In the court hall, the ministers were discussing matters. As soon as His Majesty the Emperor opened his golden mouth, his words came out, and he said like a cat or a tiger:
"Dear dear friends, I have my little brother Pan You'an. Everyone knows the work of the young prince. He has been working beside the queen mother, running around and serving the queen comfortably, and his contribution is not small. Now I have
I was recommended to everyone by my mother's order, and I want to find a job in the court. I don't know which of the Qing family can speak. Is there any idle position? Officials, no matter how big or small, can they do their own thing? The Queen Mother is happy, and I will relieve myself of the burden, otherwise I will go back.
After the palace, it’s not easy for the ladies to get along with you.”
This line was taught by the Queen Mother in advance. The little emperor recited it for several hours and there were still many mistakes. If it were written and performed now, I wonder what the result would be.
The civil servants and military officers, including hundreds of people, all looked at each other in confusion, thinking that a useless eunuch could just serve his ladies in the harem, and if he came out to do things, wouldn't it make people laugh at me? There is no one in the empire! But intimidated by the power of the Queen Mother, the Emperor behaved like this again
Language, so everyone remained silent. Let’s see if the little emperor has any clever tricks of his own. Maybe he has to force them into some department? Nowadays, everything is a carrot and a pit, and the treasury is empty. How can there be spare money to support idle people?
The little emperor waited for a while, but no one spoke. He was about to say: "If there is something to do, I will leave the court if there is nothing to do." Last night, he wasted his time because he memorized the lines given by his mother, and he ate more at the Queen's house at night.
A few beans, deprived of sleep, I am feeling sleepy now! I wish I could say goodbye early, so that I can go back to the inner palace to drink tea and rest. If the queen mother wants to ask, he will leave it to these stupid ministers and act cunning when the matter comes.
, everyone stares but doesn't speak, he can't pry people's mouths off! Although he also likes this brother, because they are both sons of the mother's queen, sometimes he is afraid that he will become the second emperor one day, so he doesn't speak much.
It worked. Therefore, he did not want this little eunuch to come out to do things in the court. However, he had to listen to what the queen mother said. The ministers remained silent, which was exactly what he wanted. The emperor had not yet spoken the word "you",
Suddenly hearing the news, the Huangmen eunuch hurried into the court hall and shouted in a loud voice:
"Urgent report, urgent official document eight hundred miles from the border!"
"Read!" The word the emperor said was a fixed pattern and generally would not go wrong.
The deacon and eunuch took the official document and read in a loud voice: "The border situation is urgent and there is an enemy attack. I beg your Majesty to send reinforcements quickly!"
"Who is going?" the emperor asked.
All the ministers were speechless. They were looking at each other just now, but this time they lowered their heads, for fear that the emperor would see their faces and call their names.
“Damn it,” the emperor scolded, “I’m raising you for nothing!”
After the emperor said that, he felt that the wording was inappropriate and hurriedly corrected him: "In the sentence just now, the word behind mom is me, not me."
The court hall was buzzing. Some people wanted to laugh, but were afraid of making any noise, so they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands.
At this time, a minister from the Ministry of War came out and said: "Long live my emperor. I have heard that the military strategy of young prince Pan You'an Wentao is extraordinary. Just now, the emperor asked him to find a job. In my humble opinion, it is better to send him to ask for help."
The thief will be completely victorious."
General Tong is not a fool, so how can he joke about national affairs? Just because the last time his daughter came home pregnant, he was very angry. He made many calculations and figured out that there must be a fake eunuch in the palace, and this person must be Biyu
There is no doubt that he is a personal eunuch. If word accidentally spreads in the future, his reputation as General Tong will be ruined, and where will the dignity of his ancestors be? Why not take advantage of the opportunity to borrow a sword to kill the traitor and send this fledgling fake eunuch to the battlefield. It is his destiny to come back alive.
Da, if he died in battle, he would be clean. Otherwise, he would take command with his two sons, lead the troops out of the battle, and destroy the bandits. Having accomplished such a great feat, he had secured the peace of the country and won the applause of the whole house. Invisibly, he was also
By supporting her daughter, the empress dowager's position in the harem became even more solid.
The little emperor was thirsty and anxious to go back to the palace to rest. Hearing the words from the old king's abbot and sending his little brother to lead the troops, he was overjoyed. Firstly, he had settled a worry, and secondly, his mother had also given an explanation about the younger brother's mission.
It was her father's idea whether it was good or not. Even though he was the emperor, he couldn't refute his grandfather's reputation. One arrow hit two eagles and one caught two rabbits. Where can such a good thing be found? After thinking about it, he said
:
"Tong Aiqing's words are reasonable, so I ordered my imperial brother, General Pan You'an, to lead the army to defeat the thieves. On the day of victory, I will discuss his merits and reward him again, and make him a greater general."
The emperor is incompetent, and the young eunuch Pan Youan is not a fool. In the past few years, he has read a few books with Master Ding and learned a few martial arts. But after all, he is still a young man, his strength has not yet matured, and his knowledge needs to be enriched.
, martial arts still needs to be tempered. However, the little eunuch went to court for the first time, and he chose a general to lead the troops to attack. How majestic it was! He was happy and afraid in his heart, hiding behind the ministers' buttocks, fighting
To his surprise, he was slapped by his two "brothers-in-law" (brothers of the Queen Mother) and said:
"Why are you still standing there? Go and receive the order quickly!"
The little eunuch hurriedly knelt on the ground and shouted loudly: "Long live my emperor, I accept the decree!" (This is also a etiquette that has been trained in advance).
The civil servants and generals in the court were very dissatisfied with the emperor's ruling, but they did not dare to speak out and remonstrate. They were afraid that if the emperor put the burden on his shoulders, wouldn't he be looking for trouble? Besides, the emperor said,
It is the Holy Order. Once the Emperor's order is given, it is like water that cannot be recovered. Who dares to ask the Emperor to change the Imperial Order? Isn't that a joke on the head?
After going to court, the Silly Emperor got off the chariot and went straight to Bixia Palace in great joy. When he saw the Queen Mother, he shouted loudly:
"Mother, Queen, Mother, the matter is done!"
"How's it going?"
"My younger brother has been appointed as the border general by me, and he will go out to take command at a certain date."
"Nonsense," the Queen Mother was so angry that she almost lost her temper and scolded, "He is young and has just left the palace, so we gave him a civil service. If we let him go to war and conquer the border, doesn't this mean he is forced to die? Who is this?
If you use any harmful moves, capture them and kill them for your mother!"
"Mother, let me tell you the truth, this is the plan of the father-in-law, my grandfather, and I have to follow it." The little emperor knew that he had done something wrong, so he first pushed away the responsibility, and then stood aside politely.
Queen Mother Tong Biyu was startled: Why did the father resort to such a vicious move? Could it be that he was dissatisfied with his daughter and took the opportunity to avenge his personal revenge? Another thought came to mind, the matter had come to this, the imperial edict could not be changed, and she had to rely on the help of her two brothers, so she passed on
Yi Zhi invited the two major generals to the harem to discuss matters.
Empress Dowager Tong said: "Brother, you two are the flesh and blood of the Ai family, and now I can only work for you two. The little eunuch is my flesh and blood, and I don't know the relationship. This expedition
, you two must go to assist in person, no matter whether you win or lose, you must let Xiao Anzi come back alive. If one arm is missing and one leg is broken, the Ai family will not be alive, let you father and son flutter towards the hall!"
Although the two major generals were born in Wu Bian, they still understand the strong relationship. It was not their nephew who took the throne, but his sister naturally ascended the throne of the Queen Mother. At this time, the father and son may still be watching the wind and snow outside the wall! Now listen to my sister
After uttering harsh words, I realized the status of this little eunuch in my sister's heart, so I kowtowed to the ground and said:
"Please rest assured, Madam, as long as we are here, the young prince will be here. Even if we are gone, the young prince must be here!"
Queen Mother Tong dropped a stone and said with a smile: "This is the best, you can go and wait!"