Chapter 127 It's not that enemies don't get together
The palace is actually a large, sealed courtyard. It seems peaceful, but in fact, it is jealous, intrigues, and does everything. Three women are in the same drama, and thousands of women are gathered together. What will happen?
How could the little eunuch be willing to let that bitch named Zhao Xiaogao go? But from the perspective of human nature, everyone is eating this bowl of food, and there is no need to get into trouble with others, so he felt that it was unnecessary, so for a long time
, he did not look for trouble with the fake eunuch who was almost the same as him. If he didn't look for it, he wouldn't look for it. The inner palace is such a big place, so he might encounter him.
They finally met in the back garden of the inner palace.
The little eunuch didn't want to talk to him, so he pretended that nothing happened, and walked leisurely by himself with his hands behind his back. When they met head-on, Zhao Xiaogao was surrounded by several fans from the middle palace who also came out to watch the flowers.
He doesn't need to search for a target. Now he is a well-known figure in the palace. No matter where he appears, countless eyeballs will follow him. The rate of turning heads is 100%!
A palace maid quietly told Zhao Xiaogao that the man opposite him was the famous Eunuch Pan, Mr. Pan. Zhao Xiaogao's first reaction was to kowtow to the ground. He knew Pan Youan's reputation. With his current situation, let alone competing with someone named Pan.
I don't even dare to take a look at it.
"I wonder if it's Eunuch Pan and Prince Pan here. Please forgive me for the death penalty!" Zhao Xiaogao said while lying on the ground.
"Are you Zhao Xiaogao? Get up, we are all eunuchs in the same palace, so there is no need to be formal." The little eunuch said calmly.
"I don't dare," Zhao Xiaogao said stubbornly.
"Get up when I ask you to. Why are you saying so much? Get up and talk!" The little eunuch kicked him.
Zhao Xiaogao stood up tremblingly. He didn't dare to hit his legs even though there was dirt on them.
"You guys stay out of the way," the young eunuch said to the maids, "I have something to discuss with Eunuch Zhao."
The palace maid excused herself in succession, and the young eunuch said:
"Zhao Xiao'an, I know who you are. I have handled the dozens of eunuchs in the Anti-Prince's Mansion one by one. After passing the goal, I know that Zhao Xiao'an is not you at all." What the little eunuch said was a lie.
How can I find the time to check the identity of those eunuchs? What he said was a lie.
Zhao Xiaogao believed it to be true, and hurriedly fell to the ground again in shock, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and said: "Please forgive me, sir. Please forgive me, sir."
"Forget it, I won't argue with you. I'll talk to you when you get up." The little eunuch knew what he was saying.
Zhao Xiaogao got up from the ground, put his hands together, bowed respectfully and said:
"Please give me some advice."
"I don't want to embarrass you, but you have to control yourself." The little eunuch said sternly, "If not, I will send all the thirty eunuchs from the Anti-Prince's Palace to work in the middle palace. What will you say when they see them?
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"Yes, sir, you are wise!" Zhao Xiaogao said without hesitation.
"The scope of your activities from now on is the middle palace. If you dare to go even half a step beyond the thunder pool, I will skin you alive. Do you understand? Zhao Xiaogao!" the little eunuch said sternly.
"I understand, sir, my servant is in the middle palace and will not go there in the future." Zhao Xiaogao replied politely.
"Go ahead!" The little eunuch waved his hand disdainfully.
Zhao Xiaogao ran away in a flash.
The Empress was taking a lunch break when she was woken up by Zhao Xiaogao. Seeing him looking lost and sweating profusely, she couldn't help but laugh and said:
"Where did you go, Xiao Gao? Look how sweaty you are?"
"Mother, I just met Pan You'an and was insulted by him." Zhao Xiaogao said in shock.
"He is the king of hell in the palace. I give him three points. Why are you provoking him?" the queen said, shaking her head.
"I didn't offend him, how could I dare? My dear, you'd better kill me!" Zhao Xiaogao said in a pretentious manner.
"Where do you start talking about this? Why should I kill you if you are so good?" Wang Shimei said in shock.
"If you don't kill me, that little eunuch will kill me sooner or later. It's better to die in his hands than to let you kill me." Zhao Xiaogao muttered.
"What did he say?" Queen Wang's eyebrows were raised and her almond-shaped eyes were wide.
"I won't repeat it for fear of making you angry." Zhao Xiaogao glanced at the Queen who was angry with Bullfighting from the corner of his eyes.
"I'm not angry, just tell me!" Queen Wang pretended to be calm and said.
"He said that I was not as good as a dog. He said that I was the queen's face. He said that one day he would take off my pants in public to test the authenticity. He also said..."
"That's enough, stop talking! Are you going to rebel against him? Even if you beat a dog, it depends on the master. Who is he? At best, he is just a eunuch leader!" Queen Wang said angrily.
"Mother, he seems to know that I am a fake. Instead of living in fear like this, it would be better for you to kill me as soon as possible." Zhao Xiaogao said with added jealousy.
"You don't have a long mouth, don't you know how to reply to him?" the queen said angrily.
"What is he doing to me? Can I talk to him on the same level?"
"That's right." Queen Wang thought for a moment and then said, "I'll go home right away and talk to the Prime Minister about it. I'll also ask the Emperor to make you a prince tomorrow."
"Thank you, empress!" Zhao Xiaogao knelt on the ground again at the right time.
"Get up quickly, what time has it been, and you still do this to me? Quickly order the phoenix chariot to be prepared, and set off immediately to talk to my father." Queen Wang waved her hand and said.
The next morning at court, as soon as the little emperor sat firmly on his back, Prime Minister Wang came out and said:
"Long live our Emperor! I heard that the Queen and the Queen of the Harem married the new eunuch Zhao Xiaogao as a sibling with different surnames the day before yesterday. According to the old system, eunuch Zhao should be made king."
Because the little emperor listened to Zhang Facun's clever plan, fierce fighting was taking place in his kennel, and dozens of big dogs died every day. Zhang Facun personally took people to buy Tibetan mastiffs, but he has not come back yet. He wanted to finish his official business in a hurry and have a good rest.
When I went back to watch the dog fight, I heard what Wang Shugui said and said without thinking:
"Accurate performance."
Zhang Dandan, the minister, went out to stop him and said: "Your Majesty, this is inappropriate! Since the empress has adopted her adoptive brother, she is at best considered an uncle of the state. She has nothing to do with the prince, so it is not easy to be crowned king."
"Then let's make him an uncle!" The little emperor is a person who has no independent opinions. Besides, he has urgent matters. I don't know which of his pet dogs was killed in the battle. It is not advisable to delay too long for such trivial matters.
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"The uncle of the country is the uncle of the country." Wang Shugui originally wanted to cheat and get through, but he didn't want to be interfered by Zhang Shangshu. He rolled his eyes at Zhang Dandan fiercely and changed his mind and said, "Since you are the uncle of the country, you must have someone."
Let’s give him an official title. I hope His Majesty the Emperor will grant him an official title.”
The little eunuch secretly laughed at the side: Look, the father and daughter sang a good double act? He just ridiculed Zhao Xiaogao yesterday, but he didn't expect that he immediately went to Wang Shumei. It seems that this person has some sense, and he also
Want to use the power of the Wang family to compete with his little eunuch? He smiled disdainfully and swore to himself: "Sooner or later, I will destroy this ignorant guy!"
Without even thinking about it, the little emperor said: "Okay, let's make him an admiral of the nine sects, with a rank of four, and an annual salary of two hundred dans of food. What do you think, Mr. Xiang? I have something to do, so I won't accompany you anymore. Let's dismiss the court!"
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In fact, the foolish emperor didn't know very well what kind of official Jiumen Admiral was. He heard the young eunuch say it the day before yesterday, and the word was still in his mind, so he said it casually.
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