Itachi looked down on this second uncle.

Perhaps not everyone in this Nine Snake Guard is particularly strong, but the weirdness of ninjutsu is definitely the most difficult to deal with. This second uncle...

Could it be that he told a cold joke that made them all cold to death?

"I knew you didn't believe me, let's go and say as you walked." Fujiang waved.

"Um..." Itachi looked at the direction of Anbu's companion leaving, thought for two seconds before nodding: "Well, I'll take you home."

"That's right!" Fujiang stood up and wrapped the old khaki turtleneck windbreaker that had not been washed once in a few years: "Walk."

"Yes." Itachi hugged Sanmaru, who was as heavy as a large stone pier in the training ground, and walked side by side with Tooe.

"It's not easy to live in Anbu this time. Look at you, the tears are getting deeper, like Lin Daiyu." Fujiang sighed at the Itachi who was only half a head shorter than him.

Since Itachi joined the Anbu, it was not far from extermination. His half-baked Shinin was like a grouse in a storm, and the salted fish on the chopping board was powerless to shake the inertia of history.

I wonder if Itachi would let his second uncle go as far as he has taken him to peep at the female bathhouse since he was a child.

If it really doesn't work, he has a reliable plan...

I heard that there is a daughter country called Fuzi Village in the ninja world. The countries there are all women. I really had no choice but to flee there to revitalize the Uchiha clan and work hard every day. Twenty years later, at a command, he returned to Konoha with a hundred thousand red-eyed descendants to take revenge.

"It's okay." Itachi replied casually. He knew that Lin Daiyu was the strong woman who was extremely powerful and could pull up willow trees with her bare hands, but she just cried a little.

"Why, I'm only a few years old, I've learned to keep my thoughts in my heart? Uncle Er has watched you grow up, and you can tell what you want to shit when you stick out your butt... Isn't it just the mess in the village and tribe? I think it's good to be thrown into the police force like this and isolate it. It's useless to get paid and not work. How can this be done in the world?" Fujiang walked the uninhabited path with his head in the back of his head.

Since the Kyuuba Rebellion six years ago, Konoha has suffered numerous casualties and wounded people from ninjas to civilians, and half of the village has been destroyed. The Sharingan reflected in Kyuuba's eyes has pushed the already dissatisfied Uchiha clan to the forefront, making the entire village harbor malicious intentions towards them.

The police force, which was originally responsible for the village garrison mission, was completely taken over by the secret department. They became a group of waste who hid in the police department all day long, but at least they should pay no less.

"Well... If the people in the entire clan could be as happy as the second uncle, maybe there wouldn't be these troubles." Itachi nodded slightly in agreement.

"The key word for your words seems to be on "second", but Fugao is so. If you throw such a lot of pressure to a child, even a dog can't do this... I think you should relax, why not go out for a date with your girlfriend on the weekend!" Fujiang suddenly raised a thumb, revealing his shiny big white teeth.

"That... I'm very busy... and Izumi is just my ordinary friend..." When I heard the second uncle mention Izumi, Itachi's face turned slightly red and he immediately turned his head away.

"Oh, Itachi, I didn't mention Izumi Jiang just now... Listen to who is not telling me?" Toojiang smiled evilly.

"Uncle II, didn't you just tell me about your arrest of Jiushe Guard?" Itachi immediately opened up the topic. Now that the conflict between the family and the village is sparking at any time, he has no energy to take into account the love between his children.

"That... listen well, it's a cloudy summer day. I calculated with my fingers that something big would happen to Konoha. I took your third uncle to ambush on the way they escaped early, and then scolded them with a three-inch tongue. Taking advantage of their incomparable ashamed, I was the art of fire escape dragon flame singing, your third uncle and the other were the clawed claws..."

"Can you brag and don't bring me with you..." Sanmaru turned over in Itachi's arms lazily, making Itachi feel like a giant dragon twisting in its arms.

Fu Jiang's face turned red, and blue veins bloomed on his forehead, and he argued: "How can it be called bragging... Can the story told by Uncle Er be called bragging?"

Itachi smiled and shook his head. It was not a day or two for uncle who loves to brag. When he was a child, he listened to uncle telling stories. For a long time, he thought that uncle was really a hidden man who punched Kaguyaki on the Moon and kicked Iwaki Onoki. Finally, because of his invincibility, he returned to the village to retire.

Itachi wanted to say something, but suddenly his face froze.

"What's wrong?" Toojiang asked.

"Sorry, Uncle II, there is a fight in its original body." Itachi shook his head.

"Original???" Fujiang felt that the leaves after the rain were a little wet, which made him confused.

"Uncle Second, be careful." Itachi turned into smoke and dissipated with a bang.

"???" Ninmao Sanmaru fell to the ground, causing the ground to tremble slightly, and his head was covered with question marks.

"This brat...when did you show the shadow clone? Even the second uncle dared to do it perfunctorily..." Fujiang smiled mockingly.

"You said... You are so miserable by you. You won't really come to take revenge after you escape, right?" Sanmaru twisted his body a few times before standing up.

"Is it true that you are talking about human things? I heard so terrible at night. Let's hide in the park. If there is really a Jiusnake Guard who runs to our house, click here, my future 100,000 Uchiha's descendants have lost their father before they were born. How pitiful." Fujiang touched his neck, feeling that the cold wind at night was like a poisonous snake drilling into his neck.

"Stop fantasizing. Even if you go to Fuzi Village, people will not look down on you, a thirty-year-old deteriorating uncle." Sanmaru rolled his eyes and mocked him ruthlessly.

"Twenty-nine! Twenty-nine! Age is a very rigorous number! How can you tamper with it at will!" Fujiang said angrily.

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"Okay, how can I be solid..." Uchiha Toyoe suddenly realized something was wrong, and he suddenly woke up to seven points. As soon as he looked up, a young and beautiful girl hung upside down on the tree like an umbrella lizard, and the two of them were almost looking up.

"Gudong..." Uchiha Toe stopped in the same place and blushed, swallowing hard. Two lifetimes of singleness, this was the first time he had approached a woman so close.

"Yeah, it's pretty."

"You blushed and bubble teapot. She was wearing a prison uniform. Run!" Although Sanmaru was fat, he reached out and flew around and kicked Fujiang in the stomach. Fujiang felt like he was hit by a heavy locomotive, and he flew out.

Even so, it was too late. The beautiful girl hanging upside down on the tree suddenly grinned, her mouth grinned to her ears, revealing her uneven fangs. Her beautiful appearance was instantly damaged by a bloody crack.

"Am I still pretty?"

The neck was crazily stretched out and frantically. Fei chased and bit Too Jiang's neck, and quickly shrank back, licking the blood on the tip of his lips and tongue with pleasure: "Three years... I haven't tasted blood donation in three years... Uchiha Too Jiang, do you know how crazy I'm waiting for you to bite you?"

"The curse... the curse seal... the big snake fluid technique... it is indeed... the Nine Snake Guard..." Although Uchiha Toe was naughty, his eyes were still there. Looking at the snake-shaped spell spreading from his neck and the incredibly twisted neck, he easily guessed the other party's identity.

"Oh...I just remembered it now? I haven't forgotten your slut. My name is Hoshinoku. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid we would have had a good relationship with the great Orochimaru. How could we stay in that damn prison for three years?" The young woman in a ragged prison uniform bent down and grabbed Toe's collar.

"Ajiu... listen to my argument..." Uchiha Toe kept swallowing nervously, because at this angle, he could see some parts that were not suitable for children in his loose prison uniform.

But at this time, he had no intention of the rift girl, but his fingers kept hinting behind him that Sanmaru would hurry up and call people. No Jiushe Guard could win, not to mention that he was a tycoon when he came up and was sealed.

"I came here to kill you. It seems that Lord Orochimaru has really good luck. If you are hiding in the Uchiha clan, you may be a little troublesome. Hehe, here... you can try to leave your last words, although I won't listen..." The woman of the Nine Snake Guard licked her lips with laughter, and suddenly looked at Uchiha Tooe's straight eyes again, thinking in confusion:

"Well? The curse seal given to me by Lord Orochimaru only has strong binding ability, and I have never seen any side effects of blushing..."

Follow Uchiha Tooe's straight eyes...

I actually looked in with my loose prison uniform collar...

"Ah! You are still in the middle of death. You will only eat rice in the world? Go to die!" Snake Kuo grabbed Fujiang like crazy and flew out, just hitting the fat cat who was sneaking and trying to escape and shouting.

"Damn it!! I'm crushing me to death! Get up and drive!" Sanmaru screamed but couldn't push Toe away.

"Haha...haha...it hurts so much...hahaha..." Uchiha Toe laughed like a fool, vomiting blood while laughing wildly.

"What? Are you stupid now?" Snake Kuo spat out of disgust and walked step by step.

Uchiha Toe was still laughing. He didn't have the heart to see any erotic scenes until his death was about to come. He was laughing at his own system that was fixed to 99.999%. After absorbing the chakra of Orochimaru's curse seal, it reached 100%, and turned on the golden finger.

"Everything Point System is enabled"

"You can add points to any existing thing and obtain powerful attributes."

"Uchiha Toe"+

"Age: 30 years old"+

"Gender: Male"+

"Body Energy: 10 Points"+

"Mental Energy: 15 o'clock"+

"Ninjutsu: Transformation, Stand-in, Clan, Uchiha swordsmanship, and Fireball Technique..."+

"Initial point: 5 points"

"Any behavior has the possibility of getting points."

"Is there only five points? Quick... add some for me, kaleidoscope, I want kaleidoscope!" Fujiang thought excitedly.

The system answered ruthlessly, and there was no prompt except that, as if everything was waiting for him to explore.

"Geneva, refund the money!!!" Uchiha Toe almost roared, and Snake Ku had already walked over step by step. Even if she was a villain, she would never give herself more nonsense. She would definitely bite her neck and burst into juice in the next second.

Dead under the mouth of the woman with a rift... This way of death is too frustrating!

But when I went out to drink wine in the village, who would carry my ninja tools with me? I didn’t have any other ninja tools that I could add. Even adding points to the three pills would indicate that I didn’t have enough points.

During life and death, Uchiha Toe touched a small tree stick as thick as a finger fell on the ground, like a child who broke it down as a sword and threw it on the ground.

A tree branch that can't be more ordinary, you can't tell that the points are not enough, right?

"Add some more!" Uchiha Toe grabbed the branch and treated the dead horse as a living horse.

A prompt immediately appeared in his eyes:

"Tree Branches"

1: Give the branch a cool name.

2: Grow a strawberry-flavored orange.

3: It hurts when spanking

4:10% chance of random mutation (it takes a little more)

Uchiha Toe stopped thinking while holding the branch.

"If there is no last words... then prepare to die..." Snake Kuo had already walked in front of him, his mouth was split, and the corners of his mouth were raised high, showing a strange smile again.

"Qiaodou Mababa... I ask three questions. If you answer, I will never resist and let you kill them!"

"If I told you that this branch has a cool name, would you let me go?" Uchiha Toe himself could not think about making the right choice, so he could only ask the enemy.

"Hmm?" Snake Ku tilted his head to look at the fool's expression.

"Okay, it seems not. Next, do you like eating strawberry-flavored oranges?" Uchiha Toe continued to ask.

"I like to eat your mom!" Snake Ku was already impatient.
To be continued...