Chapter 126: Pseudo-eunuchs causing chaos in the palace
The living room on the floor below the Queen's Empress has now been transformed into a hall. There are only a few seats left on the chair above, and the rest below are empty spaces. All layout, design, planning, etc. are all decided by Zhao Xiaogao alone.
He is an expert in this area. With such a treasure in the palace, God has opened his eyes and allowed these lonely women to have time to kill. Moreover, these women have already figured it out, even if Zhao Xiaogao is a fake
Eunuchs don't have to go out and make a fuss to expose others. They can't touch a man's hair. It's always better to see a man in one day. Besides, judging from his ability, he is proficient in playing, playing and singing, and he has taught many girls
Disciple, if you can watch movies that cost money every night, who would be so stupid as to doubt whether they are fakes or treasures?
I have heard from time to time that Zhao Xiaogao and the Empress slept under the same bed, but if you think about it, you can understand that real men don't work, so what's wrong with finding a handsome fake man who can sing and dance to cuddle and cuddle? Of course it's the law.
Beat him to death with sticks, but she is the queen, she is the boss in the palace, and her natal father holds the power of chief minister in the palace. Who dares to poke Deng's nest, and who can afford to offend her? Although the Empress Dowager is also a powerful person.
Man, in the past two years, I have been sitting in charge of the government, and there have been endless excuses after the court. How can she have three heads and six arms? Pan Youan is very capable, but he can't clean his own ass, and he has the nerve to care about other people's things.
thing?
Although the harem is large, it is in a large courtyard after all. It is impossible for the empress dowager and the young eunuch to turn a deaf ear to what happened in the queen's palace, or there may be something unspeakable. However, in the end, the empress dowager could not hold back anymore and asked the young eunuch to discuss it.
,explain:
"An'er, the middle palace is in chaos and there are many scandals. You are the general manager of the whole harem. Why don't you send a few people to investigate?"
The young eunuch smiled bitterly and said: "Mother, it's better to ignore this matter than to take care of it. They are engaging in entertainment activities, and they don't harm your state affairs. Why do you care about them?"
The Empress Dowager shook her head and said: "That's true, but we can't let them do whatever they want. The world is declining, discipline has been ruined, and the palace is in chaos. How will we clean up the mess then?"
The little eunuch said: "There is only one way to govern, and that is to abolish the queen and kill the prisoner. Can you make up your mind to go to such a big fight?"
"Of course, the time is not ripe yet, and it is not time to alert the enemy, but I want to capture and kill the eunuch called Zhao Hegao, so it will be clean and tidy?" the Empress Dowager said disapprovingly.
"Of course this is a simple matter. Killing Zhao Xiaogao is easy." The young eunuch asked with a smile, "Mother, have you ever thought about what will happen after killing her?"
"What's the result? Is it possible that Miss Wang can rebel against heaven?" the Empress Dowager said with a serious face.
"Is this difficult to handle anyway?" the young eunuch hesitated and said.
"What's not easy to do?" The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and said, "You, Xiao Anzi, fight against corruption and tyrants, suppress rebellion and evil, protect the country and the people, and call for wind and rain. What kind of storm has not passed by? A fake little eunuch who sneaked into the inner palace actually let you
Are you in trouble?"
"Mother, one thing is the same, and everything is different." The little eunuch said with a smile, "This matter cannot be investigated openly, and it cannot be investigated secretly, which makes people really embarrassed."
"What do you mean?" The Queen Mother was puzzled.
"The so-called clear inspection means to verify one's identity in public. Do you think it's okay to treat him as a fake eunuch?" the young eunuch frowned and said.
"Of course it won't work. Why should we avoid using weapons to surrender to rats? What about secret visits?" asked the Queen Mother.
"You can't do an unannounced visit! One of the people around Wang Shimei is gone, and the first person she will suspect must be the queen mother and me. With such enmity, we are fighting in the front, and there is a fire in the backyard. Which end should we take care of, the queen mother said?"
The little eunuch made clear the consequences.
"You mean to just let them go through this and we pretend to turn a blind eye?"
"It's best this way," the little eunuch expressed his thoughts. "A loach can't climb the big waves. Dancing and singing will definitely not endanger your country."
"Do you think Zhao Sogao is a fake eunuch?" The Queen Mother was still worried about this matter.
"It's 100% a fake." The little eunuch said with certainty.
"Are you that sure?"
"Because I was born as a fake eunuch, so I can tell by just one look at that person that she is a real male and a fake female."
"Poor talk!" the Queen Mother scolded.
"Mother, forgive me!" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be frightened and wanted to go to the ground to pay homage.
"An'er, don't be angry with the Queen Mother." The Queen Mother patted the young eunuch on the shoulder and said, "You are my backbone. If the Queen Mother doesn't rely on you for everything, who else can I rely on? Your brother is such a good dog, he spends all day in the doghouse.
I can’t get out, and sometimes I feel like I’m going to die from exhaustion.”
"Don't be tired because things are tiring and people are tiring. Mother, you should worry about things that you shouldn't. All the civil and military officials in the court are looking at you!" the little eunuch comforted.
"What An'er said is true. The prime minister's belly can support a boat! From now on, I won't care about these trivial things. But An'er, Zhao An, you have to keep an eye on me."
"Don't worry, Queen Mother, he will always be in the palm of my hand!"
After Zhao Xiaogao entered the palace, he used his skills to gradually win the favor of the Queen. Over time, he also became more worried, that is, he couldn't eat the fat meat in his mouth. When he opened his eyes, he saw everything.
She was a young woman as beautiful as a fairy, but he couldn't get hold of any of them, not because she didn't want to, but because there were hyenas following behind her. Wang Shimei guarded him like a thief, and he couldn't even think of stepping out of the palace gate. Occasionally, he went out for a walk.
He was also afraid of meeting his fellow eunuchs who had rebelled against the palace, so he did not dare to go far. There were so many people in the palace, except for the eunuchs who came and went in a hurry, the rest were all beautiful figures. However, it was beyond his reach, and the time to enter the palace was still short.
He still couldn't eat the delicacies in other people's bowls, and his targets were mainly the beauties in the palace. Ever since that night when the king and queen said she had the habit of sleeping alone and asked him to go downstairs to sleep,
Such an opportunity never came again. During the day, he would accompany his wife to have meals together, and arrange programs in the palace, not to mention performances. If there was not enough manpower, he could go to other palaces to find candidates, and he would be alone with any palace maid.
There was no chance to talk, let alone be sentimental. The blossoming flowers were so charming that they circled around in front of his eyes every day, making him feel itchy and eager to catch one and take a bite of it. Mr. Li Bai's
A poem says that "beauty is like a flower in the clouds", but in his case "beauty is like a flower in front of the eyes". What use is there in front of the eyes? It is not as good as being in the clouds. Out of sight is pure!
Zhao Xiaogao thought hard, how to get rid of the domineering Queen Wang and pick a flower to smell?