[Text] Chapter 160 Once upon a time there was a mountain
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"So why are you so busy with your business? I forgive you for not turning on your phone." Tu Junwei said very generously.
Just as Peng Liang was about to say something, the phone rang again. Peng Liang looked at it and saw that it was Xu Xiaoyu calling.
Peng Liang was confused, should he accept it or not?
"Why don't you answer the phone? Could it be that some chick called you? But you want to get rid of her?" Yang Qing smiled obscenely.
Peng Liang was depressed for a moment. If he didn't answer the phone, he didn't know what unpleasant words would come out of the mouths of these animals.
"Xiaoyu, why did you remember to call me? Do you miss me?" Peng Liang asked.
Xu Xiaoyu roared angrily: "Smelly master, stinky gangster, where are you?"
Peng Liang was sweating violently. Listening to it, he felt that this girl had a lot of resentment towards his brother. Didn't he just take off her bra once yesterday? Is this the case? When he was doing push-ups on her in the morning, his brother was always there.
She probably doesn't know anything about singing and playing lullabies.
Oops, Peng Liang suddenly remembered that in the middle of the night, Peng Liang helped her put the hood back on. Didn't this clearly tell her that he went to her dormitory at night?
"Come out right away, right away." Xu Xiaoyu said angrily.
Peng Liang asked depressedly: "Where are you going? You just need to tell me the address."
"You drive to my dormitory first. You probably haven't returned Caidi's car to her yet, right?" Xu Xiaoyu said.
"Wait, we'll be there soon." Peng Liang hung up the phone after saying that.
"This is from Xu Xiaoyu? Are you going out now? Check out a room?" Tu Junwei asked.
Peng Liang sweated a little. Are you still renting a room in this state? It's a good thing if she doesn't kill me.
"I don't know what happened, so I went out first." After Peng Liang said that, he ran away without giving the animals a chance to ask questions.
Peng Liang drove the car and soon arrived at the downstairs of Xu Xiaoyu's dormitory. Xu Xiaoyu was already waiting there. After Xu Xiaoyu got in the car, he said directly: "Go outside and find a place where no one is around."
Peng Liang was stunned for a moment, what's going on? Is he going to play with car shock? Oh my god, happiness comes so fast, Peng Liang can't accept it for a while.
However, although Kyoto is a large city, it is also very prosperous. Where is the place without people?
Peng Liang had never been to Kyoto, so how could he know where there was no one there? He simply pulled Xu Xiaoyu and drove in the direction of Liu Xu's house.
"Hey, where are you going? You're almost out of Kyoto." Xu Xiaoyu said dissatisfied.
Peng Liang asked: "Aren't you looking for a place where no one is around? The city of Kyoto is too prosperous. I think it is safer in the wilderness."
"What's not safe? Just park here." Xu Xiaoyu said.
Peng Liang was stunned for a moment and looked around. There were not many people, but there were a lot of cars. If it was just cars, he shouldn't care about the cars parked on the roadside, right? Peng Liang chuckled, the legendary car shake, brother
You will experience it today.
"Did you run into my dormitory last night?" Xu Xiaoyu asked.
Peng Liang hesitated for a moment and nodded. There was no way to deny this. He had already helped her put on her underwear, so it was okay not to admit it.
When Xu Xiaoyu saw Peng Liang nodding, she immediately got mad and reached out to pinch Peng Liang's waist. There was no fat? How is this possible? Xu Xiaoyu lifted up Peng Liang's clothes without believing anything.
"What are you going to do?" Peng Liang asked in horror.
Looking at Peng Liang's expression, it seemed as if he was afraid of being raped. Xu Xiaoyu almost vomited blood. Is this guy supposed to be worried about me?
Lifting up Peng Liang's clothes, Xu Xiaoyu's eyes widened. Peng Liang's body was full of well-defined muscles. What a perfect figure. Xu Xiaoyu was stunned.
"What on earth do you want to do?" Peng Liang asked.
Only then did Xu Xiaoyu come back to her senses and glared at Peng Liang fiercely. Since I couldn't pinch the soft flesh around his waist, I would pull his ears. Xu Xiaoyu pulled Peng Liang's ears and said angrily: "Why did I wake up in the morning?"
, will you change your underwear? What on earth did you do to me?"
Peng Liang smiled bitterly and said, "It's nothing, really. I helped you change your underwear and then I left."
"Then please explain, why is there drool all over my face?"
Peng Liang was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that when he was doing push-ups at the end of this morning, he had been kissing Xu Xiaoyu. It was normal for her to have drool on her face, but she couldn't talk nonsense. Peng Liang could only say: "I think you are mistaken.
Oh, that's not saliva at all, but tap water. I saw your face was a little dirty, so I wiped it with a towel for you."
Xu Xiaoyu snorted coldly: "Do you think I will believe you? Little Peng Liang from kindergarten can lie better than you."
Of course Peng Liang couldn't tell the truth, so he could only bite the bullet and said: "That's really tap water. I'm your master. I never lie."
"You still know that you are my master? As a master, you ran into the female apprentice's room in the middle of the night and helped her change into underwear. How can you let others believe you?" Xu Xiaoyu said dissatisfied.
Peng Liang said: "Well, I was afraid that giving it back to you would make you feel shy, so I quietly changed it back for you in the middle of the night."
"Make it up, keep making it up." Xu Xiaoyu crossed her shoulders and looked at Peng Liang with a sneer.
Peng Liang said helplessly: "Why don't you believe me?"
"Excuse me, do you have anything worthy of my trust?" Xu Xiaoyu sneered.
"Alas, the world laughs at me for being so crazy." Peng Liang said slowly.
Xu Xiaoyu snorted: "It's amazing to be able to recite poetry. Don't try to fool around with something so simple."
"I laugh at how the world could see it." Peng Liang continued to read the poem.
A black line appeared on Xu Xiaoyu's forehead: "This joke is not funny at all."
Peng Liang said: "Really? Then I will change it for you. Once upon a time, there was a mountain..."
"Shut up." Xu Xiaoyu immediately interrupted Peng Liang. Xu Xiaoyu was very depressed. Why didn't he find Peng Liang so talkative before?
"You must explain everything to me honestly and clearly today. Why did you take off my underwear yesterday, and then ran into my dormitory in the middle of the night and helped me change my underwear? Also, I was originally wearing
Did you take your underwear away again? Also, why is there so much saliva on my face?" Xu Xiaoyu said.
Peng Liang sighed helplessly, with a sad expression on his face.
Seeing Peng Liang's expression, Xu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment. Is there something unspeakable hidden in it?
"I am the Almighty God, do you understand?" Peng Liang asked.
Xu Xiaoyu pouted: "Isn't it just that the game is better and the singing is better? What else?"