Qin Feng looked at the aloof Jade Emperor with a smile and asked: "Your Majesty, what are your orders for calling me here?"
The Jade Emperor's face darkened, and he pointed to the triangular eye still lying on the ground and said, "Qin Feng, I ask you, do you know him?"
He glanced at it and immediately understood what was going on, but pretended not to understand and said: "Who is this man? His dignity is really unflattering. Your Majesty, I heard that Heaven is a very particular person." How could there be such an uncivilized person in a place where etiquette is respected? Did he have his anus fucked by dozens of big men?"
Triangle Eye shouted hysterically at the top of his lungs: "Qin, you dare to say that you don't know me. The appearance I have now is entirely due to you. How dare you say that I don't?"
Qin Shao continued to pretend to be dumbfounded, and deliberately did not look at the triangle eyes, but looked at the Jade Emperor and said: "Who is this person? The voice sounds familiar, but I really can't recognize it. Your Majesty, who is he?" ."
Seeing this kid continue to pretend, Triangle's eyes were furious.
The Jade Emperor hummed: "Qin Feng, you really don't know him."
"I really don't know him." He shook his head and said.
"He is an immortal in heaven who is responsible for receiving ascended people. Qin Feng, you haven't remembered yet." The Jade Emperor frowned. How could he not see that Qin Feng was pretending.
Since both of you choose to pretend, the Jade Emperor thinks it's better to resolve your matters by yourselves, and I will only be responsible for peace.
After hearing what he said, Mr. Qin suddenly realized: "It's you. How did you become like this?"
All the ministers looked at him with contempt, this guy was so unkind.
The man with triangular eyes raised his head and shouted: "How could I be like this? You still have the nerve to ask, weren't you the one who hit me?"
"I hit you."
"You said you didn't hit me."
"Okay, I admit that I beat you." Mr. Qin changed the topic: "But I just taught you a small lesson, and I didn't beat you so badly. I know, you must have hurt yourself, and you were beaten." Make it miserable for yourself, and then complain to the Jade Emperor, do you want me to take the blame?"
"You fart, I didn't harm myself." Triangle Eyes jumped up from the ground, pointed at his nose and said: "As an immortal under the rule of heaven, how could I do such vile things? Qin Feng, you have such a soul. It’s light, if you dare to do it, don’t take it seriously.”
Qin Shao folded his arms on his chest and hummed: "I did it, of course I will admit it, but I didn't do it. Why should I admit it? I just said it was me who beat you, but absolutely He wasn’t beaten that hard.”
"I swear to God, I will never commit any self-harm." Triangle Eyes said confidently.
He spread his hands and said, "That's strange. I didn't strike hard, and you didn't commit any self-harm. So what exactly caused you such serious injuries?"
"You asked me who I asked." Triangle Eyes said angrily, "You were the one who hit me."
"Where's the evidence?"
"What evidence do you want, my word is the evidence." Triangle Eyes said unreasonably. He thought that since Qin Feng can be unreasonable, why should I reason with you? Isn't it just nonsense? No one is afraid of whom.
All the ministers frowned. Although Qin Feng was unreasonable, he never showed any troublesome side. Looking at the behavior of Triangle Eyes, he was simply a scumbag.
Therefore, language is an art, and the results are very different if used well or poorly.
Even the Jade Emperor frowned, his disgust for the triangular eyes deepening again.
Triangle Eyes, who was originally a victim, immediately turned Qin Shao into a vulnerable party because of one sentence. He said in a calm tone: "Your words are evidence. Then I ask you, why should I hit you? Do you dare to tell the truth?"
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"Because you are arrogant and domineering, and you have been like this since the day you ascended." Triangle Eyes said this first, and then said: "I just criticized your girlfriend a few words, and you said nothing to me.
They fought hard and threatened me, making me kneel down in front of the Chinese Ascended One and call me grandpa."
On the surface, Mr. Qin seemed to be in a disadvantageous position, but he still smiled: "Ugly, you dare to swear that what you said is true."
"Of course I dare." Triangle Eyes immediately raised his right fist and said, "I swear what I just said is true. If there is a lie, I will be struck by thunder."
"Okay." This is what Mr. Qin was waiting for. He took out a mobile phone from his pocket and said, "I believe many people know what this is. The Chinese people are a very intelligent people. They have successfully developed
Why should I beat up this ugly monster if I don’t have camera technology capable of photographing gods? Everyone will have their own opinions after reading it. I have to say that it is necessary to carry a shooting device with you to prevent some people from playing tricks."
After speaking, he pressed the play button and a picture was projected.
As he said, the Chinese people have successfully overcome technical difficulties and created a camera that can photograph gods.
The picture quality is very clear, and Triangle Eye's expression at that time is clearly recorded, including every word he said.
Triangle Eyes was dumbfounded, how could this happen?
The Jade Emperor's face became more and more ugly, and all the ministers looked at him with strange eyes. He was covered in cold sweat. How could it end when things have developed to this point?
Qin Shao smiled and said meaningfully: "Do you still remember what kind of oath you made just now? There will be five thunders from the sky. You are ready."
When ordinary people swear, "Five thunders from heaven" is just a symbolic slogan, but in the heaven, this is one of the most serious punishments. Except for Sun Houhou, no one who suffers this kind of punishment seems to be
Who can resist it?
His body began to sift through the chaff, his legs softened and he knelt on the ground, kowtowing and said: "Your Majesty, please spare my life. I was blinded by hatred for a moment, and then I falsely accused Qin Feng. Please look at me for my hard work over the years."
For my sake, please spare me once."
The Jade Emperor said with a livid face: "You can forgive the sins committed by God, but you can't live with the sins committed by yourself. Just now you asked God to strike with five thunders. You can't blame others."
"Come here, drag me down and let him get his wish." The Jade Emperor hummed.
Two heavenly generals wearing golden armor strode over and raised their triangular eyes.
Triangle Eyes still refused to give up, and turned to Qin Feng: "Qin Daxian, please say something for me. If I can escape this punishment, Xiaoxian is willing to do anything to repay you..."
Mr. Qin snorted: "People like you are not even qualified to be pigs and dogs, so you better not insult the lovely cows and horses. I feel sick even if I look at you more. How can I plead for you? I will give up on this."
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Amidst the screams of Triangle Eyes, he was dragged away by two heavenly generals. What followed would definitely be a life-or-death outcome.
The Jade Emperor felt a little embarrassed because his ministers were so unkind, so he said, "Don't be angry, little friend Qin Feng. I have something I want you to help me with."