Chapter 6 Brother teach you to sing?
"As for Duan Yun...well, it's the name of the other little brat. He is also a poor baby. He was rescued by the village chief from the wolf's den. He has lost his parents since he was a child. Although he is a little naughty, he is extremely filial to village chief Jack."
Tang Hao pinched his nose and looked at the farm fertilizer around Ayin: "Ayin, I'll clean up these! I actually gave you farm fertilizer? I'm so angry."
"But then again, Duan Yun reminded me... You do need some fertilizer, and it may be possible for you to recover faster."
“Is farm fertilizer okay?”
Bang!
A Yin's leaves were rolled up, and another pile of farm fertilizer was thrown on Tang Hao's face.
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"Achievement 2: The strongest naughty child in the Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 99%!"
Perhaps because of "Only Mom in the World" and "Xiao Baicai", the naughty child's progress has increased from 98% to 99%... Unfortunately, it still has not reached 100%, just a little bit short of it.
The lake was rippling, and Duan Yun stood up with difficulty: "That old man Tang Hao is very bad... If he comes later, I, a naughty child, will be determined."
It's just 1%. Just pulling a piece of A Yin's leaf and then pulp the leaf into a slurry. It's 100%... Duan Yun looked down and confirmed that he didn't have the conditions to harm Ye Zi. It would definitely not be possible to rely on Ye Zi to strode a baby to achieve a naughty child, but it's okay to wipe his butt with Ye Zi, right?
Can't wipe your butt?
Then find a male blue silver grass, plant it next to Ayin, and then get a few bees to pollinate.
As long as you use your brain, there will always be solutions.
On the other side, Tang San wiped off the water droplets on his face: "Duan Yun, in front of his son, said that he was an old man? Isn't it? When you were beaten just now, you called Uncle Tang Hao."
Duan Yun: "At the moment when I was about to be beaten, I really regarded him as my uncle... Also, there is something wrong with the logic of your sentence just now, so please take a closer look."
Tang San blinked.
Is there any problem with what I said just now?
No!
Tang San: "Duan Yun, I feel like you have taken me apart. I wasn't like this before."
Duan Yun rolled his eyes: "You used my paper to wipe your butt just now. I am so helpful. Don't you learn? Do you have to learn my shortcomings?...I'll give me the paper!"
Tang San: "I threw it in the water curtain cave after using it, so I'll get it myself."
The children who were originally playing near the waterfall had already left, but Duan Yun turned his head and looked at him for a few times, but he didn't see anyone else.
Tang San: "Stop looking for it, my dad must have been beaten away... Those children are not as shameless as you, and they will all go home after a little scare."
Duan Yun looked up at him reluctantly, and wondered whether he would find a way to climb up after Tang Hao left: "One percent, just a little bit!"
Tang San: "Duan Yun, what are you talking about? You are so nagging. You are not stupid when you jump down, are you?"
Duan Yun: "You are so stupid... Miss San, the blue silver grass just now already has grass seeds?"
Tang San recalled it, but couldn't remember, who would pay attention to whether the blue silver grass grows or not?
Tang San: "What are you doing when picking grass seeds?"
Duan Yun touched his chin: "Let's pick up the grass seeds and plant hundreds of brothers for you?"
Tang San rolled his eyes and glanced at Duan Yun like an idiot... Obviously, he didn't understand what Duan Yun meant, but he felt that Duan Yun was too reckless and had abnormal thinking.
But then again, Tang San still admires Duan Yun a little.
I am not impressed by Duan Yun’s skills, but by those two songs.
Especially the song "Only Mom in the World" is a killer weapon.
When he was singing just now, Tang San obviously felt that his father was touched, his eyes were slightly red, and tears rolled in his eyes... If he could sing this song before, if he could sing this song, he might not have the strength to be smaller.
Tang San hesitated: "Duan Yun, can you sing the song "Only Mom in the World" just now? I didn't remember the lyrics!"
Duan Yun raised his eyebrows: "You want to learn? Use it to deal with your dad? When your dad beats you, it's somewhat useful... Of course, it may be more ruthless. When you sang "Little Cabbage" just now, it felt like your dad beats even harder!"
Tang San laughed dryly and nodded.
Duan Yun grinned and said, "Okay, let alone "The Only Mom in the World", I still have a song "Miss Three". As long as you want to learn, I can teach you..."
Tang San's eyes lit up and he hugged Duan Yun's shoulder: "Good brother."
Duan Yun patted his hand aside: "Of course he is a good brother, but if you want to learn songs, you have to recognize me as the boss... In our Holy Soul Village, all the children call me Boss Duan, just call me my name, this is not OK... You can't make special."
Do special?
I have been a human being for two lives, so I decided to recognize a six-year-old kid as the boss? What about the trouble?
Tang San looked unhappy.
"I don't admit it? "Only Mom in the World" is gone, but we are good brothers after all, so I'll give you this song "Miss Three"... Let's go to my house, I just annoyed your dad, I brewed some wine myself, you can get him some back and drink it, and coax him!"
Duan Yun laughed and said, "As for the song "Miss Three", I sing it to you while walking, it's easy to learn!"
It is obviously impossible to rely on a song to make Tang San recognize the boss... Duan Yun has made up his mind and waited to find an opportunity to compete with Tang San, beat him up and conquer him.
Tang San is now a roadblock for him to become the child king of the Holy Soul Village. As long as he is beaten to the death, the child king of the Holy Soul Village will be achieved.
Tang San expressed doubts about Duan Yun’s winemaking.
How could a six-year-old kid make a big fuck? At that time, Tang San saw Duan Yun stealing his sweet potatoes and then selling them to buy wine for Village Chief Jack... If he knows how to make wine, would he use stealing sweet potatoes to exchange for wine?
But it was also that time that Tang San's attitude towards Duan Yun became much better.
When other children have money, they all want to buy some food and play for themselves.
But Duan Yun was not. He stole a few sweet potatoes at the risk of being beaten, just to exchange some wine for Village Chief Jack. Although the method is not advisable, this filial piety is indeed imprinted in his bones.
"Go away, don't be fooled!"
Duan Yun grabbed Tang San's arm and walked towards the village chief Jack's house.
Tang San: "Where are the songs? You sing them!"
Duan Yun: "Hehe, then you can listen to it... The meaning of this song is very profound and can even be elevated to the height of ethics. If you understand the profound meaning, it can even affect a person's life!"
Hearing this, Tang San couldn't help but look solemn.
Is it a famous work that a song can reach such a height and evaluation?
Duan Yun coughed lightly and sang, "Finally you became someone else's mistress. From now on, I will no longer be your harbor. When you snuggle in his heart, have you forgotten the love I once gave me...!"
Tang San's forehead was covered with black lines: "That's it? Fuck...!"
The singing came to an abrupt end.
Duan Yun pointed at Tang San and shouted, "Grandpa Jack always praises you in front of me... He said that Tang Hao is a stinky alcoholic, but his son is handsome and very well-behaved. He never bullies children, fights, scolds people, pee on other people's doors, and blocks other people's chimneys...!"
Tang San: "Grandpa Jack said my dad is a stinky alcoholic?"
Chapter completed!