Leaves, early spring, midnight, after rain.

A man with a slightly decadent beard sat on a park bench looking up at the starry sky after the rain, with many empty wine bottles placed on the chair.

The only difference from the ordinary waste uncle is perhaps the outline of the cheeks under the sighing stubble, although it has tended to be deteriorated.

The man in his thirties looked like he was drinking and still holding a lollipop in his mouth. He only felt like a man who was not full of mental illness and was very perverted.

What's even more strange is that there is a black and white plush creature next to it, wearing a hooded sweatshirt with the word "Emperor" written on it, sitting lazily like a human, with a claw holding a catnip cigarette, and a bottle of Mutian Liquor in her arms.

Only after getting close can you find that this guy is not a pig, but a cat.

"Sanmaru, I heard that cats will transform into beautiful girls on moonlit nights. When will you become? I hope it is a big-breasted loli with a black hair of 1.48 meters," Uchiha Toe raised the sake bottle and took a sip, asking vaguely in his mouth.

"Chi... You are thirty years old. When can you give up this unrealistic fantasy? Even if it changes, the old man will become a young handsome man. Go and hook up with girls. The old man is the husband!" Fei Mao Sanmao took a sip of Mu Tianliao wine with contempt.

"It's Shisui! Shisui! Although there is only a difference between thirty and twenty-nine, the gap is like a sweet strawberry lollipop and a rotten stinky mouse. The popularity during this period is not something that can't be said nonsense!" Uchiha Toe blushed and defended angrily.

"Is there a difference? You have been a rotten mouse all the time. When did you become a strawberry lollipop? Because of your fame, I have no shame in the ninja cat world." Sanmaru tried hard to lift his right foot, trying to scratch his chin, but he couldn't reach it.

"I regret it... I regret it. I regret why I tried to buy time travel business on Bingxixi. If I don't greed for this cheapness, I wouldn't come to this sad place. If I don't come to this sad place, I wouldn't encounter such sad things that would destroy the whole family..." Uchiha Tooe covered his forehead and began to murmur with deep resentment.

"You are drunk and start talking nonsense again." Sanmaru also took a sip of Mu Tianli wine, squinted his eyes comfortably and snored.

Uchiha Toe has traveled through for twenty-nine years, and has lived longer than in his previous life, so long that he even forgot many things in his previous life.

From the first glance of birth after traveling through time, there is a system in my eyes, but this system consumes too much energy during traveling through time, with a loading level of only 97%. I don’t even know the content, but I slowly absorb the energy from my body to charge it at every moment.

So Uchiha Toe, a child who showed strong interest in the pornographic magazines hidden under the mattress at the age of three, often faced two dark circles, was weak and was hailed as a young master of kidney deficiency.

Because of the excessive physical energy consumption, I can't train physically, so I can only go shopping lazily with a lollipop in my arms all day long, telling some stories, and teasing children of the same age.

Looking at the progress bar that is slow but is rising steadily every day, Uchiha Toe is expected to officially start the system when he graduates at the age of 12.

Relying on his golden fingers to support him, Uchiha Toe, who has no physical strength, cannot practice and almost always paddling in his studies. He can lie under the desk to pick up a pen throughout the summer.

It’s not that he doesn’t want to practice seriously, but that he is mainly exhausted every day, and is as tired as the medicine residue that has been hollowed out by a rich woman in a cowherd’s shop. He has no energy to practice anything else. He can only read some inappropriate magazines to waste time.

So, at home, the better the eldest brother Uchiha Fugao is, the more innocent Tomoe is, and the more praises Fugao has received, the more beaten Tomoe has received.

Fugao is known as the light of Uchiha, and Toe is known as the shame of Uchiha.

I originally thought that the day when the golden finger arrived, the Dragon King returned, the useless man made a counterattack, pretended to slap in the face, married the rich and beautiful woman, and reached the peak of his life.

However, he was stunned on the day of graduation.

With a progress bar of 99.9%, no matter how chakra is injected, it will not fluctuate any more.

System prompts: The remaining 0.1% needs to be injected into two pulls, and you can get people to help you take the bet.

So Fujiang could only be shameless and asked for a chakra to slash him like a tribe. Finally, at the age of 20, he pulled the progress bar to 99.99%.

The required two-point chala successfully advanced to the chala.

This year, the eldest brother Fugao has returned from the battlefield king of the three battles and won the title of "Eye of Evil". He succeeded the leader of Uchiha, married Uchiha Bai Fumi and Mikoto, and became the winner of life, and easily achieved Toe's life goal.

Uchiha Toe, who is also the son of the clan leader, didn't even open a mittens. If it weren't for the fact that he looked a little similar to Fugaki, he even suspected that the beggar at the entrance of the village was his own father.

Seeing major events passing by, Obito devil pretending to die, Kakashi's team fell apart, and Toe, who could barely be considered a low-nin level, had no choice but to be incompetent, and was unable to turn the wheel of history.

But he hasn't completely lost yet!

He wants to have a gamble!

That night, the Nine-Tail Rebellion.

The evil chakra burned the entire Konoha like a substantial flame.

Uchiha Toe took the opportunity to plunder a large number of Nine-tailed Chakra injection systems.

This time it was successful!

Successful...

99.999% of the kilograms were successfully upgraded to kilograms.

When Fu Jiang realized that he had lost all his money by Bing Xixi, he tried to take a new path again and found that the golden years that were most suitable for development had disappeared.

In addition, as the night of the genocide is approaching, Uchiha Toe is desperate, completely lying down, completely leaping into erotic enjoyment, and never asking anyone to cut a knife again.

Destroy the world, I'm tired...

...

"I regret it...If you do it again, I might as well...burn the curtains...beat the school beauties...dear the teacher...it's great to be a trendy singer...at least I won't die alone..."

Uchiha Toe chewed the strawberry-flavored lollipop in his mouth, lying on the bench and looking at the bright moon in the starry sky. Sanmaru was already drunk and fell asleep on the bench. The chubby flesh was just used as a pillow.

Suddenly, several masked black shadows ran over on the park wall. After seeing Fujiang, one of the shortest figures stopped, explained to his companions twice, and jumped to the park bench in an instant.

"Oh, Itachi, it's been a long time since I saw you." Before Amba could speak, Uchiha Toe recognized this nephew of the filial son who had been playing with since childhood.

"Uncle II, you actually recognized it." Itachi took off his mask and showed his still tender face.

"Ha, your weasel tail is revealed!" Thinking that this would kill his dear nephew in the near future, Uchiha Toe chuckled like a self-deprecating person.

"..." Itachi looked at the irrelevant second uncle speechless. He liked to joke about himself since he was a child, saying that he was reincarnated by a weasel, otherwise why would his father name him Itachi?

It made me feel that I was really a weasel for a long time, and I asked my mother to hide her tail every day.

"Uncle II, you're drinking again, hurry up and go back. It's very dangerous to be alone at night." Itachi looked at the bottle on the chair and shook his head helplessly.

Although the second uncle was not very reliable in the past, he never drank alcohol. I don’t know why he became a little depraved after entering the Ancient World.

The key is that two lemon fructose were stuffed into the wine bottle, and I was very suspicious of my second uncle's strange taste.

Perhaps others think that Uncle Er is a happy fool who is careless all day long, but Itachi knows that Uncle Er knows a lot of things, makes many fun toys, tells many fun stories, and has a lot of ideas about cultivation. However, under the dazzling halo of his father, Uncle Er seems particularly useless.

"I know, I know, I'm useless, I have the lowest fighting power in Konoha. Even Parker can beat me, but there's no need to say that it's dangerous at night to scare me? I'm not a three-year-old." Uchiha Toe waved his hand powerlessly.

"I don't mean that, Uncle II..." Itachi quickly explained: "The prison was in an accident today, and a prisoner escaped. The entire Ancient Bo is pursuing it with all his might. You must be careful."

"Really, what are the guards in the prison doing for food... But you don't have to be so alarmist. This is Konoha base camp. Even if the prisoners escape, they are not too late to escape. Will they come to the village center to attack? You are too careful, my stupid nephew..." Uchiha Toe didn't feel any sense of crisis at all, and even turned over and planned to sleep in the park today.

"Well, that's the case, but safety still needs to be put first, that... I'll go on the mission first, you go home early." Itachi nodded, and he didn't think that the escaped prisoners would come to the village.

"Why are you so anxious? Are you going to play a game of Naruto?" Uchiha Toe suddenly sat up and took out a stack of cards from his arms.

"Uncle Second...Not at this time..." Itachi was a little embarrassed.

"If you don't suck at work, you have any thoughts. Come while your father is not here." Uchiha Toe has even started a reshuffle.

"Uncle II, it really doesn't work. The task in the Ancient Tribe is the heaviest." Itachi's attitude was very firm this time.

"Itachi, you are not adorable anymore." Toojiang looked at Itachi with a resentful look on his face and said earnestly:

"Itachi, after listening to the advice of the second uncle, the things in the Anbu are empty, and the water inside is very deep. You can't control it. Give me the quota. I'm Toojiang, and I'm not afraid of the depth of the water."

"..." Itachi remembered that when he was given a place to enter the Ancient Tribe, his second uncle had the courage to duel with his father for the first time to prevent him from entering the Ancient Tribe.

The ending was naturally that the second uncle was beaten to a bruised face, and he still went into the dark area...

On the first day of entering the Anbu, he knew that the village's vigilance and hostility towards the Uchiha clan had reached a very strong point, and even set up a special sentry tower to monitor the Uchiha clan.

From then on, all happiness, innocence and happiness left him.

"Forget it, I feel disappointed when I see you like this! Blooming..." Uchiha Toyoe waved his hand impatiently and asked Itachi to leave quickly.

"Well... Second Uncle is careful." Itachi nodded.

"By the way, which bastard escaped from prison? Do you want your second uncle to help you?" Uchiha Tooe asked casually. He has been in the Uchiha police force for more than ten years, and he also had two tricks to catch thieves back then.

"Not one, it's the Nine Snake Guard who has escaped from prison..." Itachi thought about it and said the information that would be released sooner or later.

The so-called Nine Snake Guard was Orochimaru's nine capable subordinates when he was in Konoha. He was quite powerful and had unique skills, helping Orochimaru commit many inhuman sins.

When Orochimaru's human body test was exposed, he did not have time to notify the Nine Snake Guard when he defected, resulting in all the Nine Snake Guards being arrested and imprisoned.

When Uchiha Toe heard this name, his expression that the sky was not even falling was gradually stiff.

"Uncle II?Uncle II? What's wrong with you?" Itachi waved his hand in front of Toojiang's eyes.

"Ah... My intermittent night will be afraid that the syndrome will suddenly occur. Itachi, help me and send me home, hurry!" Fu Jiang was shocked and jumped up from the bench.

"What?" Itachi looked at the nervous Toogi for a moment.

"Take your third uncle with you and run away." Tooe picked up Sanmaru and threw it into Itachi's arms.

"What the hell is wrong?" Itachi's body sank and almost suspected that he had been thrown into a mountain.

"Do you know who caught the Nine Snake Guard?" Fu Jiang said mysteriously.

"I don't know." Itachi said honestly.

"Your second uncle, I!" Fu Jiang gave him a thumbs up and pointed at him with great pride.

"Really? I don't believe it." Itachi shook his head.

"Ahem... at least pretending to be admiring, just perfunctory me..."

"Uncle II is so awesome." Itachi praised expressionlessly.
Chapter completed!