"Yesterday, I successfully mastered another skill, unlocking. Therefore, I mainly wanted to test my ability. I first attracted your attention during the day and let you guard against me in the middle of the night. But I still succeeded easily."
Peng Liang said.
Xu Xiaoyu sweated and asked depressedly: "Your purpose is to test your bullshit technology?"
"Yes." Peng Liang said.
Xu Xiaoyu struggled for a moment and asked: "Then did you do anything strange to me while I was sleeping?"
"No, absolutely not, I swear to God." Peng Liang said swornly.
"Then what's the matter with all the drool on my face?"
"Well, last night, I was afraid that I would be hungry in the middle of the night, so I brought some dry food. It was so delicious that I drooled. If you didn't pay attention, it flowed onto your face." Peng Liang
said.
Xu Xiaoyu said dissatisfied: "How is it possible? Please be more serious when you make excuses? How is it possible that you are drooling so much?"
"Okay, I was eating cake and it accidentally fell on your face. I was afraid of wasting it, so I licked it clean." Peng Liang said.
Xu Xiaoyu was stunned for a whole minute. Peng Liang felt that the other party was on the verge of an explosion. Peng Liang wondered if he should abandon the car and run away now? This car was not his own anyway.
"Then did you lick my mouth?" Xu Xiaoyu asked.
"No, absolutely not," Peng Liang said.
Xu Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, the first kiss is still there."
Peng Liang suddenly felt as if he was struck by lightning. It turns out that all this girl cares about is her first kiss. If I had known better, I would have just told her that her first kiss was still there. I wasted half a day's saliva.
Suddenly, Xu Xiaoyu's eyes rolled: "No, I can't forgive you so easily. I am still a young girl after all. If you help me change my underwear, then you must have touched everything. Don't explain, explain."
I won’t believe it either.”
"Then what do you want?" Peng Liang felt that the other party was trying to blackmail him, but Xu Xiaoyu didn't look like someone who was short of money.
"I want you to teach me how to open a lock." Xu Xiaoyu said.
Peng Liang said: "You use your bank card, insert it through the crack of the door, and the door will open."
"Tch, I stopped playing this trick when I was a child. What's the use? Except for the very ancient doors, it's impossible to insert the doors now." Xu Xiaoyu said dissatisfied.
Peng Liang said: "I only know this trick."
"That's nonsense. It's impossible to open the door of our dormitory like this. Besides, it's locked inside. Tell me honestly, what did you use to open the door yesterday?" Xu Xiaoyu asked.
Peng Liang smiled bitterly and said: "A piece of iron wire."
"Give me this trick and give me a gift, then I will forgive you. Otherwise, I will not forgive you. I will also tell Caidi, tell my wife, and tell your teacher." Xu Xiaoyu said.
What a threat from Chi Guoguo. Peng Liang smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, I'll teach you. Go back today. Come to my dormitory tomorrow and I'll teach you."
Xu Xiaoyu immediately showed a satisfied face. Peng Liang drove Xu Xiaoyu to the gate of Kyoto University and said, "You can walk back by yourself. I'll go out."
"What?" Xu Xiaoyu asked.
"I'll prepare a gift for you so that you can see it early tomorrow morning." Peng Liang said angrily.
"Thank you, master." Xu Xiaoyu smiled, opened the door and got out of the car.
Peng Liang drove to a gift shop. Speaking of which, he knew so many women but had not given them anything so far. Peng Liang decided to buy them some small gifts today.
Ten minutes later, Peng Liang left with satisfaction, but the waiter at the gift shop was dumbfounded. He had seen people buying several gifts at once, but never seen so many at once. Each box was also written with "
The names of different women, Zhao Xueting, Li Tingshi, Zhao Yunxing, Liuxu, Liu Qian, Peng Tianxuan, Peng Bingying, Xu Xiaoyu, Yan Caidi, especially when I wrote Yan Caidi's name, I was dumbfounded. Could this super playboy still be there?
Do you know Yan Caidi?
At ten o'clock, after the three animals saw Peng Liang coming back with a large plastic bag, they searched around and found a small packaging box on the table, then put the others under the bed.
Tu Junwei looked at the box with the name Xu Xiaoyu written on it, and asked strangely: "What did you bring back? Why is this with Xu Xiaoyu's name written on it?"
"Oh, Xu Xiaoyu forced me to give her some gifts today, so I just bought one for each (4) women, but as you know, there are too many women I know, and they all have packaging.
, I couldn’t see what was inside, so I just wrote a name to distinguish it,” Peng Liang said.
"Fuck!" the three people cursed together.
Yang Qing asked weakly: "How many gifts did you stuff into that big bag just now?"
"It's only nine. I originally wanted to make it into double digits, but after thinking about it for a long time, I don't seem to know any other women in Kyoto." Peng Liang said.
Tu Junwei: "Madman."
Yin Long: "Beast."
Yang Qing: "Animals."
Peng Liang took a cigarette from the table and lit it: "You are jealous. You are jealous."
Although they didn't want to admit it, these three people were indeed jealous of Peng Liang.
"Fuck, I won't talk to you, this beast, and go to sleep." Tu Junwei turned off the computer and climbed into bed.
The other two people also went to bed.
"Are you okay? It's only ten o'clock and you're going to bed?" Peng Liang asked speechlessly.
Yang Qing sighed: "We are different from you. You don't have to chase girls, but we need to work hard. How can we do it if we don't go to bed early and get up early? The early bird catches the worm."
Peng Liang was speechless. Is it necessary?
Peng Liang did a very shameless thing. He played pornographic films on his computer and turned up the volume very loudly. Then he climbed into bed to appreciate the art.
"Damn it, can't you look at it differently?" Yin Long scolded with a smile.
Yang Qing said: "You have so many girlfriends, why do you still care? Is your health okay?"
"Nonsense, of course I can," Peng Liang said dissatisfied.
The four of them could no longer sleep due to Peng Liang's annoyance, so the four old men crowded in front of a computer to admire this action work of art.
After watching for more than two hours, everyone finally had nothing to worry about and went back to bed. But Peng Liang was bored. He didn't wake up until dusk. It was only twelve o'clock. How could he sleep? There was no way.
Everyone else was about to go to sleep, and the porn offensive had failed. Peng Liang could only play the game boringly alone.