bar all night and blew the water in the bar all night last night, blowing the sky and the ground, making the sky full of scattered.
He was cursed: Pretending to be struck by lightning!
Walking out of the bar door, a spring rain and spring thunder rolled, really struck him.
This is called retribution in this life!
It’s nothing, don’t compete, and don’t show off casually. Pretending to be struck by lightning!
He browsed Yutu’s circle of friends and was allowed to view the news for three days, but the information for the circle of friends in three days was all about various Tianting purchasing services, such as the high-imitation version of the Golden Cudgel of Monkey King, the dog chain of Xiaotian Dog, the hearing aid of Shunfeng ears, and the telescope of the Cliff-eyed Eyes...
I was so crazy that I saw that radar wanted to vomit, and it was even more crazy than those micro-businesses. Does Tianting have these things to buy on behalf of others? Is it so bragging that I am not afraid of being struck by lightning?
I want to see if I like it and give it a mysterious gift package. What do you want to give it to me?
The radar hand slipped and liked it. After a while, Yutu sent a message with the title saying, "Fairy Chang'e photo album, small romance, big romance hurts the body, little brother, restrain [a cute expression]..." followed by a link to the website.
Damn, I'm having fun!
This is what you are talking about? Why don’t you go to heaven? Uh, you are in heaven.
Radar began to suspect that he had been spoofed by someone. The immortals and gods in the sky were not so exaggerated. Fairy Chang'e also took a photo album, and the genius believed you nonsense.
Recently, there have been a lot of news reports. If you encounter a link to someone else posts, don’t click it easily. Maybe it’s a fishing method for scammers.
The radar ignored the "mysterious gift package" given by Yutu, and saw another new message popping up on WeChat.
It was found that it was sent by the Land father-in-law, "Handsome guy, do you want to buy a house? Heaven and earth are well-decorated, and the geographical location is bordered by Nantianmen. Sun Dasheng Somersault Cloud must pass. The transportation is very convenient. During the event, there is zero down payment, and the monthly payment is only 388 days of coins..."
Damn it!
When did the land father-in-law become a real estate agent? I will return to heaven and earth, and I will return to the eighteen levels of hell!
Is Tiancoin mentioned again? Is it the same currency symbol as RMB? The title of round corners?
He had no interest in men and radar, so he replied directly, "No!"
Immediately afterwards, I saw Taibai Zhenjun sending a message, "As soon as you enter the immortal path, you will be useless to become a true immortal. Young people, do you want to cultivate immortality? The Immortal God Academy has recruited students in the new year, and is located on the 19th floor of Tianxian Building, Xianyuan Road, and a special car is picked up and dropped off..."
The radar is fainted. Could it be a pyramid scheme organization? It is the 19th floor of Tianxian Building on Xianyuan Road? Isn’t that the city of Nanyue?
Or, those who do direct sales will recruit people to join the group, first they will counterattack the tall, rich and handsome, marry the brainwashing of white, rich and beautiful, and finally stand on the top of the pyramid to achieve a brilliant life.
Now these scammers are getting more and more low-key. You think I am stupid!
No, the radar suddenly poured into my mind a strong thought, as if the familiar Nanyue City was different from usual.
The world has changed? He felt something hidden around him that he could not see, a feeling that was so strong that he felt a little suffocated.
What the hell is going on?
Could it be because of lightning?
Deep in his mind, he vaguely realized that he was walking in the vast desert, with cold snow flying, mist and nothingness.
An inexplicable sense of loneliness came, making him feel a little chill.
What is the desolate world? How could it surge into one's consciousness?
He calmed his breath for a moment, and there was nothing special about his body.
"Hey, brother, why are you stunned? Wow, your look...hahaha..." At some point, a big girl suddenly jumped out from behind, and her voice showed a familiarity with the radar.
She was wearing street stalls all over her body, and none of them looked more brand-name, but she had a squid face and a dimples on her cheeks, and she smiled charmingly.
"Hahaha... Shamatt, black-faced Shamatt..." The eldest girl couldn't stop smiling, revealing her neat white teeth.
"Sister! Do you believe it or not, I was struck by lightning." Radar muttered, staring at the big girl with a small look.
"Strike by lightning? Hahaha, why don't you say that you're being warded by a pig?"
"Is it related to thunder strikes and pig gong? I'm not a cabbage..."
"Not!"
"Sister, you said, **What is my relationship with us?" Radar asked casually and said nothing.
"Are you sick? Hahaha, radar, stand and don't move. I'm going to take a photo of you. Your look is so cool."
The big girl, Lei Ya, took out her cell phone, ran to the radar happily, and took several photos one after another.
"Hey, I said Lei Ya, can you be a little reserved like a girl? You are so nervous all day long that you can't get married like this." Radar looked at Lei Ya and complained.
Lei Ya held her face, as if she had thought about it carefully, and said quietly: "What the hell is reserved? Can it be eaten as a meal?"
"What else do you know to eat besides knowing how to eat?"
Lei Ya took a step forward, reached out her hand, and bounced a head-breaking blast at Radar's forehead, "Besides eating, you will also bully you, hahaha, who told you that you are my brother?"
Radar rubbed his forehead and muttered, "The donkey kicked his head again."
Lei Ya widened her eyes and flipped her waist, "What did you say, try saying it again."
Radar squeezed out a bitter smile, his smile like Maitreya Buddha, "I won't say good things for the second time."
"I think you are a dog who can't spit out ivory!"
"No, if the dog can spit out ivory from his mouth, then it will be developed." Radar's unexplained feelings for his sister Lei Ya.
The two came to Nanyue City, depended on each other and lived a life of unreliance.
If you often quarrel, you will have a happy life.
He tried hard to remember when he came to Nanyue City with his sister Lei Ya, but when he thought of the explosion, he couldn't remember anything.
It was as if his past memories were hollowed out, and he didn't know what had happened.
Chapter completed!