Chapter 5 Farmyard Manure
Swabbing?
Tang San nodded, not doubting anything... The content on that piece of paper should be some kind of martial arts? It seems that Duan Yun’s parents are not ordinary people!
Tang San did not ask anything about the Eighteen Awei Styles. He was covered in secrets. He asked Duan Yun. If Duan Yun asked him again, how would he answer?
At this time, Duan Yun was still thinking about whether to dig A Yin. As for the fact that the poisonous dragon whip technique was as Awei's eighteen styles, it would be no pressure for him.
"98%, it's still a little bit long to achieve... dig? Or not?"
"Actually, it is a good thing for A Yin to dig it out. Photosynthesis is definitely not understood by Tang Dahuizi."
At this moment, with a bang, the water curtain of the waterfall was knocked open, and a tall figure rushed in in anger.
The person who came...it turned out to be Tang Hao?
Seeing the farmhouse fertilizer around A Yinzhi, Tang Hao's eyes turned red.
"Tang San, Duan Yun...the good thing you two bastards did!"
Tang Hao stretched out his big hand, grabbed Tang San's arm, and pressed Tang San directly on his thigh.
Then, regardless of the situation, he swung his hand and slapped Tang San's butt.
Slap!
Bang!
Tang Hao scolded angrily: "I will kill you, I will kill you a bastard!"
Tang San: "Ahhh!"
Not far away, Duan Yun's little face turned pale, and he subconsciously took a few steps back...Damn, why did this stinky alcoholic come?
It’s over. I put farm fertilizer on his wife and encouraged Tang San to wipe his butt with leaves. He was still thinking about digging out his wife... I’m dead, dead!
"Uncle Tang Hao, Grandpa Jack asked me to go home for dinner, I'll leave first!"
As he said that, Duan Yun moved toward the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave along the wall.
"snort!"
Tang Hao snorted coldly, and a momentum rushed towards Duan Yun and pressed him over.
I'll wipe it!
Duan Yun was startled and felt a buzzing sound in his head, almost sitting on the ground.
"Download together with you later!"
Tang Hao glared at Duan Yun fiercely, then continued to slap Tang San...
Slap!
"Dad, stop hitting... Woooo, it hurts!"
"The small tree is not built or of quality. Today, you must give your memory a little!"
"Aren't I just climbing a water curtain cave? What's wrong? Urinate and defecate anywhere?"
"Dare you still dare to talk back?"
Slap!
In the distance, Duan Yun leaned against the wall, his butt tightly clamped, and he felt panicked.
It's over. When he finishes beating Tang San, he will definitely fight with me.
My little butt... Tang Hao's fingers are so thick that he can't help it.
Duan Yun looked at A Yin and saw that A Yin's branches and leaves were slightly shaking, as if he was feeling sorry for Tang San, but he had no intention of stopping Tang Hao.
Obviously...A Yin also planned to ask Tang Hao to discipline his son well.
Duan Yun's heart moved and he hurriedly shouted: "Miss, sing, sing little cabbage!"
At this time, Tang San's butt was swollen and she was beaten up and tears were filled with tears. Even if he had an adult soul? The six-year-old little body hurts!
Hearing Duan Yun's words, Tang San's eyes lit up, and then howled in a crying voice: "Woooo! Xiao Baicai, Ye Erhuang, five or six years old, without a mother, I've had a good time with my father...!"
Tang Hao's raised hand trembled slightly, and he stopped in the air for a long time without falling.
Tang San was happy and thought this song worked... Sure enough, my father still felt sorry for me.
"Little cabbage, Ye'er Huang, five or six years old...!"
"I'll let you little cabbage, I'll let you little cabbage, I'll beat you to death!"
Slap!
Bang!
Tang San was confused.
Duan Yun was also confused.
I'm not good at wiping it?
Could it be that I didn’t devote enough to the relationship and failed to resonate with Tang Hao? Duan Yun swallowed.
Papa... After slapping a few more times, Tang Hao threw Tang San to the side, then reached out and grabbed Duan Yun.
Tang San breathed a sigh of relief, collapsed on the ground and never dared to speak, let alone persuade Tang Hao... In short, Tang San hopes that Tang Hao will forget him now, so it's better to just stare at Duan Yun and beat him alone.
A fellow Taoist who dies will not die.
"Tang San, help!"
Duan Yun panicked and hurriedly retreated to the side.
"No one can save you, I will discipline you well for Village Chief Jack!"
Tang Hao grabbed Duan Yun's collar and wanted to start a beating.
Damn it, I've fought hard!
Duan Yun's eyes condensed, and a powerful aura instantly soared into the sky... force me to use my trump card, right?
OK, take the call!
"There are only mothers in the world. A mother's child is like a treasure. If you throw it into her mother's arms, happiness is indispensable!"
"The most troublesome thing is that without a mother. A child without a mother is like a grass. If you leave your mother's arms, where can you find happiness!"
Duan Yun cried and said, "There are only mothers in the world, and children with mothers don't know... Tang San, why are you doing stupidly? Sing with me, one, two, three!"
Tang San was paralyzed on the ground, and when he heard these lyrics, he was instantly brought into it.
Before traveling through time, he was still in his infancy and was abandoned by his parents. Tang Lan, the elder of the outer sect of the Tang Sect, picked him up and gave him the surname "Tang". Because he was ranked third among the outer sect disciples, the name Tang San was given.
In this life, he was reborn in Douluo Continent. Although he had a father, he had never seen his mother since he could remember. His father also drank all day long and was extremely indifferent to him and almost never felt the warmth of his family.
I have never seen my mother in two lives?
Tang San felt miserable and sang in a trembling voice: "Only mother in the world is good...!"
Tang Hao's face turned red and he said angrily: "Two thieves, you just mean to make me feel soft? No way... I'll beat me!"
Duan Yun twitched his lips and saw Tang Hao's slap, but at this moment, something unexpected happened.
A Yin's branches and leaves trembled slightly, and the leaves wrapped around a piece of farm fertilizer on the ground and threw it directly on Tang Hao's face.
Bang!
Tang Hao was stunned by the farmer's fat.
Oh my go, it's so disgusting. Miss Ayin is doing a beautiful job. This song "Only Mom in the World" has sung to your heart... Duan Yun was overjoyed and took the opportunity to break free. He jumped and rushed towards the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave.
"Missary, the wind is rushing... Isn't you leaving yet? Waiting for a beating?"
"Here you come! Where can I find happiness!"
Whoosh!
Two short figures jumped out of the waterfall one after another, jumped down from a height of dozens of meters, and fell into the lake.
At the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, Tang Hao looked outside. Seeing that Duan Yun and Tang San were in danger of falling into the lake, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and at the same time he was puzzled... The two little kids actually had the courage to jump from such a high place?
However, although he was confused, Tang Hao didn't have the heart to investigate. There was nothing he could do... He was still in a hurry to coax his wife.
Wipe off the farm fertilizer on your face randomly.
Tang Hao came to A Yin's side: "A Yin, those two brats are singing randomly, don't be sad... The mistress is still young and ignorant. When he grows up, I will tell him about you."
Chapter completed!