【849】April Fools(1/2)
I took a deep breath and said, "Do you think Zhou Orangutan is really mentally ill?"
"Xiao Ming did go a little too far just now."
"He is a little impulsive, which is very inappropriate."
"Forget it, if you meet someone as tough as Zhou Orang, you won't have a temper. Is he just a tough guy? He's trying to make Xiao Ming angry."
I smiled. "Zhou Orangutan has always been like this. He gets whatever he thinks and does whatever he thinks. He has his background. Do you think that a person with his background will be really afraid of Xiao Ming? Moreover, he thinks Today is April Fool's Day. The teacher is also a human being. It's nothing for him to entertain. Who knows, Xiao Ming has gone beyond the scope of human beings, so Zhou Orangutan is in trouble."
"I'm going to fuck you. If Xiao Ming dares to talk to me like that next time, I'll chop him up. It's a fucking shame." Chen Yang followed and scolded, "I'm going to fuck him."
"Okay, okay."
Brother Xu took a deep breath, "You idiot Liu, you caused a few of us to be beaten by Xiao Ming. Let's settle this debt later."
As soon as I heard, "Hey, what a fool, it's none of my business. You yourself know that this matter was not done by me, but by our orangutan brother. You go and settle the score with the orangutan brother."
"Who dares to go to Brother Orangutan now?"
"Okay, you first call Zhou Orangutan to find out what he is doing. Don't let him mess around. This matter will be over after it is over. Anyway, we are ignoring it. If we make a fuss, it won't hurt anyone. good."
I sighed, "Have you really made Xiao Ming angry today?"
"I'm so fucking pissed off."
I turned around and looked at Chen Yang, feeling a little helpless.
Brother Xu smiled and said, "Let's call first."
"Yeah, okay."
Then I took out the phone and called Zhou Orang orangutan, "Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off." Then there was a sentence in foreign language,
I took a deep breath and then looked at Brother Xu, "The problem is serious."
When Brother Xu heard this, he turned to me and asked, "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" I smiled. "The orangutan's phone is turned off and can't be reached."
"He shouldn't be trying to come up with something new."
"Actually, it's okay even if you struggle."
"What's wrong?" Brother Xu asked me,
"You have to follow him anyway." I pointed at Brother Xu, "You swore to me on the life of your whole family."
Brother Xu gave me a depressed look, "Can you please don't mention this?"
I laughed "haha" twice, "If you weren't afraid that Orangutan Zhou would do something new and dragged you along, how could you care so much about Orangutan Zhou?"
"It's natural to care. We all have a good relationship."
"Well, I know, anyway, if Zhou Orangutan does unusual things, that is normal. Zhou Orangutan is normal and handles everything steadily. That is abnormal." I pointed at Brother Xu. He smiled, then reached out and patted his shoulder, "Brother, you should take more care of yourself."
"Go away." Brother Xu cursed at me, "What can he do?"
"God knows."
Brother Xu took a deep breath, "He really pulled you and jumped off the building last time."
"Well, I swear, it's true. You can ask Qiao Goulu."
"Fuck, I'm done." Then Brother Xu stopped talking, turned around and lay down, as if he wanted to sleep, but he probably couldn't sleep either.
I smiled and was just about to go to bed when Brother Ze patted my shoulder from behind and said, "Liu'er."
I turned around and said, "What's wrong?"
Brother Ze thought for a while, and then said, "I feel that there are some things that are quite embarrassing. I don't know whether I should say it or not."
I glanced at him and said, "Well, if you want to say it, say it. If you don't want to say it, don't say it."
"I'm telling you seriously, I'm serious."
I smiled and said, "You just watched the show for a long time, did you enjoy it?"
Brother Ze touched his head and said, "Seriously, Zhou Orangutan is so damn powerful."
"I'm so angry that Xiao Ming is stronger than Zhou Guofa. He even dares to beat Zhou Guofa's children like this."
"Nonsense, Xiao Ming will definitely be blown away by Zhou Orangutan." Brother Ze smiled and said, "Liu'er, I've been very confused recently."
"Well, what are you struggling with."
“I’m struggling with the issue between my wife and me.”
"Your wife broke up with you."
"No, my wife slept with me."
"Then what."
"And my wife is not a virgin."
"That's what I'm struggling with."
Brother Ze glanced at me, "Actually, that's not the case, there are more serious things."
"Well, tell me." I smiled at Brother Ze, "Hurry up, I want to go to bed after you finish talking. I finally made Xiao Ming angry and left."
Brother Ze looked at me and said, "It's my wife's problem."
"Why are you so stained?"
"I don't know what to say."
"Just tell me, isn't she a virgin? What's wrong?"
"No, this problem is not serious either."
"Then continue."
"I don't have any virginity plot. I always think that I will be satisfied if she can be with me. I don't care if she is a virgin or not. I will treat her well. The problem is that his status is a bit special. We have been entangled for a long time. Now, do you want to make our relationship public?"
I glanced at Brother Ze, "Have you hooked up with Xiao Ming's wife? You have a special status and are stupid."
"Liu'er, I'm telling you something serious."
"Sir, please don't tell me serious things today. I will listen to you as if they are not serious."
"No, what I told you is true. You also know that I never lie."
I smiled and said, "Yeah, you're not lying, keep going."
"You all actually know my wife."
"Yeah, keep going."
"It's just that my wife has never let me make it public, but now I don't want to have any underground affair with him."
"Yeah, keep going."
"So I'm going to make it public."
"Yeah, keep going,"
"But my wife has a special status."
"Yeah, keep going."
"The two of us have been thinking about it for a long time, but we don't know how to make it public."
"Yeah, keep going."
"I'm afraid it will affect my relationship with some people."
"Yeah, keep going."
"So I need your help."
"Yeah, keep going."
"Continue, continue what."
"Yeah, keep going."
"Continue."
To be continued...