Emperor Haotian opened his mouth wide, and then he realized that he had fallen into a trap again. Damn boy, is it fun to dig a trap for the master?
It's like a lion opening his mouth. Each person has a top-quality magic weapon. Do you think Haotian Palace is a heaven filled with wealth? Where can I get you so many magic weapons?
Qin Feng saw the master's face getting darker and darker, and immediately said: "Master, you have also seen that my wives have just ascended and they don't even have a magic weapon that they can use. If this spreads out, your old face will look bad There is no glory, people will say that our Haotian Palace is a poor place."
There is some truth to what he said, but no matter how you listen to it, it still sounds like a trap.
The emperor gritted his teeth and said with a pained expression: "Of course I have to give them a greeting gift. They must be very tired just after their ascension. Disciple, please take everyone to rest first. Master will personally select the greeting gift for them, and then have someone send it to them."
"Thank you Master." His plot succeeded and he said to the girls with a smile: "Quick, let's thank Master together."
"Thank you, Master." the girls shouted sweetly.
The emperor forced out a smile: "We are all one family, no need to be polite, haha... Everyone go down and rest..."
After they left, the emperor thumped his feet and said, "There are more than a dozen top-quality magic weapons. My treasure house is suddenly empty. It seems that I have to find an opportunity to go to the Jade Emperor and Ziwei Emperor and ask them to help. Well, especially It's the Jade Emperor, he's so rich, it's necessary to beat him."
In the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor sneezed for no reason and whispered to himself: "Who is talking about me behind my back? You are so courageous."
Raising his head, he asked: "Why hasn't Qin Feng come over yet?"
Taishang Laojun took a step forward and said: "Your Majesty, the person who went to convey the order has just arrived at Haotian Palace in less than a cup of tea. You need to wait patiently for a while."
"I know." The Jade Emperor waved his hands impatiently, and at the same time glanced at the triangular eyes that were still pretending to be pitiful.
The triangular eyes did a good job with his role, with a miserable expression and strong resentment in his eyes. People who didn't know would definitely think that he had been raped by dozens of big men.
As for Haotian Palace, Qin Shao had just arranged the girls, and his senior brother came over: "Little junior brother, Heavenly Court sent someone here to say that the Jade Emperor wants to see you."
He turned around and shouted: "I'm busy, I don't have time."
The senior brother wiped his sweat and said: "Little junior brother, the Jade Emperor wants to see you. There must be something important. You'd better go there quickly, otherwise the master will definitely be angry."
"Well, the Jade Emperor's face must still be given." He said to the girls with a stinking look on his face: "You guys should be good at home and wait for your husband to come back."
On the way to heaven, he deliberately flew very slowly, so that the people who came to convey the order urged him many times, but he thought he was transparent.
"I said, Great Immortal Qin Feng, can't you hurry up?"
"I'm already very fast. Did you see that I'm flying on the auspicious clouds? I'm not walking on two legs." He hummed: "Usually when I go to see the master, I always walk there. It looks better this way. Be sincere."
That man's face turned green. You are all in the Haotian Palace. You are so close. Of course you don't have to fly to see Emperor Haotian, but now it's better to go to the Heavenly Palace.
When Qin saw that he looked unhappy, he asked: "This... father-in-law..."
"I'm not father-in-law." The man immediately shouted jumping to his feet.
"No, father-in-law. Isn't it always the father-in-law's job to deliver orders?" He blinked.
"I am not the father-in-law." The man once again revealed his identity: "I am a guard of the Heavenly Court, not the father-in-law."
"Guard, you are not wearing armor. You are wearing a Taoist robe, not a father-in-law." Mr. Qin said with a smile: "I didn't expect that there are eunuchs in heaven. Let me ask you a very personal question. Do you have a little penis?"
That man was going crazy. If he hadn't suppressed the anger in his heart, he would have taken action.
Qin Shao said without hesitation: "I would like to ask a more private question. Was your penis cut off, or made invisible in some way? Did you take the initiative to make it disappear, or did you ask for it? The process must be very uncomfortable for others to help..."
The man wanted to die, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not a eunuch, I have a little penis."
"Really." Qin Feng looked suspicious.
"Why don't I take it out and show it to you?"
"Then forget it. In fact, in many cases, it doesn't mean anything."
"Well."
"You are sure that your thing still has the most primitive function. This is probably the reason why the Jade Emperor came to you to pass the decree. By the way, father-in-law, we have been chatting for so long and I haven't asked you your last name yet."
The man said subconsciously: "My surname is Ma, I am not..."
"Eunuch Ma, it's such a pleasure to meet you. My surname is Qin. You can just teach me, Great Immortal Qin Feng. I can see that Eunuch Ma is a very easy-going person. No wonder we can chat so happily."
"..."
When he arrived at the gate of the Heavenly Court, the horse "father-in-law" bumped his head against a pillar, rolled his eyes and fainted. It was only because of the difficulty that he was able to persist until now.
While sorting out his untidy coat, Mr. Qin muttered: "My father-in-law is my father-in-law. Without that little thing, his behavior is really different from that of ordinary people!"
After saying that, he took big steps and walked into the heaven with his trademark smirk on his face.
The Jade Emperor was already drowsy. He had a fight with his wife last night and was forced to sleep in the study. Plus he had the trouble of choosing who to fight, so his mental state was not very good.
Just when he was about to fall asleep, a loud voice sounded: "Qin Feng, a disciple of Haotian Palace, pays homage to the Jade Emperor... and thanks the Jade Emperor."
The Jade Emperor and Haotian Emperor were the same generation. According to etiquette, Qin Feng should kneel down and worship the Jade Emperor when he saw the Jade Emperor. When this guy just walked up, he noticed that the Jade Emperor was taking a nap, so he shouted loudly and raised his knees. After bending down a little, he stood up shamelessly and shouted in a decent manner: "...Xie Yudi..."
The Jade Emperor was startled. He opened his eyes and saw Qin Feng standing up. He thought he had knelt down and bowed, so he subconsciously said: "Young friend Qin, you're welcome..."
All the ministers stared. They had witnessed with their own eyes the whole process of Qin Feng's petty behavior. They thought that this kid must be too courageous. He actually acted in public, so he was not afraid of being exposed.
Looking at Mr. Qin again, he has a proud expression on his face, which clearly means that I am not afraid of you exposing me. If you don’t believe me, give it a try.
No one really wants to do such a thankless thing that harms others and does not benefit oneself. Anyway, the Jade Emperor has already thought that he has knelt down, so why should we meddle in others' affairs.
However, there were still some who were not convinced, that was Triangle Eye lying on the ground. His little eyes rolled around and he thought, Qin Feng, you have another crime, you are dead today.