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【849】April Fools(2/2)

"Fuck" Brother Ze scolded me, "I'm telling you seriously, I've never lied to anyone, you know."

"Well" I pointed to the empty seat, which was the seat occupied by Zhou Orangutan. "Who do you think is the real one between you and that guy and has never lied to anyone?"

Brother Ze glanced at me, and then thought deeply for a while, "I am different from him."

"Yeah, it's different." Then I smiled at Brother Ze, "Just tell me, who is more honest, you or him? Touch your conscience and say, what is Zhou Orangutan's slogan? You can only be fooled by others." You’re not trying to fool people, right?”

Brother Ze sighed, "Well, I know this."

"That's it." I smiled, "You have seen what happened today."

"The problem is that what I say is really true."

"Well, if you talk about a more evil person coming out, I will believe it even more. Okay, if someone likes you, you can pull him down."

"What I said is true. How about we both prove it to you after class?"

"No, I'm not interested. I'm just celebrating April Fool's Day today. Why do everyone want to make fun of me? Is it because I'm handsome?"

"Can you stop being so disgusting?"

"That's right, narcissist."

I glanced at Brother Ze, and then smiled at him, "You see, the secret has been revealed. If you tell her together, I don't believe it. You should find someone else to fool me. I'm very busy, really."

Brother Ze felt a little crazy, and then took a deep breath, "I just don't believe it, right?"

"Well, I don't believe it."

"Okay then, go to sleep."

"Okay." I smiled, then lay down, and was about to go to bed. Before going to bed, I also said, "I, Wang Yue, have always only deceived others, and I have never been deceived by others."

then fall asleep,

Xiao Ming didn’t show up all morning. I was woken up by the phone in my pocket when school was about to end at noon.

I picked up the phone in confusion, then looked at the address book, glanced at the teacher on the podium, dropped the pen,

I got under the seat and said "Hey."

"Liuliu, hurry up, hurry up." Xiyu said anxiously,

"What are you doing?"

"Someone wants to hit me, please hurry up."

"Well, where is it."

"In front of our class, come quickly."

"Well, you were in physical education class. On the playground, you said someone hit you at the door of your class."

When Xiyu heard this, he laughed and said, "Oh, how did you know we have physical education classes?"

"It's just one class a week, and it's the last class. Can I not remember it? Or can you make the phone call so calmly?"

"I knew I couldn't lie to you." Xi Yu was a little depressed. "You're not in a hurry. Do you know what day it is today?"

"Okay, okay, I'm going to bed first. I'm sleepy. I didn't sleep well yesterday."

"You should be early, don't be late, go to bed, Liuliu, and go eat something delicious at noon."

"Uh-huh" I hung up the phone and looked at the people around me. They were all sleeping. I felt that these people were very boring. Today, on this holiday, everyone started to cheat on each other, but now there is very little success. Yes, most of them started playing pranks,

somewhat comfortable,

Xiao Ming didn’t know what he was doing.

I haven’t seen him since, and he hasn’t asked us to teach him about margin.

I went to have dinner with Xiyu at noon. When she saw me, she tried to lie to me, but I exposed it. She was also a little depressed, and suddenly she was very happy. Her childhood was really beautiful, everyone was carefree.

Orangutan Zhou is always unusual, because Orangutan Zhou is not an ordinary person, he has surpassed ordinary people,

I was sleeping in the afternoon,

Then, the door to our class was kicked open.

I rubbed my eyes confusedly, and then looked at the door. Orangutan Zhou appeared, wearing a brand new Adidas sportswear and a pair of white Adidas basketball shoes. He appeared in front of him with the attitude of a winner and a proud smile.

In front of everyone, he waved to us,

What greeted him immediately was the history teacher's history textbook and the words "Go away."
Chapter completed!
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